Ron DeSantis at his fattest ever!

He's so big! How does he warshe down there?

He’s Trump-lite.

R1 WITH A RAG ON A STICK

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Nobody wants a fat boy with a whiny voice for President

And Mastriano looks like he slept in his clothes last night.

Yeah, it's a petty thing, but I just can't imaging mainstream, country club GOP having any respect for him.

Stress eating from all the lies he tells.

[quote] How does he warshe down there?

Christina Pushaw gets on her knees and licks it all: the sack, the crack...

Hold my beer!

^ Nobody wants you as president either double fat boy

He's lucky he doesn't gain that much weight in his face. His legs look like pins in comparison to the girth of his torso.

Ron DeSantis hasn't seen his dick without a mirror since 2010

It looks like the buttons are about to burst on that suit

Both of these assholes suffer from huge Mussolini "Il duce" complexes.

Hawter than Trump.

That’s a ladies’ pantsuit.

I can’t put my arms down!

Two things:

(1) in the grand scheme of things, he's really not that fat. He just isn't. He looks overweight, but he's nowhere near obese.

HOWEVER....

(2) he has clearly outgrown that suit and needs a new one.

The midterms aren't filmed in cinemascope.

BIG AS A HOUSE!

Big as a Ford.

Too much gristle.

Fat guy in a little coat...

The midterms in Florida have to be filmed in Cinerama now that De Santis has passed Chris Christie in girth

Ron DeSeacow.

He'll probably win the midterms, but if not, he has a good chance at the pie eating contest.

Such a bosomy lass.

Which Dia-beetus medicines is he on?

He definitely has early onset old man smell.

Sad to see him go the Trump diapers and girdle route already. Compression socks and a Rascal scooter are also in his future.

He has T-rex arms and a Macy’s balloon body.

Never realized he was so large before this thread. I think I have only seen him from the shoulders up. Definitely seems to be eating well.

This increases his visibility.

He can be seen from space.

What a pig

[quote] Never realized he was so large before this thread. I think I have only seen him from the shoulders up.

The media does that to help make him look better.

Clearly, they want DeSatanist to be the GOP candidate for President.

Fuck the fucking media.

Sorry to disagree with everyone but, regardless of his pseudo-populist, ideology free politics and intellectual mediocrity, I would fuck him senseless. He had a rough, manly sexiness when he was young that hasn't disappeared with age and the additional weight can always be lost... I can only image that with all those prejudices and self-repression, he must be a total freak in bed.

Those pics are 10+ years old.

Like that mf-er can't afford a new suit!!

Asshole.

You can't say Data Lounge in Florida.

Brooks Brothers isn’t sending their best!

Isn't it weird that mostly it's the fat Democrat politicians who would show up in the news, having massive heart attack and needing hospitalization? But the fatter Repugs never seem to stroke out.

He looks like Chris Christie. What is the nickname for Fat Ron DeSantis?!

I see you DeSantis.

And you too, Christie

DeSandwich

Bloatie McBloaterson!

@r38, Those pictures are 20 years old. We all looked better 20 years ago

He is a armed forces veteran and an Ivy League grad. He brings shame to both institutions.

He looks like a butch lesbian all dressed up fancy.

I bet he loves meatloaf and makes sandwiches with the cold leftovers.

Orange and fat, with leathery skin, a cheap suit, and stupid hair.

The prick is turning himself into Trump 2.0.

[quote]What is the nickname for Fat Ron DeSantis?!

Rhonda Santis is a suitable nickname for any size DeSantis.

[quote]Chad Mize, multimedia artist and designer, is now selling stickers depicting Gov. Ron Desantis as drag queen “Rhonda Santis.” The design comes weeks after the Florida republican expressed support of criminalizing parents who bring their children to drag shows.

I don't support the idea of children attending drag shows but I loathe DeSantis and this is hilarious, I may have to order some stickers.

