Why do people ever sleep in a bathtub?

So we can harvest their organs without a lot of extra work.

You sound limited.

Never have I ever.

Why is Matt-facto shitposting so much on dl lately?

A face that looks like she slept in a bathtub — on her stomach:

People sleep in tubs?

Perhaps when a tornado is on the horizon and you live in a trailer...

But then again, if there's a tornado coming, I don't think I'd be getting much sleep.

Sometimes you just can’t.

In old-timey TV shows and movies, for some reason, people "slept" in bathtubs. E.g., a man who wasn't supposed to be in bed with a lady did the gentlemanly thing of sleeping in the bathtub. Not sure why they didn't just use couches / sofas.

you place your frau friend there once every ten years starting at 30. . . to keep them from puking and shitting on your furniture or the neighbors calling about the crazy homeless lady camping on your lawn.

When you’re forced to share a hotel room with your elderly parents whose snoring sounds like two locomotives.

pre-air conditioning I would occasionally grab my pillow and sleep in the claw foot tub at ine of my foster homes because the iron wasso cool.

So I could service Jean-Luc without a mess.

I had not heard of this, except in the context of awful urban neighborhoods where stray bullets are a thing.

If you live in a ghetto during a gang war, then the battub is the only bullet-resistant thing in the house and you sleep in it and pile the kiddies on top of you.

Bathtubs are bullet-resistant?

I did not know that.