Nepo Baby Ireland Baldwin: Do You Work?

A cafe, wine bar and boutique. all in one?

Fat potato.

Hideous potato.

Mouthy potato.

Disappointing potato.

"She doesn't not get an allowance at this age." I see.

26 year old "former" model??

I don’t like the way she looks at the camera. Presumptuous.

Stink off!

She's weird-looking.

She needs to back up.

Too close, breh.

She looks like a mix of her father and mother but none of their beauty. This is just more evidence two beautiful people don't guarantee goodlooking kids. Plus most beautiful people have average looking parents.

[quote] We are opening up a café, wine bar and a boutique.

That's what bored wives of wealthy husbands do.

Is she giving this interview in a Trader Joe’s?

She should have told them all "Fuck no I dont work.Ive got rich parents and dont you wish you did."

She was a model? She makes Rumer Willis look good.

She’s really fat.

How dare you caftan queens question my charm and talent??

She looks like a tranny in that photo.

Alec Baldwin is not beautiful.

Derp face for dayz!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a heifer

I’m pretty sure she has the Downs.

For real.

Alec was a pretty boy when young. Time just has not been kind to him at all. I thought he was very handsome in Beetlejuice when I was as a teen.

Alec was at his peak in Miami blues. Actually,he stayed hot for a pretty good stretch.That maniacal baby machine aged him quicker than life did.

Opening a Cafe AND a wine bar AND a boutique = Three goals, but no paychecks from ghost businesses

Foster "Dog Mom" = Also doesn't come with a paycheck

Starting her own dog rescue = Definitely doesn't come with a paycheck (but costs a lot)

Screenwriting (having written/sold no scripts) = No paycheck here, either

Jesus, what a worthless mess. At least Sean Penn and Robin Wright set up their daughter's trust fund so that she'd have to graduate from college before having access to any of it.

One positive thing, she still cares what other people think. Going on and on about what she considers work. The questioned asked of her was whether she works. Not whether she has a job or is employed.

Does her father still publicly chastize her. He called her a rude, little pig for not answering a phone call from him. The way he agressively admonished her and she was only eleven or twelve years old. Not surprising that he would lie about pointing a blank gun and pulling the trigger.

The little tater head was the worst part of her father's roast a few years ago.

She got up on stage and gave a string of LAME jokes about how her father was/is never around and is less talented than Kim. Even Lady Gaga got more laughs, and her pre-taped segment was met with audible boos for its pathetic jokes.

Yes, but for Ireland that was a form of therapy.

I find Ireland more likable than Candace Cameron's cunt daughter.

Believe it or not, I'm rooting for Ireland. She is the single child of two notorious, unstable, raging narcissists whose marriage imploded in the public eye. As noted, her parents were stunningly beautiful when they were (briefly) together. Yup, Ireland has little of their beauty or charisma.

I don't know much about her relationship with Kim. I do know that if Alec was my father and treated me and/or my mother the way he has, I would run over him with my car. Alec Baldwin is now and always has been an asshole of epic proportions. Off-the-charts assholery.

Ireland has been pretty cool about all of it. She's finding her way in the world. (Frankly, it's nobody's business whether she takes money from either of her wealthy parents.) She's also been pretty brave and outspoken about sexual assault, abortions, and reproductive rights.

Team Ireland here.

R25 All celebrities have cunt children. Martha Stewart. Bing Crosby. Magic Johnson. Joan Crawford. Blythe Danner.

Debra and I raised a normal boy, though. He makes dull documentaries now, but at least he's not roaring down Sunset coked out of his mind in a matte-black Maserati. And he's better looking than this "cheap albino lesbian."

R26 Ireland, is that you? How you doing, baby doll???

She needs facial lipo or some kind of interventia.

I’m not on her team per se but I don’t understand why people hate her because she has famous parents who are annoying. It’s not like she selected them. In fact, she was stuck with them 24/7, not just at the movies or when reading Us Magazine.

That shitty message her father left for her (WHAT A DICK), and, as if that wasn’t bad enough, her mother released? It’s the ultimate irony that people hate her for her parents.

Didn't she used to be a lesbian with a girlfriend and everything?

r28 every celeb they believe had a narcissistic parent becomes a saint. a saaaqaaint.

That heart shaped head needs some bangs. She isn't ungly, but very plain looking, not necessarily a bad thing.

Well, *she* didn't get a rowing scholarship to USC, that's for sure.

Plain Jane.

She's a pig farmer.

Can’t she put on some makeup before she goes out?

Thoughtless little pig.

When Alec was Ireland's age, he was already on Knots Landing. Get goin', girl!

[quote]I’m not on her team per se but I don’t understand why people hate her because she has famous parents who are annoying. It’s not like she selected them. In fact, she was stuck with them 24/7, not just at the movies or when reading Us Magazine.

People wouldn't think of her at all if she wasn't shoving herself into the public eye and thirsting for attention. It's obvious the girl wants to be famous and trade on her famous parents' names. If she just went about her life, nobody would care to drag her.

Her face is her parents’ smashed potatoes together. Sad!

yikes, even surgically altered thats a ruff face to look at.

I don’t like her.

Her nose is fucking undignified.

Looks like a good member of the peasantry.

R15 she dated a tranny several years ago

Of course her wealthy parents support her. Duh.

TRANNIES!

All you Mister Potato Heads and not one of you likes her looks?

Irish peasant.

Angela’s Ashes.

Are Alec and Hilaria's children better looking? Show me.

R43 what’s wrong with it? Seriously.

Kim, chances are one of them will be. There’s 15.

Former daughter, did her parents disown her?

I think she’s quite beautiful. Her nose is a little broader than classical perfection, but who’s perfect?

