Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Continued - Erika Nearly Homeless and Toothless

Homeless but not Toothless is seriously the funniest shit to come out of the Housewives in a while. It sounds like a charity that Jenna Maroney would start on 30 rock. It was especially funny when Kathy said, "it's hard to talk if you have bad teeth" during an exchange at the party.

In Bosnia, we make homes in tooths.

"Homeless but not Toothles"s is one of the stupidest names ever for a charity. Also wrong, as many homeless are toothless. It's good they provide dental care but the charity needs a better name.

Dorit dun fixed ma teeth!

Kyle and Erika cracking up at that charity name was their best moment of the season (not saying much). Kathy’s “it’s hard to talk without teeth” was also hilarious.

Thank God for Garcelle. If she wasn’t there, Sutton would be bullied off the show like LVP and Denise. They can’t keep doing this, that’s why the cast has to change. The gang ups are terrible.

I’m really excited for Sutton to light up Erika next week.

I can’t stand her but did find it funny when Kathy said “who the hell is that?” About Melissa etheridge

I changed my mind, I don’t think Dorit should be fired now. She can be a funny character, if she keeps giving things like that Buca di Beppo mess, and Homeless Not Toothless.

Sharon Stone doesn’t even know who Dorit is; I seriously doubt Sharon showed up at Dorit’s door begging her to be a part of Homeless not Toofless.

Roofless n Toothless

Sharon only went to neighbor Dorit’s house to take back all her Amazon.com boxes PK kept stealing.

Dorit is such a starfucker.

Was "Zsa Zsa Gawhore" ever funny? Once, maybe?

"Homeless but not Toothless: The Kim Richards Story" starring Kristen Bell this Fall on Lifetime.

Dorit and Rinna are just perpetually covered in flop sweat. Rinna is unbearable; Dorit is watchable for all the wrong reasons. Erika SUCKS but we're stuck with her and I must (begrudgingly) acknowledge that her wicked witch cum aggrieved victim act at least shows effort. Really hope we lose at least Rinna before next season. Diana is toast UNLESS gay Asher saves her. People seem to be fascinated by their dynamic.

[quote] Thank God for Garcelle. If she wasn’t there, Sutton would be bullied off the show like LVP and Denise.

Oh, please. Those two weren’t bullied off the show. They left because they couldn’t take the heat for getting called on their bullshit about puppygate and fucking Brandi.

Homeless Not Toothless is bizarre. They are talking veneers in their world which most homeless people do not need. It’s like Dickless Not Nutless. Tone deaf.

Garcelle is so overrated and sanctimonious. The way she feels it’s her job to make the women show accountability is so odious. Didn’t she humiliate the father of her sons by acting messy and sending out an email to all his colleagues about his infidelity?

Interesting how no one makes her take accountability for that.

And Sutton fucking sucks so I hope she’s bullied off the show.

Has Rinna ever had an authentic moment on this show?

I think the closest was the wine glass scene in Amsterdam, but she was definitely channeling Days of Our Lives and hamming it up there.

R19 = Erika

Whenever they show Rinna's house it looks like no one ever sweeps or dusts or cleans anything.

“Diana is toast UNLESS gay Asher saves her. People seem to be fascinated by their dynamic.”

Not sure who is fascinated, most seem to hate Diana and Asher is a boring but pretty piece of wood that sings.

“Interesting how no one makes her take accountability for that.”

No one needs to because she did the first season she was on, Lisa.

I commented something along the lines of “what bullshit. Hope you get fired” on Rinna’s HRC award post on Instagram and she blocked me. Lol. Sensitive!

When I hear the words 'Human Rights' the first person I think of is Lisa Rinna.

Headless not Footless - for headless people we donate designer pumps. It’s very chic! Suzanne Somers is on the board.

My neighbor, Dame Helen Mirren, personally enlisted me to help with her charity "Flawless not Braless". I went door-to-door asking my Bel-Air neighbors to ask their housekeepers to ask their children to donate their used undergarments, so girls at "city schools" entering puberty would not feel unsupported.

I'm starting a charity called Homeless Not Maidless, where we provide housekeepers for the unhoused.

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I don’t understand how anyone can watch those seasons and not see how they were bullied by the Faux Force Five.

Go back to season 2 and watch game night where Kim and Kyle attack Brandi- it’s SHOCKING, they could never get away with that now. It really shows what a mean girl Kyle is. Kim is just a damaged drug addict but the way Kyle goes after Brandi is wild. Calling her a slut and trash and a bad mother because her 4 year old son peed in the grass at a pool party and Kyle was enraged that Brandi didn’t discipline him for taking his dick out.

Erika’s charity would be Cunts Need Cash

Kim and Kyle looming over crip Brandi, literally pointing their fingers in her face, is one of the wildest moments in the entirety of RHoBH. Kim made amazing television.

I wouldn't be surprised if the wine glass Rinna smashed in Amsterdam was a prop she stole from the set of DOOL.

And Brandi was an invalid at the time! She was using crutches and couldn’t run away from those nasty Richards sisters.

Word is Dorit just started a charity for The Anne Heche Burn Unit at Mt Sinai....

R31 they hid her crutches and generally made her feel most welcome

And no one stuck up for Brandi while it was happening or after.

That cast member Dana was such a pathetic cunt - the worst kind of sycophant.

Kyle has had good work done - she looks like shit and much older in earlier seasons.

Crutchless Not Cuntless

Dana is still a pathetic cunt.

Who is here defending Brandi? Good Lord.

I don’t know, I buy what Brandi’s selling in a way that I never have from Rinna.

Rinna looks like a phoney clown howling at Sutton about how she will hunt her down in she dares besmirch the good name of Harry Hamlin and her twit-skank daughters, but watching Brandi trapped on that rented couch, squaring up her shoulders and threatening to rip the Richards sisters throats out for mom-shaming her about her son peeing on Kyle’s lawn (in between calling Kim a drug addict)…it’s so good.

As frequently awful as they were in those early seasons, Brandi, Camille and Kim just have “it” in a way that Rinna, Erika and Kyle never will.

Brandi’s “Doing crystal meth in the bathroom” to Kim was ripped off seasons later by Rinna’s “Are people doing coke in your bathroom?” to Dorit. Let’s just say the imitation doesn’t compare to the original.

Brandi got progressively worse each season. Season 2 she was harmless. Also she was younger, beautiful and thin, which I’m sure drove Kyle crazy.

Brandi’s performance at her first reunion is art. She went down both couches talking shit to everyone’s faces (except Lisa, of course). Exquisite. I remember the confusion then fear on Kyle’s face as B landed zinger after zinger. I still enjoy Brandi but I bummed that she’s messed up her face so much.

R31, I remember when they attacked Brandi for sitting back while her young son peed on the lawn.

She had a broken leg, remember? How is a woman with a broken leg supposed to hop up and stop her kid from peeing? The cruelty of the Richard bitches was shocking.

^^Ii occasionally look at that Dana girl’s Twitter feed. She likes to pretend she has interesting gossip, but seldom does.

I think Diana is definitely a goner after this season. She's boring and unlikable, you can't understand a word she says, and she has no storyline. But the #1 thing that gets someone fired is refusal to film. Bravo is paying them to provide content and if they fail to do that then they get fired. Diana has missed several filming opportunities due to faked illnesses.

Your mouth to God’s ears, r48.

Im rewatching S2 reunion. Wow, Kyle was a cunt, and Adrienne and Taylor were useless. I sort of miss LVP, but then I remember how annoying she was her last season. Brandi can be funny, but she puts me on edge.

I Know some thought she was “boring” but I really miss Eileen.

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Kyle is still cruel. Look at how she’s treating Sutton and her condoning of Erika disrespecting Garcelle’s 14 year old son.

Talentless, Not Fameless. Our charity keeps never-was and has-beens like Lisa Rinna, Kyle Richards, and Erika Jayne looking like Vegas whores. No old lingerie or hair extensions turned down! Kyle can spread her legs in anything!

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I've never seen that clip before. I think it's fair to say both of the Richards sisters were coked out of their fucking minds in the segment. Disgusting human beings. I hope Kyle gets booted from the franchise. She will die without her RHOBH fame.

Brandiywas likable her first season although I thought she whined about Eddie a bit too much..she really hadn’t become the sloppy mess she is now. She was actually quite pretty before she fucked with her face. Vanderpump was actually trying to make something of her ...Brandy screwed that up too

I liked the "stretch specialist" ...Where can I find a "stretch specialist" like that ????

Cunts Need Cash

Erika is too hard and tough to be sexy. She mentioned she'd like to be a dominatrix. Perfect fit for her. All sex no warmth.

I’m a total Brandi fan but she was really awful to Joyce, said a few racist things. She wouldn’t even call her by her real name!

Kim & Kyle were horrible to Brandi, & it’s strange that she & Kim were bffs for a bit, though they don’t speak anymore. I wish B would come back, she’d definitely keep everyone on their toes. And she’s close now to Kyle & Rinna.

Ugh I forgot about all the nasty racist shit with Joyce. I think I was kind of tuned out during that season. That is really disappointing.

I just remembered that Vidal Sassoon's daughter was on for one season. I had forgotten all about her. Beverly Hills went through a period when they were replacing women left and right, and they had about 5 or 6 one season wonders. You'd think that LA would be full of women who would want to be on this show, but I guess not.

