Casey Affleck will not attend Ben’s Wedding Party

That’s harsh.

The real question is will Matt Damon attend? Poor Matt always wanted to be Ben's best girl

Can’t stand this dude or that Matt Damion, both homophobic scumbags. Affleck in To Die For was a homophobe. He was playing himself.

Too many fucking stairs.

[quote] Can’t stand this dude or that Matt Damion

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world

Agree r3, don't like any of these cunts. Casey is a douchebag and no one would want him at a party anyway, so there you have it.

JLo put out the word: she's got her hands full with one drunken bum (Ben), she doesn't need two fucking alkies fucking things up.

Matt Damon is there.

Correct, R8.

Matt Damon brought his multiple chins, I see.

Matt is looking thick and ready to indulge.

Is this like an Indian wedding that goes on for days?

I'd skip it too.

"Hey, Matt how did you like to wedding?"

"Too many fags"

Casey’s son looks just like Ben’s middle daughter.

R3, I think the same daughter is possibly gay, so how homophobic can he be? Must say the latest batch of celebrity teen offspring are not lookers.

I never relapsed his brother was so much hotter than him. And doesn’t look like a miserable drunk either.

@r13 *the* wedding 🙄

Did Matt bring a zoo?

So I guess we now know Matt Damon is the one who’s been stealing all those cases of little Debbies.

[quote] Did Matt bring a zoo?

He did bring along at least one rabbit - his wife.

Such a fucking spectacle. 3 years tops.

[quote]Matt Damon brought his multiple chins, I see.

You want I should leave them at home?

They are the new Angelina and Brad with their combined brood. We're going to be hearing a lot about them.

^ "We're going to be hearing a lot about them. "

Kill me now

Address?

Lesbian daughters are much different than gay sons, R14.

@r24, Gossip, Hell 66666 👹

Ben and Casey are the brothers grim.

R22, yup. Happening already.

I like Ben and Jen together.

[quote]Casey Affleck will not attend Ben’s Wedding Party

For reasons well known to him.

[quote] I like Ben and Jen together.

That's great. I love animals.

i hope they got some boiled peanuts.

I like blue

Will Jennifer Garner be a flower girl? I’ll bet she’s popping her own champagne knowing that whore is taking him off her hands. Good riddance.

[quote] Will Jennifer Garner be a flower girl?

She declined to attend.

Casey couldn’t get a babysitter for his girlfriend.

The Coward Casey Affleck

I hear the wedding will be streamed on PokerStars.com.

R22 - stay off our turf.

He's probably thinking that the flight will last longer than the marriage...

They're all Boston white trash.

Maybe Ben didn't want him there due to his bad rep.

he's a fag!

Casey had a babysitting gig he couldn't get out of 😜

I like Casey and he looks great for 47. I think he’s over his brothers bs marrying this stupid bitch. They probably won’t even be married a year. He knows what’s up.

I don’t blame him. Weddings are boring and he hates Mexicans like Jennifer Lopez.

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R45, Casey is dating the 24 year old bimbo at R47. Who is Casey to judge Ben? If Casey married the bimbo, I'm sure Ben would have attended.

@r47, That's the babysitting gig he couldn't get out of. Told you

- r44

Will they be showing outtakes from Gigli at the reception?

No problem, Casey.

The ordeal is just beginning!

R5 Hahahaha! You funny lady!

Jen and Ben are afraid he'll get drunk and set the place on fire.

He should have lent his wife one of them R10 .

God! Thank you, Lord Jesus for this orgy of good old fashioned trash ass celebrity drama! I needed this!

Casey isn't going?! He's dating a 24 year old Instaho?! I didn't know that!?

We let Matt and Ben into our lives and WE ALL BOUGHT A ZOO!!!

We need yet another remake of A Star is Born with Ben and Jen.

Nothing is more valuable to me than Ben's friendship...well, maybe crypto currency.

[quote] They are the new Angelina and Brad with their combined brood. We're going to be hearing a lot about them.

No, they aren't, IMO. They're about 20 years older, now. They won't be popping out biological children. So, no excitement to see what a bio child looks like. Plus, Ben looks busted.

[quote] Will Jennifer Garner be a flower girl? I’ll bet she’s popping her own champagne knowing that whore is taking him off her hands. Good riddance.

Yeah, right. Jennifer Garner held on to Ben as long as she could. Ben was sick of her.

