Why is jimmy garoppolo still single?

Mama's boy with a squeaky clean asshole

Just how clean R1?

Somethings up with him...look at that pornstar looking tart he was dating. No respectable mamas boy would take that home to mama. He also looks like he didnt know what to do with something with that many miles on it. I suspect hes a closet case.

He is gay and deeply closeted.

He is 100% straight

He is so damn hot

r5 straight to the glory hole.

☝🏼 This is why straight men are wary of us

So hot but definitely not gay, unfortunately. Hot fantasy, though

Gay for play

YUM.

OP, you are the kind of oppressive, small minded wrap that people say create social pressure for people to fit into stupid molds that do not suit them. You are the enemy of free thinking and progress. Mind your business

How do you know he's single? His boyfriends have been plowing him for years already.

Handsome, wish he played for our team!

He identifies as nonbinary.

I've had him, too.

He just hasn't found the right girl yet.

Well, he is unemployed and that's not good husband material in the straight world.

Why would a rich 30 year old stud need to be getting married? I realize we just are looking for any clue he is bi but I hate that attitude on DL. We should celebrate more hot straight guys staying single and not settling down.

R3, should the Kardashian/Jenner sisters’ exes teach him a few things about mileage?

It’s sick and demented. Making up lies on people is always wrong

[quote] he is unemployed

Unemployed?

He goes away on long solo trips without telling any of his coaches or teammates where he is. Just leaves his house empty and stops responding to messages and when he comes back a few weeks later he doesn't say where he was.

Verificatia of the salsiccia grande?

r24 There are many many many pictures showing it in exact detail. It's big but not huge.

R22, he's as good as unemployed. The 49ers don't want him and he doesn't seem to be in demand by any other team.

WOAH! R23 I wonder what that's all about?

Lmao! R15

cause he's a player who likes having sex with many slutty girls?

r27 Probably just down in LA or NY banging sluts. Why would he want to be stuck in San Francisco all offseason?

Didn't the 49ers do very well last season? I don't understand the NFL if he's as good as unemployed. I suppose, if I understood the NFL, I wouldn't be on Datalounge lol.

R31 Jimmy also led the 49ers to the superbowl twice I believe. I don't understand it either and his reputation has been spotless from what I can tell. No major scandals. And why wouldn't another team want him is another question.

He can sit on my face anytime!

R32 He only led them to the Super Bowl once.

^^My bad he went to the superbowl once with San Francisco

I just made the correction R34

The 49ers decided to go in another direction because they came to the conclusion that he just wasn't good enough to win a Superbowl.

Probably slipping it to Peter Thiel offshore or something

r38 I think Jimmy could land a hotter guy than Peter Thiel. And he makes $45 million a year so he doesn't need to whore himself.

A billionaire is a billionaire

The Patriots were grooming Jimmy to be Tom Brady's successor, but the owner traded him, much to the dismay of the coach.

Which part of the OP is a lie R21? Is jimmy not 6'2 or does he not have a thick Italian sausage?

Take it from me this young fella is a 110% heterosexual!

I would eat his ass 🍑 out 👺and then I would let him fuck 🍆my ass 🍑so hard until I couldn’t walk anymore!🥵🧑🏻‍🦼 And I would swallow every drop of his cum after gargling with it.

I need to see this sausage. I searched - but nothing.

He's gay, Rose @OP.

Hot, but straight. We wish he was gay!

Every straight man who isn't married is obviously gay.

Just like every single gay man who isn't married is 100% secretly straight.

[quote]I need to see this sausage. I searched - but nothing

here's some VPL

If you're dumb enough to believe that then be my guest R48 but nobody said that but you

R50 Please learn to read and think critically

R49 That looks like the perfect sucking size.

"Why buy the milk when you can have the whole cow?" or is it "Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free"

R53 I want his milk

Is the last woman he was seen with the porn MILF?

[quote] Making up lies on people is always wrong

That's a major pastime for 50% of Dataloungers, R21.

[quote]He is 100% straight

This is a concept that does not exist on Datalounge.

Whaddabout Jimmy's ex, Julian Edelman? Those two were fuckin'.

Is his Italian sausage hot or sweet?

always packs it left.

i've been suspicious of him since tmz posted a video of him with a woman at a bar in San Jose... there are no fucking paps here

also maybe 30 is not quite old enough but if he gets older and still doesn't get married that's definitely a sign, idk why people on here seem to think it doesn't mean anything

y'all are weird. Straight guys are not automatically wired to want marriage and kids. Especially not super wealthy athletes

True, R62. But Italian mamas seem to be inclined to want that from their sons (unless the son becomes a priest) and Italian sons seem to be inclined to do as they're told by their mamas.

