What assumptions would you make about a gay who gets his ass waxed?

Boys don't make passes At guys with hairy asses

That he doesn't like hairy assholes.

Are you some kind of alien who has never seen a human body OP? Why don't you pull your head out of yours.

Bottom McBottom.

i shave my butt, but sometimes go to a salon in the valley for a wax if i feel like pampering myself.

nothing better than a velvety soft, immaculately clean rear end to give you a rejuvenated, dewy outlook on life.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE hairy asses. Don’t wax!!!

In fact, I’d often stay a bit longer at the gym because a cute guy would come to the locker room just as I was leaving. I loved his hairy ass so would hang out just to see it.

A bottom I knew biblically did it because he thought it improved anal sex. Cleaner or something? I only slept with him a couple of times but I didn’t quite understand what he was getting at. It was especially memorable because his cheeks were totally hairless. He was just getting his crack waxed. Anyhow, I bottom much more frequently these days and have thought of it giving it a try. Why not?

Do you like squeekee farts? This is how you get squeekee farts.. When clipping ass hair, my main objective is the freaky tuft of hair at the taint. I could macramé a small owl or perhaps get a weave.

Waxing your ass means a very itchy ass a week or so later

R9 If you don’t know how to disinfect and moisturize

This thread does not compute.

An ass is an ass is an ass.

[quote] I could macramé a small owl

Pics please.

I never waxed but would trim or shave there. Hairy asses aren’t very appealing in my view.

A real man keeps his mussy hairy .

A real man doesn’t use words like “mussy”.

R15 Have you seen that thing?

Divine Delish &Delectable

I don’t mind hair but a bottom needs to shave his hole area. Luckily must do.

1. She's a bottom.

2. She looks like sasquatch 'down there', which is why she shaves.

I would make zero assumptions of any interest, really.

It looks painful and the bottom flinches a lot In this video.A lot of thirsty comments from so called “straight” men..

Prissy bitch

Let me guess, OP - “ you know several people who have done this“

[quote]Most gay guys have hairy asses, right?

No. Plenty of countries, in Europe and Asia, with guys with hairless arses.

Didn't Seinfeld do a episode on this? Jerry gets his ass waxed but doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want them to know he's a bisexual bottom. But a week he can't hide how badly it itches on his bottom.

Hilarity ensues.

I get mine waxed once every 9 months to a year, cheeks and crack. Feels smooth, and the bristles grow back much softer than they do with shaving. I’ve rarely had any discomfort.

On the plus side, a hairless hole causes less friction when getting fucked. My hole is uh, more accommodating as a result. On the downside, farts become far more audible.

I shave my whole ASS once a week in the shower. Back in the day as a teenager I hated it because I had to turn my head around but nowadays I see it as good weight loss exercise. I listen to my spotify playlist while I do it.

Has crabs.

You can't fuck a guy as long if he has a hairy asshole because the hair gets caught up in the action and irritates the skin. Hair on but isn't as bad as hair around hole. Gross and annoying.

R29 You know what irritates a dick more? Ass stubble from bottom whores who shave their shitters every week.

Cute butt at R21. I would enjoy it hairy or waxed. Both are fine.

It's not the dick that gets irritated dumbass it's the bottom's asshole.

That he likes to get rimmed, obviously.

[quote]It's not the dick that gets irritated dumbass it's the bottom's asshole.

Top here. My dick gets irritated by the asshole hair of the bottom I’m fucking.

Clammy, blotchy, stubbly.

Is there hiv in anus-hair?

Ass hair is the canary in the coal mine - any sight or stench means shower play.

How enlightening a thread. Bitchery, tops complaining, bottoms waxing and waning. Full moon over Miami.

R36 Yes Rose. And super clap and monkeypox. But if you're on PREP no problem.

I get my ass, crack, and hole waxed periodically. It feels great and I have had more guys eating me ass before fucking me. Love it.

Perfect.

From a woman's perspective, I would just think he was very considerate and neat.

Wise man.

R32 Is a fat bottom that has never fucked a hole in his life.

Bottom?

Electrolysis would make more sense.

Having a hairy ass and living happily would make absolutely perfect sense, but this is DL, I must remind myself.

Many men, gay and straight, are unaware of just how much of the smell of shit their ass hair retains without scrupulous hygiene. Men with furry butts who take one or two dumps at work usually only have toilet paper to clean themselves with and wipe the residue of shit into their ass hair. So, an immaculately turned out guy wearing a suit will still smell like shit.

Who defecates twice daily at work??

" .. What assumptions would you make about a gay who gets his ass waxed? .. "

100% bottom. Incapable of topping.

Trump, DeSantis, MTG ( and her hairy ass), Miss Lindsey ( and her waxed ass), Cruz, and Dame Angela Lansbury.

R51 - is that a list of people who defecate twice at work?

Plenty of tops love a hairy ass. Don’t get the people who try to force hairless on everyone.

[quote] Who defecates twice daily at work??

Them people I reckon who got that CBS disease I heard about.

Only good assumptions, OP. I just did mine.

Is he open for Business Will the next question [not really an ASSumption]

I’d go to this guy to get waxed.