R58, you never know. JLo might have frozen eggs somewhere. All that would be needed then is a surrogate.

R60, oh God please. Please sweet lord above, I don't ask for much, make this happen. 🤣🤣🤣

Also, someone has to know why Casey is persona non grata- did mother Christopher or Brideful Jennifer demand an adults only reception?

R15 He, by his own admission, IS a drunk though.

He is much better looking. Better actor too. His Best Actor Oscar win is one of the rare instances where the truly best performance one.

Ben and Casey don't look like they're brothers to me, although I know they are. They look like they could be cousins.

I'm not attending either.

Maybe Affleck doesn't want his brother around his daughters?

They probably know how big of a rapey dirtbag he is.

What are Casey and Ben’s respective skin colors?

This thread made me laugh out loud several times.

I don’t get the Crispin Glover reference. Anyone care to explain? Thanks.

Casey seems like the type not to be comfortable around people who are not his kind. This wedding is going to be a spectacle.

Who is not his kind, R69?

Oooh, look at R67 and his functioning liver and non-jaundiced skin. You think you're better than me!?

Has the Question Troll returned at R70 ?

r12 - it's 3 days long. Yesterday was the rehearsal dinner, today the actual wedding, tomorrow a bbq for the guests.

Jen is 53. It’s all downhill from here.

It's like Oprah's Legends Ball. Without any LEGENDS or BALLS.

At long last, for the third time this year - Ben and Jen are married!!!!

What's with this Antebellum crap?

r76 Ben bought it after he filmed a movie w/Sandra Bullock called Forces of Nature in 1999. Apparently he fell in love with the area.

Isn't Casey dating some 20 year old? He's such a skeeze. Summer Phoenix (his ex-wife) follows a lot of accounts on Instagram pertaining to healing from an abusive narcissist. Joaquin doesn't speak to him at all anymore.

He was just there yesterday, photographed with Dunkin Donuts.

WTF is going on? First Mother Affleck falls and goes to the hospital, next Casey leaves the wedding.

Where's Flo Anthony or Cindy Adams when you need them?

Maybe he just doesn't want to be a part of the spectacle.

[quote]He was just there yesterday, photographed with Dunkin Donuts.

He was in LA.

r78 yes, some 23 yo "influencer."

r79 I don't believe he flew out. there was video coverage and photos of him in the DM and he was in LA yesterday morning. When asked if he was going to the wedding, he mumbled no.

Not a big fan of Ben, but Casey is scum. At least Ben remarried someone who is age appropriate.

R15, even though I understand that you meant to write “realized”, your post made me laugh, because of the people we’re discussing on this thread.

Ben is a perennial fuckup, but there's something about him that still seems good natured. He doesn't come off as a malicious person. Which is why there are people who still root for him to get his act together.

Casey, on the other hand, has always seemed mean. I agree with r3. That character in To Die For is the real him. A contemptuous little turd.

Lopez will dump Ben's flat ass in 3 years. She views them as some kind of Hollywood power couple. They are both over 50 for fuck sakes. And only minimally talented.

But their wedding is getting more coverage than William and Kate. Exactly as Jenn planned it. Ben fucked around multiple times on her years ago and left her crazy life - she's not crazy - just insanely PUBLIC. Everything she does will fail. She's not ready to settle in a slave house in Georgia.

Jenn always gets her man. She'll get rid of Ben as soon as it all goes flaccid. 3,2,1. He'd rather drink than cheat on her at this age.

Jennifer Garner is going to end up with some gorgeous Black man of 34 years. Wait and see. Maybe Trevante Rhodes.

“Look at the mess at r76. They made the guests wear all white?

Dated AND faggy!!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OH, MY SIDES!!!!!

Oh. I like that there are clearly fat ass PR relatives in white cargo shorts at this fancy wedding, as shown in the illicit pic from a drone - it's real. It's not just a showy bullshit wedding; this might mean something to my beloved Jenny from the Block.

I swear to God, Ben. Do not break her heart.

R86 she won't dump him willingly. Look at Brangelina. Who pays any attention to them now that they are divorced?

R78 I Googled him and he's dating someone named Caylee Cowan. She looks exactly how I would imagine someone named Caylee Cowan to look.

Also, until recently, he was in a relationship with Floriana Lima.

Tina! Come get some ham!

