Hooters Waitress Caught Dipping Hot Wings In Her Vagina

Sounds fake. If you place her name on Google, all reports are reposts of the same article.

Why would you report that? Show some pity for us. We do not need to know that. Not now. Not ever.

I just kind of assumed that would be expected from that establishment.

I guess when you need a nice brine in a pinch.

[quote] dipping hot wings into her vagina

Told ya about those hot blooded tacos

I know of a woman who worked at a bakery who used to stick food products into her vagina whenever she had a yeast infection.

I guess it was harder to detect because it was dough on top of dough.

There's countless stories like these on tiktok... of course, most of them get raked because they're whining about a job where even in a podunk town they're earning about 250 a day in tips.

but numerous accounts on social media suggest this story came from a badly written satirical site.

no data with houston pd

Wait til you hear where she put the chili.

Her cooch must be numb. Can't even imagine... It couldn't have been the hot wings or Buffalo-style variety. Yikes, and ouch.

I still like Tyler Durden and his Cream of Mushroom soup 🍲

Shame on her coworkers for narcing on her. If customers are making off-color remarks about her appearance then anything short of putting broken glass in the food is justified.

Oh, she'll be fine. It's not like she's on a 'Do Not Hire' list at Red Lobster. They keep a list, you know.

Why do my wings smell like Rock Lobster?

In a related store, her new employer Cooters is seeing record sales.

Haven't those poor chickens gone through enough?

Fake news

Disgusting all around. People can be rude assholes but why would anybody do this to themselves. I'm doubting this story because how could she possibly pull this off in public. Nasty.

😂😂😂 i needed this! Thank you OP and posters!

I presume that some Hooters customers are slipping her an extra fifty for the "secret sauce".

Well, since most of her customers want a.taste of her pussy...

To all the doubters, just because this story hasn’t been verified doesn’t mean it’s not true. You have to at least admit It’s possible that a waitress at a Hooters or other similar establishment inserted hot wings into her vagina and then served them to customers. Do we have proof this DIDN’T happen? No, so it’s likely to be true then. That’s the thing about feminism — there’s no room for debate. I’m just asking questions because I like to look at both sides.

They went from being Hooters wings to Hoo Ha wings.

And that ain't Ranch Dressing I'll wager!

"Daily News Reported" is joke-news Here's from their "About Us" section of the website:

[quote]Daily News Reported is a [bold]fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.[/bold] Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Daily News Reported is not intended for people under 18 years of age.

People will believe the most ridiculous shit.

If there was a story that a man at Popeyes rubbed chicken thighs over his dick would you believe it?

I know most of you really hate women but this is insane.

[quote] If there was a story that a man at Popeyes rubbed chicken thighs over his dick would you believe it?

Yup. I would believe it ^. If it was Popeyes thighs up his butt I'd believe it was a Datalounger.

First of all, their uniforms would prevent this. They wear thick pantyhose with short-shorts over them. She’d have to pull off the Lycra shorts AND the tights in order to access her vagina. It’s not like slipping a hand up a skirt to a bare snatch. She’d have to partially remove the entire bottom half of her uniform to do this. In the middle of a kitchen.

The hot sauce would be painful in a vagina, not to mention the temperature. Spit would be a lot more practical.

OP is the MRA troll

R7 You expect us to believe that someone working at the Dennys in Wichita Falls is earning $250 a day in tips? Someone who spends the day waiting on senior citizens and people too poor to eat in real restaurants? Anything to avoid taking the side of a powerless person, I guess.

Keep it classy, Gen Z.

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken! !

Julie, you look like a plate of hot wings dipped in a vagina!

Don’t blame the waitress, people. She was following Guy Fieri’s recipe!

HOT & SPICY

R26 Really DUMB analogy.

The moral of the story: Don't be an asshole to people handling your food OR at least wait until AFTER you've been served if you just can't contain yourself.

We've had a lot of stories from fake news "satire" sites posted on here lately, mostly because people like the last 10 or so posters populate the site. Hours after this was revealed as fake, they're still discussing it as if it really happened. And of course, it took hours for someone to point out the website is a fake news site in the first place.

Did her hot wings stink?

This seems like straight man fantasy more than reality.

Britney: My pussy is itching me when I dip hot wings in it y'all.

Elton: Don't mention it.

I heard that waitress shoved a bottle in her cooter at the old folks home!

Sounds queer to me. Maybe we can incorporate it.

The secret's in the sauce.

Now I'll pass on the Unlimited Breadsticks at Olive Garden, thanks.

Thanks R28, that was my first thought about her vagina, but not having one, I decided that I shouldn’t speculate on the matter.

This thread reminds me of the parody Deidre Hall threads, where her early ‘90s refusal to wear the AIDS ribbon has morphed into not wanting to wear a mask, support Ukraine, etc. And people are acting like it’s real!

As many have mentioned, this is a fake story from a parody website!

[quote] "Sounds fake. If you place her name on Google, all reports are reposts of the same article."

Here's a real one for R1. The19yr old woman got a year in prison for committing what was classified as a felony.