Carl Nassib has signed with Tampa Bay

I wish him and his girlfriend the best. Tampa is a fun city and has some great schools in the wider area. I’m sure they’ll find a tidy house somewhere.

He’ll be sucking lots of Tampa cock

Tremendous! Florida could use another strong strapping heterosexual man in State!

I've been trying to comment in the "Carl Nassib has a new contract, bitches!" thread for 10 hours and still can't! Has it been paywalled for good? Wasn't 600 posts the limit? Anyway, I'm dropping my comment in here: what I wanted to say is that his BF is very cute and obviously fit (being a swimmer), but the 2 moles next to his mouth have got to go, as well as his platinum hair. Boy, do I despise it! It's the ONE fashion trend I just cannot understand, it looks hideous on everyone: if you're black or dark-complected, the contrast is ridiculous, needless to say; if you're fair-skinned, white hair and white skin makes you look like a ghost. Not to mention it makes me think of old age, which is weird AF with youngsters

The swimmer boyfriend is really cute and they don't seem to hide it.

What is the point of coming out and risking your career , your perceived manhood just to be scrutinized and ridiculed by fellow gays

R6 is functionally illiterate AND has poor thought structures. Anyhow, Carl “GayGrift” Nassib? We’re still talking about that phony?

Mr. Potato face’s new bottom is completely average looking in the face for a Scandinavian.

We don't need any more republicans.

R4: yes that thread has been permanently Paywalled, or Murieled, as some of us call it

It happens to popular threads rather often: I guess the rationale is that, if people are so fond of posting in a certain thread, then they can be induced to become a PAYing member in order to post

But alas, that seldom happens

Instead the thread just dies

And if people were enterprising enough, they would just start a Part 2 [or whatever] so people can continue to post, free

R10 It happens to threads where most of the posts are done by the same person.

R11: but that clearly isn’t the case with the Carl thread concerned

There are multiple posters to it, use the ‘Ignore’ button and you’ll see

OP, I think Carl should sit his naked ass on DeSantis face, and say GAY.

Why would Carl say that, r13? What makes him the person you’d pick? Please be specific.

Cutie boyfriend Soren

Carl and Soren at the beach

^ Oops this is the right one, but it’s presumably taken recently at the same visit to the beach

The Danish is cute, good for Carl. 👌

^ yes

A MASC bottom: wet dream come true indeed

What's his boyfriend's name?

R20: Soren Dahl

Thank you, R21.

Nice pic of the boyfriend.

He is not average looking at all, R8. The Dane is hot!

R23: wow he looks really good there

Good bros hanging at the beach. What’s with the boyfriend stuff?

R23 You can find a dozen better looking Danes walking down any street in Copenhagen. His face is average.

What a fugly little troll his bf is. He’s the first out gay in active NFL status and THAT’S the only thing he can pull? Um, okay.

Strut baby strut

r29 You are in every Carl thread 😒

It would be funny to see Desantis reaction to him. Desantis is scared to do more than 1 interview, and he will only do the interview on the radio, so he can pretend to hang up the phone when things get too complex.

Okay, R29, who would you have him with?

Family time [in Denmark earlier in the summer I think]

Throwback: 2018

[quote] We noticed Dahl today after he posted a photo of himself and Carl Nassib on Instagram. Nassib left some red hearts on the photo, prompting some to guess the two are dating. Nassib has appeared in other posts by Dahl over the last few months.

This is all a nasty rumor

He's way better than the twink flamer but he looks like he's huge slut.

OUT mag is on it too

A cute pic

Like a teen magazine Cover boy

Cute, R41.

When did Carl break up with that skinny dark-haired twink who was his boyfriend at the time he came out? This is shocking news that I must have missed on here.

Probably around March or April of this year, R43. There's a photo of them together from February with Carl's friends.

[quote] Carl Nassib Posts Shirtless Pic With New Mystery Man

Mystery man? Someone might want to let the folks over at Out.com know that the bf can hardly be tagged as a “mystery man” when they identify him by name in the next sentence, and he turns out to be an openly gay Olympic swimmer. Where’s the mystery?

Yeah no.

I don't like the boyfriend. He seems slutty

R47 The previous cumdump was a slut as well. Mr. Pota-Toe Face has a thing for slutty AWG bottoms.

That seems to upset you, R48. Sorry he's not attracted to you.

FWIW the Raiders cut him and are off to a 0-2 start and right now trailing in their game against the Titans. Just saying

Yeah, R50 - karma. But in all seriousness, the Raiders need to get rid of Derek Carr. He is the common denominator in losses for the last 9 years. Just not a good enough QB.

Carr Is a MAGA

Raiders lost again. winless on the season

tampa bay is imploding in todays game

Yeah Bucs are shitty today.