Honestly, I’m rooting for Jennifer too. I think she could’ve done better, but I hope it works out for her.

which Jen r92?

Matt, Kevin Smith, and Jason Mewes (Clerks) are there. I can see Jennifer Garner not going but his brother should be there. Casey seems like a weirdo.

I don't blame him.

Lopez, R93.

Casey IS a weirdo. Accused of sexual assault onset at least once. He paid the woman off.

[quote] Accused of sexual assault onset

Was it early onset?

lol ^^ on set is what i meant

His voice is squeaky and annoying but he's a better actor than Ben. He's also cute when he's not talking

Rabbit face and zoo boy attending!

in the drone pic at r76 you can see four of the kids on the right side (you can zoom in) on the brick walkway. You can see Ben's younger blond son there, the two girls (non-binary children? sorry) are apparently wearing matching silky pantsuits with matchy shoes.

Are Ben and Jen up on the veranda getting photos done?

[quote]Ben Affleck kisses JLo on the steps of his $8.9m Georgia 'plantation' mansion on their wedding day where guests including Matt Damon will chow down on pork chops

^^^ Daily Mail shading Matt's weight?

r103 i love DMs snark

Ben is a covert narcissist while J Ho is an overt one. This marriage will not last as both are too selfish and rotten to ever understand love or commitment. And both will run to the press and play a victim narrative once they divorce. Jen Garner will get involved as she's also an attention whore. It's going to be the Brad-Jen-Angie bullshit over again.

yep, giving this a year - a year 1/2 at most

Pork chops are always dry.

Any one of us old queens over 40 could have told her you NEVER get back together with an ex. It never works out . 2-3 years max and she dumps him and goes public with his addiction issues.

BBQ pork chops cooked by some darkies with Miss Sipsy's sauce is darn tasty, R107.

r109 Fried Green Tomatoes? HA

Who are the two land whales to our left of the stairs?

How is Ben's mother getting up those steps if she hurt her leg?

r107 my former MIL used to make the most tender pork chops. However, it was cooked for 45 mins or so in a stew of water, onions and other herbs. they fell apart in your mouth and were delicious w/macaroni and cheese.

r111 Looks like Chrissy M took her snack purse and a big snack of a man with her

Where is Matt in the drone photo?

The meat falls right off the bone, R110.

Most look classy from the pictures, but there are always some trashy people. Like David Beckham’s stepmother at his son’s wedding. Obama’s birthday party mostly looked very trashy last summer, as did Rupert Murdoch’s granddaughter’s recent wedding.

Just cuz you say dress in white doesn't guarantee a crips (sic) reception. No wonder Casey stayed home. He wasn't putting on some visiting Tara summer BBQ attire to watch his brother fall off the wagon.

Are there huaraches at this fiesta?

It all looks so trashy.

R78, summer was abused by her malignant narcissist mother as well . Poor thing

instead of assisting on all white, JLo should have insisted that all the women wore ball gowns a la the Gone With the Wind ball. that would have been much more interesting!

It's only Ben's 2nd marriage. It's JLo's 4th (?) marriage. For Ben's family (Mom, at least), it may feel kind of special. For JLo's family, it's yawn city.

R121, you sound like my mother’s BeautiControl rep back in the day.

sizemeat verificatia - Casey

JLO LARPing KA’s Old South Ball?

Gurllllllllllllllllllll……

Some orders aren’t meant to be fulfilled.

😂😂😂😂

Did Jennifer’s family serve as the wait staff?

r126 would rather have a campy, fun wedding than insist everyone wears white!!

r125 I read a tweet from a woman who said her (female) friend slept with him back in 2000 and that he has a small dick.

Oooh. They look made of fondant.

Why did they have two weddings?

They had three weddings. Put some rings on it. JLo is a good Catholic girl. Of 53. Four husbands.

Ok. That train is vulgar. That train is longer than the one currently behind Andy Cohen.

Wow, r130. The Mexican is so strong in this picture, I’m doing the Hat Dance and shooting off two pistols as I type.

All the gays love my caboose! I have a long sheer train on top of my feathered train. I drive the train. Aren't we beautiful?

At least the female attendees were able to drink without having to worry about being sexually assaulted.

There's more people of color there than any Affleck has let in their home for 150 years!

When will JLo Boldt from the marriage?

Puerto Ricans are no more fond of Black people than trashy Boston boys are.

Backup dancers are always on the payroll with JLo. She's gonna sing Mammy later.

