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Madonna Shares Family-Filled Photos from Son Rocco Ritchie's 22nd Birthday Celebration

Madonna is celebrating her son's special day with a big family celebration.

The "Like a Virgin" singer, 63, shared photos of a beautifully decorated outdoor area in celebration of her son Rocco Ritchie's 22nd birthday over the weekend. Rocco turned 22 on August 11.

"From one Leo to another!! Happy birthday Rocco #rocco 🦁🎂🎉🍾♥️," she captioned the photo carousel posted on Instagram.

The first photo shows Madonna and Rocco posing together with musicians behind them. The following slide is a black-and-white shot showing the two holding glasses while in conversation.

In a third photo, Madonna and Rocco are joined by twins Estere and Stella, who turn 10 later this month, as he cuts into a briefcase-shaped cake.

Madonna is also mom to Mercy James, 16, and David Banda, 16 — whom along with Rocco, she shares with ex-husband Guy Ritchie — and Lourdes Leon, 25, with ex-husband Carlos Leon.

Earlier this month, the singer stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to celebrate her upcoming Finally Enough Love: 50 Number Ones, and amid discussing her legendary catalog of music, she also mentioned her incredibly fashionable son David.

As any proud mother would do, she made sure that Fallon knew that David is working on music of his own, telling the host that he would eventually be a guest on the late-night talk show.

Fallon raved about David just as much as his mother did, waxing poetic about his humor, charm and athleticism, coming to the conclusion that he has "something."

"He can put on any outfit and look swag as you know what," Madonna told Fallon. "It's really irritating. He wears my clothes and looks better in them. He can even wear a dress and look butch."

David also showed off his sartorial prowess in a sweet video that Madonna shared on Instagram in July. In the video, David and one of Madonna's daughters, Estere, were both dancing in the kitchen wearing dresses.

While Estere's dress was a short blue floral number, David's was a floor-length white dress that flowed while he danced.

"Cooking in the kitchen 💃🏾🕺🏾🧑🏿‍🍳 ♥️ ," Madonna wrote in the caption of the fun Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 246October 16, 2022 2:04 PM

Rocco always looked short and ugly to me, but he actually looks really good in this photo.

It's definitely the hair.

Or maybe he's just growing into his looks.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 16, 2022 1:06 AM

They both look pretty good in this picture.

by Anonymousreply 2August 16, 2022 1:06 AM

Rocco looks like his father.

Madonna's other kids look like their fathers and original parents, lol

by Anonymousreply 3August 16, 2022 1:07 AM

Rocco hot

by Anonymousreply 4August 16, 2022 1:08 AM

Yum, Rocco is rockin'

Good looking lad!

by Anonymousreply 5August 16, 2022 1:09 AM

Actually, Lourdes looks like a cross between Carlos de Leon (her father) and her mother before Madonna had all the plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 6August 16, 2022 1:10 AM

How is Rocco only 22? I've been reading about his misadventures for so long that I thought he was closer to 30.

He does look good in the pic: love the pompadour. His dad Guy Ritchie was really cute for a brief period, then like so many other British men, aged into middle-age blahs.

by Anonymousreply 7August 16, 2022 1:11 AM

Little Rocco has quite a hairy chest.

Mmmm...

by Anonymousreply 8August 16, 2022 1:11 AM

Rocco has been hideous for years. Now he’s hot?

Does not fempute.

by Anonymousreply 9August 16, 2022 1:12 AM

Rocco looks good, but who is the aging Thai lady-boy hooker with him?

by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2022 1:12 AM

Madonna Shares Family *Filtered* Photos

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2022 1:13 AM

pic shows he transformed r9

by Anonymousreply 12August 16, 2022 1:14 AM

I thought Rocco hated Madonna?

Didn't he ask to be emancipated from her?

And he's also always talking shit about her.

Now all of a sudden, they're "best buddies."

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 13August 16, 2022 1:14 AM

He sees her just often enough to make sure he stays in the will.

by Anonymousreply 14August 16, 2022 1:14 AM

‘ol Rocco looks dreamy in that pix. Girthy, stubby chode? Yes please. I’ll have seconds.

by Anonymousreply 15August 16, 2022 1:15 AM

Is Rocco family?

by Anonymousreply 16August 16, 2022 1:15 AM

He looks goofy.

by Anonymousreply 17August 16, 2022 1:15 AM

What the fuck, brehs - I love Rocco now!

by Anonymousreply 18August 16, 2022 1:16 AM

Why is nothing private with her? Why does she have to put everything on social media?

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by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2022 1:17 AM

He grew up very nice.

by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2022 1:17 AM

Quite fit + Butterface.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 16, 2022 1:18 AM

Well! Rocco really improved, while Barron T. totally lost his angelic looks.

by Anonymousreply 23August 16, 2022 1:18 AM

Those photos though. Happy birthday Rocco and then 5 more of her implanted ass on display.

by Anonymousreply 24August 16, 2022 1:19 AM

R13 He was a moody teen and she was a strict parent apparently he said. I don't think it was ever that dramatic. He just wanted to chill with more easy going dad but she fought it. Once he grew up he probably got over it.

