Shawn Mendes is somewhere in NY, looking happy 😊

The friend he seems super close to. Anyone know who this is?

Glowing

Is he hanging out in Motel 23, schmoozing with the boy whores?

Oh his evolution toe. I love it.

None of those men he's with are hot.

This is the Seacow’s tenth thread about Miss Mendes this week.

Like seacows through the snack food aisle, so are the threads of our lives.

R5 dude. Please. Grow up.

Wouldn't we all be happy if we could just stop working and decided to just hang out full time.

R9 become rich then you can.

He canceled his concert here so he can just hang out? Okaaay.

Always hanging out with men

R12 that’s actually common with straight men… what world do you live in?

R13 What do you know about straight men Ed.win the Seacow? Does being obsessed with and catfishing straight men make you some kind of expert?

The morning after

Shawn is city hopping. He was in Miami for a while, and then LA a few days ago with his father, and then NYC on Friday and now somewhere upstate.

I want him to get happy. The last thing the world needs is another overly-privileged, super lucky, very rich white kid moping about telling us about their "mental health" struggles. It is like a contagion.

He seems very humble and like a genuinely nice person.

Is he finally coming out?

R19 He’s a straight pussy hound. There’s nothing to come out to. He loves eating snatch. Ask Camila.

[quote] The last thing the world needs is another overly-privileged, super lucky, very rich white kid moping

White?

Shawn is just being very European taking the month of August off is standard practice. He probably eats funny with his knife and fork as well.

[Quote]Shawn is just being very European...

Is he European? He must be southern, then.

Everybody keep an eye out in pictures to see if he doing this.

Being replaced is so hurtful.

In what world does sitting next to someone suddenly mean you're close with them?

R23 We Southern Europeans are Europan too. More sio, Southern Europe is the cradle of western civilization.

R8 The middle aged, bald, fat and hideous incel posting about Mendes, Zendaya, TikTok, and it’s trans fat enriched slop 300 times a day should NOT be advising anyone to “grow up.” Besides, you like them better fresh, right Pariah? Fresh, white and Christian.

I am not R8, but there is nothing wrong with fresh white Christians if they are cute and not fanatic.

She really doesn't care about the optics, does she?

He's sitting on my face right now as I type!

His flat butt?

I like small butts.

Flat butt.

How do you guys know that's upstate NY?

It’s certainly not NYC

R23 he’s born and raised in Canada. Last time I checked, that’s not in Europe.

He and his pal have curated "blonde on blonde" coastal grandmother outfits. The tablescape isn't horrible

"He loves eating snatch. Ask Camila."

Does he like making racist remarks? Should we ask racist Cubano cunt Camila?

Connor hasn’t been seen since the Yacht party, where he brought his new girlfriend.

Gen Z is so annoying.

r30 It's going to be hilarious when it all comes back to bite him in the ass.

[quote]It's certainly not NYC

R36 I agree, but I guess I'm not convinced it's upstate NY from this (OP):

[quote]He’s all smiles and looks so happy as he hangs out with friends somewhere in NY. A lot of people are saying he’s in NYC but that isn’t accurate. He’s somewhere else in NY. He was in the city a few days ago, though. Someone spotted him and posted it on TikTok.

Just wondering if this is speculation or if OP actually knows Shawn is upstate and not somewhere else.

R43 someone else at the party had NY tagged in their story. The fans kept saying NYC, but it’s clearly not the city.

R43 Shawn himself has the location as New York. He was in NYC the day before this.

R26 go to the post on Instagram. There are others there but he only posted pics with that guy, who he seems to have spent all his time with. Not the others at the gathering.

R44, R45 Thanks.

R45 I'm much prettier than that guy.

Yes, you are R48

Unless Shawn releases an actually good song, presents hole, or comes out, we don’t care about his suss kickbacks.

We obviously do R50, cause we hang on these threads that report about his whereabouts.

Who cares about these teenie boppers. They’re average looking at best.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R39 Do you consider stating he won’t date black girls racist? lsa loon.

[quote]Who cares about these teenie boppers. They’re average looking at best.

The bobby soxers care, they think they're just dreamy.

Shawn is just a spazzy influencer these days.

Harry: started a 15 day residency at MSG last night.

Shawn: I'm too fucked up to tour! Let me be on a permanent vacation instead.

*15 date not day

I'm not a Harry fan but he has some catchy songs. Adore You is a good Steve Winwood crib.

Hate this guy. There’s nothing there but hot air.

He's looking much better since "breaking up with" Camila. See R53.

R57 Permanent vacation would be nice, as long as the money holds out.

Shawn is the new Widow Thalberg.

Well at least Shawn isn't totally overrated like the mediocrity Harry Styles.

I wonder if Styles would be in the market for a pretty hanger-on?

R20 Ahahahahahah this fag eats no pussy, and your frau attempt to claim this flaming faggotron as hetero is pathetic.

r65 Connor has better taste than that

Shawn hangs around Miami because he loves those fat assed little Latino girls. He has orgies nightly and loves going down on one girl while the other sucks his dick. Give Shawn a pair of 34D tits in his hands and he's a happy man.