The coloured waiters and fake wedding guests will break into "spontaneous" dancing!

Why do I have an overwhelming urge to rewatch Under the Volcano? 🤔

R83 It's just for show, he kept getting outed by 20 year Olds on social media who'm the old Busted drunk tried to hook up with.

Why would anyone want him there? He's reputedly a gross perv and all-around creep.

This shit is so tacky but it is a J.ho and Boston old drunk affleck wedding after all.

Keep up. They are dancing and dining now. On crawdads and spicy gumbo and Ricky Martin's balls. Strawberry shortcake. Nobody misses Casey. This is a BEAUTIFUL wedding! Nobody wanted his black New Balance sneakers in the wedding photos. Fuck Casey. Why can't multimillionaires wear a higher thread count t-shirt? JLo insisted on no BLACK sneakers with the antebellum attire! Ben looks sharp - not as pigeon toed as usual. Thanks to JLo's skin care line - she is AGELESS. With no cosmetic surgery!! Ever. Not even fillers or Botox. She GLOWS.

Scabrous show-folk doing folk dances.

Will the Mexican Troll give it a rest? She's Puerto Rican. Come up with some decent Boricua insults.

Sorry, I don’t speak burrito.

Surprised she didn’t make Ben wear all white

Hey Jennifer: Despite the plantation wedding, Ralph Lauren dress, and dude bro husband, you aren’t white.

How’s Ben’s mother doing?

Ben's mother is passed out in the pavillion. She had too many mint juleps.

The original Mrs. Affleck has sent three photos of the kids to the other Jennifer, assured her they will be in church tomorrow™️, and is putting her phone away to charge, thank you very much.

[quote]Jennifer Garner is going to end up with some gorgeous Black man of 34 years. Wait and see. Maybe Trevante Rhodes

not if I bag him first r86.

Id wouldn't talk to my sibling for a year if they made me come to an outdoor August wedding, in the backwoods of Georgia. Im not about to sweat out my edges for that bullshit

Ben is not hot enough to warrant this attention. Neither is Jen, and she's been singing the same damn song for decades (and it was a cover, for gods sake). I'm ashamed to even be commenting on this banal thread.

Garner is supposedly still dating the robot burger flipper guy

"I'd like to make an announcement to all our guests, "Gigli" is running on repeat in the home theater for your enjoyment"

And with that announcement, the wedding of the centu... month ended just like that

Ben Affleck just seems like he has way too many issues with addiction and mental health to ever be a good husband to anyone. Why would JLo take that on? She's in fantastic shape, still beautiful, takes care of herself. Why marry an alcoholic and drug addict who smokes?

R154 seriously! Why on earth would they pick a place with 90 percent humidity in the summer? If they wanted to marry in Georgia so badly they should have waited until at least October.

@r158, Because she just had her 4th big wedding that everyone is talking about, that's why

@r160, I'm sure she could have found someone better if she took her time looking.

I can just hear all the blue haired ladies down there gossiping about this wedding.

"Oh my goodness gracious, can you believe that stained hussy wore a white wedding dress?".

^ Yep, that's what all us blue-haired ladies have been saying this whole thread

I would have enjoyed this marriage more if the Vegas wedding was the ONLY wedding and if Jen and Ben were mature, chic, and business like about it, as befits their star status, wealth, and age. Just the two of them could have been papped just a few times on a romantic getaway honeymoon at a chic Mediterranean resort. Not a yacht. And nobody in their circle goes to Paris in the dead of summer.

I hope they served lots of sweet tea on ice at that gathering. It's the nectar of the south. If you don't serve sweet tea you are trash. Just common trash who should be avoided at all costs.

What do you serve diabetic southern fat cows?

We don't invite them to our gatherings.

Oddly enough Casey Affleck and his now ex wife also married in Georgia so I suppose it's a family tradition.

Celebs are getting more and more sick of LA.

Four weddings and this bitch is still wearing white?

[quote]Why on earth would they pick a place with 90 percent humidity in the summer? If they wanted to marry in Georgia so badly they should have waited until at least October.

JLo had to lock it down now before Ben wakes up from his stupor.

You know, plenty of people are not big ol' pussies who scream like little girls at the thought of sweating because of the humidity. Not everybody is a pantywaist west coaster who cries like a baby if a bead of sweat runs down their face. There is no place on the east coast from Florida to Maine that isn't very humid in the summer. Hell, even Chicago can be like a sauna in August.

