Maria Shriver shocks with her appearance

It's a combination of plastic surgery and resting bitch face - though I have no idea if she's a bitch.

She looks like a Romulan

She gets that jaw sharpened by her face sharpener in Mexico. Apparently he does lip injections now too but what she REALLY needed is a sulfuric acid skin stripper to get rid of all that sun damage.

Wow - that's terrible plastic surgery and botox.

I wonder what kind of work has been done in analyzing how the face ages after plastic surgery. You can predict how a face will age normally. But, depending on what work is done and how, I bet there are some very weird outcomes once aging takes hold again since your face probably continue to age "normally" but has been pulled out of shape, so the impact of that natural aging is monstrous.

Well, she is part lizard.

All the Kennedy women age like shit

Don't forget the breast implants.

R6, because they are long suffering wives who have hubbies that look at women as sex objects or baby makers . Biggest patriarchy family

Her face looks like it's going to slide off.

Watch it bitches! I'll cut you to ribbons with my face!

I thought she was gorgeous when she first started doing the news. Now she looks like Matt Gaetz.

Lizard woman.

Have you seen her younger cousin lately? It’s Kennedy genes.

Yikes! Maria's looking every bit of 66 and a few more.

Why can’t she get it together?! She annoys.

Bitch stole my look!

Was it Joan Rivers or a DL wag who asked "why do all the Kennedy women look like they stuck their face in a pencil sharpener?"

R13, being too thin ages you ,

All of the Kennedy women get that wrinkled look. They age terribly. The men age rather well.

Being too fat kills you earlier.

I Jackie were still alive she would have Caroline bound, gagged, thrown in the trunk of a car and taken for an emergency facelift.

She’s waited too long at this point. A facelift should have been done ages ago for best results. Is she a crazy person?

How can she even scrub the dirt out of those folds?

Maria is a Kennedy and she was married to Arnold Schwarzenegger plus aging and bad bad plastic surgery (all of which is bad unless absolutely medically necessary) left her this way.

....

The Kennedys that died young might have gotten the better end of the deal here.

What 35 years with a Nazi does to you.

Have you ever heard her voice? 20-25 years ago I was skiing in Sun Valley and we were in this cafe and while we were waiting we heard this incredibly loud SC-REEE-CHING, nasal voice. It was booming and echoed through the cafe. It could have peeled paint. We were startled so we turned and looked and there was Maria and Ahnold at a corner table. I never forgot it because I couldn't stop thinking how he was smiling calmly, but a little impatiently ( or maybe that's just his face - i don't know) at this ugly, raddled, but also shockingly intolerable sounding woman. I later heard he was fucking his housekeeper and thought "He probably fell on top of her while running at speed to escape Maria's nasal screech!"

She always looked like a man

No wonder Arnold fucked the maid

She doesn't look "unrecognizable".

Rule #1, Arnold, always look at the mother to see how the wife will turn out...

She has a Predator look about her. It’s the eyes and brow.

She looks like one of the Mole Men from the Superman tv series.

Ugly cunts

R31, Arnold aged like milk 🥛 too. Now do gay men 🥳

Haha!

She looks like Gary Busey in drag.

Apple head doll

She looks horrible. And, why did she dye that gorgeous head of hair of hers?

Her brothers are a great deal more attractive than her and always have been. The Shriver sons are handsome and scandal free.

I highly respect her late parents, but let's face it, Maria is aging worse than Eunice because Eunice never got plastic surgery.

She's sharpening her teeth now too, to go after that photographer.

She’s phony

What happened to her eyebrows? Where are they? The missing eyebrows are what make her look evil and inhuman.

She should show up at a sci-fi convention. A lot of nerdy guys would be into her now that she looks extraterrestrial.

I think that first photo is photoshopped. Granted she hasn’t aged well, but she looks semi normal in the second photo… actually she looks pretty good in the second photo. Her hand placement in the first photo looks fake.

Transhuman.

That's photoshopped, she looks like an alien, please.

R1, she is a bitch. I've posted about her before. She got the face she deserved.

Whoever did her plastic surgery should be locked up in prison. Her face is a tragedy.

Cuuuuuuuuuuunt

OMG I'm literally shocked at her face, especially in the photo on the left.😮

R47 tell us more. Frankly I don’t really think I’ve read anything about her. Arnold on the other hand…

The Kennedy's didn't seem to believe in sunblock despite their fair skin.