Nothing is mediocre about Grammy winner Styles. He's going to get an Oscar nomination for playing a gay cop in My Policeman. Nobody wants to cast squeaky voiced Shawn in a movie.

Sick to death of these flamers.

- Sunflower

R69 Too much tasteless Brit rubbish on this site.

Imagine bringing up the Grammys in an attempt to dispute claims of mediocrity

He's already washed up, his ex beard cameltoe is finished too, she's been banished to the voice after floping with two albums straight and no top ten single.

25yo and on The Voice. Cash in and save your nickles doll. It's all downhill.

R72 Imagine bringing up the Grammys and the Oscars in an attempt to dispute claims of mediocrity.

Does Shawn ever jerk his dick? Or does he always get it sucked?

R76 He has to have his ass played with to get it up, so he's usually solo.

It depends if I'm around, R76.

Sean likes dark.

Why the fuck is he wearing layers as if it's Fall? It is not that cold in NY on a summer evening. He's so damn extra.

Is he wearing a scarf?

Horse face loves pussy.

Is he spreading monkey pox all over the country?

She's running wild!

R69 I feel bad for you

"Nothing satisfies me like re-enacting the rape scene from the movie "Deliverance."

I think Shawn is a stunt queen on the low. But damn he's fine. So pretty

Supposedly Shawn recently bought himself some new sneakers.

Interesting r88.

New photo of Shawn in Toronto:

He is beautiful.

She needs to stay in Canada where she belongs.

He skipped leg day...a lot.

^ He's never been effortlessly attractive, or attractive for that matter.

He'll need more than leg days to fix that.

Graceful gazele.

R90 Scoping for pussy?

His legs look fine to men.

LOL

He's hot but I'm tired of hearing about his "struggle." Affluenza in our times of economic instability is in a bad taste. Hopefully he'll just retire and stop yapping about his depression and anxiety despite his wealth, beauty and life of luxury and being able to afford good mental healthcare which makes him better off than 90% of the world. Just stick to modeling and being a social media slut and keep quiet.

I don't think he can keep quiet. Irrelevance is what he fears most. Even more than the ghey.

Shawn would be more tolerable as an actor. Make him the Canadian Gigolo or do a remake of A Night in Heaven. Anything to get him to stop whining about having to work hard as a touring musician.

The only acting I could see him do is... camp counselor in a Disney/Nickelodeon show.

Like Tom Cruise, Shawn will need to be tutored to down the gay voice. If he can get some bass in his voice. He can at least do Hallmark movies.

It would be silly of him to lower his voice. Pop tenor has long been the norm. If he lowers his speaking voice, it would affect his singing voice.

He's no Michael Jackson, Prince or George Michael. He is a serviceable singer with a weak voice. He's not as inconsistent as Justin Bieber or Chris Brown who's thin vocals are irritating hence they rely on autotune. Shawn can sing well enough acoustically. But he's not impressive vocally. He'd be singing in a Starbucks if not for his looks.

R105 Why can't any of the famous singers sing? There are people who can sing, wouldn't it be easier to promote them?

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R99 I agree with you, and actually that's why I'm still skeptical Shawn's actually gay. The jokes are funny sometimes, but seriously speaking I think you touched on what his real problem is.

Shawn is tall, handsome white guy with a nice smile and a great head of hair. He got famous at sixteen. I don't know much about his family but I'm guessing he's upper middle-class. He's used to leading a relatively easy life and experiencing a relatively polite society. Girls his age want him, women on than him either want him or want him to date their daughters. Gay men want him, straight dudes think he's sus but who cares about them.

So when you take that white/pretty privilege and give it hardship, like writer's block, a bad break-up, creative duress, they don't know how to handle it. That's why he's in random places staring off into space.

[Quote] I'm still skeptical Shawn's actually gay.

U b trippin

R108 Love when the fangirls find their way here

His face is growing longer and longer as he ages.

Are other parts growing in length?

Harry just sold out Wembley Stadium (90k capacity) four times. Live performances to Styles are like blood to a vampire, whereas for Shawn they're a threat to his precarious mental health. Shawn would rather be a beach bum than a global superstar.

We already know Harry is a sellout.

Eat your heart out Shawna

It wouldn't be a Shawn Mendes thread without breathless comparisons to Harry Styles.

[Quote]There are people who can sing, wouldn't it be easier to promote them?

Well, the not so talented are easier to work with, R106.

r117 = Tevin Campbell

I hope he saved his money.

R115 holy fuck what is that thing? That's the ugliest bareback I've seen on a red carpet.

Timothee looks better with clothes on. Harry Styles looks better as a chav in tee shirts and skinny jeans. The media needs to give it up, they are not fashion icons.

Shawn Mendes is stylish and always looks good in public.

That's not what a chav is

Why was the picture at R107 deleted?

I love you, baby.

[quote] Like Tom Cruise, Shawn will need to be tutored to down the gay voice. If he can get some bass in his voice. He can at least do Hallmark movies.

R103 Maybe he can hire Froy's teacher.

R125 That Froy sure knows how to please a man.

Supposedly Richard Madden started following Shawn on instagram like a week ago...