Joyce and LVP are friends now

R57 “Cunts for Cash” is Dories newest charity although this time its just a GoFundMe page

I can imagine Erika appropriating this for the Cunts For Cash jingle. She can replace the lead and put the rest of the Fuck Force Five on the other instrument

There must be thousands of old whores in BH wanting to join this franchise. All of them more interesting than Crystal and Diana.

R44 Tall and all legs too...standing next to Kyle who always looks like a squat dwarf.

Generally the women always attack those better looking or at least with Camille, money and a great body. I always thought Camille was a butterface

I'm afraid with all of the hate she's incurring is going to keep Diana in place for atleast one more season.

When has Bravo ever let a willing villain with money go after one season? Hell Brandi was kept around a few years just for being the bitch she is, and shes BROKE.

I love the rumor that it’s Rinna, Erika and Diana that will get the chop. Good riddance!

Rinna can go. Demote Dorit to ‘friend of’ and dump Diana. Erika? I loathe her but her storyline is reality tv gold and the drama is still unfolding. She’s safe until they slap handcuffs on her. Garcelle is eclipsing Kyle as the centerpiece of the show. Good. But her friend the ex Mrs Smith can go. Seems like a lovely person but she just doesn’t have the right personality for this type of show. Too nice. No edge.

They should hire Morgan Stewart McGraw. Her delusional entitlement would bring it back the pernicious days of Camille.

Kyle should have been fired A LOOOONNNGGGG time ago.

R67 They let that cunt witch Carlton go after one season.

Idk R69, Sharee pretty much called PK a pussy right to his face. She seems like a good fit.

I agree that Sheree would be a welcome addition to the show. R69, she has had some sly daggers from the side come out that have been great. You might have missed them because she delivers everything so pleasantly. I thought it was funny when she said that she would go for Oliver too. I like that Garcelle brought her into the scene, yet she can hang out with the rest of the crew w/o Garcelle being there. She’s not an “appendage” of Garcelle.

Also, she’s gorgeous.

Now we know the origins of Diana's rental house.

R75 That's the most sterile looking house I've ever seen. It feels like the lobby of an architectural firm.

R70 One of my favorite HWs moments was of S1 Camille: 'it's just so much work getting our Hawaii place ready', (calls Hawaiian house manager) 'can you heat just the one pool and jacuzzi, just five of the bedrooms? ' (hangs up phone looking earnestly at camera) 'it's just so much work.' (Shrugging shoulders looking blankly back at the camera)

R77 Yes, pointing to things is exhausting.

If Rinna gets the chop it’s because contract negotiations broke down. (Or she is too expensive). Her contract expires this season.

Interesting that it’s those three that went on an unfilmed trip to Hawaii. Maybe they formed some kind of alliance and Bravo said no?

Camille’s arc is interesting.

She was despised in season 1 and then kept her mouth shut in season 2 until she argues with Taylor about the domestic abuse, which won her fans. After that, fans seemed to miss her and want her back, until she came back in season 9 as a Friend and proved she was still asshole season 1 Camille.

Can’t they do a RHUGT where they have to physically fight each day over a small amount of food and something goes horribly wrong?

these bitches don't eat. haveit be a tube of mascara and a needle of botox and watch them go.

The newer cast members of RHofBH all seem to be super wealthy, or they appear to be. No more poor folks like Brandi welcome.

It's all about having fabulous clothes, jewels, houses and the shameless ability to act like an ass.

R78 She had to call the help, remember her kids, nannies and flackies. It's really quite overwhelming, what if she called the Beaver Creek mountain lodge manager, would be tragic.

Watching Camille humiliated by asshole Kelsey in Season One was crazy. Kelsey! Why would you want that shit on camera???

I agree Sheree should get a diamond. She’s far more compelling than that creep Diana.

Rinna has three mortgages, R83. No one knows how PK and Dorit are staying afloat but most think they’re the next to fall like the Giudices and Erika. Speaking of Erika, she’s basically broke. Half the cast is not really wealthy wealthy. A lot of it is fake.

"You think I want to be in this shitty house that costs $3M and has a pool and cabana and fireplace and celebrity neighbors? No."

at the reunion I want to see Sutton read some bitches for the filth they really are

Has anyone seen Lifetime's "Sex, Lies & Obsession"? Rinna's Wikipedia says it's based on Harry's real life sex addiction and alcoholism.

A few times, R90. I used to be a hardcore Lifetime aficionado.

Full movie linked below.

R91 Rinna's lips were almost normal looking 20 years ago.

"at the reunion I want to see Sutton read some bitches for the filth they really are”

She just might r89 but she will do it in a very calm way which will set them off even more

I love the evolution of Sutton on the show. She is very clearly driving multiple storylines this season.

Wasn’t she originally introduced as a friend of Rinna’s?

Yeah R94, she came in via Rinna but it was all bullshit like most of the intros are. One of the many hilarious conceits of these shows is the cast members pretending to know each other and be old friends. There are frequent moments where essential information like previous marriages come as surprises despite this claimed long history.

Sutton is indeed the main character this season. She also has a rabid, intense online fandom (the Sluttons). She'll be sticking around for at least a couple more seasons if she wants to.

Rumors abound on social media that Rinna and Diana will not be asked back next season. Hopefully new blood will help this current dog of a show. (Sherree is boring, hope they don’t ask her)

Don’t like sheree either. She even sided with Rinna vs Sutton in some interview recently. Guessing she I’ll come back full time next year though. She seems pretty sanctimonious so far.

Diana with her lip licking and business marriage to that arrogant man-child is barf worthy. And she does seem to skip out on filming a fair bit.

Things went downhill after LVP left. Not saying because of her but that was the timing. I couldn’t stand Teddy either. I don’t hold out a lot of hope for this show tbh. It might need to go on pause. As another poster commented it’s purely about the clothes and the money now The relationships and storylines appear most phoney of all the franchises. Most of the women are vicious bullies.

How long before pretty mess starts charging men by the hour? Her career will have really come full circle.

You geeve me sperm for baby. I geeve you money and career!

How Diana could think anyone believes that is a real functioning relationship is beyond me.

He’s also a flamingly gay teenager but sure Diana. Your fiancé. Got it.

Like Donald Trump, I don't think Diana's ever said an honest word about her life yet.

R97 I just want the show to stick around long enough for us to see Erika's cataclysmic crash and burn and perp walk in wonderful living color.

Omg. I forgot about Teddy Mellencamp. Lol.

I rewatching the season of BRAVO BRAVO FUCKING BRAVO today on, what else, BRAVO. Not a Brandy fan and I like Denise but it’s so obvious they hooked up. Denise was not very convincing with her denials. And MAN Tedi is dull.

R103 Fuck you! I am a wildly successful accountability and life coach who also shames fat women into losing weight! Because I'm an accountable coach!

"I thought you were boring. AND you're pregnant? Ugh!"

R105 that was a deliberately odd thing for her to say. Back when she was trying to be the quirky, fashionista with the book of A list contacts. She's definitely on the spectrum.

Dorits daughter is the smartest person on this show.

R105, that was so fucking funny. Teddi cried!!

Rinna’s lips are out of control looking in the first 10 minutes of tonight’s episode.

Kathy showing up at Crystal’s house and asking for a cracker was priceless.

Kathy is priceless!

This Kyle roller skate stuff is a bore.

At the 80’s party I upped the volume and played it over a few times and I still have no idea what Erica’s jab was at Sutton when Sutton was being long winded. Everyone looked aghast at Erika’s comment. I literally could not make it out. Did anyone else catch it?

Diana’s half assed attempt to start a feud with Garcelle was pathetic. Garcelle shooting her and Rinna down with one shot was fabulous.

I can’t believe these dumb bitches still try to come for Garcelle. She can shut any of them down without even breaking a sweat.

R113. It sounded like Erikunt said ‘and I have a drinking problem’ insinuating Sutton is the one who drinks.

I think if Rinna and Erika left, Crystal would be adopted by Kyle (and therefore Dorit) as Teddi was.

This episode proved we need less Kyle and more Kathy. That lady is fucking hilarious.

Crystal's breakdown in the kitchen seemed very manipulative. Rob must be exhausted.

This season is e x h a u s t i n g. Please let the Aspen trip have *something* happen. Bravo powers that be, replace Rinna (Aka Diana’s ass licker and bodyguard), Diana and Crystal (she’s just taking up space). I do not find Kathy entertaining or endearing in the least, but lots of people love her, so maybe it’s me.

R116 Yes, she sarcastically said, "And I have a drinking problem," because Sutton was stumbling over her words. Erika is a fucking cunt.

And enough with Diana's bullshit about Garcelle being guarded. That bitch is one to talk! Her entire life is a lie.

Why is Kyle so intent on stirring up shit at every opportunity this season? Is she afraid of being dumped from the show?

Kyle's daughter Farrah is ugly as shit. Her fiance is kinda cute, though.

I think it's hilarious that Rinna keeps trying to launch her stupid beauty line and can only invite the housewives!

And she was really cunty to those girls at the bar. "Where's the real bartender? And I want fresh lemons!"

Could Diana be more of a elitist bitch? While they're talking about the Aspen trip, "I will stay in hotel."

Rinna's been an "actress" for 3 decades, but doesn't seem to have any Hollywood friends. R123 's post reminded me that Patrick Muldoon played Rinna's brother for year on Days of Our Lives, but he appeared on RHOBH with Denise, and never mentioned his TV sister.