*Kennedys

I remember some gossip posted years ago that she is a real tightwad, very stingy with cashiers and others working at places she frequents. Despite her many millions, she often argues with cashiers about the price of a cookie.

Tacky, r54!

The Irish can’t be helped.

Girls, this is the NY Post.

They will take any (conservative) horseshit shoveled their way, and won’t fact-check it.

This is a prime example of conservative click-bait.

Regrettably, it seems that it works.

Thanks, OP.

My friend was the manager of the Planet Hollywood in Beverly Hills. All of the investors got free food- Sly, Arnold, Roseanne, Bruce Willis. They were all very generous tippers.

Maria would call up for a to go order, and pull up in front of the restaurant and start honking her horn until someone came out. Never gave anyone a cent.

That brow is cromagnon! They can’t do a brow lift or her hairline will be on the top of her head

Is Arnold the one who made her stingy and evil, or was she born that way?

Which of the two was the most evil--her or Arnold? And which has aged the worst?

She was born that way. The Kennedys all think the world owes them everything. She's a cunt.

I saw her up close about 10 years ago, she hasn’t changed much. I feel like her hair was more gray then. She was teeny tiny.

She looks like Christy Brinkley's methy cousin from West Virjanya.

☝🏼R62 Being pinched and anorexic is sure way to look haggard and frightful

[quote] Maria Shriver looks unrecognizable while visiting new home in Santa Monica

I never knew Snake Mountain was in Santa Monica.

It looks like there's some sort of clear bandage or filmy... thing... over her entire forehead. Look at the left photo, the bottom left of her forehead (our right). You can see where it ends.

She looks like an alien. Like out of Star Trek or something. This is one case where a facelift wouldn’t be a bad thing.

Road map face does seem to be a thing with these women. I always assumed it was the harsh salt air. But then there was Rose, who was early to mid 80s in this pic.

And that pic is retouched as hell.

I'd say photoshopped. She literally has yellow skin and even her hair is yellowish. She looks more normal in the right pic and actually not bad looking.

I follow Patrick on Instagram. Her face looks like an apple doll.

She looks like Vulcan in the photos

Her hair is pulled back, exposing her temples and too much of her forehead. Her hair looks better hanging down the sides of her head.

Arnold married her with his political career in mind.

Caroline Kennedy is the world's oldest looking person who isn't actually 104.

When you’re a miserable cunt who comes from an Uber Catholic nasty family, this is what you look like. She is a hateful person. Plastic surgery makes her look like a Star Trek Cling-On. No wonder Arnold was fucking the maid, she’s fat and old but still resembles a human woman.

She wasn't old and so fat when he was fucking her. Just kinda fug.

I liked these comments under her picture on twitter.

"Kennedys don't age well"

"Or they don't age at all"

Someone has to introduce moisturizer and sunscreen to the Kennedys. They walk around like these two basic things haven’t been widely available since at least the 60s . There is no excuse for sun damage unless your parents were irresponsible drunkards who didn’t slather you down with the stuff. Oh.

R76, neither was a looker.

Which one of you all posted this to her Wikipedia entry?

[quote] Shriver announced that she would not return to the news media after the excessive media coverage of the death of Anna Nicole Smith.[14][15] Shriver subsequently returned to the news media.[16][17]

I also found out that she let it be known in 2018 that she had switched her party affiliation to Independent. Keep in mind that after Charlottesville she said:

[quote] In an interview with the Commonwealth Club of California in 2018, Shriver revealed that she had changed her registration from Democrat to independent, stating that there are good people and bad people in both parties.[90]

R55 Even in recent threads here on DL there's been comments about the way the Irish age... quickly, poorly. As an ethnic group, they wrinkle and droop and grey worse than any other group. Perhaps only matched by the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles.

Shriver was a friend of Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke back in the day (was apparently particularly close to Locke)... and when Clint threw Locke out of their house and tried to blackball her, Shriver completely ghosted Locke. She's always been mean as hell....

She is Cornholio.

She needs TP for her bunghole.

The Irish have fair skin. It has to be taken care of. No sun, smoking, etc.

[quote]Someone has to introduce moisturizer and sunscreen to the Kennedys.

This was my reaction - how difficult is it to put some moisturizer on? Did Robert convince them all it causes autism?

They followed a lifestyle that is especially ruinous for fair skin.

