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Why is jimmy garoppolo still single?

Gorgeous, 6'2, with a thick Italian sausage in his pants and yet he appears to have terrible luck finding a mate. What is the reason this impossibility Gorgeous stallion not married with kids by now?

by Anonymousreply 192February 12, 2024 7:17 PM

Mama's boy with a squeaky clean asshole

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2022 1:40 AM

Just how clean R1?

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2022 1:43 AM

Somethings up with him...look at that pornstar looking tart he was dating. No respectable mamas boy would take that home to mama. He also looks like he didnt know what to do with something with that many miles on it. I suspect hes a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2022 1:51 AM

He is gay and deeply closeted.

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2022 1:58 AM

He is 100% straight

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2022 2:01 AM

He is so damn hot

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2022 2:01 AM

r5 straight to the glory hole.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2022 2:02 AM

☝🏼 This is why straight men are wary of us

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2022 2:04 AM

So hot but definitely not gay, unfortunately. Hot fantasy, though

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2022 2:04 AM

Gay for play

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2022 2:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2022 2:07 AM

OP, you are the kind of oppressive, small minded wrap that people say create social pressure for people to fit into stupid molds that do not suit them. You are the enemy of free thinking and progress. Mind your business

by Anonymousreply 12August 19, 2022 2:07 AM

How do you know he's single? His boyfriends have been plowing him for years already.

by Anonymousreply 13August 19, 2022 2:20 AM

Handsome, wish he played for our team!

by Anonymousreply 14August 19, 2022 2:22 AM

He identifies as nonbinary.

by Anonymousreply 15August 19, 2022 2:35 AM

I've had him, too.

by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2022 2:41 AM

He just hasn't found the right girl yet.

by Anonymousreply 17August 19, 2022 2:44 AM

Well, he is unemployed and that's not good husband material in the straight world.

by Anonymousreply 18August 19, 2022 2:52 AM

Why would a rich 30 year old stud need to be getting married? I realize we just are looking for any clue he is bi but I hate that attitude on DL. We should celebrate more hot straight guys staying single and not settling down.

by Anonymousreply 19August 19, 2022 2:52 AM

R3, should the Kardashian/Jenner sisters’ exes teach him a few things about mileage?

by Anonymousreply 20August 19, 2022 2:53 AM

It’s sick and demented. Making up lies on people is always wrong

by Anonymousreply 21August 19, 2022 2:54 AM

[quote] he is unemployed


by Anonymousreply 22August 19, 2022 2:54 AM

He goes away on long solo trips without telling any of his coaches or teammates where he is. Just leaves his house empty and stops responding to messages and when he comes back a few weeks later he doesn't say where he was.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 19, 2022 2:57 AM

Verificatia of the salsiccia grande?

by Anonymousreply 24August 19, 2022 2:57 AM

r24 There are many many many pictures showing it in exact detail. It's big but not huge.

by Anonymousreply 25August 19, 2022 2:59 AM

R22, he's as good as unemployed. The 49ers don't want him and he doesn't seem to be in demand by any other team.

by Anonymousreply 26August 19, 2022 3:00 AM

WOAH! R23 I wonder what that's all about?

by Anonymousreply 27August 19, 2022 3:01 AM

Lmao! R15

by Anonymousreply 28August 19, 2022 3:05 AM

cause he's a player who likes having sex with many slutty girls?

by Anonymousreply 29August 19, 2022 3:08 AM

r27 Probably just down in LA or NY banging sluts. Why would he want to be stuck in San Francisco all offseason?

by Anonymousreply 30August 19, 2022 3:24 AM

Didn't the 49ers do very well last season? I don't understand the NFL if he's as good as unemployed. I suppose, if I understood the NFL, I wouldn't be on Datalounge lol.

by Anonymousreply 31August 19, 2022 3:44 AM

R31 Jimmy also led the 49ers to the superbowl twice I believe. I don't understand it either and his reputation has been spotless from what I can tell. No major scandals. And why wouldn't another team want him is another question.

by Anonymousreply 32August 19, 2022 3:50 AM

He can sit on my face anytime!

by Anonymousreply 33August 19, 2022 3:52 AM

R32 He only led them to the Super Bowl once.

