Grindr Stories

You can read my Grindr stories over on the 'Communicating with the Dead' thread.

Wow OP, you met a guy on Grindr who came over for a blow and go?!?

Tell us all the details of laundry day next!

Dear Penthouse Forums, You'll NEVER believe what happened to me.

[quote]The second he stepped in my house I just proceeded to unbutton his pants, I kneeled, took his dick out, sucked and swallowed him. Done within ten minutes and send him on his way.

Groundbreaking.

Op are you in NORTH?

"There was absolutely no mention of OP's dick whatsoever. Why, it was as if he didn't have any genitalia at all."

Here's some.

R7 I just laughed outloud. Ooooof.

OP is Ken?

I had a really good turkey, ham, and provolone cheese grinder in New London CT once.

I’d flown out of town on a business trip a few years ago and got on Grindr looking for a hook-up when I got to town. Found this young, really cute, tall Filipino guy. Really great smile, spiky hair, looked like he just got out of college. Turns out we’re staying in the same hotel. He comes over, we hook up, he leaves. Just a fun hook-up, nothing too spectacular.

I go in to the office the next morning and we do a brief orientation. I look up and another group of people come in and he’s one of them. Yep. Turns out he had just gotten hired at the same company as me, he’s from our East Coast office, and as I later found out, he’s closeted. I’d never (intentionally) out someone but he enjoys ass too much to be in the closet. We’re still friends on IG.

Bump

So you wanna discuss your low self esteem issues, OP?

How can you boys have sexual intercourse with someone you don't even know? I find it disgusting. Personally, sex is so much better when there's an emotional connection that can only be established over a series of dates.

^^Gloria Upson

R14 Oh if you only knew what testosterone does to one's brain.

Grindr is like hiring a hooker except that you don't pay for Grindr and on Grindr you meet so many fucking time wasters. Just buy a hooker if you want to hook up: it's quicker, but you do have to pay for no time-wasting.

95% flakes and time wasters. Including me. It seems enticing - but then the idea of getting up and riding or commuting and spending the hour or two is wholly unappealing so I don’t bother.

^that’s why I host

Same. My partner goes on business trips every other week and I go on Grindr when he’s away.

My husband works odd hours, and it's great for a quick fuck with local guys when he's out of the house. The second his car leaves the driveway, I hop on. It's the best invention of our lifetime lol.

I can never understand men whose greatest or only form of sexual satisfaction is to give oral sex to another person, including strangers. You guys are truly sexual saints. From what I hear, there is no straight female equivalent.

Thanks God for Grindr as I can’t afford to hire hookers

Hookers in the US, like bread and breakfast cereal, are expensive. In the Europe less so.

My dying regret will be that I was too old and too unattractive to reach the heights of sexual satisfaction that Grindr provides.

Hey R25, sounds like Grindr is a waste of time. Bet you had more action in the bars.

OP, If you just blew him without reciprocation, how do you consider that "getting laid" if you didn't cum?

R22 -- I guess I'm one of those "sexual saints." I'm happy to just blow a guy. If he lets his inner beast out and starts rough throatfucking me, so much the better.

R20 and R21, are you in open relationships or just scumbags?

I can't imagine letting someone I met on Grindr into my home.

🙋‍♂️ Me, too. My dopamine secretors pump that shit out when I'm sucking a guy off. So much so that I cannot touch myself while I'm giving head without coming. So I have to hold off until I can taste his load in my mouth. Call me whore; I don't care. It is singularly my favorite sexual thing to do.

Get back under your Caftan R30.

When I am horny I have this fantasy of just giving head for an indefinite time to a massive cock. I had some guy turn up wasted with a beer can of a cock wanting head, no reciprocal. After about 5 minutes, I knew I was going to have to really work for a while, while he just sat there. Fantasy over. I kicked him out and said wasn't going to work. I like give head as part of the experience and for a LTR, I am happy to blow my boyfriend or give a quickie when I know the recipe to make him cum quickly. It's too much work to not get anything in return. Fantasy over. Forget Grindr, anyhow, Arab Uber drivers are where it is really at if you want a proper pounding in under 15 minutes.

[quote] Arab Uber drivers

Are you in Cairo and mad R32?

CA and they are hung. Let me rephrase, middle eastern Uber drivers.

R34 how do you get them to fuck you?

Well, that's one way to make sure he doesn't use your towels or eat your turkey meatballs, OP.

Usually there is a vibe, especially if they pick you up from a gay bar. They might ask about your evening, toss something flirty out, see where it goes. I often will just talk about sex, even straight sex to get them revved up. It works!