Casey probably told his brother what we’re all thinking: what’s the rush?

Or even, why bother making it official? She’s not good at marriage, and it’s a lot easier to move on if you don’t have a divorce battle when it inevitably ends.

R173 that would be too easy. They’d rather whore out this marriage to the paparazzi and every media outlet like it’s the great romance of the 21st century. Can’t stand these two.

@r170, "Four weddings and this bitch is still wearing white? "

JLo has a great plastic surgeon who restores her virginity before each wedding. Amazing work. He should engineer dam construction

JLo's reconstructed virginity...

Princess Margaret was papped back in the day visiting the South while wearing white shoes…in November! The local press, Junior League, etc. went absolutely WILD!! So much so that the palace had to issue a bullshitty, craven statement to the effect of “there are no such seasonal rules in England.” Pure lies!

A bitchy show biz agent friend says he heard they want another wedding ceremony after this for friends who couldn’t make the Georgia one. Possibly in PR. Who knew they had friends there.

This whole thing is embarrassing. No wonder the bro didn’t come. It was even too much for him.

Do you think he fucked her on the wedding night? Too tired? What do 2 narcissistic nitwits talk about as they parade down the stairs dressed in that ridiculous dress of never ending tule.

Love the DM. Mentioned that Jennifer is 53 numerous times in their coverage. Does Ben know her cooter will be all dried up in just a few short years? Patsy is laughing at that.

¡AYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAY!

Jlo is still a round the way girl.

She can’t help herself.

I agree with Casey. Ben's gotten more dick than he has but doesn't have the courage of your average 15 year-old. He's let Casey take a ton of abuse for doing the same things he's always done.

At the end of the wedding, Jennifer’s relatives were surprised to find they were being bussed to New York.

Jen Garner was spotted shopping at Sams Club instead of being at the wedding 😂

Her kids carried her veil, as his kids followed holding hands? This is so weird

Papal revelries

Hay-sus, is she wearing a WHITE gown?

Is this the THIRD marriage to Ben this summer? Las Vegas. Georgia, and ??

Why don't they just throw parties after the first and only legal marriage?

I envision Ben as a man who breeds like a bull.

I envision Ben as a man who cries after ejaculation.

I imagine he can't get it up and doesn't want Instahoes spreading that fact around, so here he is.

R189 he’s definitely not a sensitive type. He def smokes a cigarette after and possibly a drink

[quote] He def smokes a cigarette after and possibly a drink

He definitely smokes a drink.

They can do whatever they want. It's their money. But I must admit, most people who get married first in a non-religious setting have a second ceremony in a church so their union will be blessed by God. Yes I know, people who think like that are delusional. But that's what most people do.

Frankly, I have always felt that by law people getting married should be required to be legally married by a judge, JOP, or some other government official and that should be the only legal marriage. Then they can have a church wedding if they want one. But the church wedding should have no official legality whatsoever and ministers should not have any legal power to actually marry people, but only to bless their union.

We're supposed to have the separation of church and state. So why give a minister legal powers?

Ben and JLo were legally married in Vegas.

Not sure why the DM and TMZ are harping on the exes not attending the wedding. Why would they?! Makes no sense. Casey is an entirely different story though.

The kids are pretty amazing, they just roll with the punches.

[quote]I'm sure she could have found someone better if she took her time looking.

Who says she's such a great catch? Just because she looks more functional than Barstool Ben doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass narcissist.

[quote]Possibly in PR. Who knew they had friends there.

She's Puerto Rican. Why wouldn't she have family of friends there?

^ *family OR friends

Kimmel is there, of course. How come that doesn't get any coverage? And for years Leah Remini was Jen's best friend - where is Leah? Was she afraid her face would melt off?

@r196 Jennifer is a smart lady with a decent sense of humor. Her trashiness and bitchiness are offputting but I still think she could do better than Ben.

Speaking of Leah Remini, weren't they rumored to be secret lesbian lovers?

Isn’t this Lopez’s FOURTH marriage? Why would Casey waste money on airfare?

Didn't chris evans say he had a huge crush on jlow? He followed her on instagram right after her break up with arod but she paid him dust. Lol if jlow turns you down there must be something wrong with you.

^ He's too functional for her, judging by who she just married.