R127 Shawn is Richard's type

Why don’t the JB trans trolls ever bring up Shawn? It just occurred to me he’s viable for a transvestigation.

I bet Shawn cums buckets.

[quote]He got famous at sixteen. I don't know much about his family but I'm guessing he's upper middle-class. He's used to leading a relatively easy life and experiencing a relatively polite society.

R108 I won't debate when someone got famous because there are many definitions, but he was already famous on Vine and had a song that charted in the top 25 when he was 15. But as for being used to living a relatively easy life - when? That's a description of kids in high school who work a part-time job. He's had a full-time career since age 15-16. That's hard work, a lot of stress, and that's what he's used to at this point (age 24) since he's being doing it for almost 10 years.

Ummm r107.

R128 Eh, that bread is getting stale.

Besides, self-hating virgins are just too much work. All that crying makes my ass-busting cock soft.

R134 C'mon Dickie, you're the world's best twinkmaster. That boy won't be "self-hating" when you get done with him. And you're almost due for a new model...

R135 It's true, I've basically stretched the current model out at this point.

R136 Perhaps your current boy needs to work on his Kegels exercises. We have a place we could send him.

R137 Send him to me - I'll have him good as new in a couple of weeks.

How can he bear those gross Miami beaches with the seaweed everywhere when Greece and Italy are at their best at this time of year? He's so trashy.

Isn't Miami where Cameela resides?

Yes it is. He's still probably fuck buddies with her.

It would not surprise me if he gets back with her and they have a kid or two. He's unmoore. The music isn't hitting. And the acting will go nowhere. He'll try to rebrand as a family man.

*unmoored

'It would not surprise me if he gets back with her and they have a kid or two. He's unmoore. The music isn't hitting. And the acting will go nowhere. He'll try to rebrand as a family man.'

They should rebrand as influencers with a joint account and share their pregnancy journey. Brands would pay big bucks to work with them as a couple.

Justin Bieber put up an announcement on his IG that he was cancelling his world tour too. Harry is the only one left. I don't count ugly Sheeran.

R141 Please, Shawn couldn't be more afraid of her cunt if it had a guillotine built into it.

My dick was sore from all the stunt cocking I had to do for him.

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Why doesn’t he have a new “girlfriend” yet? Camiletoe has already been pegging a new guy for 4-5 months.

He might look happy, but I see the inside.

R149 I keep telling you, he'd let you fuck him - just man up and ask.

Shawn has entered that chat @R150.

R151 Nah, I'm just trying to get the poor boy laid. My dick is way too big for the job, I'm hoping Puth would have better luck.

"But as for being used to living a relatively easy life - when? That's a description of kids in high school who work a part-time job. He's had a full-time career since age 15-16. That's hard work, a lot of stress, and that's what he's used to at this point (age 24) since he's being doing it for almost 10 years."

What kind of entitled, privileged jackass are you, R132?

Hard work is tending a blast furnace 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year. Hard work is being a coal miner. Hard work is NOT being a You Tube sensation, hard work is NOT being an internet influencer, hard work is not being a third rate song writer/performer of extremely limited talent.

Besides, he spent most of 2020 and 2021 in Florida fucking that fat pig, racist Cubano cunt he was dating. The only hard work Mendes has ever done is lift Camila's gunt to get to her pussy, and even that's mostly fiction.

It absolutely is hard work. How many flash in the pans are out there?

Flash in the pans happen because people lose interest, it's nothing to do with hard work.

He was at some party this weekend, clearly not that troubled

Work has to be put in for people maintain interest. Duh.

*to maintain interest

r156 Keep trying to convince yourself he's a hard worker all you want, it simply isn't true. Christ. he had two years of doing nothing.

That two years was probably spent fretting.

How long does it take to set up a new bearding contract?

R153 You sound like an ignoramus who thinks performing, touring, and recording as a singer and/or musician is simple and easy.

Shawn eats lots of pussy. He’s a snatch whore!

R162 Stop lying, Shawn.

r161 Except that poster never said it was simple or easy, but it's not remotely comparable to actual hard work

His posts with just boys is his dipping his toe in the pool to see if coming out will shock or no one will care (latter). Just Nike this shit and DO IT! He’s so hot to look at.

R165 The swish is very appropriate.

R164 Why don't you do some work and read the original post I was replying to?That poster took my words out of context. And called me an entitled jackass for no reason. The original poster said SM was a middle class kid used to life of relative ease, and I said he was not an average middle class kid used to a life of ease but has been a recording artist and performer for about half his life. It's stupid to compare it coal mining, it's apples and oranges. Headlining tours where the entire show and entire tour, and everyone's job, depends on you - when you're a teenager? How was that a middle class life of relative ease? It's very hard work, as is any professional job of performing. It's very stressful, mentally and physically demanding - much more so if you're the headliner.

[quote]Why don't you do some work and read the original post I was replying to?

If you think reading a post is work, that would explain why you think Mendes is hard-working

[quote]The original poster said SM was a middle class kid used to life of relative ease

And if you disagree with that, you're a moron. He's made millions doing what he claims to love. He isn't having to rush to multiple jobs to help his family pay their bills. That's hard work.

