Lena Dunham says she drinks a daily trio of green tea, coffee and another green tea. ”It’s a pretty lethal and hand-shaking caffeine combination.”
Wanna try that
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Lena Dunham says she drinks a daily trio of green tea, coffee and another green tea. ”It’s a pretty lethal and hand-shaking caffeine combination.”
Wanna try that
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 26, 2022 12:05 AM |
When has she been out of the spotlight?
[quote] stepping largely
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 15, 2022 4:39 AM |
She looks like a descendent of O'Brien from Downton Abbey.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 15, 2022 4:43 AM |
Lens Dunham looks like she’s been enjoying daily thick shakes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 15, 2022 5:04 AM |
She’s completely lost it since hottie Jack Antonoff walked out of her life and she got a scorching cancellation for defending the accused rapist on her writing staff. I am reveling in her downfall. It’s remarkable that we’re supposed to look at the absolute state of her and think that she is thriving. She looks like she’s been on Thorazine and they recently tweaked the dose down enough to restore verbal communication (maybe).
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 15, 2022 5:07 AM |
She looks like the fat girl from grade school, all dressed up for School Pictures Day.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 15, 2022 5:11 AM |
Working hard on becoming perfectly round. We know you can do it, Lens!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 15, 2022 5:13 AM |
Is she staying in pebble beach? Is she eating fruity pebbles? Is she listening to Mercedes boy by pebbles? Is she hanging out with bamm bamm?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 15, 2022 5:19 AM |
Because her obese, fatty heart needs a jolt.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 15, 2022 5:19 AM |
Lens is 36. I know she's had health issues, and I'm sympathetic, but she looks like she's 56.
Is she still "designing" that fashion line?
Her movie "Sharp Stick" got bad reviews and appeared to be DOA, but she has a new one coming up.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 15, 2022 5:31 AM |
Can someone with a WSJ sub copy and paste the article? I'd love to read it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 15, 2022 5:32 AM |
I have a gut feeling that Lens cast her young lead because she thinks she resembles her.
Poor kid.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 15, 2022 5:36 AM |
R10
here you go see link
For everyone: why do you call her Lens here? I missed out on that.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 15, 2022 5:41 AM |
In that photo and dress, Lens looks like DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow rolling in a field of flowers! 🔥
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 15, 2022 5:43 AM |
Couldn’t you call that trio “two green teas and a coffee?”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 15, 2022 5:45 AM |
FYI
R10
if you want to unlock an article, copy it, and paste it into the second search bar (the blue one) on archive.ph
it will give you all the captured URLs, they are sorted by time captured. Pick any of them, or if you are looking for the earliest / latest version, just check the time stamps.
Sometimes, if it’s an obscure article, or a brand new one, you will find it hasn’t been captured yet. So just check back periodically.
your life will never be the same once you learn archive.ph
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 15, 2022 5:46 AM |
I’m a fat frau. So I could never wear that dress either.
But damn, it is stunning. The colors are breathtaking. I wish I could get that pattern in a scarf.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 15, 2022 5:49 AM |
Dress is really beautiful. I think she looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 15, 2022 5:51 AM |
[quote]For everyone: why do you call her Lens here? I missed out on that.
It was a typo someone made years ago when writing her name, and it caught on and stayed because it seemed so appropriate (because of the idea of a "wide lens")>
Sort of like "Anne He he," which became so popular last week even though it just started as a typo--"He he" seemed to refer to her giddy craziness, and so everyone thought the typo was intentional at first.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 15, 2022 5:52 AM |
The star of the film is Bella Ramsey, the actress who made such a huge impression as a child as the badass young noblewoman Lyanna Mormont in "Game of Thrones." She also played Lorna Luft in "Judy."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 15, 2022 5:55 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 15, 2022 5:55 AM |
But i find Camille Paglia equally ugly. She's heavily wrinkled as has a horrible haircut. Plus she dresses for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 15, 2022 6:01 AM |
She married a guy much better looking than she is. She might be happy for once.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 15, 2022 6:04 AM |
She looks like she ate her privacy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 15, 2022 6:16 AM |
R18 thx so much! That is funny and appropriate.
Can you answer another question?What do the WW and FF buttons mean? I think i have gathered that WW is a good reaction, but when I click WW, both it and FF react.
I cannot do either or, if you know what I mean ? ? ?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 15, 2022 6:17 AM |
She is wasting away to practically nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 15, 2022 6:19 AM |
r22 but does she have to bribe him for kisses?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 15, 2022 6:21 AM |
R24 You figured out how to sign your posts, but the meanings of WW and FF elude you?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 15, 2022 6:23 AM |
Camille Paglia talks like Woody Woodpecker laughs.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 15, 2022 6:41 AM |
I can’t wait for her forthcoming autobiography, “Annoying Fat Cunt”.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 15, 2022 7:28 AM |
Big privilege, tiny talent.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 15, 2022 7:35 AM |
She looks like she's prepping for a Roseanne biopic at OP.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 15, 2022 7:45 AM |
[quote] She married a guy much better looking than she is. She might be happy for once.
