Laurence Fox to star as Hunter Biden in film financed by Breitbart

Gina Carano going from getting her own Star Wars show to being cast as an unnamed Secret Service agent in right-wing propaganda with lower production values than a Lifetime movie has to be one of the funniest Hollywood trajectories ever.

What did Hunter do? Didn't he just look at porn on a laptop and get paid for a job he wasn't totally qualified for? Don't a lot of people do those things? What am I missing?

John James — always fleshy but blandly handsome — has aged like a boozebag and looks NOTHING like Biden.

John James at least is a compliment to Biden. The guy they cast as Hunter is way uglier than the real Hunter.

Is John James a MAGAt??

And Laurence Fox *wishes* he was as hot as Hunter.

Jesus Christ, Laurence Fox's career crashed and burned. He used to be considered a good actor. Now he's a lunatic conspiracy theory believer.

R2, he’s a drug addict, but to your point, that's not special either. It's just an excuse to bash and embarrass Biden. Families in both parties have bad sons.

R7, hunter biden is a major, major, MAJOR fuck up. A real piece of shit. But he's not the first horrible son of a president. gwb was almost as bad and he became president. And I won't go into the last president's children who are vile scum

Hunter is a victim. He needs our support, sympathy, and yes, rehab.

Sadly, this filth will probably score huge ratings.

R8, I agree he’s a fuck up who even slept with his grieving sister-in-law, but it's still an excuse to attack President Biden. The good son died. It's like the drunk driver living and the innocent victim dying.

Hunter Biden suffered a fractured skull and a severe TBI in the accident that killed his mother and sister. In all likelihood Hunter is a product of his injuries and it wouldn’t surprise me if he has CTE. The republicans are abs disgusting for what they’re doings to this guy.

Will Laurence Fox be re-enacting the explicit nude photos, including boners?

He's hung enough.

A few of my favorite Laurence Fox quotes:

“I could do Daniel Day-Lewis's job as well as him.”

“Still waiting for a single example of anything I've ever said or done that could ever be deemed racist.”

“ Thank God for Donald Trump, I have to say. What an amazing man.”

Seems unlikely that someone with a severe TBI and CTE could graduate from Yale Law School, r11.

R14 the severe TBI is a fact.

Dark money.

Laurence Fox has no career after this. Also he was very beautiful in a weird lanky horse faced way in Lewis. Granted that's some time back but he just looks like a tall pasty Englishman in the jock photo in the story.

I would officially no longer do him!

There, I said it!

I guess they’ll bring Katie Hopkins in to be the stunt cock.

Wow, this is bizarre... Laurence Fox as Hunter and John James (he of Dynasty?) as the president... the film is destined for a streaming only release, right?

All the Fox family are vile nepo babies - his cousin Emilia is just a walking wig mannequin, and other cousin Freddie is a weird tranny-faggy looking POS.

Laurence’s meltdown shows his ex Billie Piper to be the weird peedo-bating gold-digging cunt she is!

….Bit like another UK tv nepo-baby Fearne Cotton. Visiting your peedo boyfriend Ian Watkins in prison still?

Laurence's sister Lydia is married to Richard Ayoade, and I have always wondered what family get-togethers are like with that dynamic. I can't imagine Ayoade just lets Laurence's cosmic stupidity go without comment.

It says it's a Robert Davi film, meaning it's being directed by the well-known character actor. The guy has a ton of work in post-production right now, and my guess is that work is about to dry up after this. It's going to bomb, it's propaganda, AND it's just mean-spirited garbage.

I wonder who Gina Carano is playing? I can't think of any low-IQ, beefy women in the Biden family.

Trump Junior is a major, major, MAJOR fuck up. A real piece of shit.

There, fixed it for you.

R21 and Laurence’s disdain for black actors getting work!

Hunter Biden lives rent free in the heads of Breitbart fanatics.

They hate Hunter Biden for doing the same things they love Donald Trump for doing. I guess they think Trump doesn't do drugs (ha!) but the hookers and the partying they know about and love. Someone with a strong stomach should delve into the psychosexual hangups of these far-right idiots.