by Anonymousreply 34August 19, 2022 3:54 AM

^^My bad he went to the superbowl once with San Francisco

by Anonymousreply 35August 19, 2022 3:54 AM

I just made the correction R34

by Anonymousreply 36August 19, 2022 3:55 AM

The 49ers decided to go in another direction because they came to the conclusion that he just wasn't good enough to win a Superbowl.

by Anonymousreply 37August 19, 2022 5:34 AM

Probably slipping it to Peter Thiel offshore or something

by Anonymousreply 38August 19, 2022 6:01 AM

r38 I think Jimmy could land a hotter guy than Peter Thiel. And he makes $45 million a year so he doesn't need to whore himself.

by Anonymousreply 39August 19, 2022 6:03 AM

A billionaire is a billionaire

by Anonymousreply 40August 19, 2022 6:04 AM

The Patriots were grooming Jimmy to be Tom Brady's successor, but the owner traded him, much to the dismay of the coach.

by Anonymousreply 41August 19, 2022 6:18 AM

Which part of the OP is a lie R21? Is jimmy not 6'2 or does he not have a thick Italian sausage?

by Anonymousreply 42August 19, 2022 6:27 AM

Take it from me this young fella is a 110% heterosexual!

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by Anonymousreply 43August 19, 2022 8:40 AM

I would eat his ass 🍑 out 👺and then I would let him fuck 🍆my ass 🍑so hard until I couldn’t walk anymore!🥵🧑🏻‍🦼 And I would swallow every drop of his cum after gargling with it.

by Anonymousreply 44August 19, 2022 8:47 AM

I need to see this sausage. I searched - but nothing.

by Anonymousreply 45August 19, 2022 9:24 AM

He's gay, Rose @OP.

by Anonymousreply 46August 19, 2022 10:01 AM

Hot, but straight. We wish he was gay!

by Anonymousreply 47August 19, 2022 10:07 AM

Every straight man who isn't married is obviously gay.

Just like every single gay man who isn't married is 100% secretly straight.

by Anonymousreply 48August 19, 2022 10:08 AM

[quote]I need to see this sausage. I searched - but nothing

here's some VPL

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by Anonymousreply 49August 19, 2022 10:10 AM

If you're dumb enough to believe that then be my guest R48 but nobody said that but you

by Anonymousreply 50August 19, 2022 10:11 AM

R50 Please learn to read and think critically

by Anonymousreply 51August 19, 2022 10:16 AM

R49 That looks like the perfect sucking size.

by Anonymousreply 52August 19, 2022 10:16 AM

"Why buy the milk when you can have the whole cow?" or is it "Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free"

by Anonymousreply 53August 19, 2022 10:20 AM

R53 I want his milk

by Anonymousreply 54August 19, 2022 10:21 AM

Is the last woman he was seen with the porn MILF?

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by Anonymousreply 55August 19, 2022 10:24 AM

[quote] Making up lies on people is always wrong

That's a major pastime for 50% of Dataloungers, R21.

by Anonymousreply 56August 19, 2022 10:29 AM

[quote]He is 100% straight

This is a concept that does not exist on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 57August 19, 2022 12:06 PM

Whaddabout Jimmy's ex, Julian Edelman? Those two were fuckin'.

by Anonymousreply 58August 19, 2022 2:37 PM

Is his Italian sausage hot or sweet?

by Anonymousreply 59August 19, 2022 2:40 PM

always packs it left.

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by Anonymousreply 60August 19, 2022 2:47 PM

i've been suspicious of him since tmz posted a video of him with a woman at a bar in San Jose... there are no fucking paps here

also maybe 30 is not quite old enough but if he gets older and still doesn't get married that's definitely a sign, idk why people on here seem to think it doesn't mean anything

by Anonymousreply 61August 19, 2022 3:11 PM

y'all are weird. Straight guys are not automatically wired to want marriage and kids. Especially not super wealthy athletes

by Anonymousreply 62August 19, 2022 3:19 PM

True, R62. But Italian mamas seem to be inclined to want that from their sons (unless the son becomes a priest) and Italian sons seem to be inclined to do as they're told by their mamas.

by Anonymousreply 63August 19, 2022 6:48 PM

He's dating in Europe, didn't you know.

by Anonymousreply 64August 19, 2022 6:50 PM

He's pansexual and really into infantalism.