He's dating in Europe, didn't you know.

He's pansexual and really into infantalism.

R61, ever hear of camera phones? I’m sure the video was was taken by some random person in the place. You do know that Derek Jeter got married over 40? The world is at these guys feet, why would they get married?

OP is the type of person we hope society evolves from being

It's not necessarily about being married R62 it's the fact that he really hasn't been linked to alot if women period. When Colin kaepernick was the 49rs QB he constantly had women in rotation but with jimmy.... crickets. That " date" with the porno star was suspect and I saw no real chemistry between just dinner with a friend vibes. Honestly ad gorgeous as he is can you picture jimmy having sex with anyone? female or male? Sometimes he appears sexless, asexual even.

R66 Derek Jeter was linked to a ton of women before settling down again it doesn't appear that jimmy even dates and a guy THAT GOOD LOOKING? ....a mystery

He's just waiting for the right girl.

Def gay

R68, Jeter dated celebrities. JG seems to keep his activities/women under the radar.

A bit too pretty, IMO

R72 Fascinating

Maybe he is just smart?

[quote]We should celebrate more hot straight guys staying single and not settling down.

I don't know why we need to "celebrate" it but the idea that all heterosexual males marry early (or at all) is one of DL's many collective opinions grounded in 1970s-era paradigms.

Something about him reads special. I doubt you could engage him in a discussion of the latest books he’s read… or propped up a wobbly table with.

R63 is it similar to this situation?

His mother is polish, not Italian.

I like this game of Fantasy Football

Although he's rich and very goodlooking, the epitome of a Chad, he probably has internalized many incel ideas, including being concerned that all women are out to screw him - and not in the good way.

He's probably concerned that women only date him for his fame and money - since the majority of women he meets are probably football groupies.

A woman of real substance who is hot enough would probably find him to be a bore as she would have many men chasing her. So, he's stuck with hot, bimbo golddiggers or fugly chicks with depth.

R80 or a sex bot for his penis

He does have a nice face and body...

But he's not very girthy, if you know what I mean...

R82 not like Girth Brooks?

R63 Except his mom isn’t Italian - she’s Polish. Only the dad is Italian.

Has anyone stopped to think that maybe he has social anxiety disorder? If you watch his postgame interviews (who am I kidding - qweens on DL don’t watch football), he always looks very nervous and can’t quit touching his face or pulling at his shirt (those are body language signs of being nervous). I think he hates fame and hates being in the public eye and only does the bare minimum because the attention creeps him out.

Even if he was gay, he wouldn’t fuck any of you ugly qweens.

Jimmy Garoppolo is a Beautiful Stunning specimen of male anatomy, he'd young and fabulously wealthy with infinite options in life,, and so much time ahead of him. Let Jimmy be Jimmy, he knows what he's doing, he needs to fuck his brains out before he decides to eventually settle down, he's only 30, allow him some measure of privacy while he sows his wild oats, he'll make Beautiful babies someday, but right now he needs to just enjoy himself and see what's out there. Also, R49 Pic is adorable, I bet he has the cutest penis. :-)

R84, are you also R78?

Sex crazed psycho with a granny complex.

If it's true that his mother is Polish rather than Italian, then I take back what I said at R63. I have no experience with the sons of Polish mamas, though I'd love to learn from Jimmy Garoppolo!

Because all he needs to do is snap his fingers to get laid.

I'm Italian and have always think the hunk thing about him and his looks is overrated and that everyone just parrots saying the same thing that other people say about him and his dorky-/goofy-features self.

I still haven't seen real proof of his dick. Just vpl.

Its all rather complicated. A simple explanation is that he's a fruit.

[quote]I'm Italian and have always think the hunk thing about him and his looks is overrated and that everyone just parrots saying the same thing that other people say about him and his dorky-/goofy-features self.

I agree. His “looks” are definitely overrated. Someone put it perfectly when someone on here once said he looks reptilian - it’s so true! He almost looks creepy because of it. Also weird how he has no lips. And he looks old for 30.

[quote]Something about him reads special. I doubt you could engage him in a discussion of the latest books he’s read… or propped up a wobbly table with.

LOL! He doesn’t seem particularly bright in interviews - always keeps his answers short and seems to struggle when thinking off the top of his head. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is slightly “special.”

What possible difference could it make to any of your lives if he is gay, straight or anything in between? Why do you care, unless you have a reasonable chance of meeting, knowing and dating him?

r95 You're insane. He is stunning looking!