This is going to backfire on them somehow. Like when they made AOC their target of hate. It all made her more famous and powerful in the Democratic party. Hunter's big dick will be what people really want to see. Like father like son. Republican women will start to trash talk him as they secretly fantasize about him. Don Jr will be sooooo jealous! 🤣🤣🤣

Richard Ayoade let it be known that he was not going to come to the defense of his brother-in-law. This was when Laurence was being accused of racism. Very subtle but got the point across.

Hmm, Fox says Ayoade was furious with him but they eventually made up. I wonder if that's true?

Fox also went on his racist rant while dating a mixed race woman, who dumped him because of what he said. My god, this man is so dumb.

OP I do wonder what Laurence says about Richard behind the dining room door at the Fox Family Christmas dinner…

All the films that will be made about the inbred Trump Crime Family will make this film school project look like the piece of trash it is. Next.

Why would he need a movie? He records and documents everything.

Fuck Robert Davi. Now I can never watch The Goonies again.

Was it the Traumatic Brain Injury or the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy that qualified Hunter Biden for the $83,333/month position on Burisma's board, r15?

How much are they paying you for trolling, R35? I'm guessing less than that.

R35 gets bonus turnip if he goes one day without being called troll.

John James today looks like he'd be a salesman at the Ford dealership in Tallahassee.

Does he show cock as well? HAWT!

[quote] It all made her more famous and powerful in the Democratic party.

Oh. my sides!

Only Trumpers think AOC is a "powerful" Dem.

[quote]Was it the Traumatic Brain Injury or the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy that qualified Hunter Biden for the $83,333/month position on Burisma's board, [R15]?

Sweet pea, not everyone with CTE or a TBI turns into Herschel Walker.

AOC is a big mouth on her second term in the House, hardly a power player in the Democratic party. But she makes an easy target for the Trumpanzees to hate because she's a woman of color.

R21 For a while during the pre-BLM era, Richard Ayode gave out mild New Black (™ Pharrell Williams)/I’m Not One Of Those POC With A Chip On My Shoulder vibes. Of course, thats all changed, and he put “Lozza” in his place.

Cue the Biden family corruption apologists.

Guest "cameo" appearance by Viola Davis as Kamala Harris, sympathetically listening to President Joe Biden voice his regrets and sorrow.

Cue the trolls. You should look into the corruption within the Trump family. Or not - you will not have time for anything else in your miserable life.

This thread is very handy for F&Fing right wing drive-by trolls.

Please tell me Kevin Sorbo is in this somewhere!! This is exactly the kind of movie that has a one-day mid-week Fathom Events screening at selected AMC theaters to audiences of 3 people. it's a very special genre.

[quote]Cue the trolls. You should look into the corruption within the Trump family. Or not - you will not have time for anything else in your miserable life.

And these same people are more than happy to ignore the the Chinese trademarks Ivanka received while daddy was negotiating with Xi and the billion dollar bailout Jared received from Qatar while negotiating the end of a Saudi blockade on Qatar… and this happened WHILE WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. And I’m sure there’s a giant memory hole when it comes to the $2 billion Jared received from MBS.

But, yeah, Hunter….🙄

Maybe a cameo by Chachi as Hunter Biden's drug dealer. Or Stacey Dash as a black hooker he fucked. The right wing casting possibilities are endless.

The possibilities for Scot Baio are endless here.

Maybe an Academy Award nomination finally.

I’m sure there’s a role for Dean Cain in there somewhere. And this must be a stinker if John Voight and Woods troll weren’t clamoring to play Papa Joe.

I'll be severely disappointed if Kevin Sorbo is not in it.

Only MAGATs will watch this, so it’s not likely to change any minds.

R23 She's a secret service agent that Sleepy Joe brings to orgasm with a sniff apparently

The Daily Mail comment section really needs to be shut down. Who are these people?

Fuck, Time is such a bitch.

I cant believe John James is a Repug. Sigh, I guess looks and brains do not mix.

I read the thread title as "Laverne Fox to star as Hunter Biden in film."

Now, THAT would be interesting!