by Anonymousreply 65August 19, 2022 6:53 PM

R61, ever hear of camera phones? I’m sure the video was was taken by some random person in the place. You do know that Derek Jeter got married over 40? The world is at these guys feet, why would they get married?

by Anonymousreply 66August 19, 2022 7:01 PM

OP is the type of person we hope society evolves from being

by Anonymousreply 67August 19, 2022 7:08 PM

It's not necessarily about being married R62 it's the fact that he really hasn't been linked to alot if women period. When Colin kaepernick was the 49rs QB he constantly had women in rotation but with jimmy.... crickets. That " date" with the porno star was suspect and I saw no real chemistry between just dinner with a friend vibes. Honestly ad gorgeous as he is can you picture jimmy having sex with anyone? female or male? Sometimes he appears sexless, asexual even.

R66 Derek Jeter was linked to a ton of women before settling down again it doesn't appear that jimmy even dates and a guy THAT GOOD LOOKING? ....a mystery

by Anonymousreply 68August 19, 2022 7:51 PM

He's just waiting for the right girl.

by Anonymousreply 69August 19, 2022 8:21 PM

Def gay

by Anonymousreply 70August 19, 2022 8:28 PM

R68, Jeter dated celebrities. JG seems to keep his activities/women under the radar.

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by Anonymousreply 71August 19, 2022 8:31 PM

A bit too pretty, IMO

by Anonymousreply 72August 19, 2022 8:35 PM

R72 Fascinating

by Anonymousreply 73August 19, 2022 8:41 PM

Maybe he is just smart?

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by Anonymousreply 74August 19, 2022 8:41 PM

[quote]We should celebrate more hot straight guys staying single and not settling down.

I don't know why we need to "celebrate" it but the idea that all heterosexual males marry early (or at all) is one of DL's many collective opinions grounded in 1970s-era paradigms.

by Anonymousreply 75August 19, 2022 8:42 PM

Something about him reads special. I doubt you could engage him in a discussion of the latest books he’s read… or propped up a wobbly table with.

by Anonymousreply 76August 19, 2022 8:42 PM

R63 is it similar to this situation?

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by Anonymousreply 77August 19, 2022 8:43 PM

His mother is polish, not Italian.

by Anonymousreply 78August 19, 2022 8:44 PM

I like this game of Fantasy Football

by Anonymousreply 79August 19, 2022 8:45 PM

Although he's rich and very goodlooking, the epitome of a Chad, he probably has internalized many incel ideas, including being concerned that all women are out to screw him - and not in the good way.

He's probably concerned that women only date him for his fame and money - since the majority of women he meets are probably football groupies.

A woman of real substance who is hot enough would probably find him to be a bore as she would have many men chasing her. So, he's stuck with hot, bimbo golddiggers or fugly chicks with depth.

by Anonymousreply 80August 19, 2022 8:59 PM

R80 or a sex bot for his penis

by Anonymousreply 81August 19, 2022 9:08 PM

He does have a nice face and body...

But he's not very girthy, if you know what I mean...

by Anonymousreply 82August 19, 2022 10:11 PM

R82 not like Girth Brooks?

by Anonymousreply 83August 19, 2022 10:15 PM

R63 Except his mom isn’t Italian - she’s Polish. Only the dad is Italian.

by Anonymousreply 84August 19, 2022 10:52 PM

Has anyone stopped to think that maybe he has social anxiety disorder? If you watch his postgame interviews (who am I kidding - qweens on DL don’t watch football), he always looks very nervous and can’t quit touching his face or pulling at his shirt (those are body language signs of being nervous). I think he hates fame and hates being in the public eye and only does the bare minimum because the attention creeps him out.

by Anonymousreply 85August 19, 2022 11:04 PM

Even if he was gay, he wouldn’t fuck any of you ugly qweens.

by Anonymousreply 86August 19, 2022 11:11 PM

Jimmy Garoppolo is a Beautiful Stunning specimen of male anatomy, he'd young and fabulously wealthy with infinite options in life,, and so much time ahead of him. Let Jimmy be Jimmy, he knows what he's doing, he needs to fuck his brains out before he decides to eventually settle down, he's only 30, allow him some measure of privacy while he sows his wild oats, he'll make Beautiful babies someday, but right now he needs to just enjoy himself and see what's out there. Also, R49 Pic is adorable, I bet he has the cutest penis. :-)

by Anonymousreply 87August 19, 2022 11:23 PM

R84, are you also R78?