Soren is there to watch his man lose today.

lol omg Tampa Bays offense is so bad

on the upside Carl is playing well and pressuring Rodgers

well, the defense gave them a chance to come back and win but the offense was super sluggish today

Hopefully they'll rebound next week. Although they are playing the Chiefs.

Did the new slut boyfriend post any other shot from the game?

R56 Well no wonder they were shit today.

i wonder if he sat with the other wives/gfs of Carl's teammates

[quote] i wonder if he sat with the other wives/gfs of Carl's teammates

"Other"? He's neither.

R64 oh shut up, you know what I meant.

Carl seems to fall for guys too quickly. I guess it's natural he'd want a relationship that aligns with heteronormativity.

I give this a couple of months at best.

they lost to the undercut/ awww

this is all the fb i do.

reading nassib threads.

[quote] other wives/gfs

Haha. He’s gay so he’s a woman!

The dane is a bottom bitch.

What should be the boyfriend’s DL nickname?

I'm called homophobic for saying the truth that Carl is straight. Meanwhile his "fans" on this thread call CN's fake boyfriend a woman. Who's got it twisted? Really, who?

r66, how do you know he falls for them?

R70 cumme hul.

R272 Well, if one of the posts above is real, he posted a photo of him with the boyfriend and there were love emojis underneath.

Plus most people don't go "Instragram official" with partners unless they're fairly certain it's a longer term thing, to avoid having to go back and edit out old photos of them together.

He's had two boyfriends since coming out and it wasn't that long ago. Personally if it was me, I wouldn't be adding couple photos to social media for a good while after I met the person. But then I'm quite a private person so there's that.

Throwback: totally buzzed

He's only posted Instagram stories (they appear for 24 hours and then disappear) and very few of them, R74. He has no photos of the new bf on his regular Instagram feed. It's the boyfriend(s) who are posting more.

R275 Well yeah but someone as followed as him knows stories are as good as permanent, due to the amount of people who clip them.

[quote]Birthday Girl

Carl really has a type, R78.

[quote] Carl really has a type

What's his type?

Birthday girl ? Barf 🤢

Mr. Pota-toe face Carl makes his Danish cum dump “girl” wear panties and a skirt in bed.

Is that Soren at R82?

Of course. I wonder if Carl got his Danish cumdump a Kagekone.

R83: it seems that the rightful owner of the luscious mounds is a certain @silentpics2

R85 damn. knew it was too good to be true

Thank you, R85.

They have to practice in Miami this week because of the hurricane.

Soren is already in Miami.

Yup, r89. This one is more of a clinger. Erik used to fly in for the weekend and then fly back to Philadelphia.

Adventures in Tampa!

Oh no, how did he fare with the Hurricane, terrible time to move to Florida.

R92, his gf got their pets out. Beyond that, no big deal as it was just a rental anyhow.

Are people blaming Tampa for hiring a gay and unleashing one of the worst hurricane in Florida history to bear down on the west coast and nearly wipe it out, because as many of them believe god hates gays and it caused them punishment?

well, it didn't hit tampa, fucktard.

Looks like Soren has been staying with him for a couple of weeks now.

I don't think it's happening for Tampa Bay this year. Brady just isn't as dynamic as he used to be and their offense is just not there. They'll be lucky to make the playoffs

tonight's game is painful to watch

[quote]Are people blaming Tampa for hiring a gay and unleashing one of the worst hurricane in Florida history

I rather doubt that anyone's mind made that connection, especially since Tampa was essentially untouched.

So the new slutty boyfriend is dickmatized or needy?

Nassib sacks Mahomes to finish out the first half! He has had more playing time in this game than any other I have seen this year.

Tampa is MAGA

Good for him, R101. So tired of the homophobia on Twitter feeds. He had a personal foul earlier this game and it was non-stop "Nassib grabbed [whoever from the Chiefs] from behind. He's used to that."

R103 Well they aren’t wrong. Carl is an assloving top man.

a fair amount of actual Tampa Bay fans are on twitter wishing he would be on the field more to stop the run, even though he is a pass rusher

lol. the last two games for Tampa have been so bad

Yeah, R105. The 2 starter OLBs have barely any sacks. One has 1/2 sack and the other 2. Nassib is depth and has 1 at this point. I say he needs to play more.

There seems to be a less team cohesion in Tampa Bay. After a sack or tackle everyone on the Raiders would come up and hug Carl or high five him. Here there is zero interaction and he just walks off the field alone after a play.

Do they high five or hug anyone else after a sack or tackle, R108?

R109 not really. i think it's more of a team culture thing than specifically targeted at him. but it looks awkward because he sometimes goes in for a non existent fist bump 🤣

Ha. Poor guy, R110. Speaking of his last team, they actually won their first game of the season against the Broncos.

Anyway, loyal Soren is at the game today.

Yikes, this game. Brady might be wishing he retired last season.

Yeah. That was dreadful. I turned it off.

what was Brady thinking by coming back?

r111 good boyfriend. 😏

It won't last. That dick is satisfying Soren's hole for now, but the same dick is never enough long term.