Yeah, I'm sure she's not constantly worrying that he married her for money or is constantly banging hotter women.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 15, 2022 7:47 AM |
R24
yeah bitch what’s it to you
is there a place that tells you what WW and FF mean?
I mean, for example, it’s right there that if you write a post, you click a box to sign it.
so why is that so surprising ?
bitchin in the kitchen for no damn reason
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 15, 2022 8:28 AM |
All I can say about that picture:
Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 15, 2022 8:37 AM |
Mrs. Dr. David A. Rabinowitz, DDS
- Of Monsey and New Square
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 15, 2022 8:57 AM |
We should all ff R33 to help them learn what happens when the orange button is used.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 15, 2022 9:26 AM |
Do is all a favor and refrain from signing your tedious posts, r33.
I say this to help you.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 15, 2022 9:38 AM |
Paglia is such an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 15, 2022 11:09 AM |
Only a matter of time before she gets her stomach stapled. It will be her next "journey" and she will share her "truth" (along with gory pics and details of her bowel habits). She's mined being fat and ugly to the point of diminishing returns.
I mean, Lizzio does the same, sings, AND shows her butthole. Chrissy Metz does it, was on a hit show, wears pretty clothes (generally), and is going on tour. When it comes to being a fat woman in Hollywood, Lens isn't even good at that.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 15, 2022 11:28 AM |
She's so performative. Green tea has less caffeine than coffee. She's no more interesting than a person who drinks 2-3 cups of coffee a day. Why even mention it? Who fucking cares. "I drink tea AND coffee, I'm so edgy and weird!" No, you're basic and we're all tired of your endless navel-gazing. Go enjoy your privacy IN PRIVATE and STFU about it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 15, 2022 11:55 AM |
I thought that was Linda Ronstadt.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 15, 2022 12:01 PM |
R24 Shoo, frau.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 15, 2022 12:16 PM |
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Delta Burke.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 15, 2022 12:21 PM |
What a gorgeous woman
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 15, 2022 12:27 PM |
R44 said no one with working eyes…
Fat FUG who got a HBO deal because of her parents. Got lucky writing about entitled nyc cunts. Is obese but thinks fame allows her to call herself ‘curvy’ (the white Lardo Lizzo mentality) and shows off her rolls like she’s WonderBread in a Bathing Suit. Gag.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 15, 2022 1:00 PM |
Paglia's annoying but she's correct about Dunham.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 15, 2022 1:01 PM |
Click the link, scroll down, and take a gander at those legs. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 15, 2022 1:04 PM |
tediuos tedious tedious
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 15, 2022 1:13 PM |
She's criminally uninteresting:
[quote]What’s your beauty routine like?
Just the fact that I get my face washed every morning and get moisturizer on after is a minor miracle.
[quote]What do you do for exercise?
My exercise routine very much consists of my husband being like, “You should take a walk. Walking is something people do. It’s important to walk.” So we walk around the block. We walk the dogs. I’m one of those people who can only exercise if I feel like there’s an end goal. At the other end there has to be a coffee, some flowers, a stream that I want to look at.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 15, 2022 1:13 PM |
She's staying out of the spotlight because she can no longer fit in it.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 15, 2022 1:26 PM |
r36, we should all FF the frau so she can be redtagged and fuck off back to Deuxmoi.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 15, 2022 1:30 PM |
When is Lens going in to Broadway’s Funny Girl as Fanny Brick? After Lea?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 15, 2022 1:31 PM |
R4- As per your observation she most certainly is not thriving , she's EMULSIFYING.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 15, 2022 1:40 PM |
R49- She sounds like someone who's suffering from depression.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 15, 2022 1:41 PM |
She can have all the privacy sghe requires if she would just go away.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 15, 2022 1:42 PM |
Take up all of the space you need to.
But exercise vigorously every day.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 15, 2022 1:44 PM |
What is your beauty routine?
Is this an interview with Joan Crawford in Redbook ca. 1960?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 15, 2022 1:45 PM |
R57 Barbara, please! At least Christina wasn't fat!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 15, 2022 1:50 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 15, 2022 1:52 PM |
She's only 36 years old in that photo. She looks late 40's AT LEAST.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 15, 2022 1:55 PM |
She’s clearly, self-consciously, trying to convey that she’s depressed and too delicate for this world, ie, she’s still in an absolute rage that she got so much pushback about the sexual assault issue and that her projects keep flopping. 🚨🚨🚨narcissist🚨🚨🚨
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 15, 2022 1:56 PM |
This thread is a PERFECT example of the datalounge tagline- Pointless Bitchery - But please people keep it up! I'm laughing at every other response on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 15, 2022 2:07 PM |
I'm amazed that the WSJ even bothered with that interview. No one was interested in SHARP STICK when it premiered in July, and no one is interested in it now.