by Anonymousreply 88August 19, 2022 11:32 PM

Sex crazed psycho with a granny complex.

by Anonymousreply 89August 19, 2022 11:47 PM

If it's true that his mother is Polish rather than Italian, then I take back what I said at R63. I have no experience with the sons of Polish mamas, though I'd love to learn from Jimmy Garoppolo!

by Anonymousreply 90August 20, 2022 12:03 AM

Because all he needs to do is snap his fingers to get laid.

by Anonymousreply 91August 20, 2022 12:30 AM

I'm Italian and have always think the hunk thing about him and his looks is overrated and that everyone just parrots saying the same thing that other people say about him and his dorky-/goofy-features self.

by Anonymousreply 92August 20, 2022 1:31 AM

I still haven't seen real proof of his dick. Just vpl.

by Anonymousreply 93August 20, 2022 1:34 AM

Its all rather complicated. A simple explanation is that he's a fruit.

by Anonymousreply 94August 20, 2022 1:45 AM

[quote]I'm Italian and have always think the hunk thing about him and his looks is overrated and that everyone just parrots saying the same thing that other people say about him and his dorky-/goofy-features self.

I agree. His “looks” are definitely overrated. Someone put it perfectly when someone on here once said he looks reptilian - it’s so true! He almost looks creepy because of it. Also weird how he has no lips. And he looks old for 30.

by Anonymousreply 95August 20, 2022 6:36 AM

[quote]Something about him reads special. I doubt you could engage him in a discussion of the latest books he’s read… or propped up a wobbly table with.

LOL! He doesn’t seem particularly bright in interviews - always keeps his answers short and seems to struggle when thinking off the top of his head. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is slightly “special.”

by Anonymousreply 96August 20, 2022 6:41 AM

What possible difference could it make to any of your lives if he is gay, straight or anything in between? Why do you care, unless you have a reasonable chance of meeting, knowing and dating him?

by Anonymousreply 97August 20, 2022 6:47 AM

r95 You're insane. He is stunning looking!

by Anonymousreply 98August 20, 2022 6:51 AM

To all the queens here who are convinced he is closeted, how many of you can honestly say you could last even 30 seconds in the 49ers shower room without going full mast?

by Anonymousreply 99August 20, 2022 6:54 AM

Is full mast an American football term?

by Anonymousreply 100August 20, 2022 6:59 AM

Take the G and replace it with a T and you're right on the money R89

by Anonymousreply 101August 20, 2022 7:12 AM

Shut up dumb slut R12. You're the enemy of having a good sense of humor and light banter. Fuck off! 🖕

by Anonymousreply 102August 20, 2022 7:53 AM

R101 I remember that rumor going around on Twitter last year.

by Anonymousreply 103August 20, 2022 7:54 AM

If he is gay, I feel sorry for him because two of his brothers are big MAGA’ts that have posted pro-Trump shit on IG on multiple occasions. I imagine it would be hard to come out in that family. Then again, he’s probably a Deplorable himself so oh well.

by Anonymousreply 104August 20, 2022 8:01 AM

Does he have chest hair?

by Anonymousreply 105August 21, 2022 9:48 AM

R105, Minimal.

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by Anonymousreply 106August 21, 2022 10:26 AM

R106 It looks trimmed like what Chris Evans and Jake Gyllenhaal do to their chest hair... ...

by Anonymousreply 107August 21, 2022 10:51 AM

That's a soft focus, Helen Keller. Tommy has a sexy pelt, trimmed.

by Anonymousreply 108August 21, 2022 10:56 AM

He looks like he could be the straight brother of that TV writer/Twitter political scientist/OnlyFans slut Tyler Dinucci

by Anonymousreply 109August 21, 2022 10:58 AM

[quote] I wonder what that's all about?

He goes to various Catholic retreat houses.

by Anonymousreply 110August 21, 2022 11:10 AM

R108, Tommy who?

by Anonymousreply 111August 21, 2022 6:18 PM

DL fave Jimmy G is back tonight on Sunday Night Football.

by Anonymousreply 112September 25, 2022 11:44 PM

[quote] DL fave Jimmy G is back tonight on Sunday Night Football.