[quote]Headlining tours where the entire show and entire tour, and everyone's job

You mean the jobs he put everyone out of because he decided he wanted to extend the two year holiday he was just on?

[quote]It's very stressful, mentally and physically demanding - much more so if you're the headliner.

You do realise that's just the line PR people tell them to say to try and get sympathy, right? And even if we were to pretend it's true - it's nothing like the stress and physical exhaustion of those having to work multiple jobs to put food on the table. He's massively privileged and massively entitled, and clearly you are too.

There are different types of hard work. Celebrities have to be ON all the time. That is mentally taxing. Add living on the road, mostly, which impacts mental health and general contentment.

R168 You have an agenda. But all people who headline tours are working very hard, I'm not trying to prove this person needs or doesn't need time off.

Again, what does working multiple jobs have to do with anything? Either headlining a tour is hard work, or not. Either making an album and promoting it is hard work or it isn't. This is not "a middle class life of relative ease" for someone 15 to 24 years old, period. Or for anyone.

This particular point has nothing to do with the money made from the work, the level of talent, or putting food on the table vs other jobs. It doesn't need to be compared to other jobs. It is simply a lot of hard work, PERIOD, and if you think it's not, do some reading or meet some music stars.

The problem isn't really hard work or not hard work. It's his declining popularit and his inability to deal with it.

[quote]Again, what does working multiple jobs have to do with anything?

And that's what makes you entitled.

[quote]It doesn't need to be compared to other jobs.

LOL. 'Don't compare it to actual hard work or my argument falls apart'. You're pathetic.

Working down a mine is hard work physically. But it's lemming work, mentally. There's no focus on the individual. When people work in the public eye, that's not the case.

'It's very hard work, as is any professional job of performing. It's very stressful, mentally and physically demanding - much more so if you're the headliner.'

Maybe if you're doing 100 dates back to back like Harry Styles in this year, but Shawn has only done one proper tour. He cancelled the rest, as did Bieber.

Harry Styles does not have the psychological strain of his sexuality weighing him down.

No, R175. Just his inability to act.

R172 I'm not entitled, I'm aware there is comparatively harder work. My uncle was an English coal miner, when he was a young man, He suffered and died of a lung disease when he was older, and I loved him, so please don't lecture me about things you don't even know about.

I also have been a performer, and it is very hard work and requires a lot of time, dedication, concentration, etc. You probably haven't been a performer or a coal miner.

I said something is difficult and you repled that it's not as difficult as some other thing. But you can't seem to concede that there are degrees of difficulty. That one thing being difficult doesn't make something else easy. You seem pretty unreasonable.

[quote]But you can't seem to concede that there are degrees of difficulty.

Says the person who earlier said

[quote]Either making an album and promoting it is hard work or it isn't.

Compared to most people in this world he has an extraordinarily easy life. You swallowing the PR bullshit that it's oh-so-tough work doesn't change that.

If spazzy Shawn was getting the terrible reviews Harry is getting for his two movies, he'd probably try to commit suicide. Harry just goes on stage at MSG every night as if nothing has happened. His single As It Was is number 1 on the Hot 100 for the 13th week running. Who needs movies when your day job is that good?

Harry's music is doing very well so he can more easily bounce back from a failed acting career. Shawn's music is not doing well.

[Quote] Compared to most people in this world he has an extraordinarily easy life.

Hell is other people's minds.

I know very little about him other than from DL and seeing him once on SNL and when he was dating Camila Cabello ( again, know very little about her). What caught my attention is he looks like me when I was that age. Mannerisms, everything. Hes gay. On a side note, hes lucky. I aged aged very well. I look the same , just older. (Im not being modest, Im trying to make a point)

[Quote] I aged aged very well.

Pics?

[quote]Who needs movies when your day job is that good?

So why'd he try acting?

Meanwhile, Charlie Puth living his best life.

New photos of Shawn:

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R186, I think that's Caitlyn.

He looks gorgeous!

His lower legs have my lower-leg trifecta (hairy, shapely, tanned).

He looks better than he did last year when he was too skinny. Hi body looks lovely and healthy and sexy.

...

Shawn’s not a gay.

Shawn is dating Olivia Rodrigo. She's a much thinner, taller and more attractive version of Camila. Shawn loves that Latina pussy!

"Olivia Isabel Rodrigo was born on February 20, 2003, at Rancho Springs Medical Center in Murrieta, California, to school teacher Jennifer and family therapist Chris Rodrigo. She lived and grew up in neighboring Temecula. Rodrigo is Filipino American; her father is Filipino while her mother has German and Irish ancestry. She has stated that her paternal great-grandfather moved from the Philippines to the United States as a teenager and her family follows Filipino traditions and cuisine."

New photos of Shawn showing off his muscular arms in a tank top:

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So, Shawn has found a girlie?

She's half Filipino but she looks Latino. Not small enough to be pure Filipino and her eyes are big.

First Joshua Basset now Shawn Mendes? Does Olivia Rodrigo only date bottoms ??

[Quote] So, Shawn has found a girlie?

Yes, I've been to me.

Does someone not know that Philippines was a Spanish colony for over 3 centuries, so "Filipinos" - real ones - can look hispanic?