Anyway, he got hot.

by Anonymousreply 25August 16, 2022 1:20 AM

R20 His height is fine for a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2022 1:20 AM

Her veins!!!

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2022 1:22 AM

How short is this guy? 5'5"???

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2022 1:23 AM

22 is also the number of minutes she spent retouching that photo so she looks like a Bratz doll

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2022 1:28 AM

R27 Umm no she fixed her hands. Even on the Tonight show you could tell her fingers were smoother. If you saw her face on the Tonight show, that might not be filtered much. Her face looked fine and with the right makeup, pose, she looks good. She fucked up her body, though.

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2022 1:28 AM

[quote] How short is this guy? 5'5"???

Zach Roloff is taller than Rocco.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2022 1:29 AM

He was never ugly. He was in an awkward adolescent state. Boys don't stop physically developing until their early 20s. He's grown into his looks

by Anonymousreply 32August 16, 2022 1:30 AM

Is that a Polka band behind them, in the photo at R1?

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2022 1:33 AM

Madonna looks like a Bratz doll

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by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2022 1:35 AM

Someone please buy R13 a clue about family dynamics. An adolescent boy with divorced parents who likes his dad more than his mom is not some biblical level of family drama. He grew up since then and his viewpoint matured with him. He probably respects his mom more now.

I would not want Madonna for a mother. I would not want famous parents at all. But she's the mother he got, and maybe he just doesn't hate her quite the way you imagined?

by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2022 1:39 AM

Rocco's looking fine. Really grown into his looks. But then Guy Ritchie was hot for quite some time. Mo is looking...photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 36August 16, 2022 1:40 AM

If social media existed in 1979, Madonna never would have tried to become a pop star. Because it’s clear her end goal was always only fame and attention. She would have just posted all the time. And showed off her hairy smelly bush on onlyfans to get back at her dad/stepmother.

by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2022 1:41 AM

He loves to groom like the 30s and 40s but the style fits him because he really looks like a short handsome gangster from the olden days.

by Anonymousreply 38August 16, 2022 1:42 AM

Guy back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2022 1:43 AM

[quote]He would be very hot if he wasn't so goddamned short.

There may be a role for him in Kenya Barris’ Wizard of Oz remake.

by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2022 1:49 AM

R37 You’re dumb asf.

by Anonymousreply 41August 16, 2022 1:49 AM

Madge is worth, by conservative estimates, $860 million.

Think about that for a moment. Even divided up among 6 children--those are a lot of reasons to be a good boy for Momma.

by Anonymousreply 42August 16, 2022 1:50 AM

She buttered him up and reigned him in again. He caved.

by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2022 1:52 AM

He's bringing George Michael Wham! era realness.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2022 1:53 AM

He charges her exorbitantly for every family photo she snaps.

by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2022 1:54 AM

Wow, I think that's the best he's ever looked. Very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2022 1:56 AM

We will never know what Madonna is worth. She is 100% a billionaire many times over. Forbes is pissed she doesn’t disclose her financials so they low ball her worth to try to piss her off. It never works. She’ll never disclose her net worth.

by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2022 1:57 AM

He looks good being stout, thick, sturdy.

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2022 1:58 AM

Lots of people can take an oddly good photo (even me haha). He looks really really good in that photo, but more evidence would be needed. Still, either way. a great photo is still SOMETHING (from experience haha)

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2022 1:58 AM

Beefy yum yum

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2022 1:59 AM

Dang, being away from her looks good on him!

by Anonymousreply 51August 16, 2022 1:59 AM

Nice face on Rocco. Great jawline, chin, cheekbones, lips, eyes and brows, and dewy skin with great color. And the hairy chest suggests hidden treasures. Time has been kind.

by Anonymousreply 52August 16, 2022 2:08 AM

Madonna is 63 years old how are her roots still solid black?

by Anonymousreply 53August 16, 2022 2:12 AM

Rocco is an ordinary looking 22 year old, with good hair. He's short with broad shoulders, dresses well. But ordinary looking.

Madonna is hideous as always. Even with all the face tuning.

We saw the BITCH on TV last week. She looks like a FAT bee stung slit eyed witch in a shake and go wig.

by Anonymousreply 54August 16, 2022 2:12 AM

I don't even comment on Madonna anymore. She's so OTT at this point. She's a fake, playdough caricature. I can't believe she actually appears anymore to promote whatever she thinks she's promoting. It's a shit show.

by Anonymousreply 55August 16, 2022 2:15 AM

I was a fan of Madonna since 1983. The last two years, though, I have had enough of her.

Posting pics of your son's birthday as an excuse to post pics of your fake fat ass.

It's not cute, funny, or sexy.

She comes across as a mentally ill, inappropriate mother and a disgusting WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 56August 16, 2022 2:15 AM

R54 nothing gets by you.

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by Anonymousreply 57August 16, 2022 2:16 AM

Does the mundane truth hurt you, R57? Madonna is a predictable vampire. She whores out her children, to attract new victims. She's obsolete. DEAD.