Is he on the sidelines or is he quarterbacking?

by Anonymousreply 113September 25, 2022 11:45 PM

I think he's playing because the other guy is hurt.

by Anonymousreply 114September 25, 2022 11:46 PM

some pornstar is going to get fucked hard tonight

by Anonymousreply 115September 26, 2022 2:33 AM

[quote] some pornstar is going to get fucked hard tonight

His team won I take it?

by Anonymousreply 116September 26, 2022 2:35 AM

They are still playing. And he looks hot AF. Almost had to have a fap session at halftime.

by Anonymousreply 117September 26, 2022 2:37 AM

R116 no, it's going to be a rough fuck. yhey are leading but it has been a brutal frustrating game

by Anonymousreply 118September 26, 2022 2:41 AM

maybe he can swing by the folsom parties after the game.

by Anonymousreply 119September 26, 2022 2:42 AM

I would so let him Beast Fuck me

by Anonymousreply 120September 26, 2022 2:43 AM

It’s a boring game so far. He is hot though.

by Anonymousreply 121September 26, 2022 2:43 AM

Hell yeah

by Anonymousreply 122September 26, 2022 2:43 AM

What's "Beast Fuck", precious? What's "Beast Fuck"?

by Anonymousreply 123September 26, 2022 2:43 AM

Every attractive man is gay. My proof is that I wish it to be so.

by Anonymousreply 124September 26, 2022 2:44 AM

R123 what jimmy will be doing to me later.

by Anonymousreply 125September 26, 2022 2:45 AM

If Jimmy was in Ancient Rome, emperor Hadrian would have snatched his ass from his fat mama at age 12 and banging it soon after. Jimmy would be Hadrian’s little bitch and we would be seeing statues of him all over the City.

by Anonymousreply 126September 26, 2022 2:45 AM

I wanna watch him and his teammate Bosa take turns power fucking a hot twink

by Anonymousreply 127September 26, 2022 2:47 AM

R127 ewww bosa is a rightwing turd .

by Anonymousreply 128September 26, 2022 2:48 AM

R126 = Marguerite Yourcenar

by Anonymousreply 129September 26, 2022 2:48 AM

R127 I know he's a MAGA but his body is smoking hot.

by Anonymousreply 130September 26, 2022 3:34 AM

They say that only white guys make good quarterbacks.

by Anonymousreply 131September 26, 2022 3:46 AM

Jimmy's 49ers lost: 11 - 10

by Anonymousreply 132September 26, 2022 3:59 AM

I feel bad for whatever slut he's banging. He's gonna be in too much of a sour mood to lay pipe tonight.

by Anonymousreply 133September 26, 2022 4:01 AM

I feel bad for the slut he banged last night. Superstitious Jimmy won’t be hitting that again.

by Anonymousreply 134September 26, 2022 4:13 AM

R128 Yeah, most of them are. It's football--not chess.

by Anonymousreply 135September 26, 2022 10:07 AM

R135 Yeah nope, 60 percent of the nfl isn’t white and rightwing.

by Anonymousreply 136September 26, 2022 10:17 AM

Must you people inject politics into absolutely any and everything, even a thread about a hot, possibly closeted football player?

Jeez, give it a fucking REST sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 137September 26, 2022 11:19 AM

R129 Yourcenar's style was a bit more marmoreal than 126's.

by Anonymousreply 138September 27, 2022 2:22 AM

Won tonight. Probably having sex tonight

by Anonymousreply 139October 4, 2022 5:08 AM

He has sex every night.

by Anonymousreply 140October 4, 2022 5:12 AM

He has a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 141October 4, 2022 5:19 AM

It would be so hot if he was at least bi.

by Anonymousreply 142October 4, 2022 5:54 AM

His girlfriend lives in Canada.

Do you know where Canada is? It's far from San Francisco. It's very difficult to get there. That's why you never see her.

by Anonymousreply 143October 4, 2022 6:29 AM

The same reason many 30 year old sext gay sluts are single. The get all the ass they want and have no intention of slowing down. Straight men have a lot in common with us. We just like to jackhammer different holes.

by Anonymousreply 144October 4, 2022 6:32 AM

[quote]His girlfriend lives in Canada.


