Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Who's uglier, mark Zuckerberg or Jared Kushner?

Please take into account the evil in their eyes, degree of greed in their expression, inner ugliness, and the lying contours of their mouths.

No poll, you lazy gay whores.

by Anonymousreply 28August 27, 2022 12:01 AM

Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2022 2:27 AM

Tie.

Maybe Zuckerberg by an evil nose but it's fucking close.

by Anonymousreply 2August 26, 2022 2:29 AM

Jared looked kind of cute with the dimples before he got all the plastic surgery...Mark is just ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3August 26, 2022 2:30 AM

J is clearly a fag and takes more dick than all the Kardashian trash combined.

Ivanka doesn’t give a fuck because he brought semi-ligit businesses into the Trump orbit.

Turkey baster city.

by Anonymousreply 4August 26, 2022 2:31 AM

I just need someone to explain Zuckerberg's hair to me, in particular those tiny bangs. Is it a back-to-front comb over? All that money and he has that goofy hair?!

by Anonymousreply 5August 26, 2022 2:34 AM

They both need to go back.

by Anonymousreply 6August 26, 2022 2:40 AM

[quote] They both need to go back.

Back where?

by Anonymousreply 7August 26, 2022 2:42 AM

Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 8August 26, 2022 2:43 AM

Zunfuckaberg

by Anonymousreply 9August 26, 2022 2:47 AM

Definitely Zuckerberg. Neither one is attractive, but Zuckerberg actually looks like he has bad breath.

by Anonymousreply 10August 26, 2022 2:47 AM

Yeah, it's definitely Zuckerberg. Ugly, pasty, weird, Jared's pasty and weird but he's not actually ugly. He did used to be better looking before he was stained by the Donald and the spawn of Donald.

by Anonymousreply 11August 26, 2022 2:48 AM

Z. No contest.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12August 26, 2022 2:48 AM

This should've a poll.

by Anonymousreply 13August 26, 2022 2:52 AM

Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 14August 26, 2022 3:04 AM

Links please so we can judge.

by Anonymousreply 15August 26, 2022 3:04 AM

While Kushner now looks like neutered Ken doll he, at least, looks like he is of the human species. Zuckerberg looks like the aliens in a sci-fi flick who didn't spend enough time on their disguises.

by Anonymousreply 16August 26, 2022 3:07 AM

No contest, it's Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg looks like a retarded fish. Kushner can look mildly attractive at times.

by Anonymousreply 17August 26, 2022 3:19 AM

Zuck is the pale horse described in book of Revelations .

by Anonymousreply 18August 26, 2022 4:02 AM

Oh wow.... Zuck asked to borrow two of my horses tonight..

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2022 5:27 AM

Where Jared looks like an evil doll...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2022 5:51 AM

Zuckerberg looks like Data from Star Trek...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2022 5:53 AM

Fuckerberg looks as if he escaped from Innsmouth halfway through The Change.

Kushner looks as if his features are being slowly subtracted into another dimension.

They're both hideous, but Fuckerberg looks....clammy.

by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2022 6:11 AM

I'm sorry, but for the sake of the oozing of pure evil, Jared takes the prize.

Z. just looks goofy.

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2022 6:51 AM

r5 Marky's look is typical of startup dorks... they have people when they're trying to attract ca$h but get bogged down by work and think they can pull off human yet most are incapable, hence they'd be better to appoint a techvangelist while they retreat to the bell tower.

A few nerds came to the consesus, he was in the latter category of those that don't find success with transplant. It's part real, part artificial - most likely tint spray. He has an odd shape (rounded block) head (the forehead makes him appear to look as if he has a plate at angles.), so he can't pull off bald. He'd be better off getting a full rug but he's much too vain. He's under the delusion this makes him look younger. . . like his continued attempts to party with the plebs. There was an office party vid that was floating around a few months ago. can't find it. of him inebriated and dancing, and yet dancing even more robotic than he normally appears. Like politicians, he puts on a front of having less money when it comes to himself, so he dreses down and generally looks like an uncanny monster even more because of it.

Kushner if he avoids any more surgeries, may grow to be somewhat attractive in old age. . . but it's doubtful.,

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2022 7:01 AM

For people who are not obsessed with Trump and who can choose objectively it's clear that the answer is Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2022 7:07 AM

Zuckerberg is uglier, but Jared is definitely a closet case and he's ugly inside.

Every time Jared opens his mouth, an entire shelf of Chanel bags falls out of his mouth!

What the deal with Jared’s facial surgery? Is he transitioning? Don't forget those eyebrows!

by Anonymousreply 26August 26, 2022 9:19 PM

R26 not to a woman but he is clearly transitioning into effeminate WASP toff.

by Anonymousreply 27August 26, 2022 11:22 PM

Zuckerberg looks like Elizabeth Holmes

by Anonymousreply 28August 27, 2022 12:01 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!