To all the queens here who are convinced he is closeted, how many of you can honestly say you could last even 30 seconds in the 49ers shower room without going full mast?

Is full mast an American football term?

Take the G and replace it with a T and you're right on the money R89

Shut up dumb slut R12. You're the enemy of having a good sense of humor and light banter. Fuck off! 🖕

R101 I remember that rumor going around on Twitter last year.

If he is gay, I feel sorry for him because two of his brothers are big MAGA’ts that have posted pro-Trump shit on IG on multiple occasions. I imagine it would be hard to come out in that family. Then again, he’s probably a Deplorable himself so oh well.

Does he have chest hair?

R105, Minimal.

R106 It looks trimmed like what Chris Evans and Jake Gyllenhaal do to their chest hair... ...

That's a soft focus, Helen Keller. Tommy has a sexy pelt, trimmed.

He looks like he could be the straight brother of that TV writer/Twitter political scientist/OnlyFans slut Tyler Dinucci

[quote] I wonder what that's all about?

He goes to various Catholic retreat houses.

R108, Tommy who?

DL fave Jimmy G is back tonight on Sunday Night Football.

[quote] DL fave Jimmy G is back tonight on Sunday Night Football.

Is he on the sidelines or is he quarterbacking?

I think he's playing because the other guy is hurt.

some pornstar is going to get fucked hard tonight

[quote] some pornstar is going to get fucked hard tonight

His team won I take it?

They are still playing. And he looks hot AF. Almost had to have a fap session at halftime.

R116 no, it's going to be a rough fuck. yhey are leading but it has been a brutal frustrating game

maybe he can swing by the folsom parties after the game.

I would so let him Beast Fuck me

It’s a boring game so far. He is hot though.

Hell yeah

What's "Beast Fuck", precious? What's "Beast Fuck"?

Every attractive man is gay. My proof is that I wish it to be so.

R123 what jimmy will be doing to me later.

If Jimmy was in Ancient Rome, emperor Hadrian would have snatched his ass from his fat mama at age 12 and banging it soon after. Jimmy would be Hadrian’s little bitch and we would be seeing statues of him all over the City.

I wanna watch him and his teammate Bosa take turns power fucking a hot twink

R127 ewww bosa is a rightwing turd .

R126 = Marguerite Yourcenar

R127 I know he's a MAGA but his body is smoking hot.

They say that only white guys make good quarterbacks.

Jimmy's 49ers lost: 11 - 10

I feel bad for whatever slut he's banging. He's gonna be in too much of a sour mood to lay pipe tonight.

I feel bad for the slut he banged last night. Superstitious Jimmy won’t be hitting that again.

R128 Yeah, most of them are. It's football--not chess.

R135 Yeah nope, 60 percent of the nfl isn’t white and rightwing.

Must you people inject politics into absolutely any and everything, even a thread about a hot, possibly closeted football player?

Jeez, give it a fucking REST sometimes.

R129 Yourcenar's style was a bit more marmoreal than 126's.

Won tonight. Probably having sex tonight

He has sex every night.

He has a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada.

It would be so hot if he was at least bi.

His girlfriend lives in Canada.

Do you know where Canada is? It's far from San Francisco. It's very difficult to get there. That's why you never see her.

The same reason many 30 year old sext gay sluts are single. The get all the ass they want and have no intention of slowing down. Straight men have a lot in common with us. We just like to jackhammer different holes.

[quote]His girlfriend lives in Canada.

GET OUTTA HERE!

He's so pretty. Does the DL get him for another week?

DL who is the sports ball payer on TV right now from Cincinnati.. He's kinda cute. What do we know? And slutty tendencies?

We've still never seen his dick, though.

R148 Maybe you have not.

Why is this guy still single? That's just weird AF with his lewks and at his age. Heck, he should probably even be married by now! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 😏

R150 Be careful with the Datalounge FCC (Fraus Communications Commission) who go berserk if someone speculates on Himmy G sexualtiy.

r151 He must be gay and closeted, and you know it, too!

Jimmy will now play for the Raiders.

He is sizzling hot!

r154 And whom is he dating?

The banshee of 90s standup comedy? She spent too much time on Air America, grumbling about Dick Cheney and nobody wanting to fuck her. I think Ben Stiller killed her career on purpose.

r156 I think you got the wrong thread

R157 Not at all.

I tried making a joke about confusing this dude’s name with that of a polarizing 90s comedian and actress. But you sluts are too aroused by this beefcake to have brain cells left for a pun.