Dunham, however, perseveres in finding herself and every aspect of her life endlessly fascinating (including her own sloth). But I think the audience for GIRLS, her Lenny Letter, and her hideous autobiography have all moved on to greener pastures. She seems wildly out of touch with women her age at this point, most of whom are busy working and don't have husbands to bring them breakfast in bed each day.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 15, 2022 2:07 PM |
I think r63 nails the disconnect.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 15, 2022 2:14 PM |
2 green teas and a coffee??? Harrumph! Amateur!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 15, 2022 2:15 PM |
I really may be the only person on DL who likes her. No idea why, and Girls is up there with The Comeback, The Sopranos, and Mad Men...
I just like her.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 15, 2022 2:17 PM |
"Girls is up there with The Comeback, The Sopranos, and Mad Men"
No, R66, it sure as fuck isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 15, 2022 2:20 PM |
R67- It's up there with Sex And The City- NOT
There's no one pleading to make a movie of GIRLS. It quickly was forgotten soon after it went off the air like The Entourage- which the media hyped RELENTLESSLY when it was on the air.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 15, 2022 2:22 PM |
Stop staring at me, heifer!
- The stream
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 15, 2022 2:29 PM |
R68 = ALL CAPS for EMPHASIS fraucunt
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 15, 2022 2:30 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 15, 2022 2:31 PM |
She looks a lot older than her age, and that’s not entirely related to her weight. She looks like someone’s fifty year old maiden auntie. She dresses old, her hair and makeup are old, and her facial expression is lifeless and looks old.
Maybe depression? She looks miserable.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 15, 2022 2:31 PM |
She and Beanie are neck roll and neck roll in the Most Matronly Playoffs.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 15, 2022 2:33 PM |
[quote] What is your beauty routine?
This Q&A was shady as hell.
Asking Lens what she does for exercise!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 15, 2022 2:38 PM |
Lens is all out of spoons.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 15, 2022 2:55 PM |
Lol at r75. She does look *so* tender to the touch!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 15, 2022 2:59 PM |
Hi Lens at R21!
Thing is, Camilla doesn’t declare others are sexist if they find her physically unappealing.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 15, 2022 3:01 PM |
Why am I craving a fully loaded baked potato fuckkkkkkkkk
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 15, 2022 3:05 PM |
If she would only lift weights and exercise every day 45ins, or every other day, she would be so much healthier.
She's obviously found sexy enough to be knee deep in dick, love and marriage so it's not about sexual attraction.
It's just about taking care of your body and preventing heart disease, diabetes.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 15, 2022 3:09 PM |
"She's obviously found sexy enough to be knee deep in dick,"
Oh, my SIDES, R79!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 15, 2022 3:17 PM |
What is with that Vietnamese / Cambodian / Bulgarian-designed floor mat she is wearing ???
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 15, 2022 3:19 PM |
R79, have you peeped the pics of her and her husband? I don’t know that her marriage is particularly aspirational or…sexy, to be frank.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 15, 2022 3:22 PM |
Lens Dunham is enjoying her privacy, her donuts, her fried chicken, her Tiffs Treats Cupcakes, and lots and lots of Gravy, and she needs the world to Know! (did I mention gallons and gallons of Gravy?)
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 15, 2022 3:27 PM |
All of these things are delicious. Not healthy but delicious.
No need to beat yourself up for enjoying the deliciousness of fried chicken, gravy and donuts.
Exercise. Every day, find something you like to do.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 15, 2022 3:33 PM |
No, I don’t think I will, r84!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 15, 2022 3:35 PM |
"Sharp Stick"?? Surely that's supposed to be "Ugly Stick".
I don't like her. She's fat, unattractive and thirsty.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 15, 2022 3:35 PM |
Lol at that swisscheez character getting redlined already. Pulverized.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 15, 2022 3:36 PM |
She is so incredibly gross.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 15, 2022 3:41 PM |
Looks like she's been enjoying Little Debbie by the case.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 15, 2022 3:44 PM |
Little Debbie no longer tastes as good, not worth the calories. Homemade fried chicken is.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 15, 2022 3:46 PM |
R91- Hostess and Drakes no longer taste good either.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 15, 2022 3:51 PM |
R91 Do you really think Lens has ever gone anywhere near her stove or a deep fryer?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 15, 2022 3:51 PM |
DL- How long do we think until Lens and Farber break up. We know it's not going to last. They married just months after they met.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 15, 2022 3:52 PM |
I'm thinking she's wealthy and orders in. She has been depressed and allowed herself to gain too much weight. Who can resist homemade fried chicken and potato salad just like Mom makes?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 15, 2022 3:56 PM |
Fresh Market makes a decent herbaceous potato salad.
Other than that, the only one I’ve found that’s acceptable is the local barbecue joint. It’s also an herbed red potato type.
I have never found even a halfway decent traditional potato salad in a shop. They’re always sweet - either overtly or covertly.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 15, 2022 4:00 PM |
[quote]No need to beat yourself up for enjoying the deliciousness of fried chicken, gravy and donuts. Exercise. Every day, find something you like to do.