When he couldn't figure out how to wear a mask at the start of the pandemic. What a fucking idiot. And then later he scolded those kids standing behind him when they wore their masks. Meanwhile, 6.95 infected and 79,017 dead in Florida from Covid. And he's the frontrunner...

@r37, "I would fuck him senseless"

Well, this guy must make your 3" hard as a rock

I will never understand how people who can afford a personal trainer and a nutritionist get fat.

6.95 million infected R54.

^ I will never understand that anyone who can't say no to an extra helping is worthy to be President

Someone said Desantis is manly and "rough-looking" and posted decades old photos as proof.

???

He looks soft, effete, and FAT.

[quote] I will never understand how people who can afford a personal trainer and a nutritionist get fat.

In a public figure, particularly a politician, it's a sign of mental health challenges -- stress, anxiety, insecurity, angst, irrational fear, exhaustion, etc

When he smiles, he reeks of "cookie sniffer".

Do you think he likes peanut butter? I do.

I don’t know why.

Ooh, Rodger Stone don't like "fat boy"

Is Ron DeSantis fucking blueberry pies again?

I like blue, R62.

Stop it, Roger, all the sweet talk in the world isn't going to make me like you...

Miss Stone is showing the edges of his pocket square.

Very tacky!

Clearly not, R55. DeSantis has pleasant features and he was attractive when he was young. James Corden has always been an arrogant, nasty, poisonous little piglet with a face that not even his mother could find the strength to love.

Anyway, why do you care about other people's preferences? Not everyone is a self-righteous cunt like you and your vagina dentata.

He has fuck good energy. Sorry.

Most Americans are overweight, especially the MAGA-types who gravitate towards the Trumps and DeSantis pols of America. They don't give a shit about his girth.

He has lie on his back and make you ride him energy. And push your head down after a youth group meeting and tell everyone your dicksucking whore energy.

That’s pretty specific.

@r67, It really is 3" isn't it? 😂

I don't care if you're a MAGAt chubby-chaser, but you're going to catch shit from me

Does this unborn fetus make me look fat?

@r68, "He has fuck good energy. Sorry. "

You should be, because you are

When will they find out about his bottom whore past?

"Nowhere near obese," says R18. He is absolutely obese, just not *morbidly* obese like Christie (and Chrissy). His BMI is easily above 30, which is obese.

He looks terrible for someone turning 44 in a few weeks.

He looks like a manatee, wearing a human disguise.

Here's the thing, Trumpers want Trump not some fat boy wannabe. DeSantis's biggest mistake is not forging his own persona. Nobody wants a fake Trump

If he rolled over on you during a desperate, cabbage and cheap beef-scented, 90 second fuck, you'd be flattened like a pancake.

Seriously, he'd squish all of your internals out of your orifices in a rush, like when Dr. Pimple Popper squeezes the pus out of a juicy zit.

R63’s post made me do a quick blind item check at AGC:

July 2022

[quote]The former A++ lister's (Donald Trump) leaked comments on a possible contender (Governor Ron DeSantis) in a key part of the country (Florida) were not an accident. The possible contender's weird sex life with his new partner which include scatplay and cross dressing will come up. The other choice is a contender (Dick Cheney) who a movie ("Vice") was made about but who once said bad things about the A++ lister. The A++ lister is slow to forgive but several of his allies are giving support to this contender. [italic]Donald Trump/Governor Ron DeSantis/Florida/Dick Cheney/Vice[/italic]

I can't tell if that's supposed to be true or something Trump made up.

November 2021

[quote]The spouse of this wannabe future A++ lister who has been in the news a lot has recently had some sad news. As a result, since she is facing an uncertain future, she has started to look for the child she had as a teenager and gave up for adoption. This is not a story that is public yet but she is planning to make an announcement soon especially if she cannot locate her child. [italic]Casey DeSantis/Ron DeSantis/Florida Governor[/italic]

July 2021

[quote]The celebrity cult is risking the ire of the former A++ lister as they want to see the leader of this state move forward next time around. [italic]Scientology/Donald Trump/Ron DeSantis/Florida/President 2024[/italic]

If that top button gives the audience better duck and run.