Nothing gets by me R57 - including your endless, sick obsession with the old, talentless, hideous looking whore - that calls herself Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 58August 16, 2022 2:28 AM

Calm down, Tiffany.

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2022 2:32 AM

Wow they both look incredibly hot in the OP’s photo. Rocco you are very good looking

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2022 2:34 AM

Her ass implants look ridiculous. I can't believe she succumbed to this idiotic cringe trend that's already passé. She's so embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 61August 16, 2022 2:52 AM

If she takes them out her ass will drag on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 62August 16, 2022 2:53 AM

Rocco's a LEO.

Rrrrreowwwrrr!!!

by Anonymousreply 63August 16, 2022 2:54 AM

r13 Rocco must be in need of cash.

by Anonymousreply 64August 16, 2022 2:55 AM

Rocco has always looked creepy to me (like his mom in her current Mae West phase) but in OP's picture he's kind of attractive.

by Anonymousreply 65August 16, 2022 2:55 AM

Uh has anybody thought that maybe the face tuning extended to his face too?

by Anonymousreply 66August 16, 2022 2:57 AM

GRINGA GORDITA!

by Anonymousreply 67August 16, 2022 2:57 AM

Doubtful R66. I think he's just a growing boy.

by Anonymousreply 68August 16, 2022 2:59 AM

He looks good.

She looks ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 69August 16, 2022 3:10 AM

R30, no I'm talking about the cordy veins in her arms.

by Anonymousreply 70August 16, 2022 3:15 AM

Look, let's face it. There's no coming back from what she has done to herself. and it ain't good.

by Anonymousreply 71August 16, 2022 3:17 AM

Rocco is soooo much hotter than that inbred-looking Beckham kid.

by Anonymousreply 72August 16, 2022 3:19 AM

r39 Hotter than Rocco.

by Anonymousreply 73August 16, 2022 3:19 AM

r44 Nobody does frosted & feathered better than MzGeorge!

by Anonymousreply 74August 16, 2022 3:20 AM

Madonna will always be wonderful. WBR will get her back in shape. If she tours expect her to clean this shit up.

by Anonymousreply 75August 16, 2022 3:22 AM

Im with r7. Thought he was in his late 20s.

22 seems awful young, but I think she had him late in life

by Anonymousreply 76August 16, 2022 3:22 AM

Madonna has Kardashian face.

by Anonymousreply 77August 16, 2022 3:25 AM

Madonna has been like this for years now r75. There is no cleaning up. You can't clean up permanent damage.

WBR will do nothing for her and Madonna will cry "Misogyny!" "Ageism"! "Patriarchy!" if she is asked to do anything. She's a sullen child at 64 years of age.

Her next tour will flop like Madame X. Her touring days are over.

by Anonymousreply 78August 16, 2022 3:29 AM

R78 Oh STFU janbot hag fuck cunt face. You try way too hard on EVERY FUCKING MADONNA THREAD. You don’t change one fucking mind with your deranged rantings you mentally ill weak freak.

by Anonymousreply 79August 16, 2022 3:30 AM

I love a hairy twink, yum. Good for him.

by Anonymousreply 80August 16, 2022 3:32 AM

I am not Janbot.

Facts are facts.

The DELUSION that because Madonna is back with WBR, it will bring her back to the charts in some kind of "Believe" moment is LAUGHABLE. She is a mutilated woman in her 60s with a fake fat ass. A rich white woman who cries that she is a victim. NOBODY relates to her anymore, and I say this as someone who followed her for decades.

Madonna is OVER.

by Anonymousreply 81August 16, 2022 3:36 AM

+ she can't sing

by Anonymousreply 82August 16, 2022 3:44 AM

R81 No one said that you fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 83August 16, 2022 3:52 AM

How much did she pay him to appear with her for photos?

by Anonymousreply 84August 16, 2022 3:54 AM

I don't think that Madonna's children likely hate her. She WAS smart enough to send them to good schools and have them raised by others. She has no recognizable maternal instincts, but can probably eat breakfast with them occasionally and yell at them for watching TV. Madonna used to make a big deal out of not watching TV. She should have watched a lot MORE. Wheel of Fortune could teach her something. Any old episode of Law & Order would have increased her intellectual capacity.

She's so fucking dumb.

Rocco always seems kinda cool. No drug arrests in his future. Much to Madonna's disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 85August 16, 2022 4:02 AM

R84 She sold your fucking mother on the corner and paid him with that.

by Anonymousreply 86August 16, 2022 4:04 AM

The photo is filtered to death.

by Anonymousreply 87August 16, 2022 4:07 AM

Ugh of course she included photos of her fat misshapen ass in a post allegedly about his birthday party. Hideous. I bet they barely spoke.

by Anonymousreply 88August 16, 2022 4:15 AM

R88 He’s not dumb he wants his inheritance.

by Anonymousreply 89August 16, 2022 4:17 AM

She should be ashamed of herself. Sexualizing her son's birthday pics. Disgusting. Immoral. Criminal.

by Anonymousreply 90August 16, 2022 4:20 AM

Maybe Rocco wants to start a clothing line? He's got some style. Contribute 20 million Madge.