Well, it seems to be doing the trick for now, R116. Here they are with friends, and Soren is wearing his man's jersey number.

Carl at a bar.

Of course I don’t even know him, but like many here I feel like proprietary interest, so let me just say that I am proud of him as he is living his life, openly, doing well in his profession, and seems like a nice guy.

R118 Mr. Pota-toe face looks well fed.

Are you calling him fat, R120?

More Soren and friends.

I wonder if those two guys on the right are married to each other; the one on the far right is wearing a wedding band.

They are, R123. This is one of their Instagram profiles (Cason Crane's).

They're not married or gay.

I’m pretty sure the link at r124 shows an awful lot of their wedding photos

R126 The less better looking one that proposed is the top right? Are the tops always the ones that get down on one knee?

Carl is going to get married by the end of the season, isn't he?

Highly doubt it, R128. He may have a new Soren by next season. But I wish them lots of love and happiness.

R128 Soren won’t be the one getting down on his knee (that one time)

The guys at R127 have a twinsy vibe going on.

The boyfriend likes a total whore. I doubt Carl is very good at fucking dudes yet but i do see he's getting sluttier.

Why wouldn't he be good at it, R132? He's been out to family and friends for at least 5 years, which means he's been whoring around for at least 5 years.

Pardon if this one’s been posted before

Throwback: Carl doing good work with @uwsn

The boyfriend is so much more attractive than Nassib. I was following Soren on Instagram before I knew from this thread that he's dating Nassib.

To each their own, R136. I think Nassib is more attractive, although the bf is cute.

Soren is sexy and adorable. He and Carl make a cute couple.

GURLS just wanna have FuN

R133 I think he'd have been very careful about whoring around in the days before he came out.

Besides, he was raised in a 'good Christian family', hence probably prefers monogamy and sex in relationships.

You mean before he came out publicly last year, R140? Because he's been out for years to the people in his life. I don't think he had to be too careful because he wasn't a household name. He didn't have to tell some Grindr hookup that he's an NFL player.

WURK

he's so hot

Throwback: Always go where you’re valued more

Those pants look great on him at R134

Danish-speaking DLers: what sound does the o with the slash through it make, as in this guy's name, Søren?

R141 I know he's been out for years to his family, but I still think he'd have been careful about fucking around before coming out publicly to avoid being outed.

Not saying he didn't have boyfriends, I just doubt he was having lots of casual hookups.

Do we think the new slutty boyfriend has already given up the ass to Carl?

R148 Soren gave it up the first night they met.

[quote]Danish-speaking DLers: what sound does the o with the slash through it make, as in this guy's name, Søren?

I don't speak Danish but I think you pronounce it as Suh-ren

R148 The answer lies in your question. Slutty.

Absolutely. First night that they met.

How could they resist.

Throwback: He’s the Best

Carl doing his Best

I think they are a very cute couple.

Are they living together? Soren has been there for a while.

I don't know. The new boyfriend is super gay and slutty. I didn't think that was Carl's type

You judgmental bitches are never happy.

i think they are adorable together. and both hot

[quote]I didn't think that was Carl's type

Like you know what his "type" is, presuming he even has one.

Everyone has a type, and I’m it.

THe new boyfriend looks like a whore

He does seem like a whore, but maybe he's ready to settle down with Carl?

How does he seem like a whore? He doesn't post thirst traps or post with random guys it's mostly just him out having a good time with girlfriends. Y'all are weird and broken.

[quote]I wish him and his girlfriend the best. Tampa is a fun city and has some great schools in the wider area. I’m sure they’ll find a tidy house somewhere.

Is the girl pregnant yet. When is junior due?

R165 He's posted thirst traps in the past, including one of his ass sticking out. Also, there are screenshots of his Grindr profile (admittedly he's probably not active on there now) so he's clearly into hook ups.

I'm not judging, he can do what he likes, but he definitely has a slutty past. Maybe he's trying to settle down now, though.

Slutty past = most normal gay guys

R168 equals almost everybody who has gone to college or been a teenager

if you had an eight pack and a swimmer's toned body, you'd be showing it off too.

r163 How? Before Carl, he was dating a Brazilian swimmer.

I'm no prude but hook up apps are very slutty whether you wanna admit it not. If your are on Grindr you have slutty tendencies. Again nothing wrong about that but anybody can visually recognize that you advertise as a bottom and hoping to put it good use. Not necessarily a paragon of virtue.

you're*

Let’s dial back the judgement girls. These are two young, fit, great looking guys. There is no shame in having a sex drive.

So, in addition to Adele, Carl is also a SWIFTIE

Music taste can be so revealing

Yeah, he's been a Swiftie for a while. Listen to his Hard Knocks speech when he was with the Browns. Was an early sign..

Erik the ex, who deleted almost everything on his Instagram

Cute, R178.