Exercising is great, but if she eats that crap it won't help her lose weight. She'll just keep packing it on, even with exercise.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 15, 2022 4:14 PM |
Why is drinking a tea, a coffee and a tea worth mentioning to the WSJ? To anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 15, 2022 4:21 PM |
I wouldn't think the Venn diagram of Lens fans and WSJ readers has much overlap
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 15, 2022 4:24 PM |
Interviews with Lens offer nothing by [ayoffs for magazines and newspapers. She's ridiculously narcissistic and after all this time she remains naive about it: she finds herself fascinating and is certain other people do too. So she will say idiotic things and ensure lots of clicks.
It'd like when they used to interview Colin Farrell all the time before he wised up. They knew he would show up hung over and openly talk about embarrassing things and swear and were delighted, and he took it for encouragement and loved.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 15, 2022 4:29 PM |
Every thread here is the same about her.. 100 posts trashing her left and right. Starts with the weight/looks then goes into nepotism and her lack of talent.
Its not even funny.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 15, 2022 6:06 PM |
I see Lens received a Google Alert.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 15, 2022 6:08 PM |
Not Lens R102- but I do love cake. That's about it.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 15, 2022 6:13 PM |
r98 to show people how jealous she was of Tess Holiday's anorexia diagnosis or a pre-emptive excuse for the early heart attack - the cleanse caused it.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 15, 2022 6:17 PM |
She can’t take a walk unless there’s a stream to look at?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 15, 2022 6:26 PM |
[quote]No need to beat yourself up for enjoying the deliciousness of fried chicken, gravy and donuts. Exercise. Every day, find something you like to do.
Incredibly ignorant comment. You can't out exercise a bad diet. Weight loss is 80% what you shove in your pie hole.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 15, 2022 6:42 PM |
r105 recent studies suggest that climate change is the cause of obesity... hence, more fatties stay indoors.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 15, 2022 6:45 PM |
I drink a black coffee in the morning and a Coke Zero in the afternoon.
Who do I contact at the WSJ?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 15, 2022 6:51 PM |
R101 her nepotism and lack of talent - and loads of publicity- are actually infuriating. And funny to some of us.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 15, 2022 6:53 PM |
I look forward to her new movie with Susan Sarandon and Dennis Hopper.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 15, 2022 7:10 PM |
WTF is up with her face? How did she suddenly become a 55+Matron. Her eyes look really haunted. Bet Hubby for hire is making her pay & pay & pay.
I know I'm a gay man & may not get it...But man oh man who would sleep with that mess without a wheelbarrow full of cash. If this is how she looks after styling for a print shoot. Imagine her first thing in the AM. Imagine waking up to that. If I wasn't gay, that mug, that body would definitely turn me homo.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 15, 2022 7:35 PM |
I’m literally screaming right now!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 15, 2022 7:37 PM |
L-O-L at r111.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 15, 2022 7:38 PM |
She's a horror at ANY time of the day, R111!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 15, 2022 7:41 PM |
She’s the greatest STAR!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 16, 2022 12:57 AM |
^ She's a Reeellly BIG something or other. Maybe not a star, but sometime Reeellly BIG!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 16, 2022 1:02 AM |
She looks more like a moon than a star.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 16, 2022 1:16 AM |
^ A galaxy!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 16, 2022 2:27 AM |
Dunham is enjoying her privacy just like the Markles enjoy theirs...they never leave us alone!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 16, 2022 2:29 AM |
She looks as old as dl’s favorite Great Big Fat Person-
Natalie Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 16, 2022 12:11 PM |
[quote]She looks more like a moon than a star.
That's no moon...
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 16, 2022 12:23 PM |
God, she’s a handful (in more ways than one). Guessing that husband of hers is rethinking whether marrying for money was worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 17, 2022 1:46 AM |
[quote]Every thread here is the same about her.. 100 posts trashing her left and right. Starts with the weight/looks then goes into nepotism and her lack of talent.Its not even funny.
