Florida luggage thief will be very popular in prison
Giovanni DeLuca is fucked. That baby face and those wide hips...poor thing.
Florida authorities have arrested a suspected serial luggage thief thanks to an Apple AirTag — a device that allows Apple customers to keep track of their personal items.
The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office (OCSO) arrested Giovanni De Luca, 19, after the agency’s Airport Security Unit “became aware of suspicious activity” involving various items stolen from the Destin–Fort Walton Beach Airport.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 60 | August 18, 2022 1:55 AM
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[quote] De Luca, an airline subcontractor, is currently facing two counts of grand theft
Of course, it was someone who worked for the airline.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 17, 2022 2:53 PM
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Nice wide chest, not at all what I was expecting after seeing that dainty face.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 17, 2022 2:59 PM
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You thirsty bitches. He can just say he is a woman and go to a female prison.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 17, 2022 3:02 PM
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People who talk about prison rape in this fashion—gleeful, sadistic, titillated—reveal a deep, but hopefully not wide, psychological flaw.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 17, 2022 3:05 PM
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I agree R5. Scary people. Makes you wonder if they were raped and have it normalized or are just sickos.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 17, 2022 3:08 PM
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*sigh* This place used to be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 17, 2022 3:11 PM
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Fuck off, r8. I asked how many kids Joyce Dewitt had yanked out when she was hoing all over Hollywood on another thread. I’m no priss. I just think unfeigned excited expectation of sexual battery for some dumbass who was stealing pills out of luggage is weird.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 17, 2022 3:15 PM
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What items of value would anyone from Destin, Florida have been carrying in their suitcases?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 17, 2022 3:16 PM
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Can I top up his commissary account?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 17, 2022 3:22 PM
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WOW a thread about an AWG
I bet you start the Kinzinger threads too OP
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 17, 2022 3:22 PM
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R10, true. I always thought stealing luggage seems like such an unprofitable endeavor. You would have to go through 10 suitcases full of underwear just to find one that might contain something of value.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 17, 2022 3:24 PM
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[quote] I asked how many kids Joyce Dewitt had yanked out when she was hoing all over Hollywood on another thread. I’m no priss. I just think unfeigned excited expectation of sexual battery for some dumbass who was stealing pills out of luggage is weird.
An admitted toxic misogynist (and slut-shamer) is condemning me for my faith and belief in the American criminal justice system?! The NERVE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 17, 2022 3:25 PM
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He’s only going to prison if this was not his first offense.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 17, 2022 3:25 PM
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You steal the expensive, show-off luggage.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 17, 2022 3:26 PM
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[quote] I bet you start the Kinzinger threads too OP
Yuck! That's not me, gurl. I prefer my trade young, fresh and new.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 17, 2022 3:27 PM
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Two bags going to Destin, FL had contents worth $17,000???
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 17, 2022 3:28 PM
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Have his nudes leaked yet
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 17, 2022 3:36 PM
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I bet he has some nice thick thighs.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 17, 2022 3:38 PM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | August 17, 2022 3:47 PM
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This thread has me microwaving a Tina’s Red Hot Beef Burrito in ecstasy!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 17, 2022 3:58 PM
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OP/R14, there’s no toxic misogyny or shaming in my interest in Dewitt’s exploits, just curiosity. Your mind goes straight to rape when an attractive man gets arrested—you are strange and wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 17, 2022 4:03 PM
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[quote]You steal the expensive, show-off luggage.
In Destin, that would tend to be the Jessica Simpson line of luggage.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 17, 2022 4:09 PM
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Who are these morons packing thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and CASH in their checked bags? They seemingly have the presence of mind to place an AirTag with the luggage to track it but not consider whether it might be a better idea to pack it in a purse or briefcase and use carry on??
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 17, 2022 4:15 PM
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[quote] —you are strange and wrong.
Aren't we all, Mary?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 17, 2022 4:19 PM
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Maybe he was looking for meth.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 17, 2022 4:22 PM
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The fey boi worried about the state of this criminal's hole 🕳️ after he goes to jail should send him some lube, for protection purposes.