R204 The original comment was that Shawn loves that Latina pussy. Camila is Latina (half Mexican) , Olivia is, possibly, half Spanish Filipino. She would then be considered hispanic, but not Latina.

entendu 🙄

However Latina just means hispanic from Latin America.

I suppose Filipinos won't have the black and amerindian mix in with the Spanish genetics, rather the "Austronesian" (Taiwan-Asian) mix in with Spanish. Enrique Iglesias is half pinoy. I can see it. Most Americans cannot. His mother has a lot of Spanish blood in her pinoy mix.

[quote]However Latina just means hispanic from Latin America.

I thought it meant any woman from Latin America. But regardless, the original comment presumed Olivia Rodrigo is Latina, and she isn't.

That could be discussed. Haiti is in Latin America. Are Haiti women Latina? Are black Brazilian woman Latina? Are indigenous Bolivians Latina/Latino?

R208 I don't know, but Olivia Rodrigo is not.

Agreed.

r208 Yes, they are considered to be latin.. though when there is a distinct hold over of African cultural influences, then it becomes Afro-latin. Otherwise, then they are just default latin.. though even that has several ethnic, cultural, religious, regional modifers as well. But things are more generalized say within the U.S. save maybe NYC which has always been more salad bowl than the melting pot you get out west... while everything between falls to whatever the most dominate "culture" group is - the population might be smaller but if the dominate culture is something else that still stands because it's established until it's finally gentrified.

Every Haitian I know identifies as "creole" not latino.

What about horse-hung Jamaican brothers? Latino?

^ like say you've got a commercial neighborhood that has a strong dominican culture, even if the local population has largely moved on, it can be difficult for newcomers to subvert that cultural dominance until the new culture becomes more established.. often commercially, then onto education, which opens its doors and influence beyond just the 'hood.

r212 self id doesn't mean jack as you should know... you categorized more by the other than you are by self. Like how most native americans / indigenous / aborgines / first nation or whatever the fuck you want to call them in the states, call themselves Indian but you know, there's some little blue haired girl clutching her pumpkin spice latte screaming that's racist.

Haitian, I did hestiate on, but state side, most end up id'd as either black or latino... straight truth of the matter, there was brief period where they were in the group of afro-caribbean (funny enoug, now these days, most in the category wouldn't qualify in that category, because people don't understand the east asian history and others in the mix and think they don't belong) but I find most will straight up say haitian... and creole in the states, most people don't know shit of what that means, they can't even differentiate between arcadian, creole and cajun especially in food, let alone music. it's all become meaningless labels to most folk because most folk don't give a shit. most americans when think creole, they simply think a high yella biracial woman...

Can you maybe make a separate thread for this discussion? This was supposed to be about Shawn liking Latina or non-Latina pussy.

Shawn doesn't like ANY kind of pussy, Mary. But I bet he goes for white cock, unlike Bieber who rode every black cock in town for awhile there. In fact I bet you could get Shawn on intellectual Jewish cock.

r215 you can block people, dear, the conversation is here. many threads derail far off topic. you could even f/f.

we could derail on str8 effeminancy instead but it would be just as lengthy and mostly a losing battle for all the people that believe every homosexual can be id'd by sight alone... and we'd still end up discussing how gay latino machismo is and still bring indians into the mix.. whether native men's voices or india's indians gay gay gay discos for str8 men.

R217 Thanks for the indecipherable word salad.

R216 Yes, everyone is gay.

Latina or bot, Shawn is destroying that pussy like there is no tomorrow

Which his angry 5 incher?

Please take your casta painting discussions elsewhere; this thread is for adulation of Miss Mendes, her olive skin and shapely legs.

R221 Perhaps this is why he goes for smaller women, it is just enough for them, they could not take too beaucoup anyway.

Well the last Latina had a huge bottom and could handle Caribbean heavy calibres, no problem.

R224 honey, they don't take it in the bottom

Sez who?

I mean it is not their main entrance R226

[quote]Shawn loves that Latina pussy. Camila is Latina (half Mexican)

She’s Cuban.

R229 Wikipedia says her father is Mexican, which I why I said she's half Mexican.

"Cabello was born in the Habana del Este district of Cojímar in Havana, Cuba, to Alejandro Cabello and Sinuhe Estrabao. Her father was born in Mexico City and is a Mexican who moved to Cuba. She has a younger sister named Sofia. For most of her early life, Cabello and her family moved back and forth between Havana and Mexico City."

Who cares ?

Who cares about Shawn Mendes? Who cares about anything?

This thread is about Shawn so we care about him.

r231 = Joy Behar

.....

Ummm r234

Shawn at the premiere for Lyle the Crocodile:

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So now Shawn is eating out Olivia’s snatch. Yummy!!

He dresses like a pirate. Enough.

Shawn Mendes & Javier Bardem interview for 'Lyle, Lyle Crocodile':

Recent video of Shawn & a male friend on a park bench in Toronto:

The cuties at R241

Damn. There's ladyish and then there's ladyish... Who is the other person?

Looks like slightly flirtatious talk.

It doesn't look remotely flirtatious.

From that photo at R241, it's pretty obvious that Shawn is the woman in the relationship.