We are not here to entertain you, bunnyhunch.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 17, 2022 1:48 AM |
Lena, your gut is working, your gut is big - should I stick an apple in your mouth, PIG?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 17, 2022 3:03 AM |
The way her house hubby is constantly bringing her snacks and drinks I'd worry he's poisoning me
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 17, 2022 3:06 AM |
I think it’s one of those feeder relationships.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 17, 2022 3:06 AM |
She's fug - who cares what she does?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 17, 2022 3:09 AM |
Lens is also enjoying her dozen daily donuts habit.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 17, 2022 4:14 AM |
Those look delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 17, 2022 4:15 AM |
R129- I wish I could find delicious looking donuts like the ones in my photo nowadays but alas they are nowhere to be found- certainly not at my local Dunkin Donuts.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 17, 2022 4:25 AM |
Do you think her pussy painting dad was doing her in the Montauk dunes and the Tribeca loft and the cottage in Greenwich?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 17, 2022 4:00 PM |
Montauk is where she learned to catch sardines in her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 17, 2022 4:04 PM |
Does she wipe with a rag and stick?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 17, 2022 4:11 PM |
Lens will get her revenge on all of you when she’s announced as the next STAR as Fanny Brice in Funny Girl. Early 2023
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 17, 2022 6:17 PM |
R135- It's no wonder that Lens has MENTAL issues.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 18, 2022 3:18 AM |
Is she like a cow? Seven stomachs? how much food does she eat to maintain that weight?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 18, 2022 3:29 AM |
She got the name of her breakfast wrong. It's called egg and soldiers or dippy egg and soldiers. The soldiers are the strips of toast you dip into the soft boiled egg. But she's not even eating toasted bread, but gluten free (OF COURSE) bagels. Also, if she's eating eggs, why the vegan butter? She's so fucking precious. From the article:
Do you have a go-to breakfast?
I was always really bad at breakfast, and then my husband was like, “You cannot start the day, especially the week, without eating something thoughtful.” He makes the very English breakfast of toast and soldiers, which is usually two soft boiled eggs in egg cups with a chopped-up, gluten-free bagel with vegan butter on it. It feels like a little kid’s breakfast with some secret healthy components.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 18, 2022 4:29 AM |
[quote]It feels like a little kid’s breakfast with some secret healthy components.
Literally just some protein, fibre, and monounsaturated fat. How is someone as rich as her with endless time on her hands to google things so clueless about basic nutrition? And of course the cow got the name wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 18, 2022 10:51 AM |
Dippy egg?
Would somebody cap this fuk
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 18, 2022 11:20 AM |
R45 Isn't very bright.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 18, 2022 11:24 AM |
Someone chops up her bagel,
Wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 18, 2022 11:59 AM |
She needs a vicious slap first thing in the morning, not a chopped-up bagel. Bitch.
Her husband is a living saint.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 18, 2022 12:08 PM |
Wow! Hubby is a Whore. Wow, talk about getting on your knees to pick up a penny! Hope Dirty Daddy will give her money when hers is gone. Hubby will be gone faster than a summer wind when the money is gone!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 18, 2022 12:09 PM |
Compared to how she looks now - she was so young and cute ☺️ on GIRLS 👧.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 18, 2022 12:31 PM |
Weren’t we all…
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 19, 2022 1:46 AM |
r144 I wonder if he's a chubby chaser.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 19, 2022 3:21 AM |
Husband is also not easy on the eyes
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 19, 2022 4:59 AM |
[quote] Her husband is a living saint.
KA-CHING!!!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 19, 2022 5:01 AM |
I thought the Norwegian government killed her this month after people wouldn't leave her alone in that Oslo fjord.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 19, 2022 5:03 AM |
Whose prettierr! Lens or Zosia Mamet?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 19, 2022 1:25 PM |
Speak English, you fuk!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 19, 2022 1:27 PM |
Close your legs, gurl
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 19, 2022 1:28 PM |
R82 & R79 I can usually find most men attractive enough...but this guy is absolutely disgusting. He makes Lens look hot AF.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 19, 2022 2:31 PM |
Antonoff going from Lens to Margaret Qualley, and Lens going from Antonoff to Luis Felber. No wonder the bitch is slowly imploding.
I'm sure the cock is huge, though.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 19, 2022 2:35 PM |
Of all the ugly nep babies in Hollywood, that Mamet cunt is my least favorite. Ugly ugly ugly. Unforgivably so. With that face you get a PhD. End of story.
Anyhow, fuck Lens.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 19, 2022 2:39 PM |
Lena should learn to enjoy a diet.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 19, 2022 2:48 PM |
Or just, you know, get her ass down to her doctor's office for a Wegovy prescription. Can't even be arsed to do that.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 19, 2022 2:51 PM |
Lens Dunham is The Blob
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 19, 2022 3:06 PM |
She looks 60+
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 19, 2022 3:16 PM |
The hatred towards Lens completely sums up Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 19, 2022 6:54 PM |
R136 As much as I dislike blaming daddy issues/upbringing for personality, every time I see his work I can't help but think "this explains so much." Its a shame Lens is crazy/neurotic in the most boring and inert way possible. I actually thought Girls was decent, and an honest portait of a certain social class. If only Lens was more disciplined. Her flab truly reflects her soul and creative vision
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 19, 2022 7:21 PM |
R156- LOL !
She's got the body of an obese woman in her 50's.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 19, 2022 7:24 PM |
I can't fault Lens Dunham for being a dumpy, weird-looking little troll. She was born with shit genetics, and so were half of you. Not her fault.
But what I can't STAND about this bitch is her undeserved pretentiousness. The cunt was raised by weirdo artists, and not even prominent or uber-wealthy ones. She's not related to Picasso. Her father's work is tacky and derivative, and hangs in the kitschy water closets of UES doyennes. He's a gallery artist rather than a museum artist.