Cool but risky R37. I would never ask Uber to pick me up from a gay bar: they are likely to cut your throat.

In LA or SF? I feel OK with it, but famous last words so I don't want jinx myself.

Montecito R39.

my most recent grindr hookup kind of freaked me out. we'd talked for several days on the app, so I felt comfortable inviting him over to my (very nice) apartment. when he arrived, he looked different from his pictures. not fat or ugly. he was actually super cute, but he somehow looked gaunt and a little vacant... hard to put a finger on...

i was honestly a little nervous when he showed up so suggested we take a walk - that way I could back out if I wanted. he was 27 but still living at home. apparently his parents were ultra-fundamentalist Christians. he shared a room with a brother who was "mentally handicapped." I got strong child abuse vibes - he couldn't make eye contact, very unsure of himself, shuffled when he walked. but it was also clear he was super smart. he was also very sweet, and i could tell he really wanted to fuck so I went along with it.

sex was actually pretty good. except he smelled awful. well, he didn't smell, his clothes did. his clothes, all a size too big, smelled like the cheapest, saddest dollar general powder detergent and also somehow, you could tell that they fried a lot of food in his house. his clean clothes reeked of used cooking oil. after he left, i swear i could smell that detergent cooking oil smell for 24 hours.

as he was leaving, he looked at the door and said "apartment M like matthew, apartment M like matthew..." like he was committing it to memory.

he sent me a bunch of messages later saying how much fun he had, how he wanted to meet up again soon. i would always reply politely but without ever actually saying i wanted to make plans. for some reason, i didn't want to hurt the guys feelings by blocking him. he got the hint pretty quick though, and left me alone without any snippiness.

just a weird experience.

🎶 Monkey pox, monkey pox, ooooooh monkey-monkey pox!

R41 - maybe he was autistic.

R41 hooked up with Arnie Grape.

I have just been ghosted by a guy I liked and thought we hit it off. I was postponing our meeting cause I was lying a bit on my profile and was reluctant to show up, so he got impatient.

had the weirdest experience a few months ago. this guy messages me out of the blue. late 20s, thin, long blonde hair, pretty face. my type. he said he wanted a regular fwb. ideal. he's a waiter in the middle of the shift. goes to the bathroom and sends videos of him disrobing, spreading cheeks, and punching himself hard in his (small, hard, pink) dick. i'm intrigued, confused, i enjoy his willingness to jump right into the deep end but have never experienced that kind of intense self-pain as a flirtation, especially at the very beginning. on his way home from work, he sends videos of him stripping naked and doing the same in the subway hallway, and on the sidewalk. it's in the middle of the night so it's not crowded, but he tells me someone "walked in" on him and started laughing, he explained he was a faggot that deserved to be humiliated for his master and the guy just went on his way i guess. ok. i told him to come over. he said we just started talking and he wasn't comfortable, things were moving too quick, and he blocked me. wtf. bullet dodged. whirlwind couple of hours.

Never thought how much easier it is to get laid when I host. Neighbors must be wondering about the influx of men going in and out of my house. I could care less

I know, R47!

R47 They know you are a nasty cumdump.

r47 does sound like a filthy whore.

Shame shame shame shame…

While I've not had a lot of experience with Grindr hookups, I did have a quickie while in London several years ago. (Pre-pandemic) Was staying at my usual hotel near Holland Park and while getting ready to meet up with friends I get a message asking to hook up. I said if he could be at my hotel in 30 minutes I'd wait for him. Well, he showed up on time, we went up to my room, no names exchanged, just got down to business and I topped him. We finished up and he left, then I left a few minutes later. He was a very handsome and well-dressed black man, not super hung but a nice handful. We hardly said a word. Oh, and on the way up to my room (I met him in the lobby since a fob was needed to ride up in the elevator) and he signaled that he didn't want to talk and asked that I walk ahead and he would follow.

That was the first and last time I did something like this. Walk in, do our business, then go our separate ways. Not a fan of this, but it works when it does. Forgot to mention that we hooked up again about a year later. This time he stayed longer but wanted me to eat his ass, which I declined. Still didn't catch his name, but still enjoyed our second hookup more than the first.

I’m quite the guy on Grindr where I have seal the deal within hours or I move on. You can tell who’s serious or just there to collect nudes

Last summer I visited a dear friend's house way out on Kings Point Hwy on the Vineyard. Kept getting pings from several hundred feet. The location of Obama's compound. I mean Barack or Michelle would be smart enough to turn off distance, right?