Caroline photo is shocking! She's not that old is she ? She has the skin of a 90 yr old .

[quote] the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles

Fuck you, R81!

All that I can say after that pic of Caroline Kennedy is that she must be completely devoid of vanity and has the confidence of the rich / higher orders to not go in for cosmetic surgery.

But can I add: “Good grief, Caroline - slap on a little moisturiser at night!”. And sunscreen every morning. I do both, am near her age and grew up under the Australian sun, where she is US Ambassador. I don’t look like that.

Great reports on her performance as Ambassador so far, I might add. Now, back to the scary cousin in Santa Monica.

All those summers at the Kennedy compound.

All that money and the Kennedy women can’t afford moisturizer!

R1 — Just ask the many people working at the state capitol when Arnold was governor. People liked him — very easy going and friendly. She was a different story. Treated people badly. Just nasty. When they learned she was in town, they would disappear.

I can see the bad skin in the older women, back before sunscreen but there's no excuse for Caroline. I find it hard to believe she doesn't get facials, raised by a mother like Jackie.

He had her and their maid knocked up at the same time. Sure, he was easygoing and she not that great but not many women would do well in that situation.

The bastard has nothing to do with Maria being a cunt. She's always been one.

R96 —exactly!

I can't wait to see what I have to say that R95 agrees with so strongly!

Patty the maid looks better than her now.

The corpse of Patty Andrews looks better than her now.

I feel like Jackie wouldn’t go for cosmetic surgery either, had she lived longer. Makes me think what JFK. Jr. would have looked like. He was olive skinned, so I’m guessing he would’ve aged well.

R99, Jackie had a facelift in 1989.

Jackie had a facelift.

R100, I had no idea. I was pretty young when she was alive, so I didn’t know much about her. She seemed natural to me. Caroline should consider the facelift.

[quote] [R1] — Just ask the many people working at the state capitol when Arnold was governor. People liked him — very easy going and friendly. She was a different story. Treated people badly. Just nasty. When they learned she was in town, they would disappear.

Anyone get the impression that Maria’s daughter - the one married to Chris Pratt - is similar? She claps back on social media in regards to public comments about her husband, and she has been unkind to her half-brother (Joesph

Jackie was smart, to have the bare minimum done- so as to look refreshed rather than a stretched freak.

@r103, " and she has been unkind to her half-brother (Joesph "

They all have and that sucks that these rich little snobby brats would be so unkind to Joseph. They knew him, they grew up with him, but the way they all snubbed him when they found out he was their brother is unforgivable. They forgave Arnold, probably because he's loaded, but still snub Joseph. They suck 😠

Looking at Caroline reminds me of something I apparently did when I was three or four.

When my mum was talking to some truly ancient woman in the ‘70s while I waited impatiently, I loudly stage-whispered, “Mummy, why does she have cracks on her face?”

I think Patrick has been seen with Joseph. I can’t totally blame them, it’s not the spawn’s fault, but it is a hard pill to swallow.

Does Caroline spend most of her days in in an apple cellar? She looks like Mother.

r104 her 2nd or 3rd facelift WAYYYYYYYY stretched out her upper face, leaving her looking like dracula ith hyper surprised pointed brows. She basically wore sunglasses and disappeared for a year until it settled/ got fixed.

She looks like the female cenobite from Hellraiser in a Party City wig.

@r107, Yes, Patrick is the only one who's made some attempts at a relationship with Joseph, but holding the bastard child responsible for their dad's infidelity while forgiving their dad is so, I don't know, 19th century

Cryptkeepa

Both brothers have been photographed with the half brother.

^ Well, that's mighty white of them 🙄

Why can't the girls be as magnanimous?

Patrick is as entitled and vile as the rest. He doesn't get a pass because he's cute, and wears $750 sports shirts.

[quote] Was it Joan Rivers or a DL wag who asked "why do all the Kennedy women look like they stuck their face in a pencil sharpener?"

There was a longstanding DL joke for years that Maria Shriver went to a special face sharpener in Mexico recommended by her mother Eunice.

She looks like Nastassja Kinski when she transforms into a cat in Cat People.

[quote]Even in recent threads here on DL there's been comments about the way the Irish age... quickly, poorly. As an ethnic group, they wrinkle and droop and grey worse than any other group. Perhaps only matched by the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles.