She's also a lousy writer whose squishy brain was pickled during a rather predictable term at Oberlin College, where she surely globbed on to smarter people's arguments and found twentysomething sympathy with issues of poverty and inequality that she has never personally experienced. She learned her incessant liberalism from college friends, rather than from any actual dirty-hands activism or personal experience. She's never even worked a soup kitchen for an afternoon.
And then she went on to become an unemployed writer, supported by her parents, who fancied herself the Millennial Anne Sexton or the next Norman Lear. She was neither. She got lucky by getting picked up by the same HBO executives who passed on both Mad Men AND The Walking Dead. And her show really only went anywhere because of its entire room of qualified writers. Lens added nothing but flabby smirks.
And she never fucking stops whining about her circumstances. She's fat. She's weird-looking. No one wants to see her naked. No one is buying her book. Boo-fucking-hoo, already. This bitch has never had bad news in her entire life. She's never been hungry, or broke, or truly mistreated. She's a rich little twat with a goofy face and a flabby ass, and the more she begs me to, the less I feel sorry for her.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 19, 2022 7:26 PM |
R138 It’s not “soldiers,” it’s “military advisers.”
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 19, 2022 7:37 PM |
Tell us how you really feel, r167.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 19, 2022 8:30 PM |
R169 I think R167 pretty much nailed why Lena Dunham is insufferable.
If that makes him - and me- “bitter bitch party of at least two”, then oh well.
I’ve been disgusted by her from before she was super fat.
I used to follow her on IG. She made a self serving comment and I called her on it. (About five years ago, don’t remember the comments) And she slid into my dm to tell me in several paragraphs how her mother grew up middle class in Rockaway Beach and how dare I assume she, Lena, is a child of privilege.
I wised up and stopped following her.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 19, 2022 9:05 PM |
[quote] I can't fault Lens Dunham for being a dumpy, weird-looking little troll. She was born with shit genetics
If you think her current physical state is a result of shit genetics, you are just playing into her hands of being a perpetual victim. She got to this point the way all fat people do. By having a poor diet and not being active.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 19, 2022 9:20 PM |
What difference would it make if she dieted and excercised? She'd still be the subject of ridicule for her looks, let's not pretend otherwise
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 19, 2022 9:27 PM |
I have to admit, I like a lot of what she's done - including Girls. I liked her take on the over-thinking, over-articulated, self-obsessed person who doesn't know what to do with their myriad ideas and trains of thought. That said, even though I had some begrudging love for Hannah, Dunham herself seemed like a less interesting, but still as self-obsessed, version.
She is fat, and she can do a LOT to look better. But, she'll never look really slim or fit - her body is really uneven. Tiny shoulders and small tits with a wide waist and hips and big ass. And because she loved to show her body, we saw it up close.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 19, 2022 9:29 PM |
Wonder how much dosh she has left? Hubby with the softboiled egg lovingly served to her won't be there when there is no money. Unless he slips her a few thousand Ambien, he has to wake up to that..Could you do it without a boatload of money?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 19, 2022 9:43 PM |
R174, she's stinking rich. She directs cable TV episodes whenever she bothers to charge her mobility scooter and those pay extremely well. I bet she does script doctoring/punching up and other writing on the side as well.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 19, 2022 9:45 PM |
R121 made me laugh. Not just type "LOL" but physically laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 19, 2022 9:52 PM |
R167 I don’t think she’s fat due to genetics; both her parents and her sister are slim. Agree with the rest of your post.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 19, 2022 9:59 PM |
R170 are you a child of privilege? As someone who is not, I can say that Lena doesn't bother me one bit. She's a typical clueless rich New Yorker, of which they abound.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 19, 2022 10:05 PM |
I just realized who her father reminds me of (in terms of appearance, not humor).
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 19, 2022 10:05 PM |
I stopped being able to the New Yorker seriously 10 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 19, 2022 10:09 PM |
R178 I’m from a lower middle class background. Grew up on Staten Island.
Your typical rich New Yorker isn’t as high profile as this spoiled, ugly, minimally talented woman is. And for me, that makes her insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 20, 2022 1:45 AM |
She's a petty, angry bitch who has fucked too many important people around. Keep eating those cookies, Lens. Maybe you and Beanie could make a plus-sized buddy romcom together.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 20, 2022 1:48 AM |
What a pretty vegetarian buffet table spread her head is resting neatly in. So glad she was encouraged to have the apple taken out of her mouth before they photographed her.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 20, 2022 1:56 AM |
An increasingly blurred and dull Lens
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 20, 2022 2:22 AM |
I don't like Lena Dunham because she's fat.
She acts like it's great to be fat. She probably purposely eats more trying to be fat because she thinks it's a really great thing. No. Just, no.