Wow, these Swifties are thirsty and most don't know he's gay.

R180 Those “swifties” sound like gross bottoms. They know all about him.

Many are girls, R181.

Awe, the dumped boyfriend looks cute there. Poor thing. Tossed aside for a common cum slut bottom.

It's sad, R183.

R183 As granny used to say, it is so unfair that a whore always gets a husband, while decent girl stay alone.

lolz

R185 That's because the whore doesn't mind turning a blind eye to their spouse's extra curricular activitues.

Carl being in his slutty phase explains throwing out sweet Erik for used up hole. At least the guy found out early.

Word

He can't spell.

Oh dear. I wonder if he likes the movie manikin 2 starring fellow magat Kristy Swanson.

He's having another solid game today. And seeing a good amount of playing time. He's being used by Tampa Bay more than he was in Vegas.

I wonder how much time elapsed between the first and second bf, or did they overlap. Wonder how he and the Dane met. I bet they fucked before they had their first date, like the rest of the gay population. Better to find out first before spending time and money on a meal.

I thought it was an error, too, R190, but apparently it's a synonym. From the L.A. Times article:

"Merriam-Webster’s set me straight. “Manikin” is not a spelling error. It’s a synonym of “mannequin.” Less frequently, so is “mannikin.”

The proud bf

R195 adorable!

Carl is super attractive

R195 How tall is he? He looks fucking gigantic. A giant pussy boy is not hot.

You just know the new boyfriend has a sloppy used up old hole. He deflowered poor Erik's tight pink virginal hole and then just moved on. What a typical gay slut.

I think he's 6'4", r198. But he's still shorter than 6'7" Carl.

OUCH

Was he any good?

R195 I bet he has no idea of the rules. Imagine Carl talking about the game and Soren nodding and pretending he understands what's being said.

I’m following this thread and I don’t understand either

I don't think he minds, R203. Erik literally had a "Go Sports" caption on one of his (now deleted) Instagram posts when he visited Carl at a game, and Carl liked the caption. Apparently, knowing about football is a not a pre-requisite to dating him.

BAM!!

A interview

Who tops who?

“Nassib also admitted that before meeting Taylor Swift, whom he’s now seen in concert three times, he’d considered buying a Rolex just to impress her, or in his parlance, “so she knows I got it.”” Carl is a hardcore swiftie

“I would be in a platonic relationship with Taylor Swift in five seconds!” he says. “I’m in love with Taylor Swift. I almost bought a Rollie just to be her friend, not even to date her. She doesn’t hang out with any fucking nerds. She only hangs out with rich, exciting people. So no, I wasn’t overcompensating.”

this is hilarious

“When coming out, he tells me, he wanted to control the narrative. He had started dating someone, “and I definitely didn’t want to be outed.”” So.. He was dating Erik before he came out 👀

This interview does him no favors. He comes across as a massive jerk.

“”Earlier in our conversation, Nassib casually mentioned his boyfriend. I ask if his boyfriend is also moving to Tampa—which seems like a fair question, since he’s already mentioned the guy—but Nassib shuts it down, saying kindly but firmly, “I think we can talk about my boyfriend at a different time.”“

He IS dating Soren

dating = plowing

R213, I think that's been established.

He comes across as he always does when interviewed. A little cocky and a bit meathead-y. I don't think he comes across as a jerk.

Yeah, he was dating his ex before he came out. He mentioned it in his first interview that he did after coming out. They have been dating for a couple months before.

The interview makes it sound like he's still masking to a degree.

Perhaps because he seems desperate to give off a "I'm gay but not one of those camp annoying gays" vibe.

Now this is rather pointed

[quote] Again, I get it. He’d like some privacy. But if the public had to endure constant updates about Aaron Rodgers’s relationship with Shailene Woodley, I say, maybe we can ask one question about the only out player’s boyfriend?

R218 Nassib thinks about this for a second and then barks, “Who the hell is Shailene Woodley?”

“She’s an actress,” I say. “She was dating Aaron Rodgers. She was in Big Little Lies?”

“I love that show,” Nassib says, leaning toward the camera. “Which one was she?”

I'm sure people will pick through the interview and find parts they don't like that I thought he came across kind of charming and funny. Like, I totally hang out with him.

She's the one that's not Nicole Kidman or Reese Witherspoon surely he's heard of them. Turn in you gay card Carl.

To be fair, I am a gay man and he's doing better than me. I've never seen the show and I don't know who she is.

I think he is cute, like a puppy.

Shailene was the stinky looking anti vaxx bitch, hon.

Carl looks super sexy in that photo in R207.

[quote]outed.So.. He was dating Erik before he came out

[quote]Yeah, he was dating his ex before he came out.

Before he came out publicly. He’s been out to his family and friends for years.

Mmmm...this pic.

Carl Magassib is a full on monet.

