Sandra Bernhard's schnoz

Dear Jesus!

In OP's photo, she looks like Roger Federer in drag.

Awwww

The daughter looks like Chelsea Clinton

Good Lawd, have mercy!

R4- Are you a Negro?

I'm fully down for some huge Ashkenazi schnoz on guys, but it just looks wrong on women. Ruins the whole face.

She looks like Gonzo the muppet

She makes me feel good about myself

I love that she never fixed it. It’s part of what makes her unique.

Goes along with her cunty personality.

The daughters face!

Which came first, the cunty personality or the ugly face? I'm guessing the face. You can't go through life with a face like that and be a happy person

Seconding the respect that she never changed it. Fuck you OP. You don't get attractiveness at all.

Don’t do it

Sandy worked "Jolie laide" very effectively when she was young and skinny and glamorous. OP doesn't have a clue.

Her true biological daughter.

[quote]In OP's photo, she looks like Roger Federer in drag.

You're being too kind.

I was thinking along the lines of Walter Matthau

Looks alright to me.

I'd argue that it worked for most of her career/life. She wasn't a beauty queen. With the lips and other features, I thought her nose "worked" for her. And it may even "work" now and that's just a particularly bad pic. She's an old Jew - no point in getting a nose job now.

Her ugly nose matches her ugly soul. She is such a stereotypical perpetually mean, nasty, angry NY Jewess.

I like that she hasn’t ducked with her face, nose included. She was never going to be a major beauty and it’s nice to see an intelligent woman grow older with her original face, unlike certain friends of hers who shall remain “smooth-faced” and nameless.

She is such a stereotypical perpetually mean, nasty, angry NY Jewess.

What do you mean?

DLers seem split on her. She gets a lot of love AND a lot of scorn. I always liked her for the most part.

I think Sandra hails from AZ.

Sandra’s unashamedly Jewish nose is the only thing I admire about her. Like Barbra she didn’t mutilate herself and made herself a career in show business on her own terms. Good for her, for that.

She does hail from Arizona. I think Michigan originally, but her formative years in AZ. She went to high school in Scottsdale.

[quote] She is such a stereotypical perpetually mean, nasty, angry NY Jewess.

R20 "Jewess" is a bigoted slur. Just like Nigger.

The only place you hear about this person these days is Datalounge. That’s a good thing, it’s makes it easy to pretend she doesn’t exist.

I recall her having a slamming body.

So Jews should have their noses fixed. Should Black people have their noses fixed too?

Her glamazon years started around 1986. I remember them!

Check out the PVC in 1987, starts at 45 minutes in above YouTube.

In the appearance after that, she is lesbian chic in a bustier and she introduces her connection with Madonna and jokes she has been with both Madonna and Sean Penn. Jokes..... hmmm.

All to say, she looks better than 90% of the cookie cutter stars of the era. Different and glam but gritty. Good for her. OP - kill yourself.

I’m not a fan but how ridiculous would she be if she fucked with her face? It would make her look insecure in a way that her personality doesn’t project.

Spike it, Babe!

The big konk helps off-set her gummy worms lips.

I'm sure it's somehow Madonna's fault.

I hate Jews!

She sticks out like a sore thumb not only because of her face but because of her height.

Bernhard has a daughter? Is she a baster baby?

Chelsea Clinton is a Jewess?

I did not know that.

I remember at the very height of her fame, when she was on "Roseanne," I went to a concert she did at Northrop Auditorium on the campus of the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis (it was enormous back then--they've since reduced its seating capacity, and she had a full house). She announced at the start of the show she was "creeped out" by offers to have sex with her which she received from various would-be groupies right before the show. So at least someone found her attractive.

The daughter is as much of a beastie as her mother is. Yikes.

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Are Bette and Sandra sharing a daughter?

Maybe she fucked it up by boxing with the guy from Cracker.

It’s a little mean cropping Wayland Flowers out of that photo.

She fucked a guy or turkey baster? I thought she was firmly ensconced in the land of Sappho?

I bet Sandra’s daughter is a cool chick.

She would’ve looked like Jennifer Grey had she had her nose done or her teeth fixed. She always stayed thin, even when preggo with her daughter. Who do we think the father is? Carrot Top?

I think she definitely had IVF during her relationship with her wife. I remember her talking about it on Howard Stern or Marc Maron or some other interview.

I remember seeing her in the early '90's. She had beautiful skin.

Visage inspired by Popeye's Alice the Goon

Whoa, you can’t unsee it.

[quote] She fucked a guy or turkey baster? I thought she was firmly ensconced in the land of Sappho?

What would prevent a lesbian who wants to have a child from getting pregnant by artificial insemination? You must not understand how the process works.

Sandra Bernhard's choice quotes on Madonna (her former close friend):

[quote] You can be a celebrity and not get too noticed. Unless you're out with a publicity hog like Madonna.

[quote] [when Madonna was doing Marlene Dietrich's look] I could hear Dietrich screaming from the grave, "Kill that trash, and kill her now!"

[quote] [on Madonna] I gave her everything -- friendship, love. How did she pay me back? By stabbing me in the back. I'm telling you as sure as I'm standing here, Madonna will steal everything from you, even your closest friends if she can get her grubby little hands on them.

[quote]Did I tell you about my nightmare? I dreamt I was Madonna, shopping at Tiffany's, where I was trying to buy some class.

[quote]Madonna and I were in the back of a limo driving to some concert in L.A., and she said, "Sandy, did you fuck Warren Beatty?" I said, "No." And then a month later she started dating him. I always thought, What if I had said yes, I'd fucked him, would that have meant she wouldn't have wanted him? The deal would have been off? I guess she was just testing the waters.

[quote]I keep my friends my whole life, but Madonna feels differently.

I wish I had her nose full of nickles

It's even worse than Sandra Bullock's original nose. And that's saying a lot.

There must have been dust on that nose.

R20 She's from Arizona via Michigan.

She made an appearance on a show Ruby Wax hosted and Ruby was especially mean commenting on her unattractive looks. Sandra looked shocked and hurt. She didn't eviscerate Ruby which I'm sure she easily could have.

I'll forgive her almost anything for The King of Comedy and her solo bits on Letterman.

Ruby Wax? Pot calling the kettle black.