There are worse tv show creators and writers. She's not God's gift to the world like she thinks. But that's her arrogant personality and there are worse people. I think people who go overboard try to hammer her down are bit misogynist.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 20, 2022 2:57 PM |
Her father is really weird.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 20, 2022 2:58 PM |
When do we think she will overtake La Metz in the great big fat person category? Chrissy has stayed the same weight/size for a while. Lens keeps growing and growing and growing.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 20, 2022 4:04 PM |
Looking at these current pics, It's crazy to think how she was eviscerated for being "fat" on Girls. She had her little stomach roll and her terrible proportions were on full display, but if she just could have maintained that, she'd be good and would look fine. I'm wondering how much she worked to just maintain that at the time, or was it just pure youth. She's still not that old.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 20, 2022 4:08 PM |
R188. Agreed. The difference between the low end of the fat spectrum and the higher range is...immense
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 20, 2022 4:14 PM |
I see what you did there
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 20, 2022 4:17 PM |
R188 I think she went from overeating a bit and not exercising to compulsively using food to make herself feel better. Once food becomes a drug, thousands of additional calories are consumed every day.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 20, 2022 4:23 PM |
She was portly before but now she's whale-like, and DL will never forgive her for that.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 20, 2022 4:25 PM |
These fat hawg What I Eat puff pieces are always a finesse.
Wonder what she really eats… My guess is Big Bites from 7-11 and frau fare like Pad Thai.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 20, 2022 4:32 PM |
I don't know why I'm laughing at pad thai as "frau fare." I've never really thought about it that way, but I guess it fits.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 20, 2022 4:34 PM |
Ms Dunham triggers my class rage and I’ve been all over this thread whining about it.
But as far as her fatness goes- isn’t she post menopausal, having had her reproductive organs removed? And she’s probably on all sorts of meds. Psych meds, hormones.
And she must self soothe with food, like constantly.
It must be very hard to even look half way decent and it seems she depressively gave up.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 20, 2022 5:33 PM |
R193 I was just thinking about ordering pad thai for the second time this week, but the combination of this comment and this new Lens has motivated me to go to the store instead for healthier groceries. Thanks I guess
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 20, 2022 6:01 PM |
I liked Girls. It was fun and entertaining. She’s entitled, pretentious and insufferable—she’s pretends to be in on the joke, but she’s not.
This isn’t body positivity— it’s sloth.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 20, 2022 6:07 PM |
[quote]But as far as her fatness goes- isn’t she post menopausal, having had her reproductive organs removed?
She did not have both of her ovaries removed, so she is not menopausal. Stop using that as an excuse for why she’s so fat. Plenty of women also go through menopause and don’t turn into whales.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 20, 2022 6:17 PM |
Endometriosis is a very difficult condition and hysterectomy is major surgery but she had the op, what, 3 years ago? Her morbid obesity and raging depression can’t be blamed on that anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 20, 2022 8:08 PM |
To R16...Damn you are correct!!
That would make a wonderful, colorful Winter scarf; I believe my Grandmom had curtains that looked like that pattern too.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 20, 2022 8:17 PM |
She's being fat on purpose to annoy everyone.
It's working.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 21, 2022 1:16 AM |
Fatness is her last refuge. If she stops being an authority on that, what's left?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 21, 2022 1:18 AM |
Carol Dunham looks like a dude.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | August 21, 2022 2:16 AM |
She got old and fat
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 21, 2022 2:19 AM |
"Carol Dunham looks like a dude."
Carol Dunham IS a dude.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 21, 2022 3:16 AM |
Is Lenny on the sex offender list? Didn't she admit to raping her sister or sumthin.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | August 21, 2022 3:54 AM |
Straight men very attracted to her body confidence.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 21, 2022 3:58 AM |
Does anyone know the real scoop behind her fallout with her producing partner Jenni Konner? It was very clear from what was reported that they had a major falling out, but as far as I know, neither of them has divulged very much on the record.
I think the dissolution of that relationship, right around the same time Jack Antonoff dumped her, is the key to understand why she seems to have lost her mind.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 21, 2022 4:01 AM |
R167, you really need to seek help. Unless you know this woman personally she has wronged you in some personal way, the level of vitriol in your post is way out of wack.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 21, 2022 4:05 AM |
Half of Girls is "hey, watch this slightly chubby girl in love with herself be eccentric."