R201, now that would’ve been an upgrade. It would have also set SM on fire.

R202 Idk he's a huge coke head like Benny and a huge womanizer too.

Another gossip website stated Ben lost two million dollars in gambling debts last year.

r111 was one of the land whales taken in the ambulance due to heat stroke from being outdoors for hours in summer heat waiting for J.Lo to finally emerge? Or was it food poisoning perhaps?

Well then Ben better get his ass into a studio and bring home new money.

@r189, "I envision Ben as a man who cries after ejaculation. "

I envision Ben who after sex states, "That ought to hold ya"

Lopez is worth 10x the $$$ that Ben is.

Is Jennifer also a cokehead? I remember rumors from way back when.

Jennifer has at least anywhere between $600 & $700 million dollars. She's definitely loaded, her lifestyle shows it. Kim Kardashians lifestyle is modeled after the highly expensive one Jennifer lives.

[quote] That’s all fine but he won’t say why.

For reasons well known to them.

Don't make up shit, r210. Lopez is famously clean living. She doesn't even drink alcohol. Says it ruins your skin. During toasts, she toast with water or ginger ale. She's like Cher, her number one job is first and always - Jennifer Lopez.

She doesn't look that great by accident. Bitch works hard.

R212, are you also R30?

I just think it's crazy Ben still has that plantation house and he actually got married there. Didn't he freak out a while back on "who do you think you are."? Because he came up that his family were slave owners in the south? Why they fuck would he buy a house like this if he's concerned about people finding our about his slave owning ancestors in 1800s southern America? None of this shit makes any sense. And Jennifer Lopez who I'm a fan of, why would she want a plantation wedding? She's a Bronx girl from NYC and has no roots in the south. This whole thing is a hot ass mess.

All the best to them tho.

@r213 She definitely drinks alcohol. I've seen her drinking. She also smokes cigars.

[quote] If Casey married the bimbo, I'm sure Ben would have attended.

You're sure based on what evidence?

This might be eyebrow raising if this were Ben's first marriage, but it's his second one.

what if he just has a job tomorrow in la?

Someone said Ben’s been trying to unload the house for years. This might be a way to drum up buyers.

[quote]Idk he's a huge coke head like Benny and a huge womanizer too.

However, Evans has an ass and a personality, unlike Ben.

R183 - in the Sams Club picture, Jennifer Garner's right pant leg looks about 3 inches higher than the left one. That is on top of the fact that they look like pyjama pants.

R211 No she doesn't, j.low is a big narcissistic cunt, she'd have made everyone know how wealthy she is by now. 400 million seems on point.

[quote]That’s harsh.

Not really. My sister had a destination wedding and I didn’t attend either and we get along fine.

Not everyone wants to travel just to attend a wedding.

R220 LOL if evans said salma hayek wasn't the type of woman you take home to mom why would he think jlo is more classier? Unless he's just a trashy boston white man too, which seems the case.

Puerto Rrrrrrrrrrico isn’t sending their best!

Salma called j.ho a fake latina which is on point, latinos don't care very much for ms lopez.

Other articles said it was a parental obligations that kept him away. Very odd since you’d think his kids would attend with him.

^By parental obligations they probably meant his girlfriend...

That whore has GOT to be kidding with that fucking dress ! Who gave her style tips ? Spongebob Markle ?

r184 that is Jen's daughter and Ben's daughter, they are both non-binary. J-Lo's son is smaller.

Hispanics love those fishtail gowns. I think it’s some kind of flamenco thing.

💃

I honestly expect someone to find out he has webbed toes.

[quote]more classier

What are the odds they'd both have nonbinary daughters.

Casey posted some passive aggressive welcome to the Affleck 'dysfunctional' family on IG. It came off pretty mocking.

Casey is trolling them and that warms me.

You love to see it, R236.

When the minister asked Ben, "do you take this woman to be you lawfully wedded wife?" he spun a roulette wheel before answering.

Casey is behaving like a typical sibling of an addiction: Refusing to play along by pretending an apparent high-point/period of stability is going to last. Casey knows his brother better than anyone else…why should he waste money celebrating a marriage that isn’t going to last?

Is Ben Affleck Irish or WASP? I know he's from Boston, but what is he? Same for Matt Damon. What is he?

Speaking of addiction, how many pork chops did Matt Damon consume?