R246, there's a video at the link.

I know. I watched the video. Shawn seems to have lovely manners.

Would DL's collective head explode if Shawn became Shawniah?

R249 Not every flamboyant guy is trans

[Quote] every flamboyant guy is trans

No one said that.

Shawn is simply trying to be trendy, he is naturally flamboyant and he tries to be edgy with what he wears (and fails most of the times)

Where are you seeing trendy on a park bench?

I was not talking about the park bench, but his looks lately (like the one at the Met gala)

Shawn has an earring????

He & David Muir have the same voice.

R240

I wonder if Shawn was thinking about Spanish sausage during that interview

He really does look so much better with that short haircut.

He's so pretty! He looks so much better now than when he was with that Cabello chick.

Pity about the speaking and singing voice. If he wants to be an actor he needs to change the voice.

Paul Lynde didn't have to change his voice.

Well then, there you are.

R259 There's a Matteo Lane stand up about that

Most women are not as fem as Shawn is.

I am wondering, for scientific reasons, if such a fem guy could be straight.

I know it can be with women. In my old neighborhood there was the butchiest woman alive, who I instantly thought was a lesbian. But it turned out she had a husband and couple of kids. I know a closeted lesbian can have hetero family, but this couple seemed so real, they really had physical chemistry. And he was her second husband and stepfather to kids, she left the kids father for him.

At least he hasn't taken the butch lessons, or whatever it is, where femmy celebs are taught to act more masculine (like Colton Haynes talked about in his book). Or maybe he has. And his is after.

*this is after

Shawn definitely alters his voice and mannerisms to stop from going full nelly. He’s suppressing his inner Mary, but he’s so 💅 that we can still see it and hear it plainly. That’s part of why he’s so fucked up.

I still don't know who this kid is but why is some perv lusting after these tots?

R268 Grandpa if you still haven't learned to Google someone maybe it's time we put you in a home

I can use Google as well as the next person but I'm not really interested enough. My question remains. Why is some perv constantly posting about this tot like some 11 year old girl with her first Tiger Beat crush?

R270 Because he's very famous, a big star in music, and he's 24, not a "tot". Should we only post about 50 year old singers who aren't in the news?

Famous? A star? No.

24? Looks 12.

R272 Have you ever heard the song, Senorita? It was a #1 single. If I Can't Have You was a #2 single. He's had 4 albums that debuted at #1. World tours. According to Wikipedia...

"Among his accolades, Mendes has won 13 SOCAN awards, 10 MTV Europe Music Awards, eight Juno Awards, eight iHeartRadio MMVAs, two American Music Awards, and received three nominations for a Grammy Award and one nomination for a Brit Award. In 2018, Time named Mendes as one of the 100 most influential people in the world on their annual list."

Not famous? Not a star?

No R273. Not a star and unless you're some 12 year old fangurl/boi you sound pathetic with your emojis and gushing. Are you head of his fan club too?

Does your mom your on a gay website?

In what universe does Shawn Mednes look 12?

Ok maybe 12 is exagerrating but immature for sure. Not out of his teens.

R274 Even though I've been replying, I'm not OP and I didn't post emojis.

In the history of pop music, most stars have been young, it seems like I shouldn't have to point this out. But I'm done arguing.

He's 6'2" and looks like a man, not a boy, certainly not a 12 year old boy.

And he’s not only a “pop singer.” He also just starred in a critically acclaimed film with Javier Bardem that’s doing pretty swell at the box office.

Well, his singing voice was in a movie with Javier Bardem R279

You fangurls are welcome to him. You are hilarious though.

R281 I don't even like him all that much, to be honest, but I respect his success and he's a sex symbol, even if you don't think so. I guess I'm just saying you can't deny someone's level of success and fame just because you don't know them or don't like them.

Queerty features him regularly

R274 You know what's even more pathetic, writing a lot of messages on a thread about someone you don't know or care

That's simply ridiculous.

And the guy is beyond stupid (his interviews are pathetic) but he had a good bunch of hits, and you know what, teen girls are the one who rules the music business and that's not even new

[quote]I still don't know who this kid is but why is some perv lusting after these tots?

He's 24. Birthday: 8/8/98. He's not a "tot".

R285 How that poster sees Shawn:

Boy has come a long way

What do you mean? He was never awkward looking. And he appears to have always had clear sking.

Bel Ami meets AutoTune.

Shame Shawn has never won a Grammy, unlike ME. And I'm coming for Song of the Year in 2023.

R290 This isn't American Idol, they're not in competition.

When will he come out? He has no career anymore so he might as well.

R285 Wait, he's a Leo? That explains so much.

R279 He's still a pathetic coward who won't come out.

[Quote] Bel Ami meets AutoTune.

Perfect description. No notes.

New photos of Shawn:

#1:

# 2 :

# 3 :

omg super slutty r296, looking like a male whore

r296 I think that may just be the best, most realistic, and honest photograph ever taken (or likely ever to be taken) of him.........just 'sayin...

I like his feet. He, apparently, does too.

He’s a straight pussyhound. Loves the snatch.

What was that quotes of his? "The masculinity comes down"?