Watch DeathSentence give a speech. He's copied Trump's hand gestures and movements. It's really perverse but I don't think it's an act. Ron is a true believer in Trumpism. He probably even copies Trump's dietary choices (KFC, Big Macs, and burned steaks with ketchup).

He was campaigning in Pittsburgh with Mastriano this past Friday. They had to move the event from the convention center to the Wyndham Hotel, which isn’t very large. Guess they didn’t sell as many tickets as they thought they would.

He looks quite fit to me

He looks like Mayor Quimby.

I bet his asshole really stinks!

A Japanese bidet toilet, with extra water pressure, can help with that situation, R86.

This blind was clearly supposed to be about Ohio (JD Vance is the movie guy and the guy he ran against is the scat dude), not FL:

[quote] The former A++ lister's (Donald Trump) leaked comments on a possible contender (Governor Ron DeSantis) in a key part of the country (Florida) were not an accident. The possible contender's weird sex life with his new partner which include scatplay and cross dressing will come up. The other choice is a contender (Dick Cheney) who a movie ("Vice") was made about but who once said bad things about the A++ lister. The A++ lister is slow to forgive but several of his allies are giving support to this contender.

Reads like a blind from that Qanon lover, Enty…in other words horseshit.

Lady hips and suckling teats.

Ron goes to the Amazon warehouse to use their scales.

Ronald has the Brooklyn Seacow look.

Ew, the pics of Roger Stone somewhere above remind me of people who have received full face transplants after chimpanzee attacks or failed gunshot suicide attempts. I am guessing it's a bad face lift, or something else is off about it.

I was surprised when I learned recently that DeSantis is only 43. He looks awful for his age. I though he was around 55-ish. And a not very healthy 55-ish at that.

Here's a Getty image pic from August 2022.

Foxnews commentators have said that one reason Pete Buttigieg will never be president is that he's too short. His official height is 5' 9". He could be shorter if the official political bios contain lies.

Ron Desantis's official height is 5' 9". Again, he could be shorter if the official political bios contain lies.

No word from Foxnews on whether Ron's height disqualifies him from ever being President.

Ron's official weight is 154 lbs. His BMI would be 22.7, which as Mary Poppins would say is "Practically Perfect." (If you believe the official height and if you believe the official weight.)

[quote]Ron's official weight is 154 lbs.

My sides! Are you sure that wasn't 154 kgs, R95?

I'm 5'9" and weigh 154lbs and Ron is three of me

154 pounds?!!! Is that his weight or daily solid waste output? This greaseball is at least 205.

I'm 5'9" and a little under 154. I'm skinny. I would say De Santis (who's probably more like 5'7") is using Trump's doctor, but I think that guy died.

The 154 lbs. stat is repeated across a lot of sites, but at least one site listed his weight at 176 lbs.

One site even listed his height at 6' 1", but that site also said "Kill all F*ggots" on the same page, so I'm assuming that site isn't a reliable source.

He's not even 176lbs. He's got to be around 210lbs.

You know, we used to have these The Fattening threads re Donald Fucking Trump.

Is this the resurgence of The Fattening?

Defatsis’ ass alone weighs 154.

Given that young DeSantis was somewhat muscular (he played baseball--point being he was not a track guy) I doubt he weighed 154 back in college either

Schweinchen Dick

Sorry, guys ... "Schweinchen Dick" is Looney Toons' Porky Pig in German.

Caption of the OP's photo: "These human ski... erm, suits are itchy."

Rhonda Santis is fucking hysterical.

Honestly, he doesn't look THAT fat. He's just in a suit three sizes too small.

It's not like his weight is why he's so horrible anyway. Even skinny, he'd still be an evil motherfucker.