Because in the fantasy mind of Datalounger Eldergays, only WASP/Nordic women are immune to time. They have bright halos around their golden hair and ONE DAY, GOD PERMITTING they will stretch out a perfectly WHITE arm and tell the eldergay men who worship them that THEY ARE THE CHOSEN and take them up to Heaven.

There will be no more white adjacents, in this new supernatural world, only WASP cocktail parties with the heavenly Brooke Astor and CZ Guest. Truman Capote by appointment.

Your father fucked the maid, had a kid with her and pretended that everything was normal for 20 fucking years? FUCK HIM.

Fathers have died for less.

Maybe some bangs to cover up that shriveled up five-head might help?

More like a 5-6-7-8 head.

I don't know that I've ever seen someone become top heavy in the forehead before.

I'm impressed and shocked at Caroline's face. I'm reminded of Princess Caroline of Monaco who also looks like a prune.

Except that Caroline of Hanover is still beautiful since letting her hair go grey and resisting the Botox and fillers. But that comes from a) being fundamentally beautiful and b) having the confidence through her background to embrace the ageing process rather than running away from it.

Some guy I was used to work with once told us about being in line for the Dumbo ride at Disneyland and being vips her and Arnold and the kids were allowed straight on the ride with no wait which fair enough I suppose but then when the ride ended insisted they get a second ride.

She looks like that young ape from planet of the apes.

I correct myself she looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost.

In time, Maria will look like her mother.

It is clear Marias favorite DAUGHTER is Patrick...She looks like the Mom who thinks she is "cool" because her son is gay. Meanwhile her morbidly obese son gets ignored.

It occurs to me that all the people who overdo plastic surgery end up having this weird look.

She married a Nazi, her face is the least bad thing about her.

The fat son is tragic. Maybe Maria would have loved him more if he was prettier and gayer than Patrick?

If I recall correctly, when Maria was reporting for 'Dateline', they'd many times shoot her from above. (They also did the same with Stone Phillips.) Wasn't Maria a weekend anchor on 'Today' in her youth? Savannah Guthrie, here's your future.

Is that Natalie Morales?

He’s on longer obese R132.

No^

Sandra Locke said that everyone ghosted her after Eastwood dumped her and locked her out of their house but Maria was the only one who expressed sympathy and apologized for not openly siding with her. Not much in Shriver's favor, but the only positive thing I've read about her. Locke knew it was because Arnold was just starting his political career and Shriver had to follow orders. Women will abandon a female friend who gets dumped in a heartbeat, they fear it's contagious.

I saw her once walking in Manhattan, very mannish, self-important stride, she knows who she is and is working it. Wore a dreadful sort of print flowered dress.

Maria has been dating political analyst Matthew Dowd for a few years now.

Surprised by the Matthew Dowd - Maria Shriver link. Dowd seems level-headed and is not unattractive. Why would he slum with a creature-looking, monstrous has-been?

Wrinkles and all, I think Caroline Kennedy is far more attractive than Caroline from Hanover.

I remember the ‘04 GOP convention when Arnold spoke & Maria & the kids were in the audience. When Arnold spoke in non-partisan platitudes, Maria & the kids clapped. But the moment Arnold got partisan, Maria stopped her kids from applauding.

[quote]She looks like an alien. Like out of Star Trek or something. This is one case where a facelift wouldn’t be a bad thing.

We could give her the *illusion* of beauty, if that's what she wants.

People like Maria are always charming to those they perceive as their equals or above. But they are cunts to everyone else. It doesn't take that much effort to be pleasant to everyone. Maria gots hers big time when Arnold had a kid with the maid. I would LOVE to have heard her days long tirade when she found out.

That's a MAN, baby!

@r144, 😂 I'm sure she was more upset about WHO Arnold had an affair with than the fact that he had an affair

When a lady has just gotten off a UFO 🛸, is it not a courtesy on your planet to give them an hour for hair & makeup?

Looks like she's wearing prosthetics for to play a horror monster wtf.

I feel sorry for the fat son. Imagine being that fat and having Arnold as your father. It must be torture.

It's interesting that the child who resembles Arnold most and has his physicality is the "bastard" child of the maid. His genes and the maid's genes worked together much better than his genes and Maria's genes.

Maria looks like an extraterrestrial trying to disguise itself as human.

