La Belle Cooper flaunts beach body in photo with baby mama Irina

For the love of God, grow back some facial hair.

La What Whoo?

He looks like a boy in his late teens. Has he lost a lot of weight? Her pose is RIDICULOUS.

He creeps me out.

He looks good and in good shape. The filer does make him look a lot younger.

He looks really skinny, almost ill.

His face is so ugly

Can't that girl decide who or what she is????

He does not look even vaguely ill R6

I have no idea why Cooper sets off so many Eldergay Hissometers.

He is by all accounts more intelligent than most actors and a nice guy to the people who work with him, has never made homophobic comments. He's even close to his family.

Why the hate?

I read you shouldn’t drink from a hose..

And Miss Cooper has now entered the chat. Welcome girly!

It's like looking in the mirror.

Stiff-arming her.

lol @ eldergay hissometers

R9, I won't say hate, but from from what I have heard, he is on the sociopath scale. A female friend had sex with him when he was at The Actor's Studio. She described it as a Mr. Goodbar experience. She could not get out fast enough. Other people whom I know have made similar comments, he can be very charming and he is, without question, very smart, but the charm is a facade. He seems to have cleaned up his act and learned to keep himself under wraps, but there are too many stories of his NY days for them not to be true.

I thought it was generally accepted that he is a bipolar, bisexual nutcase.

Strong Tab Hunter vibes

Speaking of which when are they aiming Maestro for? I thought they would try to have it ready for this Oscar season but it looks like it won’t be ready. Maybe a Cannes premiere?

I'm with YMF. I don't get why Bradley is at all hissworthy. I'm not a great fan or anything, but he seems to be a reasonably decent actor who blends into his characters.

Eventually I return to the realization that Datalounge is where some people come to express their hatred. For the elders its Bradley Cooper (or Timmy, or Tammy, etc.) For YMF it's the eldergays (one of which he's bound to become before long).

I'm an eldergay, btw, YMF. Ancientgay, really.

WTF is YMF supposed to mean

Whatever he did to his face has made him utterly terrifying

YMF is a poster who used to post regularly as YourMillennialFriend. But he's actually a friend to no one. He mostly posts to hiss at eldergays, or else to school us on Jewish matters (which I actually enjoy, as a goyische eldergay). He invented the very clever name "Hisstopher," a bit of everyelder nomenclature that met with a lot of WWs.

He's a smart guy, but he can easily, unpredictably lose his shit. One Sunday night a few years ago, I posted about using an old Talenti gelato container to shake eggs in for scrambling. For some reason, he raged at me as if I'd suggested shaking arsenic with the eggs instead of cream and salt.

Anyway, that's YMF.

R15, do you know any men who have hooked up with him?

Irina looks like a fag hag standing next to him.

Also, those are some tight fitting shorts he’s wearing.

What does this mean? Was he creepy?

[quote] She described it as a Mr. Goodbar experience. She could not get out fast enough.

He asked his brilliant surgeon for the Alfred E. Neuman

I'm ready to snarl even before I click the link but then I saw that she really looks good.

That is not a heterosexual.

Everybody knows the deal with him r27

I too am wondering what a mr. Goodbar experience means

Listen up...I will HISS if I want to!!!!!!

So there.

Yeah, I'm with R5, R9 and others. I'd totally hit that, he's hot. He looks good. Lucky cow whats next to him

R17 whatever Tab Hunter did to you, he didn't deserves this

Gay celebs who hook up with lesbian celebs are called bi. How about gay celebs who hook up with elderly black women? We should have a special label for them.

R9 He's older than me! And I don't hate him, I just think he looks like he's lost a lot of weight and hence looks unhealthy as a result.

What am I looking at here? Some kind of illegal encampment for Mexican border runners?

Beautiful body!

[quote] She described it as a Mr. Goodbar experience. She could not get out fast enough.

Did he pick her up at a New York gay bar after arguing with his boyfriend?

YMF is a Jew?

So Matt A?

Ugh.

Mr Goodbar= extremely rough, unable to perform, verbally abusive. Jekyll and Hyde personality change. She said he developed "crazy eyes". He had been lovely, polite, funny before.

Back in the ‘70s, Diane Keaton starred in a movie called Looking For Mr. Goodbar. At the end, she picks up a guy from a bar, takes him home to bed, and he kills her.

Hey, that’s La BEAUTIFUL Belle Cooper, OP!! 😡

He pings to high heaven in that picture

R9 R19 Bradley is hated here because he's a psychopathic closet case, who goes way above and beyond to convince everyone, including himself, that he's a straight macho man. And he gets rewarded for it by Hollywood and the masses.

He doesn't even have the looks, so it's insane how far he's gotten.

He’s an ugly tard.

What’s his ethnic background?

Did he suck your dick, r43?

[quote] who goes way above and beyond to convince everyone, including himself, that he's a straight macho man

Does he really? I don’t think a straight macho man would make a Leonard Bernstein biopic.

I do think he is fixated on heteronormativity which is why he’s in that freakshow relationship with Huma Abedin and why he’s making a bizarre movie about Leonard Bernstein’s marriage.

