La Belle Cockgobbler at The Eagle

Do his pecs look like a woman’s breasts?

Foul piece of used up shit. Gross.

he wants attention for his body. seriously shocked that he hasn't started a softcore OnlyFans

Yuck.

The guy in the middle is hot.

He has tinyhead syndrome and the derpiest face imaginable.

Clownworld.

The guy in the middle looks like he’s about to stuff Aaron in a locker.

[quote]OP: They took down the picture after people identified him and fisted him, with negative comments.

[quote]The guy in the middle is hot.

No. No he's not. Not if he hangs out with the likes of that piece of shit Aaron Schock.

Aaron's face is looking worn...

I fist and fist until I’m half-dead and they say, “He’s getting old!”

Haggard!

This is a quality post, OP.

Whoever runs the Eagle social media clearly had no idea who cockgobbler is. Which is funnier in its own way.

I would have been more impressed if someone punched him in the face in the bar.

I would be more impressed if he were covered in monkeypox.

[quote] I would be more impressed if he were covered in monkeypox.

The incubation period can take up to 3 weeks, but I'm sure it's coming.

Aaron needs to tone that wig!

[quote]Aaron needs to tone that wig!

In all of cockgobbler Aaron Schock's pix that we've mocked, I've never noticed that he wears a toupee, but that pic definitely looks like it.

Funny, the guy in the center also has the same oddly colored hair on top. I'd almost say it's the lighting if not for the guy on the left not suffering from the same problem.

#goals

All those guys are probably literal Republican whores.

I'd love to read one day he'd gotten his ass beat by a bunch of pissed off homos at some gay bar.

gurls just wanna have fun

He doesn't look like he is having fun anymore. He looks like an aging whore desperate to appear young again. He is aging very rapidly and badly.

He’s probably exhausted and dying for a cheeseburger pizza.

Girls just wanna have fun

So they party, so they party

Ay-yo Nashi, you go crazy!

Lil' mama, a party girl

She just wan' have fun, too

They say you ain't wifey type

But I don't care, I want you

She like to do drugs, too

She in love with guns, too

They say that you too piped up

But I think that I love you

who is the pretty hunk in the middle?

Damn, whats up with La Gobblers hairline. I sense fatty korean rug alert!

I wonder if he went into the Corner.

I wish gay dudes would stop fucking that garbage person. But he has abs, so I suppose that's never going to happen.

Are the other two muscle queens in the photo evil skanks too?

The guy in the middle, not afraid to show a little bush, who is that?

If only for one night, I would suck Aaron Schock dry. I would be attracted to him if I didn't know who we was.

Was it monkey pox Wednesdays?

If I’m not mistaken Michael, the guy in the middle, has a bottle of poppers in his left side pocket with his phone.

Classy.

Considering how Aaron loves to play dress up, I’m surprised he didn’t go for a more authentic leather look.

R34, good catch with the poppers bottle!

The guy on the left has hair implants

Beautiful body hideous face. His friend on the far left looks kind of deformed.

What’s his skin color?