@r149, Probably the reason he is fat. Finding out your childhood friend is your brother and your dad likes him better sent him right into the arms of Little Debbie

She was kind of sort of cute in her youth, as far as female Kennedys go. God knows none of the Kennedy women** have ever been beauties.

**Biological Kennedy women, not those who married into the family.

What causes that affect in the image at R151 ? It appears as if her eyes have recessed into her head, and her forehead is massive and has less wrinkles than a baby's behind. She does look very much like she should be aboard the Starship Enterprize and getting it on with Warf.

^ I think it's the result of a lot of surgery trying to counter the Kennedy curse of tuning into a prune post 60

Botox is well-known to create a smooth forehead.

No greater patriarchal family than the Kennedys . Women were baby machines or the sexy mistress.

Beavis.

R150, hardly

It's easy to laugh now, but once as Catwoman she kidnaps Chad and Jeremy things will turn dark pretty quickly

R105, realistically Maria's kids have no reason to have an interest in Arnold's son, Joseph.

Joseph's mom and dad created a toxic environment for Maria's kids as they were growing up and sadly Joseph has to live with the consequences of their actions.

Invasion of the Face Snatchers

Do you think the kids would have felt better if the maid was some white Russian or Polish bitch, R114?

Was Joseph's mom married as well- a cheating whore?

R114, life isn't a telenovela.

R164, yes, she cheated on her husband and passed Joseph off as his son. She definitely got around.

She resembles a younger Christie Brinkley.

More power to the boys if they are accepting Joseph. Maybe they are doing it because they love their father.

That family made a pact with the Devil long, long ago.

R168, being photographed with someone doesn't mean they have accepted him. Maybe they have. Maybe they haven't.

They share a biological father so they may run into each other sometimes.

Let's see if they invite him to their family events in the future.

R168, the kids aren't obligated to be involved in a relationship they don't want to be in. Arnold and Joseph's mom destroyed their family and cast a dark cloud over their childhood.

The only one who is obligated to have a relationship with Joseph is Arnold.

This bitch has to get her face detailed once a month just to keep clean.

Don't be ridiculous. Why turn your back on a biological brother? Kennedys are all gutter rats anyway. Maria was done wrong - big deal. She didn't have to raise her children to feel better than anyone. The ONLY one to blame is the rather charming Arnold.

R173, one reason would be to avoid contact with Joseph's mom.

Grow up, R174. Joseph's mother was a victim in this situation too. What a power imbalance.

Even the maid's own sister thought the maid was awful. The sister also worked for Arnold and Maria.

Mildred is nothing to look at, but she dresses like a hoochie mama. They must love her in Bakersfield.

Bill Burr - Brilliant riff on Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Gold Digging Maid

Evidently, the sister didn't mind money and gifts from Arnold. They're both whores.

[quote] Why turn your back on a biological brother?

What about Mariah Carey's two children? Mariah's ex-husband (father of M's children) has now fathered something like 8 children with 8 different women. I could understand if Mariah and her children don't want to be close to all of these half-sisters and half-brothers.

Mariah and Nick weren't married long. Mariah loves no one. Neither she or her children reside in REALITY. Nick has child number TEN on the way. The vagina calls him as he says.

The Maria and Arnold situation is totally different. One half brother. Born of the family home. From their beloved father. Arnold is not some dog and the maid had rather simple dreams. Maria is the one who left with 200 million dollars. She is a lifelong skeleton. She made out OK. She still has Oprah.

Her hair looks so damaged too.

[quote] Arnold and Joseph's mom destroyed their family and cast a dark cloud over their childhood.

MARY!

Such DRAMA!

Arnold was cheating on her left, right and sideways when they married. He fucked many of his female co-stars.

I used to have sympathy for her because she was married to a pig, but that evaporated when the gossip came out about how awful she is to people. And supposedly Eunice told her to forgive Arnold for his numerous affairs "Because you love him".

The maid shit was shocking. Not so much because she was a maid, but Arnold had cream of the crop pussy, and let's just put it nicely, this woman was not on the level of a Sharon Stone.

Arnold also probably has other kids not known to the public.

She wasn't on the level of Sharon Osbourne.

She wasn't on the level of Ozzy Osbourne.

Maria is besties with Susan Saint James and Oprah Winfrey.

Here she is at Susan's Walk of Fame ceremony

They need more melanin in that family. A LOT more.