I was thinking the exact same thing, R119. Everything Crystal does is incredibly manipulative. Her MO seems to be to always find a way to be the victim, including starting shit with other people so that she can then demand a "safe space" when they react.

I thought Carlton the witch was one of the worst additions ever, but Diana may have her beat. What's the point of joining the show if you refuse to engage with anyone and just sit there like a stone faced bitch the whole time? She is such a deeply unpleasant person. I'm hoping she and Crystal are both gone next year.

I get the feeling Rob pushed Crystal to be on the show. She doesn’t seem to enjoy it but he looks ecstatic every time he’s on camera.

I'm sure Crystal will be back next season. Bravo needs the ethnic diversity. Plus, they'll milk her eating disorder for as long as they can.

Diana should go. She clearly thinks she's above it all and can barely contain her contempt for the "dirty people" surrounding her. I don't know why she agreed to be on the show in the first place. Maybe she, like a lot of obscenely "wealthy" people, is drowning in debt and/or is leveraged to the hilt.

R122 I couldn't get over Farrah's giant forehead and her stringy, greasy hair during Kyle's birthday dinner scene. Yuck.

Kyle’s kids are educated and they work. They’re not ‘models’ or social influencers. They hustle. Even if they do work for Mauricio they still work. Gotta give Kyle and Mauricio credit for that.

We’re starting a charity for HIV-Positive sex workers, it’s called ‘Prostitution Whore, Not AIDS-infested’

Yes it’s impressive that Kyle’s daughters all graduated college and work - she and Mauricio seem like solid parents who love their kids - I’ll give them that.

R130 They had to go into real estate because they're ugly. Not like my kids, the supermodels who were featured on the cover of Vogue Kazakhstan.

R133 my children were on the cover of Vogue Cambodia

R134, you can say many things about the Hadid girls but you can’t question their model bona fides. For some reason that escapes me, they’re very, very successful, top-tier models.

R135. And they’re both said to be very nice and total pros. Thanks to Yolanda.

Bella looks like she has dingleberries.

R136, glad to hear I guess but as a person who enjoys the modeling industry from afar, I don’t get why they’re so big. I don’t like their faces. They walk well, I guess.

R138. Social media made them famous. But not with a sex tape or anything sordid. They live fabulous lives and post every detail online.

Sometimes I drop into Yolanda's Instagram to see her fabulous farm life back east with her cute boyfriend. She finally looks happy.

Crystal “wants to address her eating disorder”

🙄🙄🙄

HOW is this a storyline?

Farrah is the most beautiful of Kyle’s daughters.

Sutton’s daughter is very pretty and doesn’t look like a yacht girl, which is unique when it comes to RHOBH offspring.

Farrah needs some dry shampoo and a more flattering cut for her thin fine hair.

Diana brings nothing to the table and I assume this will be her only season. Crystal is kind of a non-entity and it's not entirely clear who she's supposed to be "friends' with in this group or if any of them would miss her if she were gone. It seemed like they were trying to integrate Sheree into the group as a "friend of", but she doesn't appear to have commanded much screen time in the edits, so I assume she won't be around next season.

As obnoxious and shallow as Rinna can be, I just can't see them giving her the boot. She's too willing to act a fool and stir the pot when needed, as a result, she may be too valuable to the producers to let go of. I don't think Rinna cares what type of edit she gets as long as she gets screen time, so she's probably there as long as she wants to be. If they do demote her to "friend of", I would bet she'd create a lot of drama and get messy enough to earn herself a full-time spot in the following season.

Dorit is kind of a wild card. She's not entirely unlikeable and she's not averse to creating drama when necessary, but she's sort of coasting and that's probably not a safe stance to take on a show like this.

Kyle is not going anywhere because she's more or less the grande dame of the show since LVP's departure, plus you get Kathy and occasionally Kim as a gift with purchase.

Sutton and Garcelle are the MVPs and they would be crazy to even consider losing them. Erika will probably remain for the continued chronicling of her reversal of fortune.

Interesting that all her “ailments and illnesses” are gone, never to be heard from again.

The best thing about Yolanda was her refrigerator.

R145 Kim and Kyle are "gifts with purchase." I love it! :-)

Kim and Sutton are similar in that they drove story for season after season and different in that Sutton doesn’t have Kim’s terrifying darkness.

R145 Sorry - Kim and Kathy.

I was thinking the same thing about Sheree. She hasn’t been getting much screen time in the last few episodes. Not a good sign. I remember party planner Jennifer from an early season of NY. She filmed an entire season but was so dull they edited about 75% of her out and what remained was ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye.’

It's a little weird how the show has become such an "us vs them" with Sutton and Garcelle on one side and Rinna/Kyle/Erika/Dorit on the other. They should really dump Crystal, Diana, and Dorit and find someone to join up with Sutton and Garcelle to take on the others. I was sick of her by the end, but LVP really would be the perfect person for that.

Kyle is close to Bethenney and knows all Ms. Andy’s exploits.

Garcelle has every single one of these bitches' numbers.

Rinna and Erika going after Sutton is unhinged. Rinna really needs to go.

Diana is just VILE.

Love Garcelle.

How I'd feel about spending time alone for dinner with each of the ladies:

Kathy would be fun if she was interested in me. If she wasn't she'd check out quickly. If we connected it could be a blast.

Kyle would be gracious no matter what but we probably wouldn't connect. Her life is too busy, she'd want to leave early.

Rinna would be friendly for about 5 minutes before trying to sell me something.

Sutton would be fun, I'll have to have some scandalous news for her.

Dorit and I would be bored with each other but she'd be polite.

I think I'd connect with Garcelle, she seems kind and authentic. It would be nice to have dinner with her.

Crystal would be polite and friendly. She could be OK to spend time with but I refuse to discuss eating disorders. It's a terrible story line because she's associated herself with vomit.

I doubt Diana would even show up.

Crystal may have really struggled with an ED at one point, but I think it's being resurrected for the same of a storyline. Her legs and arms are far too muscular for her problem to be THAT bad. You can tell the most by the legs, usually really sick ED patients knees are the widest part of the leg. But she's in a healthy enough place to exploit it (anyone here remember Jules in NY who cooked utensils into her calzone? She was struggling with an ED, you could see it in her physicality, and because she was always justifying her size as an anomaly bc she EATS so much).

Rob and Crystal failed their random hospitality inspection. I'm sure everywhere Kathy goes , everyone there is, in her entitled mind, there to serve and cater to all of her needs.

The irony of Erika calling Garcelle a liar - Erika's the biggest liar there is!!

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It’s not new, Sutton and Garcelle are their targets after LVP, Camille, and Denise. Mean girls clique.

Kyle and Dorit siding with Erika on this alcohol shit and defending her after she attacked Garcelle’s 14 year old son is so vile. This shows their true colors.

What happened to Kyle and Mauricio and Dorit and PK whooping and hollering about Erika’s car rolling and snowstorm lies last season? Why are Kyle and Dorit so far up Erika’s snatch now?

Rinna and Erika get away with murder simply because they are quick on their feet / fast talkers…but they have no substance…and their dumb theories don’t hold water. Plus they are so loud all the time. And Rinna’s constant mugging and reactions in group scenes—to get the edit—is so transparent and obvious.

I can’t stand how Sutton cannot articulate and truly sell herself/defend herself. The whole losing her train of thought thing is not cute.

Garcelle is almost there, but not completely. That being said, she has a clear moral compass. And she is right: you’re not supposed to mix booze and pills, end of story. Btw: no one is fucking Erika. Her trying to brand herself as the sex Queen is laughable. Who would want to fuck her?

Diana is pointless and is another one who piles onto Sutton. Why is a woman this independently wealthy here? Is she hoping to promote her strange gay boyfriend/husband? Aren’t there more effective ways to do that?

Kyle stirs shit and is so phony and I’m sick of her “family gal” role. She is incredibly smug.

They really need to shake this show up. Make the overly comfortable a little less so, because it’s boring as fuck now. Really.

Never forget

Remember when Kyle was shilling for TJ Maxx? Now she's flashing those Birkin bags left and right.

I wish Garcelle could tell her Bill Cosby story in detail! And a few Studio 54 anecdotes too!

And Rinna needs to GO! Harry Hamlin must cringe when he sees these episodes. That phony, no real tears, panic attack over her dead mother - she is nauseating.

R122 They are of equal looks to each other…both fives/sixes. You think he’s attractive because you’re gay and he’s a man.

Rinnas daughters can always work on their knees for Sanela when she gets canned and their modeling careers go down the toilet

Garcelle looked the best at the disco event. The others don't seem to have gotten the memo and all shopped at 'Gold-Lame-Jumpsuits-R-Us".

R161 Their (Lisa and Garcelle) Studio 54 timelines are all wrong. Studio 54 had two good, decadent years: 1977 and 1978. By 1979 the heat was on and it closed in very early 1980. It changed hands and reopened in late 1981 but it had a crosshairs on it and was never a hot club again. There were way better clubs in the early to mid 1980s in NYC.

Garcelle moved to NYC in 1983 when she was 17 and probably went to Studio 54 in its second incarnation. She was a bit of a hick at that time and probably had no concept of the 1970s 54 versus the 1980s 54.

