Jennifer Garner to JLo Affleck- “THANK YOU FOR TAKING THAT BUM ASS BITCH OFF MY HANDS!”

did she really call ben a "dumb ass bitch " ? wow

Yeah, she's thrilled! Her kids (and grandkids and their kids) are set for life and she doesn't have to spend any more of her time trying to keep Affleck alive.

I think the OP is paraphrasing, R1.

How classy.

Seriously. R1 no. I’m exaggerating what I think she is feeling. He did say he was like her 4th child.

I'm calling BS on this. Didn't Garner leave her first husband to pursue Affleck? The divorce (Garner & Affleck) took something like 4 years. Why? I think she was holding on to Affleck. He was obviously over her and irritated with her.

R2 they were set regardless. Garner has her own millions.

Oh gurl I was waiting for the slaps from Garner to begin. She’s used Affleck to polish her image for decades now. It worked in her favor for him to be acting like an idiot and child, because she could spin it to the public as “He really screwed himself over when he lost her” and “What an angel that she still is always there for him.”

But (as annoying as Bennifer are) the overarching PR story is “Ben reunites with his true love at last.” Which makes Garner the footnote, not the plucky heroine. Ouch!

And this leak clearly came from Garner. It even includes a plug for some snack company she started.

When he starts drinking again, if he ever stopped, he can’t blame me.

Yeah R2, R7 is correct.

She doesn’t have Affleck millions, but she has millions on her own. I’m sure she gets sizable child support, but I doubt she really needs it.

Whatever the dynamics were between them, he's humiliated her in a way that's not acceptable. Telling the world he had to drink himself to unconsciousness every night because of her ?? bulshit. He's doing the same with J-low. And the counting cards stuff, was THAT because of her too ? she might be a bossy bitch on wheels, she's the mother of his 4 kids, that's no way to go Ben. He's "I'll drink the cologne if there's no booze in the house " kinda drunkard, and it's no one 's fault but his. And I'm his biggest fan

r12 hi frau

Not sure I buy it. She always seemed semi obsessed with him. I think the church lady thing is an act. She loved the status of being married to him and played the pr game too.

The funniest picture ever of them was her handing him a bag of greasy food on his way to rehab.

R13 no I'm a guy, but Ben has crossed the line big time with her recently

One of the websites stated while in Paris, JLo informed Ben she was exhausted from all the work, he asked what work, she said attending all the fashion shows.

They have cute kids together. One is already acting out.

Addiction is very interesting. Alcohol is just the distilled and fermented liquid of a fruit or grain, so why is it such a toxin for some of us?

A friend of mine says he's a drunk because he has no kids. Affleck has married twice and several kids and has the same issue.

Is addiction an obsessive compulsive disorder?

Lying is the main component of this problem, I think.

Ben didn’t cross the line with Jennifer, his image as a ne’er do well worked greatly in her favor. It’s what she turned to after she aged out of film work, the way Gwyneth started GOOP.

R14, I dunno, I quite like this one

R17 your alcohol question is ridiculous

There are all kinds of theories about addiction, but part of the story is physical and part is mental. The physical involves chasing dopamine and other feel-good hormones, this is where genetics can come in. The mental involves dependence on alcohol for emotional reasons—to overcome insecurity, or avoid feelings or vulnerability.

R16 she WOULD say that wouldn't she ? the pathetic cunt is taking herself soooo seriously. Alegend in her own mind. What's the point of attending fashions shows anyway, to end up dressing like in OP's pic ? that the most vulgar, and tackiest outfit I've seen worn seriously on a celeb. She has all the taste of a 14yo

Why don't you share your non- ridiculous insights since you are such a fucking expert, r20?

Affleck was just dating that Cuban sexpot twenty years younger than him.

You don't get rid of a "4th child" that easily, hon!

No, a truly dedicated manbaby will marry someone else, and then come back to you to whine about the new wife.

R24 I'm convinced she was paid by J-lo. Ben couldn't go from Gardner to Lopez, it would have damaged her image , and she was 100% fucking him while she was still with A-rod. She contrated De Arnas to cover her traces, and to shift Ben's image for the latin publico, and de Arnas being a fellow latinx trying to make it in the movies, it was a win-win for the 3 of them

[quote] , a truly dedicated manbaby will marry someone else, and then come back to you to whine about the new wife.

exactly, I'm already on a countdown to see Ben going back to Gardner his tail between his legs, bitchin about the "pap frenzy" like the first time. And boy, will she take him back . He's finished. These two will eat him alive

I dearly miss the Jennifer Gardner goes to Church threads!!! 😭

His recent relationships left him shookus and up in arms, which is why he turned to JLo.

same R28 they were hilarious

r15 hi frau.

r15

R31 AGAIN ? what must I do to convince you that I'm a guy ? I'm a dad BTW and my wife was a grade A psycho, but I still pretend to respect the bitch in front of the kids

If there were only 2 people left on earth with me: Ben and OP, I'd still pick Ben, though. And OP can wallow in her bitterness and resentment.

For the life of me, I don't see what's attractive about Affleck.

You're being trolled, dude. Block it.

R35- I have never understood the attraction either. He isn't attractive in my opinion and his personality sucks. What's there to like?

r33 Frau is a state of mind. You represent your wife's opinions well.

The first wife is so ugly.

Jlo is ratchet.

He should try men.

I’m available!

I wonder which will give out first: Ben's liver or his marriage to JLo?

I don't mind R36, I know who she is, she's the unhinged bitch from the "older gays, tell me what you miss" thread. I really told her, and she's now textbook DL no-life psychobitch, poping on every thread from now on, trolling me. I'll just enjoy watching her drowing in her own shit.