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 21, 2022 4:09 AM |
R209 is CONCERNED.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 21, 2022 4:13 AM |
I admit, I’d love to know what she consumes in a typical day.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 21, 2022 11:34 PM |
R200- You don't say grandmother. Do you really use grand MOM in a sentence- eww.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 21, 2022 11:36 PM |
R213 Ur prolapsed monkepypoxxed asscunt! Eww.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 22, 2022 12:25 AM |
To R213...You do realize that before I hit the marriage lottery I was "lower middle-class white trash foster care victim from East Falls (Philly). Unless you lived in a Henry James or Edith Wharton novel did you say "Grandmother" Seriously???? No one used "Grandmother" unless they were summering in Bar Harbor or Newport. You're sooooo Funny OP!!!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 22, 2022 3:26 AM |
Lens is one hot saucy mama. You can take that to the bank!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 22, 2022 5:26 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 23, 2022 7:11 AM |
Lens for Congress!🇺🇸
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 23, 2022 4:21 PM |
She looks like she's aged 25 years since Girls
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 23, 2022 4:43 PM |
She doesn't look a day over 230 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 24, 2022 1:57 AM |
She looks like a fat young version of Mamie Eisenhower.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | August 24, 2022 1:59 AM |
I think one of the things she got shit on during Girls was she was chubby but still had small boobs. Most big girls at least get big tits as a consolation but it’s like her fat went ANYWHERE else
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 24, 2022 12:36 PM |
R222- That's so true. It's really hurting- a FAT girl with small tits. If I was a fat chick and I had big TITS that would be a nice compensation for being fat.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 24, 2022 4:37 PM |
But it's not uncommon, it happens - fat with big tits. Though, it's not the norm. And, she had an extreme disproportion.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 24, 2022 11:36 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 225 | August 25, 2022 5:46 AM |
What is that weird scar on her upper arm in her bikini pics? Was she mauled by a dog?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | August 25, 2022 10:05 AM |
This frumpy ugly pose has to be deliberate. One of my sisters, several of my coworkers are big women. They aren't rich or have access to great stuff & advice. Yet, they never look like this trash heap.She must be doing this on purpose.
Those shots in the elevator with Taylor are pathetic. She & Taylor are reported to be friends. This dinner would seem to confirm this. Taylor could send in her hair & makeup person at the very least to help this whale out of water.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 25, 2022 10:37 AM |
She's blimped out so much that she's obviously miserable but she's so boring and weirdly attention-seeking that I don't care.
I've never seen "Girls" nor anything else she's been in. I've only seen her sitting on the toilet during an awards show and in brief clips here and there. Her self-hatred is so all-consuming that the hostility spills out all over everyone around her, including (maybe especially) her audience.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 25, 2022 10:58 AM |
She admitted to molesting her sister. I was indifferent to her before I heard that. Now I'm grossed out and can't bring myself to watch what she has made. Also accusing some black athlete of sexual assault when he didn't do anything to her. She sounds crazy. Hollywood is full of hypocrisy.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | August 25, 2022 11:09 AM |
Someone get her casted as Tracy Turnbull in Hair Spray
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 25, 2022 1:47 PM |
R230 She can't sing, and she isn't cute, and she isn't root-able. She'd make a terrible Tracy Turnblad.
Let's not cast her in anything. She says she wants her privacy, so why not bury her in silence?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 25, 2022 4:33 PM |
She mos def does not want privacy.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 25, 2022 5:27 PM |
Didn't she grow up rich in NYC? NYC has a lower than average obesity rate because it's a very walkable city with mass transit. And if you're wealthy in NYC you have access to the healthiest and delicious food in the country. So I don't understand how she's so fat.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | August 25, 2022 6:12 PM |
R233 The patriarchy made her fat. They invented all those snack cakes and milkshakes, which are damn near irresistible!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | August 25, 2022 6:14 PM |
Walking is a challenge now because of my declining health and frailty. But I am determined to soldier on, despite my physician's concern, because it will inspire others to follow in my bold, if halting, footsteps.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 25, 2022 6:24 PM |
My granny always said you can tell when a married couple stop having sex. The wife always gets uber fat.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | August 25, 2022 6:43 PM |
"Didn't she grow up rich in NYC? NYC has a lower than average obesity rate because it's a very walkable city with mass transit. And if you're wealthy in NYC you have access to the healthiest and delicious food in the country. So I don't understand how she's so fat. "
Seriously? As if Lena Dunham is the first and only fat New Yorker. New Yorkers can over indulge for myriad reasons and not take care of themselves just like people who live anywhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | August 25, 2022 8:29 PM |
Casted.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | August 25, 2022 8:39 PM |
Dora Dumbfucks @ R222 & R223. You do know about boob jobs, right? Any woman (or man) who wants big tits can have them. Lens obviously doesn't.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | August 25, 2022 10:18 PM |
Fat vile pig
by Anonymous | reply 240 | August 25, 2022 11:40 PM |
Whose ready for Lens’s new HBO series Wymyn?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | August 25, 2022 11:48 PM |
R237 Well my point is. Most Americans are fat because they live in big suburban hells which require a lot of driving and many also live in food deserts. Cheap foods are heavy in sugar and starch. So poor rural people are fatter on average and it's not always something that's in their control. New Yorkers walk way more on average than the average American. NYC is a European style city. So it's easier to be skinny in NYC than most places and especially so if you're rich and can afford nutrient dense healthy foods. NYC doesn't seem like a good place to be fat in general because of it's layout and quick paced environment. I don't understand how Dunham could willingly let themselves be that fat without some kind of mental disorder. I take it she must not walk places and stays inside a lot. I've rarely see Midwestern or Southern level of obese in NYC.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 26, 2022 12:02 AM |
This pig doesn’t live in a “food desert”. Come on now.
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