Gay face for decades in OP's pic

[quote] I too am wondering what a mr. Goodbar experience means

It means he was dancing around her in a jockstrap

R46 Did you forget the countless PR relationships with women he's been in? He even has a child with Irina, and got married to Jennifer.

[quote]What’s his ethnic background?

100% closeted

He's from Closetstan

He annoys.

Why do they look like they’re in a favela in OP’s pic?

He is a legitimate nice guy. I realize that doesn't do much for a hate thread on the DL but that is the honest truth.

He’s a repellent little trollina.

R54, I have no idea what your experience is, but the people that I know who knew him from The Actor's Studio and The Elephant Man have a very different impression.

There's always been something creepy about him. I wouldn't be surprised if he has mild sociopathic tendencies.

His pose looked forced, not natural.

guess he's renewed his contract with this whore...guess nobody was buying that other fake relationship with Huma lol

He's an actor, not ugly and speaks french, i'm sure he drops lots of panties with dumb american women.

He’s not an actor, he is ugly, and he may speak French.

He speaks fluent French.

What’s on his head? Something is kind of off about the “photo”

R23, she does not remotely look like F hag . Most hags are fat and ugly

It’s snorkeling gear or something

[quote] he's a psychopathic closet case, who goes way above and beyond to convince everyone, including himself, that he's a straight macho man.

He does try to be straight, but he does not try to be macho.

He’s a terrific actor

Size meat verificatia and no prosthetics, please.

I won’t watch anything he’s in.

Lady man, lady!

He is gay, gay, gay. He was out at Georgetown and any story of him fucking women is planted by fangurls or his PR.

His thighs are wasting. His pecs look like implants. Possibly his biceps as well. His skin is red and mottled.

Three hogs and a closet sex pig.

Tsk.

Hee-hee!

Has Mart Darmon weighed in?

I've also heard he was essentially out at Georgetown. He wasn't running the Pride parade or anything, but everybody knew he was gay.

Bradley was a serious alcoholic for years. That does not excuse his past behavior in any way, but it helps explain it. He's different now.

He looks like a rude little troll. Snide without being clever.

CUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTT

[quote] I've also heard he was essentially out at Georgetown. He wasn't running the Pride parade or anything, but everybody knew he was gay.

Just like George Clooney at University of Cincinnati. And then fame came a'knockin'.

^ I have no idea what you could possibly mean, R79

[quote] He does try to be straight, but he does not try to be macho.

Macho to us, no. Macho to him, yes.

He was so pretty ! he doesn't even look like himself anymore. He looks like a 62 yo meth addicted burnt victim who's had enough money to pay for a complete makeover, including the knees. his skin is repulsive.

OK, I had not enlarged the photo until R82 went off on his skin (FYI, I think it is just freckles); however, his face looks like Madame ,as in Wayland Flowers and...

Older men have to be careful with plastic surgeries. They can feminize your face. BC has gone that route unfortunately.

He looks really good for his age. I'll give him that.

he has the thighs of a 68 yo

It’s the best (and happiest) he has looked in a long time. Seriously.

Her eyes and facial expressions look super creepy…..

Why is it always, La Belle Cooper, La Belle Pace, and never La Belle Affleck ?

Ben Affleck looks like a rusted, broken down Jeep.

He should be wearing her mesh sarong

I'd eat his ass!

I first came across Bradley Cooper in "Wedding Crashers" and I fell in love.

He's had some excessive Botox at times but very little, if any, plastic surgery. But leave it to the DL queens to attribute "tons of plastic surgery" to anyone who looks good.

Botox goes away.

Figured it out. His torso looks weird because he got lipo. Face as previously diagnosed is due to fillers.

I love the IEHAT!

I'll set aside snarky comments about his appearance to ask WTF is going on here? Why is he putting water in a pig trough?

Where else would he put it??

He's having another wet hot American summer!

The best he ever looked was that sniper movie. A full beard does his grotesque face a world of wonders.

R70 Yes, and he made his ex pregnant by shaking her hand

He’s always looked weird to me, like an emo.

He a bitch!

He DOES have a grotesque face!

Huma Abedin seems to have a thing for assholes--Anthony Weiner and Bradley Cooper. She needs a Miranda or Samantha to sit her down with a pitcher of margaritas and set her straight.

She needs a *Cynthia Nixon* to sit her down with a pitcher of margaritas and set her *lesbian."

She needs Rojo Caliente to sit on her face and pour margaritas on her.

That skirt thing looks like it was from an old Victoria’s Secret clothing catalogue.

This whole picture is smelly crotches.

So he speaks French?

Big whoop, so do I.

- Garçon! Je suis capable de manger un cheval! (“Waiter! I could eat a horse!”)

- Apportez-moi quelques aliments française ici pronto sur la double! (“Bring me some French food immediately!”)

- Mettez-le smaque dabbe sur la table. (“ Put it smack dab on the table.”)

- Attendez une minute au jus dernier! (“Wait just a darned minute!”)

- Qu’est-ce l’enfer que c’est? (“What is this the hell that this is??”)

- Attemptez-vous à yanquer ma chaine, boudet?? (“Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?”)

Datalounge hates gays. They want their idols to be straight even though none are

Intelligence = not having plastic surgery and keeping your original normal face. Or was this all for the barbie movie?