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by Anonymousreply 145October 4, 2022 6:43 AM

He's so pretty. Does the DL get him for another week?

by Anonymousreply 146October 9, 2022 8:26 AM

DL who is the sports ball payer on TV right now from Cincinnati.. He's kinda cute. What do we know? And slutty tendencies?

by Anonymousreply 147October 10, 2022 12:55 AM

We've still never seen his dick, though.

by Anonymousreply 148October 10, 2022 12:58 AM

R148 Maybe you have not.

by Anonymousreply 149October 10, 2022 2:08 AM

Why is this guy still single? That's just weird AF with his lewks and at his age. Heck, he should probably even be married by now! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 😏

by Anonymousreply 150March 13, 2023 2:36 PM

R150 Be careful with the Datalounge FCC (Fraus Communications Commission) who go berserk if someone speculates on Himmy G sexualtiy.

by Anonymousreply 151March 13, 2023 7:13 PM

r151 He must be gay and closeted, and you know it, too!

by Anonymousreply 152March 13, 2023 10:31 PM

Jimmy will now play for the Raiders.

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by Anonymousreply 153March 14, 2023 7:41 PM

He is sizzling hot!

by Anonymousreply 154March 18, 2023 2:10 AM

r154 And whom is he dating?

by Anonymousreply 155March 18, 2023 2:12 AM

The banshee of 90s standup comedy? She spent too much time on Air America, grumbling about Dick Cheney and nobody wanting to fuck her. I think Ben Stiller killed her career on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 156March 18, 2023 2:14 AM

r156 I think you got the wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 157March 18, 2023 2:15 AM

R157 Not at all.

I tried making a joke about confusing this dude’s name with that of a polarizing 90s comedian and actress. But you sluts are too aroused by this beefcake to have brain cells left for a pun.

by Anonymousreply 158March 18, 2023 4:13 PM

R158 Or maybe we weren't born in the Stone Age 😒

by Anonymousreply 159March 18, 2023 4:15 PM

Still single in his 30s mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 160April 20, 2023 2:52 PM

I wonder if he’s wary of the greedy, gold digging football groupies that are always on the lookout for a hot, wealthy football player.

by Anonymousreply 161April 20, 2023 3:30 PM

Wasn't 't he fucking an ugly female pornstar? She was rough looking.

by Anonymousreply 162April 20, 2023 3:34 PM

Ugly women are supposed to be the hottest sex from what I’ve heard.

by Anonymousreply 163April 20, 2023 3:35 PM

r161 No such thing

by Anonymousreply 164April 20, 2023 3:35 PM

Why do people always want to push other people into marriage.

Had brunch with a woman friend and a couple other people last Sunday. After brunch she and I went to coffee and I asked about a former co worker of hers. She replied that he and his boyfriend are doing good and then said she said she scolded her friend for not marrying his boyfriend yet. My response was "Why does he have to get married?" They might be perfectly happy as they are.

Have you all been brainwashed to think like the straights?

by Anonymousreply 165April 20, 2023 3:38 PM

r165 Because getting married and breeding is the only one a guy could prove he's straight (especially if he's in his 30s) Otherwise, it's just his word and that doesn't amount to much

by Anonymousreply 166April 20, 2023 3:40 PM

r165 Oh, shut up, you frau! Everyone knows if you're still unmarried and childless in your mid 30s, you can't be straight. That's the rule (or at the very least a dead giveaway)! Are we supposed to believe all them athletes are hets just because they say so or won't explicitly say the opposite?

by Anonymousreply 167April 20, 2023 3:41 PM

He's sooooo Pretty!!!

by Anonymousreply 168April 20, 2023 4:17 PM

He's saving himself for moi.

by Anonymousreply 169April 20, 2023 4:56 PM

Jimmy, call me.

by Anonymousreply 170April 20, 2023 5:07 PM

He has a lovely furry chest.

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by Anonymousreply 171February 12, 2024 3:09 AM

He’s family. Trust.

by Anonymousreply 172February 12, 2024 3:12 AM

He has to be a sex freak. The fact that he openly dates run-through porn stars could suggest that what he keeps private would actually be shocking to middle America.

by Anonymousreply 173February 12, 2024 3:12 AM

He's washed up and sat on the bench this season.