Rocco Ritchie

by Anonymousreply 91August 16, 2022 4:21 AM

Her skin is smoother than his is. And that’s not a compliment, she looks freakish.

by Anonymousreply 92August 16, 2022 4:23 AM

We know she is headed to Brendad Ickson territory with her photos.

by Anonymousreply 93August 16, 2022 4:25 AM

R20 wow. What is that? 5’3”?

by Anonymousreply 94August 16, 2022 4:29 AM

The internet tells me that Rocco’s height could be anywhere from 5’7” (maaaaaaybe) to 5’11” (ha!!!!). I think he’s 5’5”, maybe 5’6” based on r20. He’s rich from both parents, decent-looking, exercises—he’ll be alright. But he won’t be tall.

by Anonymousreply 95August 16, 2022 4:35 AM

Everyone on DL is a an ancient white ugly bottom or basement dwelling incel fat white bottom.

Short boys like Rocco with his ectomorph built are sexy naked. That's him. Broad shoulders, narrow waste, thicker thighs. Builds muscle fast. Hot round ASS. It's better on a Black man of 5'8", but Rocco be cute as fuck and a bit handsome for 5'4" and white boy. He's got some hair we can grab onto.

He's way better looking than most tall skinny white guys with narrow shoulders, flat asses, limp hair and too big feet.

In other words - he don't appeal to the incels that want to suck a teenage boy off and he's not big enough for the millions of DL ancient bottoms who haven't seen DICK in 25 years.

Stop objectifying the guy. Rocco seems confident in his style and looks and knows how to present himself.

I don't fuck white boys ever, but Rocco is a c u t e hot ass lil thug.

by Anonymousreply 96August 16, 2022 4:44 AM

Hi Coretta/r96!

by Anonymousreply 97August 16, 2022 4:49 AM

Is the queen at r96 the leaf who works in NYC? He sounds short.

by Anonymousreply 98August 16, 2022 4:51 AM

R96 Hi ancient black fag.

by Anonymousreply 99August 16, 2022 4:54 AM

Hey ancient white incel RACIST fags!

All y'all are so predictable.

I'm a man. Black. 39. A KING.

I know what I like and and KNOW who's out HERE. Fucking fat white sexless freaks covered in basement mold and their mommy's vaginal WEB.

The rest of y'all are ANCIENT white RACIST fags!

Rocco is cute. Madonna is a footnote. Gays born in the late 1940s liked her.

by Anonymousreply 100August 16, 2022 5:03 AM

Omg, the crazy is STRONG on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 101August 16, 2022 5:05 AM

Well guys, I guess we have to listen to him. He works in New York and knows what’s out HERE. Who are we to argue?

by Anonymousreply 102August 16, 2022 5:06 AM

I always vote to block these M threads

by Anonymousreply 103August 16, 2022 5:08 AM

*mesomorph

It's been a while since I studied anatomy. Rocco is a mesomorph! That's my type.

I'm not short, but my bf is. That's the way I like a bitchboy. I fuck who I want. I got choices.

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by Anonymousreply 104August 16, 2022 5:09 AM

I googled Madonna and child and all I got was this masterpiece.

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by Anonymousreply 105August 16, 2022 5:09 AM

Rocco is obviously gay, since he's never had a girlfriend. Why doesn't he just come out?

by Anonymousreply 106August 16, 2022 5:11 AM

I'm an EMPEROR!

by Anonymousreply 107August 16, 2022 5:16 AM

R106 He doesn’t want his mum’s crusty old fans sending him ass photos?

by Anonymousreply 108August 16, 2022 5:17 AM

Poor Rocco, having to deal with his crazy mother and her ass implants and then the creepy DLer who is obsessed with him.

Run, Rocco, run!!

by Anonymousreply 109August 16, 2022 5:20 AM

Rocco looks attractive in OP’s photo. By the looks of this picture it would seem Madge gave birth to him when she was only12.

by Anonymousreply 110August 16, 2022 5:20 AM

r101 Typical for a Rocco thread.

by Anonymousreply 111August 16, 2022 5:38 AM

r106 Because he knows Madonna would be thrilled to have a gay child, and he doesn't want to give her the satisfaction.

by Anonymousreply 112August 16, 2022 5:40 AM

While Rocco has his father's eyes, he got some of her jawline. Looks good on him.

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by Anonymousreply 113August 16, 2022 6:00 AM

Rocco is such a cutie

by Anonymousreply 114August 16, 2022 6:09 AM

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by Anonymousreply 115August 16, 2022 6:23 AM

Rocco turned out gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 116August 16, 2022 6:24 AM

Kinston likes to post interesting photos with daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 117August 16, 2022 6:27 AM

Gwen Stefani is barely above Tiffany.

by Anonymousreply 118August 16, 2022 6:29 AM

even Deacon is taller than Reese and Ryan…

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by Anonymousreply 119August 16, 2022 6:37 AM

stilettos

by Anonymousreply 120August 16, 2022 6:43 AM

r119 Sweet Meat Boi!

by Anonymousreply 121August 16, 2022 6:59 AM

You have poor taste R121.