Lisa Rinna also was in New York in the early 1980s—around the same time as Garcelle—and undoubtedly also went to the second incarnation of 54…but unlike Garcelle she probably knew there was a first incarnation of 54 and is simply lying to make herself seem cooler.

Harry Hamlin, on the other hand, was at the original Studio 54.

I did my first split at Studio 54! And I got stuck to the floor!

Don’t forget about me!

Kyle and her constant bragging about useless talents. How flexible she is. How she used to compete as a roller skater. How she’s such a cook. Blah blah blah blah. If that’s all you can say about yourself by your 50’s it’s pretty sad.

I guess I’m in the minority here, but I really don’t like Sutton’s &Garcelle’s dynamic together. They’re super boring & don’t contribute anything to the show aside from reacting to the drama caused by the other “team.” I love that they’re against Erika, as I am, but what do they do their own? Go on awkward dates? Check. Sign up for a matchmaking service? Check. Whine about being single mothers? Check. I’m more anti-Sutton, who I find really annoying & fake, but Garcelle’s sanctimoniousness kinda irks me.

If 3 peeps get fired I hope it’s Diana (ugh), Sutton, & Crystal, who’s nice but bland a la Teddi. And please get rid of Kathy, she’s the fakest of the, all. Sheree seems ok but she’s only there as a backboard for Garcelle & she hasn’t really meshed with anyone.

I like Garcelle but Sheree is boring.

Doreeto really milked the home invasion thing. These old scrupleless whores should not be glorified, toothless or not.

Poopless not Toupless

the ratings for this season are good despite all the complaints here. No one gets fired before a reunion but there are always sourceless rumors

it is a bad sign for Diana though that we're more than halfway through the season with the reunion being filmed in the coming weeks and she has not appeared on Andy's WWHL show yet. He's on vacation now until after Labor Day. If she never ends up appearing on there then she's definitely a goner.

I didn't find Kathy's "feed me" gimmick to be cute at all but the easily impressed stans on social media thought it was "SO FUNNY and I LOVE KATHY!". She's just another rich, entitled person who is unrelatable. I'm looking forward to her Aspen fiasco. I do hope the rumors aren't false and that she actually did say something terrible. I'd be quite entertained if she had to face backlash

I thought Kathy's demand for food minutes after Crystal's performative breakdown about her eating disorder was pretty funny.

These women have always changed loyalties to suit their own narrative. But Garcelle (as she did with Denise) has chosen to be Sutton's ride or die. And it perplexes and infuriates the others, which makes good TV. You can practically see what some of them are thinking, but dare not say.

Now, if we could just get a peak at her beach house remodel, please.

While there is clear ganging up on Sutton, she's no angel. She went from insulting boring Teddi Mellencamp, to icing out Erika, then some ridiculous feud with Crystal. She does the rounds. Watching Rinna call her infuriating etc at their one-on-one lunch, Sutton seemed to revel in it. She does draw this shit on herself.

Their lives ain't worth shit in comparison to these ladies!

R162 It's literal violence!

Paris has her favorites!

It’s such a strange viewing experience: Sutton is getting yelled at for 30 minutes of each episode but is at the same time riding high, triumphant, the season’s clear winner and main character. What a weird show.

After this weeks episode I think I'm about done with these bitches. Literally the description for each episode should be ..this week the ladies gather at a faux event and scream at each other. Yawn. Time to move on.

Did Dorit barter dental services with some toothless homeless people for robbing the house?

I had the weirdest dream the other night. I was at a Christmas party and saw RInna taking a thousand selfies and was asking her a question and she starts screaming to me not to say Harry Hamlin's name in my mouth. I was confused since I was just asking her why Betty White was in the corner talking to Doris Roberts.

The 3-minute mini-farce about the charity name in the last episode had me almost rolling on the floor in laughter. That was comedy gold. Dorit nearly had steam coming out of her ears.

I wish Lisa Rinna hated Jada, and Will hated Harry, so that we could have Rinna and Will get into a screaming match about which one was going to keep whose spouse’s name out they muthafuckin mouth.

Does Sharon Stone wear panties around PK?

You ever fucked on coke, PK? It’s nice.

Which housewives read these threads? I bet they read things and think the others are posting. “That fucking bitch, Denise!”

What’s up with Mo and his tranny burrito addiction?

so is Harry secretly gay?

I’m not so sure it’s a secret.

What happened to DORIT’S robbers? LAPD must know it was fake.

Personally, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to have Ursula Andress make an appearance. That old broad would take no prisoners.

I want to see Harry's hot ass son

Did you notice at the end of the Homeless Toothless party the ladies were sitting around attacking each other while a few other guests were still there?

They showed three wide eyed guests gaping at the nutty ladies when the housewives told them to get out, they should leave. Then a brief clip of one of the guest ladies getting up and walking away while the rude housewives continued with their crazy talk. It was strange and appalling, happened quickly.

R180 is right. All they do is stage fake events where the ladies fight and scream. It's not normal but probably a lot like a trump family dinner.

R193. The doctors wife looked horrified and rightfully so. She couldn’t have gotten away from that table fast enough.

Who was Rinna's acting coach? I think I heard them yelling from beyond the grave for "More! MORE!" during her breakdown scenes.

Lois seemed like a sweet lady. She’s probably rolling in her grave for being used as a storyline by her thirsty daughter.

I hope Rinna at least apologizes to Lois whenever she can.

Of course, Lois' things were sent to Rinna. God forbid Rinna get on a plane for that 1 1/2 hour flight to Portland to help her family go through her mom's things and pack 'em up.

My guess is Lois wasn't mother of the year.

She raised a dead drug addict and Rinna.

R199 Rinna sure acted like she was the Mother of the Century, though.

Now I'm picturing Rinna playing Miss Hannigan.

Garcelle and her fake dignity rub my last nerve the wrong way.

R202

You’re crazy.

Which serial killer was it that Lois allegedly escaped from? Was it the Green River Killer?

It was David Carpenter, the Trailside Killer.

Garcelle gave Erika, the bully who has everyone walking on eggshells, pause twice in the latest episode. I fucking love it. I hope she and Sutton keep going at Erika.

Garcelle is more to the point, honest and direct. Sutton is a real 'draw them in, then send them reeling' type. Sutton is definitely spectrum material.

Did anyone else notice that when Sutton called Kyle out about her ridiculous defense of Erika, she kept trying to change the subject.

Diana has the worst hairstyles. Nothing looks good on her.

Garcelle needs to indeed find some self respect and humility in that shitty closet filled with tacky flashy gowns.

(her closet is filled with dirty underwear and sticky bras......

in Bosnia, I'm a Supermodel

Diana is a chipmunk.

Kyle isn’t even trying to be sneaky about her shit stirring anymore-“HEY ERIKA SUTTON IS MAD BECAUSE YOU CALLED HER A LIABILITY.”

[Quote] Diana has the worst hairstyles. Nothing looks good on her.

In Bosnia, we had hair cut store that knew how to frame my face. Nothing like my favorite, The Hair Butchery, in America. Or my other favorite,, Not So Fantastic Sam's. Bosnia hair cutters know how to make a Bosnian Beautiful.

Is Mother Beador Diana’s aunt. Shannon should make a crossover appearance on Beverly Hills and throw a plate of lamb chops at herZ

Danny Pellegrino has pointed out that this season's episodes have weird pacing because Kyle or Rinna realize that nothing's happening and clumsily stir the pot and/or bring up "beefs" that were settled, sometimes earlier in the same episode (a Rinna specialty). Garcelle's firing back on Sutton's behalf is the only thing generating new angles, specifically her calling out the Flab Four and her pointed animosity towards Erika (new) and Rinna (old but still very vivid).

The flab vag four have to go!

Who is Danny Pellegrino?

I love seeing pics of Kyle and Kathy with their original noses.

R220. Don’t forget meeeeee!!!

He podcasts about Bravo r219. He’s cute but his voice is grating.

I like how they just “accidentally” came across Talentless Asher at the piano in his unflattering cosplay rock outfit. Camera was there the whole time. Diana is trying hard to get that poor kid a career but he is just as bland as her. Maybe he needs to do more shirtless scenes.

Asher’s only hope is a gay Onlyfans and the clock is ticking

More Innis, less Asher.

Kathy saying something along the lines I support the homeless and the toothless had me rolling on the floor. Kathy is dumb like a fox I think. Kyle created the show with Bravo so she isn’t going anywhere. Rinna is the second longest running cast member there and she works her tail off to stay there. Is she infuriating as hell? Yes. But she’s like a dinosaur, she’s not going anywhere. Every few years she has a really rough season and she rebounds. I think for the first time maybe ever there is a real two side dynamic between Garcelle and Sutton Crystal and Erika Rinna and Dorit with Kyle somewhere in the middle that is actually working. Sutton by all appearances should be a weeping mess but she keeps getting back up. And. I think it really pisses off the other side. Fascinating. Diana on the other hand is a complete waste of space and time. You could bring back Dana/Pam(25,000 sunglasses) and she would be more interesting. What a snooze. Love Sheree. Just haven’t gotten to know her as well. But I think she’s a great addition.

I miss Zsa zsa gawhore on this thread. One person knocked her and she never came back.

R188 I agree. At one point after Kathy said “I’ve worked with the homeless. I’ve worked with the toothless”. the camera was on Kathy and it seemed like they dubbed in Erika’s voice saying ‘she just said … that’s not funny” But when panned to Erika and Doritos and they were both hiding their faces with their hair because they were laughing their asses off too.