[quote]An interview

Carl has a potty mouth!

those big hairy legs!

[quote] Carl has a potty mouth!

Psssst: So does the President of the United States.

the interview made me laugh. i'm one of the few gay men working in my field in my region. almost all of the people I work with and for are straight men in a pretty casual, non-office, setting. We all sound just like him when we talk. Every other word is "fuck"

I'd kneel and lick him everywhere.

^ Stand up!

Raiders lose again. 1-4. Not sure how well the Bucs will ultimately do this season, but looks like Carl has (so far) had the last laugh.

Throwback: Carl with a baby nephew

Will there be kids on the horizon for Carl and Soren?

R236 OK he does look like a cute corn fed pota-toe there.

R236 Has Carl's girlfriend already given birth?

Only if you count butt babies.

R238 = potatoe = Dan Quayle

Distant horizon, R237, if Carl sticks with him and doesn't find another guy in the off-season.

Carl does gay face well.

Good news. He was back in practice today after missing a day due to illness.

He’s my man

Looking at the comments under the twitter OP posted - horrible homophobia, haven't seen that sort of thing in so long.

In football, R246? The homophobia has always been rampant. Even Carl isn't sure anyone else will come out anytime soon in the NFL.

Carl Magasib is used to being around homophobes.

Did he catch something from the new slut boyfriend? Why did he miss practice?

Throwback: the picture ex bf Erik posted, which told the world all’s not well

R250 Looks like Erik was tired of being an exclusive bottom for the orange herman munster and found himself a shorter bottom’s hole to take his frustrations out on.

No, R251. That shorter guy's Insta profile in Erik's pic was already posted, and the shorter guy is clearly a top.

What makes you say he’s “clearly a top”?

Stereotype much?

Come work @pmgworldwide

Stereotypes almost always have an element of truth to them

Otherwise they would not have become stereotypes

He's pretty, R254.

WAY too pretty for the gurls on here. They won't even see it.

R256: he is indeed

He just had a monster drive. Every snap been dominated by him. Tampa Bay fans on social media are begging the coach to play him more often

Omg

they lost today but Carl was really good when he was in and probably earned more snaps going forward

like "go, gurl!" snaps?

We need more straight allies like Carl!

Lol..Yes, like "go, gurl" snaps. In case you were curious.

Being honored

Not surprisingly, the Swifties are thrilled

Is the slutty boyfriend still clinging?

^ oh honey they have barely started

Isn't the boyfriend an advertised bottom? The hole is probably detroyed

Yes, R269, at least according to bf's circa 2019 Grindr.

Do bottoms always have a sore ass or does the ass adjust in time?

Look at the bottom shaming homophobes on this thread. And they cancelled poor old Mark Knopfler for singing the words "That little faggot is a millionare", which weren't even about homosexual, but POV of blue collar worker on rock musicians.

‘FUCK Bottom Shaming!’

Meanwhile Erik is spending time with the gals picking apples

Awww, R274. He's sweet.

Ha. I actually look a bit like the ex-bf but with a swarthier face and the ability to grow facial hair.

All smiles

The original

"And they cancelled poor old Mark Knopfler for singing the words "That little faggot is a millionare", which weren't even about homosexual, but POV of blue collar worker on rock musicians."

He wasn't canceled, you "cancel culture" Republican trolls will have to try a bit harder

TB has been hard to watch this year. Brady is looking old, he can't scramble or run, he looks like he's afraid to get hit. All he can do is sit back and throw. Nassib is having an ok season but the rest of the defense can't get 3rd down stops.

Throwback: Butterfly baby

More throwback: the video that clued us all in

This is quite poignant, and encouraging/motivating, for young kids

[quote]Ha. I actually look a bit like the ex-bf but with a swarthier face

So you have a weatherbeaten face that is dark due to labouring outside in the sun all day?

Don't forget the torn up wasted hole.

It seems the tide is turning on slutty Soren and DLers now prefer the more wholesome apple-picking Erik!

How fickle we are.

Haha... some guy on Twitter is trying to get Carl in trouble for calling them "nerds" while they were heckling the players.

Tasteless millennial white faggots love them some taytay.

Soren flew to Tampa yesterday. Missed his man.

Friendly with fans

Søren just posted this

Cute, R291. Hope that Søren gets to watch a win, although that's unlikely considering how the Bucs have been playing.

I can't hear the audio to that video. Is that Taylor Swift he's jamming to?

R293: the video I believe is silent

^ what I meant is the original clip posted by Søren on his Instagram Story was without sound

r290 Cute.

Training

Follow the Leader…?

Looks more like Pattycake

No wonder the Bucs have been losing

Carl will be playing tonight in the Thursday Night Game

He may get more playing time for the time being. Their defense keeps on getting injured.

My God, this team is terrible. What happened to Brady?

It's so bad

They play the Rams next and then the Seahawks in Munich. So they can humiliate themselves internationally as well.