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by Anonymousreply 123August 16, 2022 7:13 AM

He got the hairy chest from her.

by Anonymousreply 124August 16, 2022 8:25 AM

This thread has me dying of laughter! 😂😂😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 125August 16, 2022 8:54 AM

R24 Also the hairy hole tops go wild about.

by Anonymousreply 126August 16, 2022 9:17 AM

I think the main thing is he lost weight. He was a real porker before.

by Anonymousreply 127August 16, 2022 9:28 AM

I was checking out Kingston's Instagram at R117, and people posting comments there are VICIOUS!

[quote] ihatejulisomuch why is ur mom still in her cultural appropriation era 😡it’s 2022 tell her old ass to stop SHES 52!!! i’m her number one fan and i cant keep supporting a racist despite that i love her so much

[quote] sugarmag777 your Dad Gavin is an amazing incredible person. You are so lucky he is your father. He is highly intelligent, wise, healthy, fit, handsome, talented, SMART, and is a good, true person. Blake is a gross drunk. Avoid him as much as possible.

[quote] bindingearth._ Dm me now with your cashapp,Apple Pay or PayPal and get spoiled with my money ❤️❤️❤️

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by Anonymousreply 128August 16, 2022 12:11 PM

Gwen and Blake are trash. So no lies lol

by Anonymousreply 129August 16, 2022 12:18 PM

In OP’s photo he has a cute enough face and luscious wavy hair, resembling a mid 80s Stock Aitken Waterman pop star, but we’ll see what direction his looks go in. It could just be one of those “that’s a really good photo of me” photos we have all had.

by Anonymousreply 130August 16, 2022 12:39 PM

Rocco still looks deformed, his plastic surgery monstrosity of a mother much so.

by Anonymousreply 131August 16, 2022 12:44 PM

Madonna like Gwen Stefani and Lady Gaga really tried to erase her Italian features with the nose job, bottle blonde hair and other procedures. But I live in NJ where every Italian American women dyes their hair blonde or goes over the top with the sunless tans like Ariana Grande.

by Anonymousreply 132August 16, 2022 12:48 PM

And Rocco and Lourdes still ended up looking Italian much to Madonna's dismay.

by Anonymousreply 133August 16, 2022 12:52 PM

R132, the two of them still look very Italian. Madonna looks Asian.

by Anonymousreply 134August 16, 2022 12:53 PM

Poor Rocco. He's so fleshy.

by Anonymousreply 135August 16, 2022 12:55 PM

Poor kid. Can you imagine your mother using your birthday as an excuse to flaunt her surgically enhanced ass on social media?

by Anonymousreply 136August 16, 2022 12:57 PM

There are more pics of her posing than there are of him in that post about *his* birthday FFS. Textbook narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 137August 16, 2022 12:59 PM

I love short, stocky, handsome guys. DL is indeed full of incels and vicious queens who avoid the sight of their aged, decrepit selves in mirrors while judging the attractiveness of young men who will never pay them an ounce of attention. It's so transparent in every post. The burning envy and sadness emanate in waves from every nasty post here.

Rocco is hot, rich and famous just for being born. He's also shorter than average, which means nothing to most people with more depth than an oil slick. It kills you that he'll have a life you couldn't dream of.

by Anonymousreply 138August 16, 2022 1:30 PM

Madonna’s ass implants make her look older.

by Anonymousreply 139August 16, 2022 1:41 PM

He looks like an EPIC guido...

by Anonymousreply 140August 16, 2022 1:43 PM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 141August 16, 2022 1:57 PM

R132 I thought Madonna was proud of her italian heritage(Same Lady Gaga- not sure about Gwen Stefani)

It's interesting because they all look better when they had dark hair

by Anonymousreply 142August 16, 2022 2:23 PM

Nobody has a choice about their height. I think we should de-stimagtize height in general. Rocco is hot. No matter his height.

by Anonymousreply 143August 16, 2022 2:40 PM

It's not a family when your relationships are lavender. Guaranteed this kid is gay

by Anonymousreply 144August 16, 2022 2:41 PM

[quote]It's not a family when your relationships are lavender.

This is homophobic to the core. Get the fuck out of here.

Why is garbage like this tolerated here??

by Anonymousreply 145August 16, 2022 2:47 PM

grey chest hair?

by Anonymousreply 146August 16, 2022 2:51 PM

Agreed, R145.

F&F.

by Anonymousreply 147August 16, 2022 2:55 PM

[quote]Madonna like Gwen Stefani and Lady Gaga really tried to erase her Italian features with the nose job

Gaga still looks Italian and looks very Italian with darker hair(see House of Gucci). Madonna hasn't looked the least bit Italian since the Like a Prayer video. Gwen has never looked Italian to me.

Ariana looks like the Mona Lisa.