[quote] Kyle created the show with Bravo so she isn’t going anywhere.

No matter how many times deluded Kyle fans repeat this, it will never be true.

Dana Wilkey would be an amazing return because she has raked Dorit, Erika, and Mauricio over the coals on social media, and engaged in angry exchanges with Parkay AND Doritos about the robbery, Parkay's DUI, and Dorit's affair with Mauricio. It would cause a complete uproar but Andy hates Dana so, would never happen.

The majority of the cast would refuse to film with Dana so she won’t be back.

Rinna is really showing her ass this season. She’s usually much more savvy than this. It’s… disappointing to say the least. She needs a break.

Agreed that Kathy is so fucking funny. Asking for a cracker as she sat at the counter after actually having good advice for Crystal’s eating disorder was AMAZING and then they start throwing food at her. Her laughing at toothless homeless was also brilliant. She’s ridiculous but it works. Does she really offend at Aspen, because this show really needs her?

Garcelle was fucking amazing this episode, and Sutton pointing out that Erika is the real liability was great. Having to hire a lawyer to deal with an acquaintance is beyond the fucking pale. I would’ve sent the bill to Bravo.

If Kathy says anything awful in Aspen then I blame it on Kyle. Kyle is probably the one telling Kathy how to act for the cameras. "Just say whatever comes to mind, Kathy,"

And R229 no matter how many times you say it isn’t true won’t make it untrue. Kyle was part of the original production team to bring it to Bravo.

R228, Erika said that in awe to Diana. She definitely was like, “We can’t laugh? At that? That’s not funny??”

I have watched this show since S1 and have no recollection on this Dana person.

R238 She briefly showed up in Season 3. She didn't even have enough appearances to warrant "friend" status.

You don't remember her $25,000 sunglasses?

Ring a bell?

A very distant bell is ringing now. Thank you!

And the housewives hated her so much, they couldn't remember her name and kept calling her Pam. So she became known as Dana-Pam.

I heard on watch what crappens podcast that the Richards sisters were trying to sell a pilot about making over the homeless. Bum makeover or something in that vein. I thought it was a joke but apparently it wasn’t. It seems they have gone to great lengths to scrub it off the internet. Has anyone ever seen it? This was 7+ years ago.

it was taken down presumably by Kathy but it was called "The Hilton's Beverly Hills Bums Makeovers" shot in 2009

Bumless Not Chumless

I don't like how Kyle has become so materialistic since Mauricio's business took off. All she does is talk about expensive things she's bought, like houses or Birkin bags. Even Kathy knows not to talk about money and material things in public. I miss the more humble Kyle from the first two seasons.

Those flower arrangements she got for her birthday were like $500+ and she barely even looked at them. The takeout food from Joe's Stone Crab was probably $500, too. Meanwhile, Kim couldn't even afford one crab claw.

So Kathy really does have experience with the homeless and the toothless !

Kathy called the charity "The Homeless and Toothless Association" to Sutton. I really hope they figure out how to keep her around. She really tickles me.

Birkins are ugly and that 7500 quilted purse of Sutton's was even worse. But all Kyle's purses were stolen so she had to replace them and prob insurance paid for them.

I'm foodless, but not 'tudeless.

[quote]But all Kyle's purses were stolen so she had to replace them and prob insurance paid for them.

She didn't have to replace them. She could have given that money to charity. Just think of all the homeless people that could have gotten teeth.

Can’t wait for Lens Dunham to join the cast next season!

Garcelle & Sutton need to get a damn room already. It’s pretty clear why their dates with men go nowhere. And from Garcelle’s undying devotion to charmless Denise, I think it’s obvious Brandi wasn’t the only housewife down there.

Sutton should invite Allison Dubois to her next dinner party.

I’m Tactless but not crudeless...is there a charity for me?

Rumors about Rinna.

And this. I would enjoy watching Lisa come out of nowhere to attack Kyle and Erika and try to worm her way into the Sutton/Garcelle friendship.

Rinna better be careful bringing up rumors. It’s easily dismissed with, “Well what about the rumors that Harry Hamlin is a gay man? Let’s talk about it!”

The best reason to get rid of Lisa Rinna is because her contract is up. She also has no storyline and the cast except for Bamboozle Jayne hate her.

The best reason to get rid of Rinna is so she can stay home and clean that filthy house.

The rats in Rinna’s house are angling to get a “friend of” gig next season.

I wonder what Kathy called the maids in the 1980s?

R262 Those bums.

R262. She called them by their names: Kim, Kyle and Big Kathy.

So Rinna wants to bring up rumors about Kyle at the reunion? I guess Mauricio's cheating is getting out of hand again. The real estate community if full of gorgeous young women, so Mauricio is being tempted on a daily basis. They dress sexy, too, to attract male buyers. His office is probably full of them. Kyle definitely has her hands full, as I'm sure Kathy did when Rick was younger.

Taking a dump off the dock

R265 and an office with a gorgeous stepdaughter slinking around, the same office has street views where beautiful tranny hookers parade around. One man can only take so much.

I know he's rich as hell now but wow Mauricio has really let himself go. It's maddening to me when fans or WWHL guests keep saying he's "the hottest husband" on all the housewives' show. Not even close. He's gotten fat, he just drinks and gets high and he's all gray now.

Wouldn’t you drink and smoke if you had to live with Kyle for 20+ years?

Maurice looks sexier now than he did when he first came on the scene.

How many times has Mauricio had sex with Dorit? In all three of her lady holes?

"HONEEEEEY! COME HERE! Bandit broke the vase that KRIS JENNER sent us!"

"HONEEEEEY! COME HERE! There's a bee outside! I'm allergic!"

"HONEEEEEY! COME HERE! Look at Portia!"

I'd fucking be a drug addict, a whino, and have a hobby where I put plastic bags over my head.

This show will change for the better when Lens Dunham is casted.

Can you imagine that fat cunt Dunham on this show.

She would feud with Kyle over whose mental illness is more debiliating, say something cringey about race to Crystal and Garcelle, then fuck Brandi on TV.

They need to add Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock. That would be wildly entertaining as they age out.

These Housewives threads are so depressing to see on here. I wish you people would pick up a book now and then instead of being obsessed with this trash.

It’s COVID-19 and Monkeypox times, stop judging.

So tired of the recycled grievances every week. It's part of the fabric of the show but that's all there is this season. I feel like the Kathy-gest-cancelled teasers are just that and that the season will end with a whimper.

gets

I remember an old episode which followed the giant lipped, beard one on a trip to Medford, Oregon. Her daughters were asking her why the town's people were over weight. Lisa had such an insensitive response, basically ridiculing and judging the passersby as low class, dumb and pathetic. She didn't seem to care that she was being filmed. Every time I see her on that show, I remember how nasty she her comments were.

Why do they always wear clothing supplied by the show? Is it in their contracts to control the "look"? They all look the same, all of the time.

Their overall look is whorish. It's like today's version of what was worn on Falcon's Crest. The house fraus are run of the mill. Linda Evans had more class and looks at that age and Joan Collins more sex appeal and sharp intelligence.

I love when people like r276 are so full of themselves they think they know anonymous posters. I have three novels I'm splitting time reading, dear. Watching a one hour show once a week is not robbing me of any time for artistic or intellectual pursuits and indeed offers me a reprieve from other things, thank you. I'm sure if I watched your day, I'd find something I or someone else could say, "What a stupid thing to do. Why don't you do this instead?" But you do you and when you come up for air from blowing yourself, choke on my shit.

R192 Dimitri Hamlin is good looking enough…but I expected more from those genes!

Thanks r282 for saying that. Fuck off and worry about your own life r276.

^Exactly! This is my guilty pleasure show, the Tv highlight of my week. 40 mins (no commercials) isn’t that much of a commitment. Oh, and it’s not on this week. I guess I have an extra 40 mins to swim the English Channel, climb Everest, or cure cancer.

I’m really enjoying the rumors’ near-consensus that Diana doesn’t have a prayer for next season. Interesting that Crystal will be given yet another season to find her legs. Not sure I agree if that happens. Still intensely hoping that Rinna gets the boot or at least a demotion to friend of. Don’t see a reason for Sharee to go full-time. Garcelle doesn’t need backup, at all, and she hasn’t brought much.

I don't actually believe the rumor that a specific 3 are being cut, but I do believe someone planted that (cough, Kyle) so we'd all start speculating, and that the ensuing buzz would help influence producers who are likely contemplating cutting 2-3 (8 is a lot of housewives, especially with 2 friends of adjacent).

Diana is probably fucked. She's come off very badly. I doubt Rinna is toast (yet). If she turns on Kyle or Erika at the reunion, then maybe she buys another season. I doubt Erika is toast, either. She's a horrible person, but she's driving story. Crystal is more likely to be the second to be dumped with Diana; her story is her eating disorder, and no one wants to watch that without a cracker.

It should be fun watching the reunion; half the ladies on that stage will be wondering if the ax is coming for them, and there should be some drama as a result.

Rinna will be cut as a cost saving measure.

Rinna’s not going anywhere! Where would we be without her? Watching Lovey-doves Sutton & Garcelle worship each other to no end? Seeing Kathy act a fool with her phony goofy schtick? Yawn over Kyle’s dopey kids & her doofus hubby? I hate Erika but at least she brings the drama, ditto for Rinna.