You guys can make fun of Mildred (mom of Joseph), but IMO, Joseph is the best-looking child of Arnold and he seems sweet, as well.

When RFK was killed , the young boy Kennedy cousins were shuffled off to prestigious summer camps and the girls ( including Maria ) went to church all day ardently praying for Bobby’s soul .

I think Patrick is much more handsome that Joseph, but then I'm not into the body builder look. Plus, I could have a chance with him. Joseph is definitely straight.

She looks like Beavis or Butthead.

Catholics make the best sinner/saints and none did it better than a Kennedy. Maria is probably a good friend and not bad mom. But she's HUNGRY and mean to all the little people. Like all Kennedys she has a totally unearned air of superiority. Arnold was a preening peaCOCK for most of is life. She wanted him. Turns out he is a charming man of the people. With a big dick. And some pig valves for a heart.

It all comes out in the wash Maria. Ask Mildred.

Maria would benefit from some facial feminization surgery. Or bangs.

Looks like she filled her face too full of fillers. I read that stuff never truly dissolves, so I wonder what a lot of the celebrities that started fillers young will look like.

She looks like that Borg character woman.

I like the name Mildred, so she has my vote.

The Kennedy’s have airs way above their station.

*Kennedys

[quote]She wasn't on the level of Sharon Osbourne.

[quote]She wasn't on the level of Ozzy Osbourne.

She wasn't at the level of [italic]Jack[/italic] Osbourne.

She was at the level of Kelly Osbourne, however.

The temple areas of your face hollow out as you age. That's when fillers come into play. Hence, the balloon faces of Maria Shriver and Madonna. It's even worse if your eyes are close-set.

Her eyes are sunk so far back that they might as well be in the exact center of her head.

As grand as they all pretend to be, having a love child with a trashy Guatemalan maid is trailer park level.

r167 = Billy Joel

Nothing very grand about Arnold.

This makes me sad for Joseph... ☹️

"Despite the attitude from his half-siblings, Joseph is yet to speak about it. Instead, he tries to connect to them via social media. Mildred's son follows his half-siblings' on Instagram and comments now and then, but none of them has returned the gesture.

Even though he was not invited to Katherine's luxury wedding, Joseph shared a loving comment under her post, signifying his happiness for the new couple."

"Congratulations!' he commented, under his username, 'Projoe2', adding two love hearts and a bottle of champagne emoji. "

That Christian hypocrite, Kathrine and her jack ass husband, Chris Pratt, have no business thumping their Bibles at anyone 😠

[quote]Mariah and Nick weren't married long. Mariah loves no one. Neither she or her children reside in REALITY. Nick has child number TEN on the way. The vagina calls him as he says.

[quote]The Maria and Arnold situation is totally different. One half brother. Born of the family home. From their beloved father. Arnold is not some dog and the maid had rather simple dreams. Maria is the one who left with 200 million dollars. She is a lifelong skeleton. She made out OK. She still has Oprah.

Oh hi Ancient White Fags Troll! An old fat white Canuck in his fifties or sixties pretending to be an American urban black male in his 30s. You were outed awhile ago on the Shania Twain thread.

Hint: You sound nothing like an American black man in his 30s. Your vernacular is all off. Even a white American could easily mimic Black American vernacular.

I actually like seeing wrinkles on people. I’m so sick of fake, plastic, self-absorbed, people. Wrinkles are real and people who don’t give a fuck if they get crows feet and lip lines have my admiration.

Some celebrity said they wouldn’t sky dive because it would wrinkle their skin. Some are afraid to smile for fear of lines—Victoria Beckham I think.

Maria and Matthew Dowd have split, so she's back on the market.

Eunice didn't age as horribly and quickly as her daughter. Maria was looking like a raisin in her late 40s.

That is the ancient RACIST white fag itself at R206. Ban it. F&F. ITS INSANE.

R206 thinks urban means "ghetto." Cuz he's an old racist white fat f@g!!

Laugh at him - he has about 6 different DL accounts and posts CRAZY shite all day and nite. Talks to himself too.

We don't go for the vernacular in the ghetto.

Maria is such a hypocrite.

When the OJ double murder story broke, she stood atop a ladder to get a better look into OJ's estate for NBC.

A month earler, she literally pushed aside journalists outside Aunt Jackie's 5th Avenue apartment the evening Jackie died as she exited the building.