How’d they do tonight?

They lost as usual.

How did Carl do?

Google and check his stats

he was fine. Missed one tackle behind the line of scrimmage but the drive didn't produce anything. not a great game for him but also not a particularly bad individual performance. The whole team is just disjointed

Whole team sucks

And not in a good way

One of the starter OLBs (Shaquil Barrett) was injured. They think it's an Achilles injury, which means it's likely a season-ender for him. The Bucs will either bring on someone else to replace him or elevate Carl or the other backup (Anthony Nelson) to starter.

Was the slutty boyfriend at the game?

I'm sure he was. They've been together since Sunday.

Spending the weekend in South Carolina.

He probably only has a year or two left in the NFL. He's already had a longer career than most players have. Glad to see him enjoying himself.

R316: the place does have a nice ambiance

Isn’t this sweet

Y’all can have one custom made at @whashaninncustoms too!

And for the romantic Charleston getaway

I feel bad for the twink. He never did anything fun with the twink. He jetsets now with the new promiscuous boyfriend.

New boyfriend has higher expectations. He lives in NYC, works in marketing, and is constantly having a good time. Carl had to up his game. Twinky is sweet but seems to only go apple-picking with his mom and sisters.

I agree with R322. I think Eric is a sweetheart, but he does seemed geared towards wine tours and farmers markets with a bunch of his female friends. Soren, on the other hand, seems a lot more adventurous.

Throwback: handsome in beige

Y’all are right about Erik: here he is, low-key drinking wine with his gals

R323 By adventurous you mean slutty

🤷‍♂️

Carl just wanted to deflower the twink and tossed him out after popping the cherry of fresh pink hole.

They're at a wedding in S. Carolina.

😍😍😍

OK, they are hot

Severino is very high-maintenance, like a gay version of Olivia Mea Culpable. Also, he has a hot body, but a so-so face, and that platinum hair is 🤮 Carl is better-lewking than him and could've found someone hotter

Also, I kinda feel bad for the twink. He looks like nice person and was seduce and abandoned. Do you think Carl ever really cared for him?

The new slutty boyfriend looks like her was smelling cookies all over that wedding in the the pic.

Hope so, R333. He seemed to really be into him at the time, but guess Carl is one of those whose attention shifts quickly.

Throwback: to compare and contrast with the pic at r329

Personally I feel Søren is more compatible with Carl at this particular stage of his life: late 20s, career at its peak, fame and fortune - it’s time to get all the Partying out of his system

Erik would probably be good for a later tamer stage of life, but not now, when hormones are raging and drinks are flowing and good times are roaring

What do y’all think?

I agree, R336. Now that he’s openly out and comfortable, he seems to want to live it up, and the swimmer fits the bill. Once he tires of the fast life, he’ll look for another homebody.

R336 He's so kewwwww, hope he finds someone special

Button up your shirt slut. Who wears a shirt like that to a wedding?

R337 He's such a slut then. And I also happen to think Eric is facially the best-lewking of the 3

I wonder if they deliberately wore matching outfits, or if they'd just taken off their jackets and ties for the after party and hence it just looks that way.

Also, Carl's shoes are too casual for a weddiing; Soren's are far more suitable.

It's clear they're still in the honeymoon phase and they look good together.

Soren has a strong American accent when he speaks English. The Danish comes through just slightly. This video is from 6 years ago so his American accent has probably gotten stronger.

R341: they definitely planned and matched their outfits

It’s something boyfriends universally practice, especially when it’s hot and heavy in the beginning

It's a pretty good accent, R342, but you can clearly tell he's not American in how he pronounces many words. But he's definitely trying to sound American.

Younger Europeans almost always speak with an American accent

DL non-Fave Greta Thunberg’s British accent is an exception

R345 Agreed. Not sure if it's a conscious thing or if it's just because they learn a lot of their English from American people.

Carl reposted Soren's photo from R329 to his Instagram stories. Still going strong..

r343 Soooooo annoying!

Do we think Carl tore up that used up hole after that wedding?

R349, and likely before.

r342 I love his accent.

MAGA faggot!

r352 Go to hell, you libturd! Now, go be a good Demonrat and take your 8th shot

[quote]Button up your shirt slut. Who wears a shirt like that to a wedding?

This had me roaring with laughter. I don’t know why.

I love bitches like you though.

Carl seeing some early action in this game and has a tackle in the first quarter

so far getting a ton more snaps than usual in the first half

Tampa Bay's offense looks horrible again

🤣🤣🤣 this game is so bad

So bad. Where's the slut tonight? Is he clinging at the game?

throughout this really bad stretch of games Nassib has played fine. About what you would expect. He clogs up some spaces that he needs to and he isn't blowing any plays. He's a solid member of the defense but the overall team play and the coaching is horrendous. The offense in particular is dreadful.

Wow. Brady comes through in the last minute.