She sounds like a rude, thoughtless little pig.

Does it identify as 'they', 'non-binary', 'queer' or 'genderfluid'?

Seems like that's the first thing Ireland's peer group does, then 'they' are impervious to any criticism.

She’s absolutely average. If you didn’t know who her parents are, you’d think she was pretty enough. She looks big-boned, like her pa. Healthy. Corn-fed.

She makes Kaia Gerber seem dynamic by comparison.

She and Rumer Willis should team up to launch a line of bespoke paper bags to wear on your head.

[quote]“I am a business owner. I just started a business with my boyfriend. We are opening up a café, wine bar and a boutique. And we are starting a brand together,”

So the answer is No.

Hilarious

Kim Basinger is like a moving Renaissance painting. In still photos she looks a bit weird. But in motion, she's very breathtaking and her soft Southern accent is gorgeous. You don't see actresses like her anymore.

This chick looks like woman scorned, Alice Evans.

R63 She dropped that accent like Jacko with a baby on a balcony.

It's like watching Hillary Clinton in 1991.

Too bad Kim Basinger no longer owns that town in Georgia. Ireland living in that town could have been a good Schitt's Creek reality type show on Bravo.

Wait! Who own the Georgia town now? Is she so hard up for money that she had to sell it?

She sold it decades ago. It was a waste of money and never did anything for anyone. It was a corpse of a town, and she only bought it because trash relatives begged her to.

I always heard Alec bought it for her as an ultimate statement of his love for her? That’s why selling it sounds like such a slap in the face getting rid of a gift.

R22 I laughed so hard listening to the voice mail Alec Baldwin left to her! “You are a rude, thoughtless, little pig”.

Does they have the Cirse of the Irish?

I thought she had to sell her town due to financial hardship of being sued by film studio? Bassinger didn't present hole for filming BOXING HELENA.

ireland is fugly and belongs in dirty porn.

I feel all sorts of sadness when someone with two very attractive parents turns out...Ireland-y.

Like, is there a god or is there not a god?

Her CV sounds like she’s reading off the boxes on a Dilettante/Trustafarian Bingo Card! I’m surprised she’s not also selling handmade jewelry and opening a yoga studio in Sedona.

She's tall, right? A big bird. She should have gone into sports - basketball, hockey, or something - and parlay that into broadcasting or a tv gig later. But that would've required hard work and discipline so ...

I find her inoffensive and sort of dumb. She’s pretty and voluptuous. Straight men would love her sort of body. She’s not a rail and she’s not obese at all. Some of you are so nasty. Are any of you surprised she didn’t grow up to be a brain surgeon. I say give the kid a break look at the people who she for parents? At least she’s not as bad as Tom Hanks idiot son or the Smiiths moronic brood.

she a gross child of a rich man. she is vacant and fat.

Kim Basinger does not strike me as a narcissist. She truly seems autistic, and barely functioning at that.

R79 Her Wikipedia page said she was so intensely shy that she would faint. That does sound like Asperger's. The way she talks and seems to avoid eye contact too. Beautiful women can get away with autism because there always be protected. Autistic women are far less likely than autistic men to be harshly punished as young boys and being girls are raised to be more attentive and compliant. So they'll fake the social cues better and fly under the radar. Daryll Hannah is also autistic.

[quote]I just started a business with my boyfriend. We are opening up a café, wine bar and a boutique. And we are starting a brand together,”

In other words, I'm still trying to trade on my famous parents and name, using all the connections that I can, as well as whatever seed money I can squeeze out of them.

Agreed R80. My dad is a high-functioning autistic and it's always seemed clear to me that Kim is too. You can tell by her body language/the way she speaks and navigates social situations. It's subtle, but you can definitely see it in her behavior if you know what to look for. She's never seemed to deal with her fame very easily, and I suspect that's why.

Why should she work and take opportunities away from other people who need to? I respect and envy that choice.

Opening a Cafe and wine bar is providing job opportunities for people, not taking jobs away from people.

She's neither opened a wine bar or a cafe and the odds are she never will.

She responds to the question like she's got a checkmate. She has no idea how out-of-touch and oblivious she sounds.

Let's see- Bill Gates' daughter , Bruce Springsteen's daughter and Michael Bloomberg's daughter don't work really. Their fabulously wealthy parents have subsidized their equestrian careers. No one attacks them for not having careers. Top jumpers cost hundreds of thousands of dollars as well- all paid for by their daddies.

R87 I'm sure they are criticized. But they're either self-aware enough to accept the validity of the criticism or they don't plaster their escapades all over social media and get their hearts broken when they troll the comments.

Ireland has the face of a serious news anchor.

Wonder if she’s ever considered a career in news media?

I actually feel kind of sorry for this girl; she should just live her life & stay out of the media. She doesn't owe anyone an explanation as to how she makes ends meet. She should just be glad she's got Kim as a mother & is not part of the feral brood belonging to her stepmother

I feel sorry for her going back to the rude thoughtless pig message from her scary dad.

She’s likely been through more shitty dad moments than that.

However I wish she and all nepo babies would hide from public life.

R82 Yep and as I said it's a bit easier to navigate life as an autistic person if you have extraordinary good looks. Social anxiety and low self-esteem still wouldn't go away though and the pressures of fame would be highly intense for people who are very sensitive like a neurodivergent. An autistic person would likely feel comfortable being behind the camera like Tim Burton or making music like David Byrne where they can explore their inner world and be creative. If they're highly disciplined and high functioning, they could do well in many fields actually but the burnout probably would be intense.

she barely has the sense to get out of the rain, she not on the spectrum she is OFF IT into outer SPACE

She couldn't even get into USC!