It is refreshing to not see those "tight heads" as Mel Gibson likes to call plastic surgery subscribers r207. I had to do a double take on Caroline's face and Maria's face (posted at r208) - Maria's face almost looks like a Halloween mask and I don't mean that in a nasty way but the eyes, the mouth, the scowl the grey hue of the skin, her whole face looks kind of ...frightening. Caroline's face is like crinkled paper.

Caroline Kennedy reminds me of Hazel McCallion who served as Mayor of Mississauga from 1978 to 2014. She's 101 years old. Mind you, Hazel's face was already pretty wrinkled back in the day but Caroline's face is looking like a 90 year old's face. Horrible genetics.

Honestly it's about what I'd expect. She's "only" 66, but she's always seemed like she starved herself which helps lead to that look.

Just a divorced Catholic frau. Bad/not completely recovered facelift?

Maybe she wants to look like Eunice.

R140 Are you kidding? Matthew Dowd is bald and deeply average looking. Amazing someone like that can get a Kennedy.

It's funny, because one of my friends spent a lot of time with the Kennedy women over the years- Eunice, Ethel and I'm forgetting the others. She said most of them were messes when it came to dressing and grooming. Always a run in nylons, clothes with tags still on, chipped nail polish- something.

Joseph seems the most like a chip off the old block, exudes energy and drive. He’s jacked, a Pepperdine graduate, and appears to do both real estate and some showbiz. I bet Arnold is pretty proud of him, which must frost the half-siblings.

When your husband fucks the help, and the woman is fuglier than fugly, it probably destroys your self confidence.

Joseph Baena is going to be on one of those "Dancing with the Stars" shows (per DM). Hope he wears some tight pants!

Maria knew Arnold was fucking anything with a pussy for years.

OP-In the photo on the left she looks like Madeleine Sherwood from the Flying Nun.

[quote]I remember some gossip posted years ago that she is a real tightwad, very stingy with cashiers and others working at places she frequents. Despite her many millions, she often argues with cashiers about the price of a cookie.

Years ago, I read this bitchy book by some woman that worked for Rose & she said Eunice was always stiffing people; writing checks that bounced, failing to pay people, etc. Not excusing that behavior, but dealing roughly with the "little people" seems to run in the family. The youngest son (the former fatty) seems "off"; he always seems to have sort of a blank, shambling look about him. I wonder if he has mental health/brain injury issues. Not that you have to be like Princess Patrick, but that kid doesn't appear to be all there. If that's true, that's even further insult to injury that the maid's son is a cut kid, while her son is Sloth.

I actually don't think Caroline looks too bad; I'll bet she's had some work done, but she's never really been a beauty, so she seems to be doing okay.

Wow. She looks like Caitlyn. 😒

Maria got her "200 million plus" from Arnold in their divorce!!

Jackie Onassis had 1 good facelift done after 40 yrs old, Joan Rivers always joked that Jackie looked like"ET without make-up", but at a dinner party at the ex-wife, Joan said that's how you do it in Jackie's world.

Maria's face is karma. I strongly believe in it, and yes, it can ravage your looks. But judging by her swollen arms and bulging veins, she's dealing with some health issues. Possibly pulmonary related.

R221 is correct. Remember all the complaints about him before the #metoo movement? Rumors that existed when they were dating. Also, there was a lawsuit or charges pending against him sometime back. Their marriage was called into question, so shortly thereafter she turns up pregnant.

That was Ethel, not Eunice. @223

Already mentioned but bears repeating, this bitch doesn't tip servers anywhere ever and is a raging seething bitch to anyone she deems beneath her.

R74...Olivia d eHavilland, at age 104, had much better skin.

If anything, the Kennedy women all have/had very thick, good hair. All the Kennedys do...

Her eyes always looked sunken. Does she EVER look like miles and miles of bad road! JFC!

R231, And they all appeared to have kept their teeth to the end.

Not good genes for the Kennedy women. Here is cousin Caroline:

Never used sunscreen..^^

R234, That Hyannisport sun is brutal.

Obviously plotting her takeover of Eternia and the destruction of her mortal enemy, He-Man!

R234 holy shit - my fucking grandmother didn’t look like that when she croaked at 95.

And she was (mostly) Irish too, so there goes that theory. She didn’t have a jaw that could crack walnuts, though.

Incidentally, I always thought Courtney Thorne Smith looked like a Kennedy - but much prettier.