Hot Damn. they actually won

Hopefully this will give them a morale boost (as bad as this game was) and they'll win in Munich next week. Not holding my breath though.

I wonder if Soren will join him in Munich and then they'll fly to Denmark to meet his family (since the Bucs have a bye week after the game in Germany).

Waiting is the hardest part

ACTION!

Manly man

Do you think Carl has a hairy or smooth hole?

r367 Ewwwwww, get fucked

R367: I hope it’s smooth, but given that his body hair is obviously blond [as you can see in the pictures posted], it won’t be so noticeable even if it’s hairy

r367 and r369 You 2 are disgusting. Anyway, he looks fairly smooth all over, so...

I take it, despite this forum being full of libturds, everyone's attracted to this guy

R367 I suspect hairy. I'd be very surprised if he's bottomed - given his choice of partners so far - and hence he likely wouldn't see the need to shave his hole.

Also, he's a 'masc' gay and likely rejects anything that would make him seem less masc.

Carl is very attractive.

R374 I think a lot of the Repugs would love him, too. After all, he's a 'good gay' -- he doesn't act effeminate by wearing make up and skipping about, plus he does manly things like playing football.

Most would accept him, as he doesn't rub it in their faces. In fact, I'd say some Republicans would cite him as an example of how they can't be homophobic because they have no issue with Nassib (oh and they also have a gay friend, too).

Swiftie news updates

I guess Erik isn’t a Morning Person

Carl heading out to Germany today with his team.

^Is the slut tagging along?

R376 Exactly, who is? Anyway, he's STUNNING! Carl has excellent taste in BFs!

Looking up

I hope Carl is prepared for the kinky Germans

R380 Both his BFs are facially better-lewking than him

R382 True. Tall, muscly, masc gay men don't need to be that handsome facially, though.

R383 That's how rare they are

Erik, besides being very handsome, gives off a very wholesome vibe. You can just tell he must be a really good guy just by looking at him. Remind me again why Carl dumped him for that slut. Maybe he was too safe and boring for his liking?

The twink while cute as a button is not masc in any way. It's unfortunate he was dumped for som cheap slut floozy.

who is hot as hell, probably a freak in bed, and hung.

R386 & R387 I disagree that he's not masculine: he's just cute instead of butch, but that doesn't mean he's a flamer. Also, what difference does it even make if Soren is hung or not? Carl's a top! Geez...

R283, what a gorgeous guy . His eyes look sad . Fuck the haters

Hangin’

Soren's family with Carl at the Munich game.

Damn, he's so tall.

Already meeting the fam, I hear wedding bells

sexy hump times.

The family! I can't even!

[quote]sexy hump times

With the in-laws?

euros, who knows?

He never did any of this with Erik. Does anybody know how long they dated? Why is he rushing into things with Severino? How long has he been dating him anyway?

r307 Reported

Absolutely not true, R398. There's a pic of Erik's parents and sisters with Carl at a Raiders game in Pittsburgh from last year.

Erik deleted all of his Carl pics, but it was there previously.

r401 Ahhhhhhhhhh didn't know that. So, he always IMMEDIATELY meets the fam

Bucs won.

You're weirdly obsessed with this guy for him being a Republican. How come? Do you wish to be plowed by him?

How do we know these are the slut's parents?

R405 Cause he posted it on his Instragram.

And he said that his "heart is full" on the post.

Carl called them the Danes on IG.

nippled gatorade?

Carl looks great in the pictures above.

Hot pic of Carl taken by bf.

Soren really likes to show off Carl.

So he's a slut and and show off?

Awww. Carl and Soren had Thanksgiving with some of Carl's teammates (and SOs) in Tampa. One big happy family.

He's promoting his new app in Brooklyn, is he living there with the bf when not playing?

really cute pic of the couple

his hands like huge in that pic

His hands are huge. R415, I think he still has a house in PA but looks like he's been living in Brooklyn in the offseason.

Tampa Bay and Cleveland are in overtime and Nassib is having his best game of the year. He's all over the field

It’s nice that Soren, who was in Cleveland this weekend, travels to the Bucs away games.

Unfortunately, the Bucs lost in overtime.

Not unfortunately.

I can’t stand that fucking douchebag, trumper Brady. I’m glad he lost.

Soren was in Tampa, R420, probably to join Carl in that team Thanksgiving dinner. He didn't travel to Cleveland.

^^Creepy.

He took the advertised bottom slut boyfriend around his teammates?

Is Gronk going to fuck him?

Things are getting serious!

I still prefer Michael Sam and Vito.

Celebrity athlete love is hotter when it's interracial, and/or when one of the two is descended from revered mobsters.

Lol. Not sure that Michael Sam and Vito lasted.

The bottom slut does seem desperate. He seems to follow him around everywhere. That little slut is dickmatsized.

Hanging out at Whole Foods on a Saturday night.