Ben Affleck has been really lucky in his film career. He seems to have a tone of money. Not just now, but even 20 years ago when he and Jennifer were first together. Is he a $20 million dollar a film Star?

Weddings are boring.

Casey doesn't do weddings.

Simple.

How does this wedding compare to Liza's shitshow in 2002?

Lizas 2002 wedding was much more interesting. You had everyone from Joy Behar Trump Diana Ross Elizabeth Taylor Michael Jackson and Janet leigh etc.

I like Jennifer. But this plantation wedding shit is weird for a Bronx latina from NYC. It's just so out of place for her. And why the fuck does Ben own a plantation in the first fucking place? He really is Boston white trash.

Is Affleck a Mary worshipper?

I just realized Matt had to bite his tongue while a bunch of men in pastel linens pranced around. I’m sure his publicist was his escort…just in case.

R241 - If you want the truth, I only came for the ribs.

W&W, r247.

R245, Jenny is a long way from the block. I don’t find this out of place at all for her. If you’re talking a Cardi B, then I’d agree.

R240 - Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt: He has English, Irish, Scottish, German, Swedish, Swiss, Northern Irish (Scots-Irish), Welsh and French ancestry.

Matt Damon: His father was of English and Scottish descent, and his mother is of Finnish and Swedish ancestry.

To answer your question, they are Boston white trash.

R245 You like her trashy, fake, narcissistic ass so you should know by now how desperate jho has always been to be accepted by white society. Have a bland white husband, a white passing child etc. She's pathetic.

Ben is Waspier than WASP, as is Damon on his father's side. Ben's family on both sides (Mom and Dad) are old-line, Brahmin-esque money and Social Register types. The poor Cambridge blue collar schtick is just that. His mother's parents lived in a Pre-War building with a doorman on the UES, where he and Casey spent plenty of time as kids.

The photo Casey chose in his troll Ig post is priceless. Of all the pics he could have chose: standing on the outside of the curb, like the "third wheel" younger brother. JLo looks like she would cut a bitch, po'd to the max. I love it, really. Good job Caleb.

R253 ummmmm

R238, I've got just the thing!

troll Ig post??

Another poster must have been an optimist. Whoever they are gave this marriage 2-3 years. I give it about a year, maybe less. Didn't take a year for her to kick Alex Rodriguez to the curb, huge rock on her finger and all. If I were a guest, after three days of this fame whore wedding crap, you could spit roast me in my caftan. Hell, I would volunteer.

Casey posted a very shady Ig post congratulating brother Ben and JLo on their nuptials, which he pointedly missed. It's still up. Perhaps not so much "troll" post as a subtle sarcastic one.

It’s sad Casey didn’t attend his brother’s wedding, but at least none of the bridesmaids got sexually assaulted.

He said he was with his kids? Lies! He was out getting ice cream with his girlfriend

Leah says she didn’t go because she was with her kid before going back to college

Don’t worry…Leah missed this wedding, but she’ll try to make it to the next one. She’s confident it was as nice as the first three.

I, also will not be attending the wedding. Why give an expensive gift when the bookies give it a few months, and how thoughtful, the bookies included his time in Rehab.

Maybe he can’t legally leave the state? Anyway, even if he has a problem with the wedding he could’ve sucked it up and went.

Gone, baby, gone.

Casey knows there will be at least another three weddings for Ben when this one fails.

He's just being choosy on which one he'll attend.

I wonder if she will cut Leah off? She has got to be pissed her best friend didn't come

J.low is pretty hated in Hollywood, if she was so loved like the media claims it would have been packed with a-listers. Instead just lame bloggers and Matt Damon (zzz) and his boring wife.

Matt Damon is a blogger, y’all!

4th tier mothafuckas

[quote] Matt Damon is a blogger, y’all! 4th tier mothafuckas

Explain please. Matt isn’t even on social media.

I hate Matt, his fat ass and his bunny teethe'd wife.

Why his fat ass, r271?

Both Ben and JLo are not very well liked. These are not warm personalities. But Jennifer at least has a personality.

Among other problems, this wedding was planned in a short period of time. JLo locked Ben in for Vegas and the Paris trip. But her life is scheduled down to the minute. She's a busy bitch and real business woman and a mildly talented triple threat.

Ben is either watching porn or reading scripts. Going to meetings and trying not to yell at his kids. He looks dirty and saggy most of the time. There's nothing hot about him. A schlub.