Did someone get told??

Just a frau. She got what she comes here for

Garner and Lopez are lesbians. If Ben was straight, he would not date ugly old ladies

This doesn't add up, dude.

Ana de Putas

[quote] [R2] they were set regardless. Garner has her own millions.

Millions? From Capital One commercials? Ok...

National ad work? Fuck yes. Ask Flo from Progressive. Stars make major bank from those ads. Jennifer doesn't have as much as Ben, but she works steadily. She's worth tens of millions, easily.

"Not sure I buy it. She always seemed semi obsessed with him. I think the church lady thing is an act. She loved the status of being married to him and played the pr game too."

Yeah, but that doesn't mean she isn't completely fed up with him now. Years of additions and relapses will eat away at love until it's gone.

And I don't think that the current relationship with J-Lo is anything but a couple of old pals getting together to boost their media profiles, until one of them meets someone they can get serious about. You won't see J-Lo dragging him off to rehab in 10-20 years!

J Lo seems to be as obsessed with Ben as Garner was. Although I was a bit circumspect at first, I do think this marriage is the real deal or as real as it can be for an addict and a narcissist. J Lo will work very hard to support him in sobriety and monogamy. The issue being that ultimately Ben’s decisions are his own to make, and she can’t ultimately control his actions (as Garner discovered firsthand). What will happen then?

r48 she also does international ads and corporate promo vids. . and "Alias" still sells in various formats.. . it gets mentioned about every three years and goes viral for a brief time.

Ben has good dick, right?

She doesn't have to spread'em and feel his hot, damp weight pressing down on her as he fumbles to find a hole of entry. That's his other Jennifer's duty now.

Jen's gain is JLo's loss

Is this Jennifer Gardner related to the late, great Ava somehow?

What I wanna know is whether his wives acknowledge his hair system or whether they just pretend it is real hair.

@r55, Yep, I googled "Gardner" and only two names popped up, Jennifer and Ava. Mother and daughter no doubt 🤔

@r56, They make a pact, I'll pretend your boobs are real if you pretend my hair is real 🙄

To tell you the truth, after a few drinks and turning the lights down, I can't tell 'em apart.

He’s still the father of your kids. Don’t badmouth him

Since she plays the savior for the sake of the kids routine, she’s still kind of stuck with him. J.Lo could just walk away free and clear if he falls off the wagon. Garner was already split with him when she drove him to rehab.

Yes r61. Because he is the father to her kids. If not she would probably be done with him.

All we have to know about their relationship is summarized by the fact that Affleck said that he'd still be drinking if he and Garner were still together - and not because she's a shrew, but because he's a bloated addict and alcoholic.

Blaming someone else for your addictions is the biggest sign of someone who cannot take responsibility for his own choices and will likely relapse.

Once the honeymoon, literal and figurative, is over, Lopez, herself a raging narcissist, will soon discover that he's a lot bigger a mess than when they last dated. Once she realizes that she'll have to take care of him, rather than his catering to her, it'll be over quickly.

You all realize that she didn't actually say this about Ben...

“I’m sure she’s thrilled to get rid of her fourth child,” said a source who knows both Affleck and Garner, referencing all the actress has done for her ex."

"And another Hollywood insider this week told Page Six that although Affleck is now off Garner’s hands, the exes will always be entwined."

I mean the unidentified "sources" weren't even quoting her, but you guys knew that, right? 🙄

Who will be the next Jennifer when his new marriage fails? Aniston? Lawrence? Love-Hewitt? My vote is for Jason-Leigh

Ben's rug is really askew at R12!

r65 Jennifer Jason Leigh? She's way too old.

I pick Jennifer Anniston, then Ben can dump her for Angelina Jolie....

"NOT AGAIN!!!"

Jennifer Connolly isn't available, but she's still better-looking than any of the other Jennifers!

But if she got tired of Bettanhy, he still wouldn't have to worry about using the wrong name when he fell drunk into bed.

If it were up to Ben, he'd still be with Ana de Armas. He looked very into her. She's a rising actress and he clearly enjoyed being attached to that. He was humiliated when she dumped him. So he ran to JLO, who's only really relevant in name only these days and who was humiliated herself by A-Rod. I agree with the poster who said this reconciliation is more like two old friends helping each other out.

Jennifer Holliday or Jennifer Hudson, as either one would be his last wife. They both would make it clear that they ain’t going.

A lot of people thought the De Armas was pure publicity to see the movie that bombed. I don’t get what she would see in him.

^ de Armas relationship

A lot of people thought the de Armas relationship was pure publicity to sell the movie that bombed. I don’t get what she would see in him.

r72 Maybe but he still loved being linked to a young "it" girl.

I agree with R63.

One should not trash the father of their children, if the father hasn’t actually attacked or raped their children or their moms.

I think that the problem is that a lot of good women get sick of keeping their mouths shut, and protecting assholes.

Sure, some women may be lying, and have alternative & insincere motives for trashing the father of their children, but that’s not necessarily the case with these two.

He was a full on drunk for much of his marriage to Garner, & while I’m not sure she actually said this to the media, I’m sure she’s happy AF to have him be some other adult woman’s responsibility.

No, it isn't R17. It's an escape. And the conditions related to the need to escape are irrelevant, but the escape is irresistible.

"All we have to know about their relationship is summarized by the fact that Affleck said that he'd still be drinking if he and Garner were still together - and not because she's a shrew, but because he's a bloated addict and alcoholic."

And yet he appears to have been drunk off his ass during his entire honeymoon. Was JG with him then? No. What a lame ass coward to blame her because he chooses to be a falling down drunk.

FANK YOU YOU FIXDED MY DRUNK EX HUSBAND