Time to retire.

by Anonymousreply 174February 12, 2024 4:05 AM

R173 If that turns out to be true, he can kiss his NFL carreer goodbye. Both media and/or general public won't see as an example that an NFL star dates porn-whores. The first time he attempted that, he got severely scolded by the 49ers from staff.

by Anonymousreply 175February 12, 2024 4:10 AM

Don't worry, Jimmy -I'll take you in and take care of you.

by Anonymousreply 176February 12, 2024 5:16 AM

does anyone know where one can buy one of his worn, sweaty jocks? asking for a friend 🙄

by Anonymousreply 177February 12, 2024 8:59 AM

[quote] He’s family. Trust.

Well let's all have a family reunion in Jimmy's bedroom. I get the top bunk.

by Anonymousreply 178February 12, 2024 12:31 PM

[quote]maybe 30 is not quite old enough but if he gets older and still doesn't get married that's definitely a sign, idk why people on here seem to think it doesn't mean anything

What bullshit is this?

Average age for first marriage of U.S. men: 30.2

Of 42 European countries listed, only in 6 is the average less than 30 years (Russia has the youngest age at 28.1; Sweden 36.3 Norway 36.6, and Ireland 36.7 are oldest.)

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by Anonymousreply 179February 12, 2024 2:26 PM

Once again the simple is probably the correct answer, at thirty he should be out and about with women all the time, especially looking like he does. I think we know what's going on.

by Anonymousreply 180February 12, 2024 4:44 PM

because he likes fucking tons of chicks. what a mystery.

by Anonymousreply 181February 12, 2024 5:00 PM

Only on the DL can someone who fucks female porn stars considered to be a homo.

by Anonymousreply 182February 12, 2024 5:46 PM

Is he fucking the porn slut? You just assume that, it's all a stunt to hide his gayness.

by Anonymousreply 183February 12, 2024 6:18 PM

^R182 what proof is there that he's fucking those women? Other than that one very public date with a well-known porn star what other women is he linked?Where are the former girlfriends? R180 is correct when you look like Jimmy Garoppolo and have his bank account but you're not actively pursuing women the simplest answer is probably the correct answer. G_Y

by Anonymousreply 184February 12, 2024 6:19 PM

With Jimmy, R`84, I'd like to buy a bowel... ;)

by Anonymousreply 185February 12, 2024 6:22 PM

R184 sounds like my ancient mother telling my sisters that the worst fate that could befall them is they become old maids.

When you have these guys looks and money, you don't need to get married. The world is your oyster. The pussy will literally smack you upside your head trying to get in your pants. And what's with the rush to get married? Just so some bitch can divorce you in 10 years and take half of your money and other stuff?

Another one who seems like he has a good head on his shoulders like Garoppolo is Gronk.

by Anonymousreply 186February 12, 2024 6:30 PM

It's not the lack of marriage that is suspicious -it's the lack of dating. He's a pussy hound? Fine. He's also a celebrity. So we should see him out and about with women on his arm. We should hear tales from exes with paternity and/or STI claims against him. Not a dog? Oaky, then where is the steady girl who shows up to events with him? Hell, if he came out as asexual I'd find that easier to believe than his supposed straightness...

by Anonymousreply 187February 12, 2024 6:54 PM

R187 Also the fact that he has spent much of his already-fading carreer giving an image of shy, laid back, boy-next door, momma's boy, most-eligible bachelor, etc. that will not make any sense if he's apparently "dating" porn sluts. So there has to be something going on.

by Anonymousreply 188February 12, 2024 6:59 PM

You guys need to pick a lane. You get mad at Travis' for being so public and you get mad at the Jimmy's for not flaunting their public lives. What in the hell do you want? Leave Jimmy alone.

by Anonymousreply 189February 12, 2024 7:01 PM

R189 Fuck off Swiftie! Nobody is talking about Travis. Go back to your fanclub loser.

by Anonymousreply 190February 12, 2024 7:03 PM

Jimmy is the hottest piece of ass around. He can try knocking me up repeatedly all he wants!

by Anonymousreply 191February 12, 2024 7:11 PM

[quote] Fuck off Swiftie! Nobody is talking about Travis. Go back to your fanclub loser.


I've never been called a Swiftie before. Thanks for making my day.


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