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I love Billy Crystal

He's talented. And has been with the same woman forevah.

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2022 8:52 PM

He was so hunky on Soap up until the mid 90's.

My first masturbatory fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 1August 22, 2022 10:15 PM

Mime is money! Let's go!

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by Anonymousreply 2August 22, 2022 10:15 PM

r1

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by Anonymousreply 3August 22, 2022 10:29 PM

One if the ugliest most repulsive men alive.

It's as though you found the oldest, most wrinkly man in the world, then took his balls AC and pulled the skin taut - or as taut as possible, as if to make a drum, and then you drew on that with a Sharpie a liver-colored pair of protuberant lips, and left the wild pubes in a crazy disarray.

And the way he just states at you when he says something (never funny), waiting for you to react

Disgusting man.

by Anonymousreply 4August 23, 2022 12:35 AM

*took his ballsac

by Anonymousreply 5August 23, 2022 12:36 AM

He was never hunky on SOAP. Get real!

by Anonymousreply 6August 23, 2022 12:45 AM

Yeah…..no.

by Anonymousreply 7August 23, 2022 1:06 AM

He is very talented. I saw him in Mr. Saturday Night and he still has a lot of energy and did a great job. The show otherwise is very meh, but he is still a great performer.

He was never an adonis or a hunk -although at one time he was in very good shape, which is seldom true of comics- and he is not hideous today, just old.

by Anonymousreply 8August 28, 2022 8:47 PM

OP traveled to us all the way from 1989 so he deserves more respect than he's receiving on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2022 8:51 PM

He was a shitty friend.

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2022 8:52 PM
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