He's decided he's going to be an actor now. This should be hilarious.

Sexy Shawn strolling out to meet a hot Latina girl.

R296 wonder what he's listening to on those airpods

R305 Shawn IS a hot latina girl!

[quote]R296 wonder what he's listening to on those airpods

r306:

R295 Eh. Notes, shmotes. Who needs notes when you look like R296?

Damn he’s looking hot in those new pics. Bet he’s getting some good dick.

Is Shawn really a "10"?? His face is a bit horsey.

Most stars aren't 10's. 10's are intimidating.

More new photos of Shawn:

# 4:

# 5 :

Sean walking outside the gym photos are getting boring.

The photographer probably isn't willing to travel further

Gurl, what kinda shoes he got on?

Better than his black leather boots.

I think he's likeable but he's grown up in a fishbowl, probably before he realized what he was doing to himself, and he's surrounded by the usual sycophants. He can't go anywhere in any city without getting followed and photographed. Yet he won't go to some remote place like some country lake where no one would bother him. Without his entourage or handlers. He wants peace yet he doesn't want it.

Or maybe he doesn't want your idea of peace.

When was the last time he had a Top 10 hit? The tween girls have moved on. He's OVAH.

R320 And I said he doesn't.

[Quote] And I said he doesn't.

Then what's the problem? He doesn't look inundated by fangirls and paparazzi in the OP...

R323 Then who was taking the pictures posted by R396 R397 R398 R313 R314 R317 etc?

We haven't got to r396 yet, hon.

This thread has pics from many different days.

Sorry, hon, I meant R296, R297, R298. Thx for the heads up.

R317 It looks like he's involved in some kind of ritual that involves holding eucalyptus over ones head.

[quote]He can't go anywhere in any city without getting followed and photographed.

Do you really not realise that he's the one calling the photographers?

[quote]Yet he won't go to some remote place like some country lake where no one would bother him. Without his entourage or handlers. He wants peace yet he doesn't want it.

LOL he wants fame and attention

Sexy straight Shawn.

[quote]Sexy straight Shawn.

He's neither sexy nor straight, but you did manage to spell his first name correctly.

[quote]Do you really not realise that he's the one calling the photographers?

No, I don't believe that happens in all cases. Do you really think if Shawn didn't call the photographers, that suddenly there would be no pictures published of Shawn? That he would just disappear from the tabloids? There are notoriously private celebs who still get papped. And he would still be mobbed depending on where he went and asked for autographs, etc. His life wouldn't suddenly become quiet and private in a city because he didn't request to be noticed.

His breath smells of Camila’s pussy juice.

r331 How much money do you think people are paying for the same photos of him coming out of the gym? It's so obvious that they're being called by Shawn. The big giveaway is he never looks bad in them. Not to mention him making no effort to avoid them. But sure, stay in denial

R333 IYou didn't answer my question. "Do you really think if Shawn didn't call the photographers, that suddenly there would be no pictures published of Shawn? That he would just disappear from the tabloids? "

I didn't answer because those questions are completely irrelevant to the fact he's obviously calling them.

Also, if people always call the paps, if they're being filmed why do they answer one or two quick questions and walk away? Wouldn't they want to answer questions and stay to be photographed if they went to all the trouble of calling the paps and looking great? Also, sometimes they don't look good they look like shit.

Are you really that dumb? Because they don't want it to be obvious they called them.

Also, I never said they always call the paps, did I? That's just a pathetic attempt by you to create a strawman.

It's because of all those cookies he's smelling.

His PA carries them behind him and wafts the scent towards him with a geisha fan.

Backstage at a concert by out artist Omar Apollo.

R339

Is that Janeane Garofalo in the centre?

More new photos of Shawn:

^ He seems to be detransitioning.

Two things about R339's pic: they could be brothers and Shawn dresses to the right, and is embarrassingly not well endowed.

r345 We knew that from his underwear shoot

I wonder if Shawn feels all tingly next to a man who's taller than him.

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R301 I don't think this is ture but there was some quote alleged to be attributed to Shawn Mendes. Something about Shawn saying that several wealthy and famous males have privately asked him if they could worship his socks and feet and that they even would be willing to pay him but although flattered he turned them down.

Quentin should’ve offered him a movie role instead of movie.

Quentin should’ve offered him a movie role instead of money*

r349 That quote was made up by a poster here

R341 That's the center.

Shawn is a 100% bottom, so it doesn't matter if he's well-endowed.

But is it Janeane, r353?

Disagree. I like to see a big ol' thang flapping about while Shawn or someone else is riding "cowboy."

Yes, R355, it's her. She's around 60 but she has really good filters!

I would not have pegged Janeane as someone who attends concerts of present day artists.

R358 It keeps her young!

'Do you really not realise that he's the one calling the photographers?'

Tell me you're a tumblr conspiracy hag without telling me you're a tumblr conspiracy hag.

Only D listers call the paps. The likes of Shawn, Harry Styles etc don't need to. They are hunted like dogs everywhere they go.

'Also, if people always call the paps, if they're being filmed why do they answer one or two quick questions and walk away? Wouldn't they want to answer questions and stay to be photographed if they went to all the trouble of calling the paps and looking great? Also, sometimes they don't look good they look like shit.'