If they do dump 3 please let it be Diana, Kathy (If she even counts), & too-nice Crystal.

Please remind me what they have to discuss at the reunion? They've been debating the same petty bullshit, ad nauseum, all season.

R290, there’s Erika’s legal mess, whatever happens with Kathy, and the Flab Four v Sutton/Garcelle. The third item should get a lot of airtime and I’m interested to see it because I don’t know that factions have ever been so obvious and reified on a HW show before. Maybe NJ, but I don’t watch that one.

This is a scripted soap opera now, Rinna stays.

Why would Diana want to come back? She’s gotten nothing but negative press and then there are the human trafficking rumors.

I can't see Diana returning, unless Ennis and Asher are revealed to be having an affair.

[quote] Kyle isn’t even trying to be sneaky about her shit stirring anymore

Yeah, I find Kyle's very forced attempts to create drama really odd. She's been on this show for 12 years and she's never blatantly stirred shit like this before, so why start now? It kind of makes me wonder if the producers have been directing her behind the scenes because they realize this season is mostly a dull dud and needs some help.

Uh Kyle has always directed the shit. Like LVP she just uses proxies to do it. It's why they may keep Rinna around to provide her comeuppance.

She’s usually more subtle r296, she has been very obvious this year.

True but I guess even she sees this season is nowheresville.

Lens Dunham will stir the shit next season. In a big way.

R275 Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock would never join this trashy show. The two of them have real money & are independently wealthy from their decades long film careers. Anyone with real money who goes on a tacky reality, deserves to have their reputation ruined. Because what else is going to happen being on a trashy tacky reality show?

Those two ladies would never!

Whose Ines and adren?

If Diana but not Lisa goes, Eileen could come back. I’ve missed her. I can’t see her coming back if Lisa, whom she is connected to (friendship might be too strong), isn’t on the show.

If Diana and Lisa go, Yolanda plus one new friend of could be interesting. Yolanda was amazing TV.

Can you imagine Yolanda taking out Erika. That would be awesome tv.

Ugh please don't replace the Bosnian hooker with the Dutch hooker. The only ones capable of taking out Erika are LVP, by being underhanded, and Brandi, by flat out telling Erika she's a liar and a criminal.

I think Kyle has always tried to stir up shit and steer the conversation to conflict but we haven’t seen it on air this blatantly until now. She’s getting a harsher edit and the veil is lifting.

Before I get excited for the reunion I want to see the hubbub about the Aspen trip!

Doesn't Yolanda live with the Amish now?

Never watched any of that phony rehearsed nonsense.

Replace Diana with Melissa Etheridge.

Replace Diane with Beanie Feldstein

These shows are all about showing off your wealth, dressing to the nines, slathering make up all over your plastic surgery, getting camera time and delivering the drama, baby.

Diana has been trying, she's a bona fide bitch. She doesn't have enough back story yet, I don't think she's facing the axe so soon.

Crystal's vomit story line is disgusting. I don't want to hear it and she's too plump to make it believable. She needs to bitch it up, get evil, and stop being such a crybaby. She started out tough but melted pretty quickly. She needs to up her game or she won't make it through another season. I FF through the vomit talk, it's ruining her image.

Dorit is boring, I don't want to hear her icky convos with PK. FF though that, too.

I'm Showless, Not Cakeless

Not reality show. They are paid to stir shit. That is their mission. No shit stirred no returno. Is it in their contracts that they not look directly at the camera, that they not say on air that they're on a show. Btw, they look their ages when they're getting their make up done. What does the crew do, pull the hair tight to get the wrinkles out?

Crystal needs to bring out some of those 'friendship group alienation skills' which gossip says she has - she's too boring to last another season.

Rename dental charity Smiles For All.

They need to break up the Force Four. Two must die.

Yes, Dorit is boooring. All she talks about are material things and her ugly husbear. Every time Dorit and PK are mentioned, I think Doritos and Burger King.

I'm phat, but not fat.

Diana must have a hotel room because she makes an awful guest. She likes to have things her way. Who doesn't, bitch? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen.

Hopefully, the new IRS agents will get on that.

[quote] she's too plump to make it believable

You're a sick fuck, r311. Sick in the head.

Note the moment when Kathy visits cry baby friend, Crystal. Crystal's been crying on her husbands shoulder. Kathy tells Crystal not to care what others say about her eating disorder, then immediately says, "Do you have anything to eat?"

What happened to the younger Hilton boy, Conrad?

Diana needs a hotel and sends people ahead of her to check for bugs (the spy kind). That Bosnian puta isn’t clean.

Interesting point R314. That story about Crystal icing out 14 friends just seemed to fade.

Diana needs staff to pre check her hotel rooms to be up to her exacting standards because all these Eastern European ho's are used to pissing on their clients in hotel suites. Just ask the Don.

Diana started off strong by clashing with Sutton but the last few weeks she's just faded into the background and not appeared or contributed much beyond being passive aggressive with Garcelle. People ask why Diana joined the show...it's clear she wanted some degree of fame. She has the money and has been fame-adjacent for a while now.

Just like this is the most attention Kathy has ever gotten by the public. She's been fame-adjacent for over 40 years now but clearly wanted more than just other rich people and industry types to know of her existence. Kathy is the least successful actress among her sisters, only getting small guest roles on tv shows, tried her own reality show in 2005 "I Want To Be A Hilton" but it bombed miserably and she had no charisma. Her personality on that show was so different from how she plays up the kooky "funny" on RHOBH.

Personally I think if there's no financial or martial woes on the horizon, then Dorit should be axed. I'm actually shocked she and PK have lasted this long. We know she's not physically attracted to that and he's not rich like he duped her into thinking he was. I'm bored of her just showing up head to toe in designer labels. I think people obsessed with designer clothes are pretentious and lack substance. Some high-end designer stuff is nice but some of it is quite tacky. I'll never forget that time she tried the dumb gold platelets in her hair.

The worst of course was the time Erika tried to make the "t-shirt dress" happen. Thank goodness that didn't become a trend

Slay all day, Amelia Gray.

WTF R326?! Is Amelia trying to attract Armie Hammer? Rinna’s girls are *never* going to be models like Yolly’s girls. Gaining a “clientele” via IG, absolutely.

R327 I don't have Instagram, so I can't see the picture. What whoreish thing is she doing in it?

^^Thosr photos define ‘prostitution whore’.

R328, it’s her in bra and panties with light bondage elements. She’s looking very fit!

She’s barely dressed draped in restraints and chains with a ratty looking wig/hair piece. It’s not cute/nor sexy. Like Rinna on RHOBH it oozes ham handed try hard energy.

Yolanda’s children are successful (ie working) teen models. Rinna’s children, while attractive enough, are the age of college graduates and are not tall.

R326 has me howling! "When you try to be supermodel but look like drunk whore morning after!"--Melania Trump, Vairst Leddy and Vashion Puhleeze

I see absolutely NO romance or chemistry between Asher and Diana. There’s more spark with Asher and Diana’s son. Very weird. And what’s with the hats Asher always wears….indoors.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I wish they could somehow shoehorn Granny Pump back into the drama. I mean, it all seems scripted now so a creative writer like Marc Cherry could wreck havoc on the broads with her return. Like Alexis, have her grand entrance in a hat at Kyle’s White Party.

I wonder if LVP would come begging to return if Vanderpump Rules gets cancelled, as seems likely after next season. Wasn’t the dog shit centered around Dorit, who’s likely out?

Amelia = Yacht Girl supreme. She'll be making coin in Dubai eating camel shit for rich Arabs.

I bet Asher is wearing a wig, he's likely as bald as Rinna's snatch.

Diana is on the show to showcase Asher and get him a recording contract.

Did anyone notice all the background in the scene where Rinna and Erika were having lunch were actors? Probably why they weren't blurred.

I imagine Kathy is on just to promote the show she did for Paris about her wedding.

One more Kyke family scene with her dull ass family and I'm out.

Kyle's front foyer and bar area look like a brothel.

R338, with that horrid neon and like, chrome everywhere! Ugh it's so awful.

Kyle's style of living also taught me something about myself: I have a pet limit. There's something deeply disturbing about the chaos of 6 dogs + unknown cats running around in the background constantly. I *love* animals and always thought that in the right circumstance I'd be one of those country gentlemen with a pack of hounds etc. etc. I'm not so sure now. It doesn't help that Kyle's house seems very dim (I still love it, at least its bones). Seems weird to have dogs running around in dark rooms.

Kyle Richards is no Will Graham.

Kathy is an awful person and an awful parent. She joined the show with her invented whacky persona to do damage control for the bad press she got after it was revealed she sent Paris to a boarding school that abused her.

R290 It’s been like that for years. There are one or two lame little incidents at the top of the season—such as Sutton walking in on Crystal while she is dressing—and it’s expanded upon / augmented and brought up over and over and over again.

The women come in with their little personal branding / product launching agendas for the season. It’s so boring and so predictable and the viewers are being used and manipulated and come out last.

Audiences needing to choose a side regarding whether an old drunk white woman can screech “get the fuck away” to a 14 year old or whether or not Lisa Rinna paid for a seat at a charity event? This is Event Planner 101 bullshit. Tedious and false outrage because they’re all too savvy and sophisticated to share anything truly close to them.