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by Anonymousreply 148August 16, 2022 4:15 PM

i'm sorry, why do we care about Ariana Grande on this thread???

by Anonymousreply 149August 16, 2022 4:44 PM

Rocco looks like a French-Canadian coal miner.

by Anonymousreply 150August 16, 2022 4:57 PM

Can we just call him Rocco Bottom

by Anonymousreply 151August 16, 2022 4:58 PM

Does Rocco still live in London?

by Anonymousreply 152August 16, 2022 5:03 PM

Really, r150?

And wha t would be the precise locations of these mines?

by Anonymousreply 153August 16, 2022 5:05 PM

Does Madonna post here?

I'll bet she's trolling everyone.

by Anonymousreply 154August 16, 2022 5:18 PM

[quote] Madonna is 63 years old

Actually, today is her birthday and she's 64!

by Anonymousreply 155August 16, 2022 5:19 PM

Not without her bifocals.

by Anonymousreply 156August 16, 2022 5:19 PM

I think his bodily proportions make him look shorter than he is. He looks pretty sexy in the new pics.

by Anonymousreply 157August 16, 2022 5:23 PM

He looks good. This is Sponcon. What did Luisa Beccaria Clothing (Brand) give her?

by Anonymousreply 158August 16, 2022 5:28 PM

Rocco should send this photo to NASA to find it’s exact global coordinates, angle, exposure, phase of the moon, and whatever else so he can always take his pictures there.

Because homeboy is quite the little troll.

by Anonymousreply 159August 16, 2022 5:33 PM

*its

by Anonymousreply 160August 16, 2022 5:34 PM

[quote] I think his bodily proportions make him look shorter than he is. He looks pretty sexy in the new pics.

Guy Ritchie is short.

Madonna is short.

Rocco is short.

The end.

by Anonymousreply 161August 16, 2022 5:35 PM

I am tall and still growing. The beginning.

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by Anonymousreply 162August 16, 2022 5:58 PM

Happy B-day, Madge.

A consummate moment in American cinema....

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by Anonymousreply 163August 16, 2022 6:44 PM

Body of Evidence was the worst Basic Instinct wannabe. And Madge was no Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 164August 16, 2022 6:48 PM

[quote] Gwen has never looked Italian to me.

Really?! She looks like every Italian-American girl I grew up with: olive skin, high cheekbones, full lips, big brows, etc. I could tell she was a WOP before I ever knew her name.

by Anonymousreply 165August 16, 2022 7:14 PM

I grew up in the Northeast in a area with a lot of Italian Americans. Gwen fits in perfectly, I think being raised in a shallow place like Orange County though must have made her aspire to WASPy Real Housewife-ness. I agree with the posters Gaga did the least to distance herself from her Italian American heritage.

by Anonymousreply 166August 16, 2022 7:22 PM

R148 Gwen looks VERY italian in the "Cool" Music video, when she has those dark hair, and she looks great in it.

Well, in italy most women dye their hair blond anyway.

On topic , Rocco lis so cute

by Anonymousreply 167August 16, 2022 7:24 PM

Madonna looked beautiful in Like A Prayer with dark wavy hair. That short bleached blonde do with thick eyebrows during True Blue was just not it for her.

by Anonymousreply 168August 16, 2022 7:27 PM

R166 true, except for the name change

by Anonymousreply 169August 16, 2022 8:58 PM

Rocco would make a really good Bud Bundy in a Married with Children reboot. Short, questionable hairdos and dorky but can be cute if in the right lighting.

by Anonymousreply 170August 16, 2022 9:59 PM

Is he a gay?

by Anonymousreply 171August 16, 2022 10:12 PM

R145 it's not homophobic to condemn a lavender marriage. It's completely fraudulent and the kids produced are gay. Look at Brad Pitt's three bio kids. All gay. Me thinks you are in a lavender relationship with a fag hag and your kids look like Jennifer Garner's kids. You know who hates gay kids the most? The gay father who produced the gay son who refused to butch it up.

by Anonymousreply 172August 17, 2022 5:21 AM

R172 may as well be speaking Martian. What the fuck?

by Anonymousreply 173August 17, 2022 5:22 AM

Madonna is short and gay.

Ritchie is short and gay.

Rocco is short and gay.

The end.

by Anonymousreply 174August 17, 2022 5:23 AM

He does look good there.Just a good pic though,he's still fugly in real life.

by Anonymousreply 175August 17, 2022 5:27 AM

Shoot.

by Anonymousreply 176August 17, 2022 5:32 AM

Guy Ritchie is not that short he is 5”11 the same height as Brad,Leo and George Clooney and they are way taller than Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 177August 17, 2022 5:34 AM

Rocco is lucky he doesn't look like his grandpa Silvio!

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by Anonymousreply 178August 17, 2022 5:46 AM

[quote] Rocco is lucky he doesn't look like his grandpa Silvio!

Just give it some time!

by Anonymousreply 179August 17, 2022 5:48 AM

Holy smokes.

by Anonymousreply 180August 17, 2022 5:49 AM

Madonna looks like Silvio turned tranny freak.

by Anonymousreply 181August 17, 2022 5:50 AM

Madonna and Silvio have the same gap in between their two upper middle teeth.

by Anonymousreply 182August 17, 2022 5:53 AM

I think Rocco looks hot because of the filters she uses

by Anonymousreply 183August 17, 2022 6:12 AM

That’s a very interesting theory, r183!

