John Stamos turns 59

I thought he was 69

Stamos is reported to be worth $25 million.

He certainly is good-looking. And scandal-free.

What does DL think of his acting, image, etc?

Fag.

He looks like Pinocchio.

I've always gotten him confused with the other one, what's-his-name, Scott Baio. Baio is the wingnut, not Stamos, right?

Witchcraft

Bye Bye Birdie

John Stamos replaced Antonio Banderas in Nine.

Meant to include the timings at R9.

Only with You at 1:30 Unusual Way with Rebecca Luker at 3:09 Folies Bergere Eartha Kitt at 4:45 Be On Your Own Mary Stuart Masterson 5:55 A Call from the Vatican Sara Gettelfinger 7:00 Nine Marni Nixon 7:50 Curtain Call 8:50

Considering how much booze he drinks, I'm surprised he's managed to stay young looking. Most alcoholics look 25 years older than they are.

Hes always been a cutie and he always will be. Hes going to age like Treat Williams,who Id still gladly give all the ass he wants.

He's got a flat flabby ass, but not a bad face. Skinny. Dark enough skin and enough stubble to camouflage the booze damage. Stamos should refrain from singing. He's worse than Meryl.

Still, he must be cool because he was close friends with Don Rickles.

[quote] He's got a flat flabby ass

Link please. I remember it was surprisingly small, but that was years ago.

He’s beautiful and I would still marry him.

R6. Correct.

Stamos and Saget remember Rickles:

Gorgeous!

[quote] Stamos and Saget remember Rickles

Now Stamos remembers Rickles AND Saget.

Stamos still performs with the crazy rightwing Beach Boy.

I'd happily give him a blow job. I want some Greek bush tickling my face.

Creepiest belly button I've ever seen.

I can't believe he's only 9 years older than me. He was only 24 or 25 when "Full House" started?

He looks great.

He deserves a blowjob.

I’d blow him. Constantly.

Stamos is a big closeted bottom. He craves big white cock to fuck him. I have a friend who does, they usually hook up the night of the Oscars and fuck.

Stamos was famously dumped and dismissed by his wife Rebecca Romijn. She is a dominatrix who likes threesomes and lots of KINK. She is much more satisfied with the homely, goofy and obedient Jerry O'Connell.

r28 Rebecca is a lesbian, Jerry is a goofball but gay.

i know them better than you, R29. I stand by my post.

You just want John Stamos to be gay. He's not.

r30 nah not my type but I've met him in person, introduced by my freind who fucks him regularly. It was a "See I told you" meeting. He night not be "gay" in the sense he would date a guy but he likes big muscular white guys with big dicks to fuck him.

[quote] he likes big muscular white guys with big dicks to fuck him.

Interracial play is hot.

Well, who doesn't? Sheesh!

Um, Stamos is white. It's not "interracial play."

Stamos is a world class pussy hound and playboy. He doesn't get fucked by any men. Rebecca used to peg him though. He likes discipline. From women.

Rebecca traded down when she dumped the gorgeous John for weirdo Jerry.

He's good looking in person, but skinnier even in real life. He was coked out of his mind too.

Jerry and his brother Charlie were rumored to be fucking each other, years ago.

John and Rebecca allegedly liked MMF action. Ryan Phillippe allegedly was one of the men.

[quote] Um, Stamos is white.

?

He's white r40. I know DLers who are stuck in the 50s think ethnic Europeans aren't white but he is.

R41, aren’t all Europeans, and for that matter, all humans, ethnic?

All humans are borne of black people.

R38 Jerry and his brother can have each other. Jerry is gross!

r42 the context of "ethnic" is referring to whites that Dl's eldergays consider "white adjacent."

He's aging like a fine wine.

[quote]Stamos is a big closeted bottom. He craves big white cock to fuck him.

[quote]John and Rebecca allegedly liked MMF action. Ryan Phillippe allegedly was one of the men.

It's believable now that we know Ryan is a big boy.

TIL I have the same birthday as John Stamos

He’s a hot daddy

Why did CBS Sunday Morning do a big puff piece on him today?

"Dark enough skin"? Where?!

He has a little Greek in him.

It's weird how he looks better than Zac Efron.

I’ve lost a little respect for crying over creepy Bob Saget.

r52 and a little italian and some mexican. And a very large scottish guy.

Love him.

But that production of “Bye Bye Birdie” had the cheesiest sets in a generation.

They were meant to evoke the 60’s - - - and they did - - - Rowan & Martin’s “Laugh In”

He could still get it.

Supposedly, he likes BBC too. Check some of the old DL threads on him.

[quote] Supposedly, he likes BBC too.

Do you have any idea what his favourite programs are/

*cackles at R59*

Does he still drink like a fish?

He’s good friends with Alison Adler; Darlene’s ex wife and former writer for Supergirl.

He was profiled on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday. He’s had a great run in the looks department, but his luck seems to have finally run out.

John Stamos was so buzzed on coke last night on Fallon, he could barely keep his thoughts straight. It was fucking embarrassing to watch. I'm sure Jimmy was backstage with him before the taping, partaking in the blow. The two of them were so high I expected them to blow each other on network television.

OP's photo is from 2013. Look at photos from a decade later and he shows his age.

He's still attractive but now you would guess that he was a good-looking man in his 50s. He is past the days where people marvelled at his how he looked unchanged for 20 or more years.

What about is ass? Where did it appear?

That dyed hair...

Ants in his fucking pants. And God knows what else.