He looks like he just took a plowing before heading to the market.

kind of insane that the Bucs are leading their division

they probably won't after tonight

nice tackle by carl

They're lucky that the rest of the division is such trash, R432. But yeah, they'll probably be knocked off the perch today.

What's crazy is that even if the Bucs lose today (and it looks like they will), they will still be number 1 in the division with a 5-7 record.

nice tip by nassib to give the bucs a small chance of staying in this game

he has a sexy swagger when walking on the field after a play

Carl Nassib!!!!!

I love him!!!

Bucs pull out the win.

nassib was fantastic on the last two drives. he kept the saints to a field goal with the tip then the sack forced them to turn the ball over on downs. great game

Aww...Soren is so proud. 2 Insta stories with his man's great plays.

R442, I have NO idea what anything you said means, yet I'm turned on. Fuc@ me, butch daddy!

missed it a few months ago but his ex is on twitter saying he cheated

He dosen't seem like a nice guy. He has a slutty boyfriend and treated the poor twink like shit nand ever took I'm anywhere. He just popped that cherry and took his flower just to dumped him for an advertised cum slut bottom with a used ass who probably has seen its fair share of cock, fists and toys. He's an asshole

R445 Doesn't surprise me. He's playing the field (no pun intended).

Soren does seem quite taken with him, maybe he thinks he's found 'the one' and wants to end his slutty days. Carl may want to carry on slutting around, though - hence potential conflict.

R445, more details!

Lol R31, I couldn’t care less about some Trump voting football faggot. I posted once in this thread. You on the other hand are some loser fangurl posting constantly.

And his boyfriend IS a fugly little troll.

SO FUCK OFF.

Tampa Bay fans are taking to social media and asking that Carl gets more snaps. He has been coming up big at the end of games and repeatedly making impact plays when he gets a chance.

His ex posted a pic of him and his new bf and said "maybe he won't cheat on this one"

R451 His ex sounds like a whiny cunt.

Yeah, his ex called him out on Twitter. This was from September, when Carl posted a pic with his new guy.

Well, R452, being cheated on is no fun.

R454 Tough shit. You plays the game and you takes your chances. It's a risk you take when you love someone. But bitching about it publicly, for months afterward, is not a good look for the victim of infidelity.

With his sisters after the game.

What a fucking whore to treat the twink that way

R457 I mean, isn't that what twinks are for?

R455 = perpetual singleton lying whore. And there’s a reason you’ll stay that way forever. 🤡

Damn, Erik is salty. Tweet from today.

Reminds me of the Kevin Lanflisi saga, but more direct.

So sad. Cheating is gross 🤮. Carl should be more of a role model for young gay kids. Feel bad for Erik.

I knew that whore pig bottom he shacked up with looked like a bitchy skank that would go in on someone else's boyfriend. He probably lured dick Carl with nasty, dirty bottom shit in bed. Slut.

r447 Soren, given the way he's always showing Carl off, seems like he might be the type to do anything to hang on to his man, including look the other way or even indulge with him.

Erik should go Mantasia scorched-earth on his ass and release a sextape.

Something tells me there is no sex tape, R465.

Something tells me there is no sex tape, R465.

haha. he's pretty funny. this is from a podcast today.

He's common whore.

R460 What did the tweet Erik quoted say? It's been deleted.

^ The quoted tweet is a whole other viral Twitter "discussion."

duh..work that dick while you can.

I thought this might be his last year but after the last couple of games I'm convinced he can continue his career if he wants to

I wonder if Soren's aware of Erik's comments. He probably is and I bet Carl has made up stories to make the twink seem like the unreasonable one.

A leopard never changes its spots, but I suspect Soren will be a lot more tolerant of Carl's cheating. In fact, he may be doing some of it himself.

i look forward to watching him tonight vs the 49rs

It's may be an open relationship with the Dane, R474.

Tampa Bay is getting steamrolled by San Francisco but Carl is getting a ton more playing time than usual in the first quarter

LOL they are getting slaughtered

So bad. 0-21 before halftime.

[quote] 0-21 before halftime.

Into sports, are ya?

much better shift by nassib on that drive. he had an impact, disrupted the flow and put pressure on the edge.

How did his butt look on that drive?

The combination of brady and nassib being on the same team often puts me in a weird position where i'm cheering for Tampa Bay's defense and rooting against their offense LOL

0-27 before halftime. May as well go home.

Dude, learn how to give a score.

It’s 28-0 or 28-zip, San Fran.

Haha. This game is so bad

lol the game sucks so much that they ended the broadcast and switched to another game.

Hey, you guys said you wanted to see Carl Nassib get FUCKED on camera!

interestingly, bucs fans on twitter are actually singing nassibs praises. saying he is the one player who keeps doing well. he has picked up more play time with some injuries to other guys. fans are hoping he will get even more snaps

Yes, the current starter, JTS, is crap. I saw some say that Carl should be the starter instead.