There was nowhere near enough save the date time to fill their wedding with A Listers. Or B listers, which are more who Jen and Ben's friends really are. They were already married. Should have planned beautiful hotel wedding in Los Angeles, for October. But Jen loves the heat and she has other commitments in the fall. She wanted to wear white with that shear veil. She should have rocked a red wedding dress in October. Put Ben in cool decent suit and some SPANX.

R272 Cause it's shitty

@R260 - Ben understands the power of young poontang and forgives him.

[quote] But Jen loves the heat

Because she's a fiery Latina!

Matt has been in better movies than Ben.

Jennifer Lopez is no Heidi Montag. Heidi is an all natural beauty, who is still young and fertile.

Lopez has a great butt and a lovely diamond shaped face. Pretty toned calves. Great skin. But there are some trouble spots.

[quote]What are the odds they'd both have nonbinary daughters.

Pretty good, considering that they're a celebrity status symbol these days.

"Mommy's therapist said this solves two of mommy's problems, honey."

I'm fifty fucking years old. What in the fuck am I doing?

Did Jennifer’s only friend Leah Remini show up to the wedding?

Read the thread for the answer, R282. Or Page Six.

Jennifer has worn out her welcome for the moment. The comments under the endless wedding and second, second honeymoon pictures are getting unkind. Here she is in one of her three gowns for her wedding day/reception. Couture, 700 hours of work with thousands of pearls on strands.

*Yawn* You're still 53 and short Jennifer. And this is your 4th marriage and 3rd dress of the day.

Let's get quiet for a few weeks, shall we?

R283 In the time it took you to write all that, you could have saved yourself time with a simple “yes” or “no.”

[quote]I wonder if she will cut Leah off? She has got to be pissed her best friend didn't come

Maybe Leah has grown tired of the theatrics as well.

Sorry. Yes or no.

Jennifer and Leah in 1984. Still besties today.

R287 Besties but didn’t go to her wedding?🧐

Is she launching a wedding line?!? Did she offer Ben a percentage?

Unscrupulous vixen.

I approve.

I wasn’t so interested in the wedding dresses, but the mermaid one was incredible.

Not only a plantation style home, it was built new in the "style" of. Yuck. And it's ugly and looks like slaves still live there. Jen wanted a chapel built back in 2003 - when Afflect first purchased it. No time to lock that in before he changed his mind again. Pictures of Ben falling asleep on their second honeymoon in Italy are hilarious. DAD is tired Jen. He's tired of complimenting you.

This kind of tacky display of wealth was celebrity norm a few years ago - (kanye and kim) but nobody cares about the $200,000 worth of pearls sewn onto Jen's ugliest dress or her Two Million Dollar earrings. There's going to be a backlash.

I used to like Lopez. The girl has spunk. But she's wearing people out with this blushing bride "love story." Leah Remini and Ben's brother wouldn't be caught dead in a recreation of a slave owner's house.

The pearls dress is unoriginal and a bit sinister. The keyhole dress with strass - is at best a Bob Mackie knockoff but at worst, a hip hop hooker dress. She needed 3 gowns because?

She need ONE wedding dress and ONE party dress and NO gowns.

There’s nothing wrong with the style of house, you loon. You sound like an uneducated frau.

I say this to help you.

I love the house myself. Im at the age though where I couldnt conceive of dealing with that much room.

I'm a Black man of 39 years old, R293. You're some ancient white RACIST FAG!!! Famous on DL.

You're education ended before I was born.

I say this to help you.

[quote] KING

Affleck.

[quote]You're education ended before I was born.

You'res apparently never began.

OP - It would be impractical. Too many of the bridesmaids have restraining orders against Casey.

[quote] You're education

Oh dear ...

KUNT @ R295 needs to go back to school. Preferably to pre-school first.

Oh, Canada

Our proud and native land

True patriot hearts

In all thy sons command!

Anything is better than being an Afflect. Moobie old man.

Here Jen and Ben pose with one of Ben's granddaughters. Got to give props to Lopez - as much as she craves glam and jewels, she's one female celeb that looks just as good in flats and no makeup. Maybe better.

Ben has a granddaughter?

I thought Ben was half Jewish.

Ben's middle name Géza honors a Holocaust survivor who was a friend of the Afflecks. Géza died around the time Ben was born.

Ben is all goy, however.

He’s attractive every few years but overall a pig.