Wow !

Upthread someone mentioned Uber. I was in Las Vegas pre- pandemic at a gay bar, and there were cabs waiting out front. The driver was really cute and asked if he could blow me, and pulled on to a side street. I offered to return the favor, but he said he was only into giving blow jobs not receiving..

My Lord, gay men are icky. We think my husband's brother is a gay. For the love of God, I hope he doesn't get into this type of debauchery.

Saw many men, so little time

Oooh I prefer giving bj too

R57 Your husband licks manass, and it’s less shitty than your rancid dry cunt!

When Grindr came out, my friend and I would try to locate people by running around West Hollywood. It would say we were 600 feet away so we'd run one way and it would say we were 1000 feet away, etc until we were standing outside the guy's house and then we went home. Fun game.

My other story is from 3 years ago. I went to Cancun for my birthday and connected with a cute guy on Grindr. We quickly decided to meet. He came over, we kissed a little and then got naked but neither of us were hard and we weren't getting there. I eventually said "You can leave if you want" and he did. I deleted Grindr after that and haven't used it since.

I love romantic stories like OP's!

^At least someone came (pun intended). I’ve been ghosted plenty of times

R45 stop jerking people around.

Where are the stories?

I invited this totally hot guy over once. He gets here and we put on a movie. A few minutes in, I lean in to kiss him and he puts a hand up and says “I’m not into the kissing thing.”

The kissing thing???

After about 20 minutes, that humiliation had worn off and I put my hand on his thigh and start rubbing. He removes my hand and says “I’m not feeling a sexual connection here.”

I wait a few minutes until he’s engrossed in the movie again, then I get up and go into the utility closet where I keep the tools. I creep up behind the couch, raise the mallet, then bring it down. He slumped over. Never even knew what hit him. I walked around to the front of the couch and gave him a couple of more good whacks just to be sure. He’s sleeping with the fishes now.

👍👍👍😂😂😂

R66 It was your shit breath that made him “not into the kissing thing”

Well, now he’s kissing Davy Jones’s locker.

Fell in love with my fuck buddy I met through Grindr. We’re both married. Now we’re having an affair and meet regularly when either of our husbands are away

R70 you're a rotten person.

[quote]OP: I kneeled, took his dick out, sucked and swallowed him. Done within ten minutes and send him on his way. No mess

Easy for you to say.

R32 more info please!

I also go on grindr and hook up behind my husband's back. He has low T thanks for some meds, and his sex drive is practically non-existent. He's also let his body go to hell. I, on the other hand, have a high sex drive and need sex every day. He thinks I'm faithful, and he feels guilty that he can't perform. He's the main bread winner, and I've used that guilt to my advantage to finagle gifts and other material luxuries out of him.

R74 You are a nasty bottom whore. I hope your husband finds out and shoots you.

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree

I travel the world and the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused.

[quote] but he somehow looked gaunt and a little vacant... hard to put a finger on...

It's called heroin addiction.

R74 = Blanche Devereaux

Sucked another one off this morning. Got milk?

You are my spirit animal, r74!

Met up with a guy on the down low. No pics exchanged and wanted to meet up in a motel. What a surprise! Latino papi. Proceded to suck his dick, eat his ass and he fucked me good. Love surprise encounters on Grindr

R71 is clearly a nasty ass judgmental frau CUNT.

Why are you on this thread?

r82, the more important question is, why are you allowed to spout your hateful misogyny? This is no longer a gay-only board. Women post here and we're not going anywhere, so you better get used to it! We won't stand for your offensive language. There should be room for everyone in the DL sandbox, so let's play nice. And don't forget, we're the ones who tolerated and stomached you and cared for you while you were suffering from AIDS, so that alone is enough to have respect for women.

Miss R83 can go fuck herself six ways to Sunday!

R83, your pussy stinks. Get lost!

I knew a guy that was murdered by a hookup so Grindr held no appeal at all except for just seeing who was on it.

[quote]I could care less

If you could, you should.

[quote]I’m quite the guy on Grindr where I have seal the deal within hours or I move on.

Come again.

Stupid CUNT R83 posts as if anyone’s paying attention. Don’t be late for your gyno appointment, your rank pussy juices have a bad color to them.

Worse than last time, CUNT R83.

[quote]He said it had to be quick as he was on his way to work. Wanted to know if I was quick to come.

OP, if you were just blowing him, why would he care how quick you are to come?

