Magnum XL neighbor

Just imagine a neighbor with huge monkeypox lesions on his sizemeat.

"Magnum" size are really not that big. Most of those condoms are made in Asia, where they have different size criteria. Magnum condoms are normal size to most Americans.

I use Skyn large, just more comfortable. I'm on the thick side but nothing extraordinary. But always assumed that Magnum XL would be very big.

They belong to the 85 year-old obese, incontinent, diabetic guy with water retention problems and a Rx for generic Viagra, OP. Go for it.

This is a strange unfilmed Murder She Wrote?

Magnum She Throat

Get a load (so to speak) of Miss Nosy Thing!!!!!

Hold out for the guy with My.Size in the trash

What's my.size?

What’s a condom?

Let this be your own "glass slipper" as you look for the princess that fits the bill!

It was just used for party gags ie filled with helium. Sorry no mr hung like horse in apartment complex

I'm imagining OP as *that* neighbor who walks the hallways a bit too often. While wearing their Bob Mackie-designed Wheel of Fortune Kimono.

What if they belong to the FTM tranny who uses them for her engorged clit?

You sound like the building busy body, op. You better watch out. His knife might be bigger than his condoms.

Oh, sorry, OP, those were mine. I'm in Apt 3B.

For those who don't know, My.Size is a European condom brand which offers diameters from 46-69mm, all ~8 2/3 inches long. Since the FDA requires all condoms to be 57mm wide at the opening laid flat, that's 114mm around, which is only 36mm diameter, and that includes Magnum XL.

Could belong to the husband of my female colleague. She announced she’d found a pack of condoms tucked away in their den but it was ok, nothing to be worried about, as he explained he uses them to ‘jerk off when he’s watching porn and doesn’t want to make a mess’. Lot’s of ‘hmm’ noises as we all got back to work.

Ethel needs to start picking up after Fred.

I wasn’t snooping or being nosy. The box was on top of the pile of stuff in the recycling bin.

R20 on purpose, I bet!

I remember the m/f couple in front of me at Duane Reade. He was holding a 12 pack of Magnums, and I thought they were going to have a nice evening.

^^I also kept checking out the crotch of his sweat shorts for telltale signs

[quote]I wasn’t snooping or being nosy. The box was on top of the pile of stuff in the recycling bin.

Was this in Brooklyn?

No, Upper West Side NYC. Why? Are the neighbors more well hung in Brooklyn?

Wasn't Magnum XL assassinated?

What size does your penis have to be to fit into a Magnum condom?

Magnum condoms are slightly larger than the standard Trojan condom. According to Condom Depot, Magnums measure 8.12 inches long with a width of 2.12 inches. By comparison, Trojan’s standard ENZ condom measures 7.62 inches long and 2 inches wide.

Then, there’s Magnum’s even longer big brother, the Magnum XL, which measures 8.37 inches long and 2 inches wide.

Those Magnum widths are at the head, not the base

So, OP?

Sucked him off while he ate his girlfriend. We're now a thruple and we're moving in together.

PS he said I'm way better at it than she is