Yep, and a lot of the time when these paps are supposedly called, the photos are blurred as hell and clearly taken with a long angle lens.

Why do fangurls hate the notion that their faves are in cahoots with the paps? Is it because they love to feel sorry for their faves?

Fangurls are the dummies who think that paps sit at home waiting for phone calls and never pursue cars because they know the number plate, or hang out near celeb houses, or outside hospitality/transport outlets having been given tip offs by their huge range of paid contacts. When photos are taken that fangirls don't like - such as pics of Shawn and a woman - fangirls scream 'the paps were called' because they can't cope with their little 'gay' faves fucking females and think it must all be staged for PR.

Oh hush. You don't think it's odd that Zac Efron was papped on two continents with Michelle Rodriguez and yet no pap folllowed him into Skid Row and caught him getting punched out by a homeless man? After all, Zac can't go anywhere without the paps following him...

'You don't think it's odd that Zac Efron was papped on two continents with Michelle Rodriguez and yet no pap folllowed him into Skid Row and caught him getting punched out by a homeless man? '

No? Photos of celeb couples sell for far more than pics of male celebs by themselves. It's hilarious that you think that people like Kristin Stewart called the paps to photograph her cheating with Rupert Sanders, or Harry Styles called the paps to his manager's private wedding so that everyone would know that he'd stolen Ted Lasso's wife. Good job you are not a pap, because you'd never get paid.

What a pile of crap! Harry Styles ain't been "exposed" as a man with a girlfriend, hon.

I knew it! R366 is a Larrie! Aw, do you think he's still fucking ugly chainsmoker Louis Tomlinson? Pathetic frau.

Larrie? What is it? 2015?

Shawn does make me appreciate John Mayer. John Mayer had several high profile girlfriends and falling outs, but his music stayed pretty great throughout.

That photo is actually Janeane in character as Heather Mooney, telling Shawna to leave high school behind and stop being a desperate whiny bitch.

Do you worry that Shawn might joing the 27 Club?

[quote]Do you worry that Shawn might joing the 27 Club?

As long as he doesn't join the 700 Club.

more likely to join the 50 load weekend club

R373 come on, he is a fit young guy, but that doesn't mean he could bang 50 big assed Latina girls in a raw.

[quote]Only D listers call the paps.

Yeah d-listers like Rihanna lol

[quote]Yep, and a lot of the time when these paps are supposedly called, the photos are blurred as hell and clearly taken with a long angle lens.

Except these gym pics aren't blurred at all, are they?

The Wagatha Christie trial literally proved you wrong in a court of law

Genuinely embarrassing how naive some of you are. This is the problem with fraus posting here.

[quote] The likes of Shawn, Harry Styles etc don't need to. They are hunted like dogs everywhere they go.

He isn't though, is he? We have these gym pics almost every day, but then nothing else. If he's being hunted like a dog, why are we not getting pics of him elsewhere? We know he's going out, some girl took pics of him at a theme park - if pics of him are such hot-sellers, why weren't paps rushing to Universal Studios to get photos of him leaving?

You're such an idiot

[Quote] Do you worry that Shawn might joining the 27 Club?

If Justin Bieber didn't join the 27 club, Shawn probably won't either, unless he kills himself.

I like the career path he's transitioning to, being a L.A. street whore for the paps in skimpy clothes. It seems like he is going into the Kardashian-esque socialite route. Since the singing thing ain't working out right now, he can just be famous for being a hoe.

Who was the last 27 club victim? Amy Winehouse?…that was more than a decade ago. It’s probably no longer a thing if Demi Lovato managed to escape it.

27 club?

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And here he is attending the birthday party of the homophobic, racist, anti-vaxxer Doja Cat

And with the stupid toothpick in his mouth too

Celebs who didn't call the paps

So you're sticking with your dumbass strawman of pretending I said all celebs, eh?

I thought Bieber/Baldwin was Janice Dickinson at a glance.

[quote]And with the stupid toothpick in his mouth too

This reminds me of my mom, she used to pick on these kind of details about celebrities.

yasss r382, the cha cha heels return!

Poor Shawn. He arrived at a low key party for noted retiring type Doja Cat and there were PAPARAZZI there! They hound him so!

r386 And also like your mom, I consider you a disappointment

r388 Funny seeing him cover his face, something he's never done all those times he was photographed at the gym

R389 Your mom wasn't a disappointment, she was hot. The other guys thought so, too.

LOL only a frau could think "your hot mom had a sex life" would be considered an insult

R379 Before Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain was the last major star to succumb to the club curse, so it may be a while before we see another one join them. I also consider people in the club to be people with actual talent, so that automatically excludes Shawn.

Remember when Shawn and Camila were "together" and would take daily pap strolls while pretending to drink out of huge empty coffee mugs?

Who are those nobodies pictured at R383, whining that they wouldn't call the paps? Honey, the paps don't show up for unknown Z-listers.

R391 If you think the isnult was "your hot mom had a sex life" you must be spretty stupid.

Spretty stupid isnult indeed

LOL he's going to pray the gay away

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