You’re my hero, by the way.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Or pants

Hooked up with a guy who used old pics and told me he was a doctor. We met at a bar and he was like 15 years older than he stated and drove a shitty 2003 Ford Focus. I kid you not. I told him I needed to buy cigarettes and ditched him.

R92, I get being turned off by the out-of-date pic. But who cares what kind of car a guy drives? Did that really make a difference to you?

Well, Ms R83, if enough of you riled-up gals FF R82, he will not be able to spout his hateful misogyny.

I use a decent picture of myself- not one where I look like a 9. That way, the guys are always pleasantly surprised.

[quote]But who cares what kind of car a guy drives? Did that really make a difference to you?

I’m not him, but I’m guessing what the poster meant was he claimed he was a doctor yet drove a crappy car, which would seem to contradict that.

R83 you seem to be unaware of the existence of ignore button.

I’ll use mine after I press post

R83 is not a woman. He posted in this thread earlier about hooking up with guys on Grindr behind his husband's back. He is a troll.

R74 is R83

R98 is right. The troll is all over the "What was a scary or dangerous thing you did when you really needed sex?" thread as well.

R7, those two poor medieval-looking twinks!

R93 yes. Yes it did. If he lied about his age and what he looked like, judging from the car it was also fair to assume he lied about being a doctor. It was fucking weird and he gave off a desperado vibe. I am not into pathological liars. He should have just been honest.

He let his cards slip when he used the word seroconvert in that thread R100. Fraus don't have that frame of disease reference.

Indeed, I thought the same thing, R103. The same post referenced "PEP" - fraus would have no idea what that is, they'd probably think it was the long-discontinued candy bar.

It's just a bored, shit-stirring queeny-queen who doesn't get any anymore.

Be that as it may R98, R83 is still a CUNT.

All you guys hooking up behind your husbands’ backs …guess what your husbands are doing?

^^ they don't care

The secret to getting laid in Grindr is not to be picky. Sex is sex. Much easier than having to look for gloryholes back in the day

I hosted a homeless guy (lives in his car) — young and cute— who just wanted a meal, sex and shower. I obliged of course

^Glad you didn’t get robbed and killed. More Grindr stories please.

Grindr hookups are fun - cum and go

A homeless guy with a phone? I'm not doubting you necessarily, I just find people's differing priorities interesting.

Maybe he's on someone's plan, because I suspect the mail doesn't deliver his phone bill to his car.

Nevertheless, that's a good Grindr story.

Even homeless people need phones. How do you expect them to look for a job without one? And that's priority number one.

And haven't you ever heard of paperless billing?

R109 that’s sad and despicable

R114 the over 80 crowd has not.

[quote] just wanted a meal, sex and shower.

In that order? I hope the homeless guy showered first

My partner was overseas for two weeks. Was on Grindr while he was gone and hooked up with one to two, sometimes three men a day.

WHORE!

r112, Obama made changes to an existing federal program, Lifeline Assitance, which had previously provided discounts on phone services to low/no income Americans. Since those changes, mobile phones are free for qualified applicants, along with limited minutes/data plans. So yes, many homeless have cell phones.

A police officer was strangled and his body dismembered and partially dissolved in a bath of acid, a court has heard.

The Old Bailey was told PC Gordon Semple, 59, had made a date with his alleged murderer Stefano Brizzi on the dating app Grindr.

The policeman then went to Mr Brizzi's flat in south London for sex on 1 April, the jury heard.

Mr Brizzi denies murder claiming the PC died accidentally during a sex game.

Opening the trial, prosecutor Crispin Aylett QC told jurors the case called for "broad minds and strong stomachs".

PC Semple, originally from Inverness, shared an interest in sado-masochistic sex with his alleged killer, jurors at the Old Bailey were told.

While he was on duty, the officer texted the Italian and arranged to go to his flat on the Peabody Estate in Southwark for "hot, dirty, sleazy" sex, the court heard.

They had also arranged for other men to come to the flat for a sex party, the jury heard.

The Old Bailey was told that hours later, Mr Brizzi was allegedly in the middle of throttling him when a man turned up on his doorstep The man was put off by the defendant by saying someone was "ill", the court heard.

Over the next few days, neighbours noticed a "revolting smell" coming from the flat and when one complained, Mr Brizzi put it down to cooking for a friend, the prosecution said.

By 7 April, a neighbour alerted police, who visited the flat and found Mr Brizzi wearing only sunglasses and underpants.

They also found a bath full of acid with "globules of flesh" floating in it, the court heard. Mr Brizzi was said to be obsessed with the US television drama Breaking Bad.