I think r183 cracked it. I feel dumb.

by Anonymousreply 184August 17, 2022 6:15 AM

Are there any recent non filtered photos of Rocco?

by Anonymousreply 185August 17, 2022 6:20 AM

I’ve been had!

by Anonymousreply 186August 17, 2022 6:26 AM

^Sad and blue

by Anonymousreply 187August 17, 2022 6:40 AM

It's R174, the Everyone's Short and Gay Troll. Insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 188August 17, 2022 6:54 AM

R188 = short and gay

Just sayin’

by Anonymousreply 189August 17, 2022 6:55 AM

R189 = shart and fey

Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 190August 17, 2022 7:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that made me laugh for real

by Anonymousreply 191August 17, 2022 7:14 AM

R178 Wow he looks exactly how the son of Madonna and Sean Penn would look like.

by Anonymousreply 192August 17, 2022 12:34 PM

96- You clearly do not know what "ectomorph" means. Nothing worse than a preaching cunt who can't spell or is illiterate.

by Anonymousreply 193August 17, 2022 12:36 PM

[quote]it's not homophobic to condemn a lavender marriage

That's not what you said. This is the quote in question:

[quote]It's not a family when your relationships are lavender.

There is a long history of denying the validity of gay marriages, gay adoption, any form of gay parenting, "chosen families" and so on. There is a long history of mocking and denigrating any attempt by gay people to create families of their own.

Even the "lavender marriages" you speak of with such archaic terminology weren't all as you describe: many were entered into in full agreement by both parties, produced children that were loved and wanted, and provided a family life and financial stability for queer partners at a time when openly homosexual relationships were criminalized.

Your phrasing, besides being a century or more out of touch, was sloppy and thoughtless. Maybe you didn't mean to exactly mimic the same talking point that ur homophobic enemies have used against us for centuries, but that's what you did, and you don't get to deny it after the fact.

by Anonymousreply 194August 17, 2022 12:37 PM

[quote]Rocco is lucky he doesn't look like his grandpa Silvio!

He looks exactly like him, sans teef.

by Anonymousreply 195August 17, 2022 2:30 PM

Rocco is fugly hot, poor madge. None of her kids are pretty. Like jlo's hideous twins. Must sting.

by Anonymousreply 196August 17, 2022 3:10 PM

Rocco is much cuter than the older sister 😔

by Anonymousreply 197August 17, 2022 3:16 PM

Madonna is Silvio in drag, she looks exactly like her father, they have the same shaped face, same gap in their front teeth and the same eyes.

by Anonymousreply 198August 18, 2022 10:09 AM

God must be a Janet fan.

by Anonymousreply 199August 18, 2022 10:21 AM

R199 No one in 2022 is a jane fan

by Anonymousreply 200August 18, 2022 10:23 AM

Sheeeeeeeeeit.

by Anonymousreply 201August 18, 2022 10:25 AM

I have a feeling she looks NOTHING like these photos, behind closed doors, where she’s probably living a private, pedestrian life none of us are aware exists.

Just look at her butt, in these photos.

That’s not a BBL. Those are butt pads built into shape wear.

by Anonymousreply 202August 18, 2022 11:00 AM

R202 You're as bright as the qanon'ers if you actually think that.

by Anonymousreply 203August 18, 2022 11:04 AM

r153 Cape Breton

by Anonymousreply 204August 19, 2022 3:19 AM

All that money and it still won't make him taller than that glass she's holding.

by Anonymousreply 205August 19, 2022 3:23 AM

Chubby Chola has been keeping a low profile lately. I guess it's Rocco's time to shine.

by Anonymousreply 206August 19, 2022 3:30 AM

Rocco will always be more charming and likable than that thirsty, fame whoring David Banda.

by Anonymousreply 207August 19, 2022 3:34 AM

He looks like a thicker, shorter Daniel Medvedev, with a full head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 208August 19, 2022 3:38 AM

What's this obsession with height? I'd rather have the handsome, hot, progeny of pop music royalty, than the towering dead eyed, Lurch-like, fascist stool pile of Barron Trump

by Anonymousreply 209August 19, 2022 4:08 AM

Madonna's facial features look better on a male. Just like how Victoria Beckham's son has her exact same face but looks better..

by Anonymousreply 210August 19, 2022 4:10 AM

#YESSAUSAGE

by Anonymousreply 211August 21, 2022 3:46 AM

Are there more pics of him from the party? The pic at the OP looks like he's dieted down to no longer stocky.

by Anonymousreply 212August 21, 2022 4:06 AM

She's spooky.

by Anonymousreply 213August 21, 2022 4:08 AM

He’s a good looking lad . Great head of hair

by Anonymousreply 214August 21, 2022 4:08 AM

What's wrong with stocky? He's cute. Madonna is FAT! Her daughter is chubby Jello with a soft belly. Don't hold lil Rocco to such high standards. Madonna has fat GENES. He's a Little Man.

by Anonymousreply 215August 21, 2022 4:09 AM

When you're very short, you don't always look your best when stocky.