DeSaggytits

"Schweinchen Dick "...

I've been a huge contributor in the DeSantis threads about how I would drain his massive hog hourly. But that picture is the first time I've been turned off by him.

Hit the Gym Ron. I wouldn't vote for you, even though I'd worship your cock, but I'm sure there's some really stupid bottoms and women that will vote for you, simply because you make their hungry holes growl.

How many Spanx was that fat fuck wearing when that photo was taken. He's so bound up he looks like he can't even breathe.

Hard to believe he's only 43.

The DeSantis vs. Crist race is going to get ugly and I can't wait. Crist pulled no punches in his primary victory speech tonight. He fucking HATES DeSantis, as would any decent human.

Take That!

Face off!

He looks like complete shit for somebody who's only in his early 40s.

Most Italian men turn into ugly fat slobs after 35.

R118 The American Italians do, not real Italians

God, I here we go with the DL anti-Italian brigade straight out of 1957. It never fails. Italians in 2022 America are just "white people" like everybody else now.

He sure was looking good in the Summer of 2021 during some repair work at the Governor's Mansion.

[quote]God, I here we go with the DL anti-Italian brigade straight out of 1957. It never fails. Italians in 2022 America are just "white people" like everybody else now.

Nobody said Italians aren’t white. People are saying that people with Italian genes tend to age like shit and get fat easily. Sorry if the truth hurts.

R121 How many filters were used for that picture?

From my perspective, people with Italian genes age like pretty much everyone else. The worst tend to be people from the British Isles. They tend to age terribly.

Lea DeLaria plays him in the movie.

Nuke the Whales!

LOL. Even I could create a better fake than that R121

Though R123 seems to have fallen for it

(HINT: It's RD's head on someone else's body. )

Still a few 100 lbs less than the OP who needed to stitch together two caftans to go get the mail.

There is no way he weighs less than 250 looking like that at only 5’9. His face is puffy like a fat persons and his gut is huge.

Getting Odd Job vibes from R115. Duck!

Was he hawt as a yute?

Suit is very ill fitted. He needs a better tailor.

I have a friend who's 5'9" and 230 lbs. DeSantis is way fatter than him.

Someone should invite him on a small single engine plane where you’re required to state your exact weight.

R127 How did I fall for it? I asked how many filters were used for that picture. I could tell it was fake immediately.

R132 There is not a large selection of suits available at JC Penny for the husky boys.

I wonder what he eats?

^ Everything 😏

He's no Rossano Brazzi...

He's a discount rate Cesare Danova

R140 used to babysit for Cesare Danova sometime before WW2

R114 - Bitch, please. Charlene Crist hates DeSantis because he so desperately wants that big fat Italian cock up his prolapsed ass.

Time for Fatty to invest in a snack purse.

DeSantis called Dr. Fauci an elf.

Relevant Twitter quote:

[quote]A 5’9” guy called a 5’7” guy an elf.

Add me to the group of people who didn't know/realize he's only 43. I thought he was in his 50s.

R144 Since he likes name calling, he should be OK with people calling him a fat fucking pig.

His pecs are made of granite.

R1 and R3 WW’d themselves, no?

Your post is why *bwah-ha-ha-ha!* was invented, r147.

R147, I think you misspelled "marshmallow."

Is the wife Italian?

R151: Wifey was née Jill Casey Black,so doesn’t sound too Italian

Here they are, with DL Anti-Fave Madison ‘Maddie’ Cawthorn

DeSantis is heading into Lyin' Ted Cruz territory. Cruz must have gained 100 lbs in the past couple of years.

Cruz is wall to wall muscle.

Cruz is wall to wall...period.

Bad Ass BayBee!

He always looks sunburned. I wonder if he smells like bacon.

^ My guess is that he smells more like a Quarter-Pounder...

You gotta admit he is good looking. I wonder how many girl friends he had before he married at age 32?