The prosecution told the court his attempt to dissolve the body in an acid bath was inspired by the plot from the hit drama.

He allegedly told an officer: "I've tried to dissolve the body ... I've killed a police officer.

"I killed him last week. I met him on Grindr and I killed him. Satan told me to."

However, jurors were told that the defendant was not claiming a psychiatric defence and now says PC Semple died accidentally during a "sex game gone wrong". PC Semple's last communication on Grindr was a few minutes before at 19:04, the court heard.

Twenty minutes later, his partner tried to call his mobile phone but got no response. He later reported him missing.

The court heard that Mr Brizzi was a user of crystal meth - referred to as Nutella - which had led him to lose his job at US investment bank Morgan Stanley.

He allegedly told a support group he believed in the Devil, and liked "satanic rituals".

The court heard he also liked to boast of his sexual exploits and told one meeting he had tied a man up, treated him like a dog and made him go into a cage.

Mr Brizzi denies murder but has admitted a second charge of obstructing a coroner in the execution of duty between 31 March and 8 April 2016.

^tl;dr

Met up with some guy who said he was hosting. I get there and texted me to meet him at the back as his family is home and will fuck me there. In broad daylight. No mam

Whores. Filthy gay whores.

If I had known how easy it is to get laid on Grindr I would have cheated on my partner years ago

Married now, but back in the day hooking up on Grindr was easier than ordering take-out. There were lots of guys who were into giving no-recip head too which was nice as it was even quicker and easier - you didn't have to take all your clothes off.

Best was when I was traveling for work and would find someone in the same hotel-- just head down three floors, get a blowjob and head back to my room.

Hottest was one night I hooked up with two bottoms. They were friends, looking for a top. Hot guys and I stacked them up like lawn chairs, on their bellies, one on top of the other and just went from one to the other. It was something I'd seen in a porn video and it was hot to re-enact it live.

Downside is that there were a lot of flakes and fakes and guys who were just looking to talk about hooking up so they could jerk off.

^That’s hot

R126 story is proof some friendships can be too close.

I laid a 40 year old Asian twink across my knee as old hand-tinted framed photos of family smiled down from a bookshelf.

40 yo twink? Are you sure it wasn't 50 yo schoolboy?

I hated that show. Imogene Coca was awful and it spoiled the whole NBC Sunday night lineup!

What?

Oh, I thought you wrote Grindl.

Never mind.

It’s all over the map. In the country area I live on weekends, it’s the same 10 ugly middle aged guys looking to give you a bj. In the city, there are dozens but no one wants less than a perfect 8-pack and big dick under the age of 30.

I have a gloryhole set up at home and give a bj to anyone on Grindr who wants to come. Never a full moment

*dull

R133 that's commitment.

R22 That would be a stone butch.

Redownloaded the app last week and found a willing guy nearby. He had a nice face and kind smile. My profile makes it clear that, if I'm looking for right now, I'm not looking to fuck. Just head.

He came by, did as I asked (come in, close the door behind you, drop trou, and sat down. Younger Latino guy with a nice, cut(!) dick, which surprised me. I was going to town and he was leaking precum like crazy. A couple times I could feel him getting ready to shoot.

Then he fucked it up. He tried to pull my face to his and kiss. Now, I love making out and kissing, but only when it's intimate, like in bed – not on the sofa in my office at work. I did not say "no kissing,' that's absurd, but we agreed to a quickie. Now he won't leave me alone. As much as I was into his body, his face, his bush, and his lovely dick, I feel like he tried too much when he came in for a kiss. I guess it might be due to his age (24), but c'mon, a quickie after work does not involve kissing.

I kind of love these--for better or worse.

Here's why. I am old. Really old. My first "Grindr-type" hook-up was calling "976- numbers" (who remembers those?) and listening to heavy-breathing men mumble "what they're into" on a "party line" (who remembers those?). For $3 a MINUTE! The occasional hookup was expensive, sometimes a bit dangerous, and usually sad.

No internet. No pics. No written words to screen out complete imbeciles.

That's not to say I would have done well with Grindr or any of those online apps. I suppose I wouldn't have.

But it's fascinating to see how technology evolved and what it has wrought in the process.

So thank you, posters!

^ Visual aid. And, yes, I lived in Dallas at the time!

R17- I’ve no doubt you know where to find the boys and the booze 🥃.

I only use a bathhouse. It’s much safer especially as per R7’s article.

Is there a separate thread on R121’s story?