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by Anonymousreply 217August 21, 2022 4:13 AM

A more candid shot. Who is the handsome dude in green?

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by Anonymousreply 218August 21, 2022 4:16 AM

David Banda seems like a pistol. What a great kid.

by Anonymousreply 219August 21, 2022 4:17 AM

Madonna should have retired 15 years ago, Had she she'd be alot more respected and not a walking embarrassing cringe. She wouldn't have to "keep up" with the young instagram crowd and not become a botched nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 220August 21, 2022 4:17 AM

I thought this was JC Chasez for a second, not Rocco.

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by Anonymousreply 221August 21, 2022 4:17 AM

Damn. This still is pure Joan Crawford.

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by Anonymousreply 222August 21, 2022 4:20 AM

Huh? That picture must be 10 years old R222. Madonna doesn't resemble anyone human now.

by Anonymousreply 223August 21, 2022 4:22 AM

R20 Wow, I had no idea he's that short. He's actually Tom Cruise short in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 224August 21, 2022 5:23 AM

Poor Rocco...

by Anonymousreply 225August 21, 2022 6:15 AM

Perfect outfit for Rocco: flamboyant pink shirt with ruffles, old school high waisted pants. Even the model is about the same height [or lack of]

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by Anonymousreply 226August 21, 2022 6:35 AM

Rocco is very cute and made to bottom. Newsflash, bottoms don't need to be tall.

by Anonymousreply 227August 21, 2022 12:08 PM

I still want to know the name of the guy at r218. He looks like a contemporary of Rocco's, and not Madonna's type.

by Anonymousreply 228August 21, 2022 2:20 PM

Madonna in the press is refered to as - the "Like A Virgin" or "Material Girl" singer. She needs to get the memo that people don't care about her music Ray of Life and onward. I think she's getting it though because of the re-releasing of her 80s catalog.

by Anonymousreply 229August 21, 2022 2:36 PM

It’s amazing how much Madge, Silvio and Ellen look alike. 23 and me might have had a chip or 2 spontaneously combust when they ran their samples.

Seriously though why do cosmetic surgeons mutilate people after celebrities promote them by getting these surgeries?Has anyone seen the 60 minutes from Australia about cosmetic surgeons maiming people? It’s sad and those butt implants and liposuction are the most dangerous surgeries that exist. just because patients are uneducated or they believe the fake claims made by the surgeons in their ads doesn’t mean that these quacks should be allowed to maim and kill.

There are even talent agents and modeling agencies that recommend for people to get these surgeries. Go to Europe and see many people that still look good and healthy that don’t get any type of cosmetic surgery including the big horse teeth that are being implanted in people now.

by Anonymousreply 230August 21, 2022 2:50 PM

He looks *beautiful* in that photo.

However, Madonna looks in that photo very much *not* how Madonna has looked in recent talk show appearances.

His face may have had as much of a "tune up" in the photo as hers had.

Below is a comparison between the party photo and her Tonight Show appearance a couple of weeks before.

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by Anonymousreply 231August 21, 2022 3:01 PM

Short and stocky is my favorite! One reason I love Rocco.

by Anonymousreply 232August 21, 2022 3:08 PM

Look at these hands. Scary

by Anonymousreply 233August 21, 2022 3:17 PM

Ok, he took a good pic at the OP... That's all...

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by Anonymousreply 234October 16, 2022 1:04 PM

I think his father is Ryan Phillippe.

by Anonymousreply 235October 16, 2022 1:07 PM

Was this in Verona? I know she has a place there in Italy. I am headed there in a couple of weeks. I'll let you know if I bump into her.

by Anonymousreply 236October 16, 2022 1:24 PM

I hope someone has been designated to pry Madonna off of Rocco's crotch when the second wave of pills hits.

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by Anonymousreply 238October 16, 2022 1:29 PM

I'm getting a young Scott Thorson vibe from him.

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by Anonymousreply 240October 16, 2022 1:33 PM

Heffa needs to get her roots did. But Rocco looks spectacular. I had no idea he had a hairy chest.

by Anonymousreply 241October 16, 2022 1:37 PM

He doesn't look spectacular at r240.

by Anonymousreply 242October 16, 2022 1:41 PM

[Quote] Heffa needs to get her roots did.

She gets her roots done. To look like roots.

by Anonymousreply 243October 16, 2022 1:41 PM

I never liked that retro look he was into. All those baggy clothes made him look even shorter. Rocco needs to always dress in tapered shirts and tight slacks. He's lost (or losing) his baby fat and his body is getting more angular and he needs to show that shit off.

by Anonymousreply 244October 16, 2022 1:43 PM

Both are homely. All he seems to do is play dress up. His Dad isn't all that good looking either.

by Anonymousreply 245October 16, 2022 1:56 PM

Does he have a JOB? And I'm not talking about the blow jobs from mommy.

by Anonymousreply 246October 16, 2022 2:04 PM
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