Go on, then. The lube you send him could be the only thing that stands in the way of him having to plug his pooper for internal integrity, post incarceration.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 17, 2022 4:23 PM
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[quote] Who are these morons packing thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and CASH in their checked bags?
Maybe. Don't forget that $17,000 figure is from the passengers on their damage claim forms. People usually greatly exaggerate the value of their lost luggage contents, and they always claim there was cash/jewels inside, figuring the luggage will never be found to prove them wrong (and even if it is, they can claim the cash was removed by the thief).
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 17, 2022 4:24 PM
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[quote] Florida luggage thief will be very popular in prison
Oh my! Those inmates will love him BECAUSE of the luggage.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | August 17, 2022 4:33 PM
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Someone should steal that obnoxious moustache right off his face. Does he think he's James Garner in "Victor/Victoria"? Of course not. He likely doesn't even know that reference (and to be fair, Garner's wasn't quite so extreme). But it's awful, & needs to go.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 17, 2022 4:41 PM
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Dont fuque around in Buttfuque Florida....he most certainly is going to be made to squeal like a pig......
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 17, 2022 4:51 PM
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[quote] I asked how many kids Joyce Dewitt had yanked out when she was hoing all over Hollywood on another thread. I’m no priss. I just think unfeigned excited expectation of sexual battery for some dumbass who was stealing pills out of luggage is weird.
Oh, so you have weird rules about what you think is inappropriate that you think you can define for others? Too bad you can't. Get over it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 17, 2022 5:10 PM
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R40 dislikes having a mirror held in front of his face.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 17, 2022 5:11 PM
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His mustache is hawt! It’s very Breaker Morant.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 17, 2022 5:20 PM
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was he able to search luggage first? If so, that's a good way to identify valuable luggage.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 17, 2022 5:21 PM
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Does he have nice hairy pits?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 17, 2022 5:43 PM
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There’s almost nothing worse than stealing someone else’s property, so it’s good to hope that he does suffer for it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 17, 2022 5:56 PM
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[quote]You would have to go through 10 suitcases full of underwear just to find one that might contain something of value.
Maybe underwear is his fetish and that's all he really wants.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 17, 2022 5:57 PM
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Of course someone would object to OP. God, I hate my fellow millennials and Gen Z.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 17, 2022 6:02 PM
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Can someone explain this AirTag thing?
[quote] AirTag is designed to discourage unwanted tracking.
[quote]If someone else's AirTag finds its way into your stuff, your iPhone will notice it's traveling with you and send you an alert. After a while, if you still haven't found it, the AirTag will start playing a sound to let you know it's there.
Unwanted tracking? Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 17, 2022 6:03 PM
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R51, it’s like when you are curious about someone’s movements and instead of following them in person, you attach an AirTag to something they have, like a car or purse. Then you can conveniently track them online using an app, until Apple rats you out.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 17, 2022 6:10 PM
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I'd do him but he comes with a lot of baggage.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 17, 2022 6:14 PM
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I’d bend him over the arm of the sofa and split him open like ripe fruit. Oh yes I would. Bet he has a fresh taint area.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 17, 2022 6:23 PM
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You better hurry and set up some conjugal visits, R54. He's going to go into the slammer with a 🕳️ like a knot in a balloon, but leave with it looking like one of your meemaw's knee-high nylons she bought in 1972 and refuses to throw away.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 17, 2022 6:29 PM
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[quote] There’s almost nothing worse than stealing someone else’s property
I can think of a few.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 17, 2022 7:00 PM
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This doesn’t seem right. I hope he has a good lawyer.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 17, 2022 7:36 PM
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Maybe it was a drug smuggling operation and ding-dong grabbed the wrong suitcases.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 18, 2022 1:50 AM
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[quote]*sigh* This place used to be fun.
It's the fraus.
I, for one, and for many, look forward to his nightly squeals.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 18, 2022 1:55 AM
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