Laurence Fox is an embarrassment to the Fox family acting dynasty!

"Laurence Fox was born in 1978 in Leeds, the third of the five children of James Fox and Mary Elizabeth Piper.

His father, James, was the son of Robin Fox, a theatrical agent, who married Angela Muriel Darita Worthington, daughter of the playwright Frederick Lonsdale.

Fox's siblings are Tom (born 1975), Robin (born 1976), Lydia (born 1979), and Jack (born 1985); Lydia and Jack are actors. Lydia Fox is married to actor Richard Ayoade.

His uncles are the actor Edward Fox and the theatrical and film producer Robert Fox. The actors Emilia Fox and Freddie Fox are his first cousins, being the children of Edward Fox."

None of the Fox clan are what you would call great actors. At best Edward, James, Emilia and Freddie are reasonable enough on screen. They’re a posh, British version of the Arquettes without Patricia’s awards, Rosanna’s sexuality or David’s goofball charm.

That movie is going to be such a trashy stinker. Even if I were a Repug I dont think I would want my name on it.

[quote]They’re a posh, British version of the Arquettes without Patricia’s awards, Rosanna’s sexuality or David’s goofball charm.

However, judging by Edward, James, Laurence, and Freddie's nude scenes, they all have Alexis's cock.

Gina Carano’s career suicide is amazing to watch. The only thing I can figure is she has brain damage from fighting.

When you get an opportunity to work for Disney as an actor on a Star Wars series, when you have little previous acting experience, and you insist on making one idiotic comment after another on social media, in spite of being warned repeatedly, until they finally have to let you go, I guess you don’t care about having a career.

It’s Disney, not porn. Of course they didn’t want her telling kids vaccines are like Hitler or whatever. Kids are the ones that have to have them, and their business model caters to kids. What else could they do? I guess she thought she was bigger than Disney.

Now she’s got a Twitter account of fans continually agitating to put her back on The Mandalorian, which is never going to happen. She’s become the right wing symbol of Disney hate. Right wingers use her as red meat and call Disney “woke” for firing her, when she was unprofessional and wouldn’t listen to instructions. These are the same people that think businesses should be able to do anything they want. Of course Disney doesn’t want her back, they dodged a bullet.

And the sad thing is, that role was the pinnacle of what she’ll ever achieve. It’s was written well to accommodate her limited acting ability, and she gained a ton of weight immediately after. The last public appearance she did for Disney, she was huge. She was wearing dresses designed to conceal her bulk on promotional appearances. I hope she got some of the weight off, or she’s going to look too obese to play the role of bodyguard. She has a pretty face, and her weight doesn’t seem to affect her face much, but it looked like all her muscle had turned to fat and then some. She must have stopped training.

Imagine turning down a starring role on a series written about you, in favor of this. But to this day, she seems to have no idea why she was let go and blames Pedro Pascal for not getting fired too for “woke” Twitter comments he made, and tries to incite hate towards him, when during all the interviews she claimed she admired him. Her backstabbing against him probably has something to with why she was fired too, it wasn’t just the anti-vaxx stuff.

And she was continually putting out stuff like this on Twitter, hinting she would be brought back any minute. This one is art showing a nondescript silhouette of a character in a generic science fiction background, and she was claiming there will be “news soon.” This article was dated months ago and there’s been no news. It’s some kind of grift. It looks like it was done vaguely enough that Disney can’t sue her.

Her “fan” account is still posting stuff like this, as well as right wingers on YouTube. She and they keep claiming her firing was 100% unjustified, and the show can’t exist without her. This is not going to get her anywhere with Disney, they’re notorious for suing people into the ground when it comes to their intellectual property. And she’s closely skirting the limit of hinting they’re bringing her back, when there’s no evidence they are.

[quote]The film is destined for a streaming only release, right?

I initially read this as "steaming only release," which I'm guessing is accurate.

Carano’s Twitter feed is pure extremist retweeting of Trumpists and anti-vaxx propaganda. There’s nothing that isn’t Trumpist in her feed. Of course Disney wasn’t going to endorse that. Now she’s attacking people getting monkey pox vaccines.