R158 Or maybe we weren't born in the Stone Age 😒

Still single in his 30s mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder if he’s wary of the greedy, gold digging football groupies that are always on the lookout for a hot, wealthy football player.

Wasn't 't he fucking an ugly female pornstar? She was rough looking.

Ugly women are supposed to be the hottest sex from what I’ve heard.

r161 No such thing

Why do people always want to push other people into marriage.

Had brunch with a woman friend and a couple other people last Sunday. After brunch she and I went to coffee and I asked about a former co worker of hers. She replied that he and his boyfriend are doing good and then said she said she scolded her friend for not marrying his boyfriend yet. My response was "Why does he have to get married?" They might be perfectly happy as they are.

Have you all been brainwashed to think like the straights?

r165 Because getting married and breeding is the only one a guy could prove he's straight (especially if he's in his 30s) Otherwise, it's just his word and that doesn't amount to much

r165 Oh, shut up, you frau! Everyone knows if you're still unmarried and childless in your mid 30s, you can't be straight. That's the rule (or at the very least a dead giveaway)! Are we supposed to believe all them athletes are hets just because they say so or won't explicitly say the opposite?

He's sooooo Pretty!!!

He's saving himself for moi.

Jimmy, call me.

He has a lovely furry chest.

He’s family. Trust.

He has to be a sex freak. The fact that he openly dates run-through porn stars could suggest that what he keeps private would actually be shocking to middle America.

He's washed up and sat on the bench this season.

Time to retire.

R173 If that turns out to be true, he can kiss his NFL carreer goodbye. Both media and/or general public won't see as an example that an NFL star dates porn-whores. The first time he attempted that, he got severely scolded by the 49ers from staff.

Don't worry, Jimmy -I'll take you in and take care of you.

does anyone know where one can buy one of his worn, sweaty jocks? asking for a friend 🙄

[quote] He’s family. Trust.

Well let's all have a family reunion in Jimmy's bedroom. I get the top bunk.

[quote]maybe 30 is not quite old enough but if he gets older and still doesn't get married that's definitely a sign, idk why people on here seem to think it doesn't mean anything

What bullshit is this?

Average age for first marriage of U.S. men: 30.2

Of 42 European countries listed, only in 6 is the average less than 30 years (Russia has the youngest age at 28.1; Sweden 36.3 Norway 36.6, and Ireland 36.7 are oldest.)

Once again the simple is probably the correct answer, at thirty he should be out and about with women all the time, especially looking like he does. I think we know what's going on.

because he likes fucking tons of chicks. what a mystery.

Only on the DL can someone who fucks female porn stars considered to be a homo.

Is he fucking the porn slut? You just assume that, it's all a stunt to hide his gayness.

^R182 what proof is there that he's fucking those women? Other than that one very public date with a well-known porn star what other women is he linked?Where are the former girlfriends? R180 is correct when you look like Jimmy Garoppolo and have his bank account but you're not actively pursuing women the simplest answer is probably the correct answer. G_Y

With Jimmy, R`84, I'd like to buy a bowel... ;)

R184 sounds like my ancient mother telling my sisters that the worst fate that could befall them is they become old maids.

When you have these guys looks and money, you don't need to get married. The world is your oyster. The pussy will literally smack you upside your head trying to get in your pants. And what's with the rush to get married? Just so some bitch can divorce you in 10 years and take half of your money and other stuff?

Another one who seems like he has a good head on his shoulders like Garoppolo is Gronk.

It's not the lack of marriage that is suspicious -it's the lack of dating. He's a pussy hound? Fine. He's also a celebrity. So we should see him out and about with women on his arm. We should hear tales from exes with paternity and/or STI claims against him. Not a dog? Oaky, then where is the steady girl who shows up to events with him? Hell, if he came out as asexual I'd find that easier to believe than his supposed straightness...

R187 Also the fact that he has spent much of his already-fading carreer giving an image of shy, laid back, boy-next door, momma's boy, most-eligible bachelor, etc. that will not make any sense if he's apparently "dating" porn sluts. So there has to be something going on.

You guys need to pick a lane. You get mad at Travis' for being so public and you get mad at the Jimmy's for not flaunting their public lives. What in the hell do you want? Leave Jimmy alone.

R189 Fuck off Swiftie! Nobody is talking about Travis. Go back to your fanclub loser.

Jimmy is the hottest piece of ass around. He can try knocking me up repeatedly all he wants!

[quote] Fuck off Swiftie! Nobody is talking about Travis. Go back to your fanclub loser.

🤣🤣🤣

I've never been called a Swiftie before. Thanks for making my day.

R189