The only housewives I still enjoy—to a degree—is New Jersey because Teresa is as batshit crazy as ever and I wanna see where her train wreck of a marriage goes…I can’t believe she got married to that grifter without a prenuptial.

I want to talk about the husband!!!

r324 you had me until Teresa. She's just a very stupid person and there is nothing aspirational about her life.

Ugh, if you think people kissing Erika's ass because they're terrified of her is insufferable to watch, that's nothing compared to how everyone walks on eggshells around Teresa. And when they actually dare not to, it just results in Teresa behaving like an animal.

All her doarters have a low hairline and are very simian looking, just like Theresa.

Rinna is a textbook example of "dumb cunning".

The rumor is Diana paid for a bunch of bots to spam and attack Garcelle's son Jax on his Insta account.

Why should Amelia Grey (stupid name) have to yacht when she has a close connection to Senela.... The Bosnian Madam doesn’t have to look far for new recruits

Like the rumors that we could get a return from Denise, Brandi, and kooky Kim!

Diana, Crystal, and even Dorit can go or demoted to friend Of role.

Need a Rinna takedown season then she can be tossed out for good! Erika too.

The reunion will be LIT! Like me!

R348 Why the hell would that cunt do something like that to a nice kid?

I've thought the same as you for a while R341. That expose Paris did of that bootcamp she was sent to came across as very damaging for her parents. Kathy's schtick of doddery rich eccentric lady is so far removed from the reality.

[quote]The rumor is Diana paid for a bunch of bots to spam and attack Garcelle's son Jax on his Insta account.

Why would a whorehouse madam do that?

Agree about New Jersey being the only good one now. I hadn’t watched it for years but the thing about New Jersey is that there are still a few women left that actually have genuine familial, or long term friend, relationships with each other that pre-date the show. Even if it’s also scripted, at least there seems to be some tiny morel of believability that you can hang onto a little bit. They have brought in lots of new ones I know since who are pretend friends but there is something more gritty about it all in jersey that I love. It’s not just about the outfits like bev hills is either.

Morsel *

New Jersey sucks. Every episode has Joe Gorga screeching and crying, usually while physically attacking somebody for "disrespecting" him. Then there's the felon and her ape-like dorters. The first few seasons of NJ are classic, but it's been awful for years..

Potomac is by far the best Housewives show currently.

Potomoac is is the most boring piece of shit of the entire housewives franchise. Unwatchable.

R358

You have terrible taste.

R357 and r359 you come off way to shrill and hysterical

Potomac is the BEST of the franchises at this time.

All these shows jumped the shark awhile back. The older they get, the drunker they get. Who the hell would partner with a wino for their wine business? Cohen needs to change things a bit. Say cast a few poor housewives along with the rich bitches. That should rock the boat.

I remember the very first one ever which was the OC. There were wealthy ones, wannabe wealthy ones who were faking it, and younger ones who weren’t there yet.

Some even weren’t rail thin with too much surgery. It was actually just as much about some of the dynamics within their own immediate families vs just the friend group drama.

And I don’t recall the formulaic : let’s take a trip and have a fight at the dinner table, let’s throw a birthday and have a fight at the dinner table, let’s go to a restaurant and have a fight at the dinner table thing being as common back then.

Andy and bravo have gotten lazy. I wish I could say it will show in the ratings eventually but it seems that hasn’t been the case so far.

Diana is having a breakdown. She interacts with any trolls on Instagram.

Sanela doesn’t know what to do with herself because she’s used to being able to buy people’s attention with money. She has a very specific image in her head of who she is that simply doesn’t exist in reality. The only two truly gravitate to her are the broke ones in the show, Rinna and Erika. Crystal is rumored to be a former escort who met Rob on the job and Mama Diana was her madam. Idk about that, but I’ve read spreadsheets that showed more emotion than Sanela playing poor little deluded rich girl who forgot how literal stores work because she’s just so wealthy and detached from the normals. Wasn’t she supposed to be the new villain in the neighborhood? How is she going to be a villain when she can’t even handle Garcelle keeping her distance because she’s not impressed with the Bosnian wet blanket new on the scene? This Diana chick has to be one of biggest and lamest disappointments in Housewives history.

How are so many celebrities friends of Diana’s? NPH and even Lady Gaga. Really?

NPH maybe has a theatre connection with the man child she is faux dating.

But she does run in the elite flashy circles of London. Hence Elton John, majority shares in odabash bikini line, other designers and celebrity types there.

why is there 1 poster who keeps calling for the return of Denise? Not only was she boring and hiding stuff about her personal life but her scammer husband despicably said "cancer is your best friend" and runs some scam clinic that "treats" people. Who the hell would marry someone like that? Denise should never return. Not to mention she stood her biggest defender Garcelle up and made her look like a fool.

if there are casting changes next season which seems likely despite the good ratings, I want new people.

Denise will be too busy to return, posting nakee pics on her OnlyFans. Maybe she can collab with her dropout daughter?

As much as I hate Erika, I loved her “I told you so” to Garcelle about Denise flaking on the bday party.

The problem is it’s 5 v 2 and that’s not a fun dynamic to watch. That’s why people want Denise, LVP, or/and Camille back.

Denise & LVP are phony liars (though I quite like Lvp) & run like scared lil bitches when confronted with the truth. I can’t imagine either of them returning, especially DR after Tamra exposed her & corroborated Brandi’s story. Lvp was revealed in the tell-all book (Not All Diamonds & Rose) to be the tabloid story-leaker, who even wanted the cast to publicly back her even after the truth came out.

Camille is just despicable, if I never see her again it’ll be too soon.

So annoying that they are completely ignoring immoral Erika's lawsuits.

R370 they can fire some of the 5 but LVP, Camille and Denise should not come back. Camille is a good bitch in terms of venom but she was beyond crazy during that last reunion she appeared in and her support of Brett Kavanaugh should put her on everyone's shit list.

LVP was annoying in her last few years on the show, wanting to be "above it all" and getting upset when she got pulled into the drama. So no thanks

Denise as stated is a liar and married to a cancer scammer

surely they can find new people to reset the balance of the show.

I hate the idea of teams. This show works better when the women act as individuals

I’d give Crystal another season—I have no doubt she can be a stone cold bitch. She needs to drop the ED story and toughen up.

Diana and Dorit need to go.

I’m hating Kyle and Rinna this season, but I don’t see them being cut, ever. I loathe Erika too, but those Bravo ghouls will keep her long enough to get her eventual total downfall on tape.

The only former cast member I could stomach coming back would be Eileen. I loved her.

R374

Eileen the Rinna enabler? Hell no!

If Denise the secret lez had to be unmasked, then these other dirty hos have to fling open their closets.

Let’s talk about the husbands, the hooking and the hoarding.

Is Rinna the hoarder?

New Jersey is unwatchable. It needs a complete makeover but that probably won’t happen.

I’d like Eileen back just to snap Rinna back into line. I don’t think Rinna would behave nearly as badly as she has with Eileen around.

LVP turned into a nightmare, like Rinna. She’s not coming back. Ever.

R371 is morally corrupt.

NJ has become a grown-up version of MTVs Jersey Shore. Instead of a group of women who're friends, it's a group of couples, and all the drama's about who's cheatin' on hoo and which one said da udda ones a whoore.

if it doesn't matter if Denise is secretly a lesbian/bi, then why did Rinna keep bringing it up? Rinna would freak if someone had started that about Harry and his rumors.

I despise Rinna but I think that season had NOTHING else happening and the producers enlisted Brandi and Rinna to save it. Rinna was just doing her job, as grody as that turned out to be.

Rinna hordes some dresses, including Tom Ford era Gucci which frankly is not a bad idea, those early collections have value.

R384

All the drama with Faux Force Five happens off-screen (except for Erika because they couldn’t ignore it). Their on-screen fake shit is so boring. They’re so predictable, they choose 1 person every season to bully, and so they don’t have to talk about their own real shit.

Wait Diana tried to catfish Garbelle's son?

We need to know more about Diana's harassment of Garcelle's son.

Start with the bottom link of this Reddit thread to learn more about Garcelle’s son being harrassed.

Diana is a monster.

R389 someone with a private Instagram who wasn’t trying to become famous too wouldn’t have that problem. People in LA would rather off themselves than have a private social media account.

That faggot bitch Asher did it!

Diana really does look like the type to call someone a faggot with hate in her heart. I could see her dropping the n word, too, or whatever the Bosnian equivalent is.

I didn't realize Diana's miscarriage actually happened 18 WEEKS before filming. That's almost 5 months and she was still using it as an excuse.

Will Diana dump Asher when she realizes that he’s a second rate Constantine Maroulis?

which one of Rinna's daughters overdosed?

[quote] I didn't realize Diana's miscarriage actually happened 18 WEEKS before filming.

Yes, but in Bosnia we have leave dead fetus dangling from cooch for another 16 weeks.

Well that explains why Eric Trump looks like that r397

The language used by the bots attacking Garcelle’s son had odd - some would say, Balkanised - grammatical errors

This has gone way too far. I’ll be pissed if Andy lets these women off the hook.

^Next season’s story line!! Fingers crossed!!

^Obviously for R396

They need to put Britney Spears on this show.

R389 I hate Diana as much as everyone else, but this doesn't implicate Diana in the bot attack. Why do people think it's Diana's doing?

Who is Garbelle?

Obviously the bots were Diana’s doing!

R406 How do we know that?

Let’s do Process of Elimination r404.

So this is a targeted attack and referencing storylines on show, attacking Garcelle and her family while praising the FF5 and Diana.

So i doubt it is her best friend Sutton, her friend Sheree, Kathy Hilton (she is too technologically ignorant to do this), or Crystal (this seems too thirsty and adolescent for her).

So then you have Kyle, Erika, Dorit, Rinna and Diana.

Erika and Dorit are too poor to pay bots to do this. And Kyle is too anxiety prone and wimpy to do it. Rinna wants to be seen badly as the Alexis Carrington of the Housewife universe, so she would do this directly.

This is the work of someone who is passive aggressive and wealthy enough to hire someone to do her bidding. Sounds like Diana to me.

Please explain what Balkanized grammatical errors are r399 for those of us less versed on that lexicon.

Kimora Simmons has been asked to join.

Garbelle Duvet has been asked to join.

R409 : Missing words and no subject verb agreement. Whoever is doing the... typing is a foreigner.

R408 Possibly, but it's kind of a stretch. Anybody could've initiated the attack, especially some disgruntled racist viewer house frau who doesn't like Garcelle.

Whoever is doing it doesn't speak English as a first language.

R414 Or they're functionally illiterate, as are way too many Americans these days.

No, that wasn't ghetto-speak. It was someone who doesn't speak English.

Those charity reps were definitely asking themselves if their brand will be forever linked to these crazy broads. Damage like this takes years to repair. Some people will not support a charity if is associated with something so toxic.

Tell me everyone knows you were a prostitute when you got to London with no paperwork without telling me everyone knows you were a prostitute when you first got to London with no paperwork.

R396 Delilah Belle

I thought Charlie Sheen was the scumbag until Denise showed up on RHOBH. What a grifting pariah.

I like Denise. I also liked that she'd show up to lunch in sneakers and jeans and not some bejeweled couture overalls.

R418 Did we ever find out how she got to London? And if not, why aren't these Beverly Hills bitches asking her about it?

[quote] why aren't these Beverly Hills bitches asking her about it?

Because they know she'd lie anyway.

R423 Garcelle should ask Diana how she got to London in front of all the girls just to watch Diana squirm. Then Garcelle can say to her, "I feel like you're very guarded, Diana."

Also, it’s 30 years gone and several of the women in the group have secrets from when they were young, almost certainly.

Kathy certainly has a safe in her bedroom that holds the original receipt from when their mother sold Kyle to her first husband.

Denise was onto Kyle and that was a great dynamic. She had the looks and fame Kyle never obtained. Anyone who can comeback gunning for the Fox force works for me!

there are rumors of Yolanda, Eileen, Denise, and more returning. Could be quite the cast shakeup if they decide to scrape off barnacles Rinna, Dorit, and Diana. Outside shot that Crystal will go, making 4 of 8 women fired.

Garmelle Beavis is joining the cast next year.

Garmin Bezel, my old GPS watch’s rim is joining the show.

R428 I'm not coming back, my lovelies. I'm enjoying my windmills. They help with my debilitating Lyme disease and Munchy Moochy syndrome.

Yolanda is practically drowning in lemons thanks to Gigi's career, and would never return!

Plus, she's never going to face the scorn of these women over why her "King" left her for a reality show contestant.

Yolanda won’t be coming back. Eileen doesn’t seem at all interested. Denise might.

Bravo should spin Kyle, Kathy, and Kim off into their own show. Big Kathy's ashes can be the Sophia of this GG from Hell.

People saying that any one of these women are never coming back don't understand that it's about the check. Eileen was an extra at a party last season because she wants to stay in the mix. It's easy money, filming 3-4 months/year. Even Yolanda would deign to take an apartment in LA if the check was right. There's no "never" for these people.

Nothing would be more exciting than watching Yolanda arrange lemons in a bowl while destroying her liver with 75 vitamin pills and supplements a day.

Damn.

From Bravo

Sigh...I'm such a cynical cunt that I could see Bravo being behind this. For whatever reason--and it's not this season's ratings, which are very good--they seem to be trying to make the reunion into something that will end with blood on the walls, even before this latest mess.

Come on, Andy. It's enough that they sit on a couch needling each other and being forced to watch embarrassing packages you narrate. We don't need Moldovan Massacre.

In Bosnia (where I from and refugee), wedding massacre is way of life!

Sanela licks her lips just like a lizard! LOLOL

Honestly, Diana's lip licking should be turned into a drinking game.

It’s hilarious that they act like they care about the cast. Bravo is basically the same level as TMZ. They act like they’re empowering women, to what? Act like dogshit trash?

Russell Armstrong committed suicide because of that network and franchise. It’s only a matter of time before one of these lunatic whores goes off the deep end.

So how did Diana get to London, and how did she go from maid to billionaire’s wife? That pussy must be magical.

^it's those magical lip licking skills!

R444 I wouldn't know. I don't let her near me.

I think it’s bravo too and I think they are all in on it. Every one of them.

Evil Diana is responsible for the bots

Bravo creates lots of the storylines. They love watching these peoples lives fall apart as the money rolls in.

Does anyone else want to see Kyle and her husband lose all their wealth and material possessions?

In Bosnia, we do not hide behind computer.

We say insult to child's face!

the update now is that psycho Patrick Somrs (the one who earlier had that weird drama with Lisa Rinna) is claiming credit for the messages against Garcelle's son. He said he didn't know they'd be racist so he's speaking out. Just bizarre. Who the hell would pay for "negative engagement comments"? Does shit like that really boost interest and ratings in a show? pathetic

who knows if it's true or not.

This Patrick Somrs? The 'marketing manager' who can't tell the difference between 'too' and 'to'?

If the reunion was shot at the end of filming for the season, none of this will be addressed.

Sadly, but because she is a good mother, I can see Garcelle not returning to the show.

the reunion hasn't been filmed yet. It's going to be after they get back from Labor Day. Andy's in the middle of a 3 week vacation

Reunion has not been shot yet.

I bet Lizard Lips doesn’t show up for the reunion.

Sheree hasn’t earned a diamond yet, but if she has one next season, she’ll be adopted by Kyle and Erika and whoever of that alliance is standing to mitigate any (fan-based) accusations of racial tension with Garcelle.

It’s bizarre Diana ever agreed to do this show. She doesn’t need the money, she seems rather introverted, she just had a baby and she’s extremely guarded. One would think she would be laying low after the trafficking allegations died down and instead she just blew up again because of how awful she is on the housewives.

Very strange woman…

R459 Most of these bitches claim to be wealthy, but when you take a closer look, they're usually leveraged up to their fake eyelashes and one missed payment away from foreclosure. Diana may have some heavy debt, and the Bravo paycheck helps pay it down.

So no new episode this week? Are we gonna get to see a Kathy being a racist homophobe next week?

R452 That guy's a sociopathic attention whore. I wouldn't believe anything he says.

Rinna is definitely broke. Cue the eBay auction of Lois's things!

Hmm I wonder if Diana may skip the reunion. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen such unified revilement of a cast member before in the fractious Housewives fandom. If the bot attack on the kid can really be pinned on her—or if it looks Andy will try to do so—I wouldn’t blame her for not showing up.

Diana will probably excuse herself from the reunion because she's still reeling from the loss of her fetus 2 years ago.

Asher should open and close every reunion segment from a grand piano.

Yes, R466– but clad only in a jaunty fedora.

I present 3 minute of Diana licking her lips:

If Innis is playing naked chanteuse on top of said piano, I'm there R466 .

I would give Crystal another year. It’s interesting to see a non-menopausal woman in the mix, she’s married to a genuine Hollywood player and her lifestyle is no less wealthy than the others’ but she probably has 2 Birkins, not 20, and doesn’t travel with glam. It’s more indicative of how genuinely wealthy people live.

lmao

Asher's very handsome but that long hair doesn't suit him.

Was Asher in Diana's catalogue, er Coffee Table Book? Or was he too young at the time?

Sutton is officially dating cute from the front, wack from the back rock music fan Sanjit.

[quote] Was Asher in Diana's catalogue, er Coffee Table Book? Or was he too young at the time?

In Bosnia we have saying: "Old enough to pee, old enough for me"!

Sutton the Succubus

Sutton dating Sanjit after meeting on bumble is pretty endearing.

Asher probably convinced Diana to do the show thinking it would give a boost to his “career”, or she agreed to do it to keep him interested.

R471 You can just feel the intense sexual chemistry between them.

Diana will buy Bravo next and sell Andy to a Sultan.

R468 I love whoever did this, but I couldn't get through more than 30 seconds before I started feeling queasy from watching that serpent's tongue of hers.

My lip licking is a habit I picked up in my line of work. It’s from years of giving oral and it’s a hard habit to break.

In Bosnia, we call it “Tourette Syndrome”.

I have a theory about Diana's lip-licking. Look at her lips. It looks like she's had so many lip fillers that what was once inside her mouth is now part of her outer lip. Inner lip skin is used to being moist. It must be uncomfortable for it to become outer lip skin.

Her lips are thinner in a couple of photos in this link.

I have a theory too r483

All that licking lips reminds me of another Diana.

latest updates:

today on IG

Erika denied being involved in the Jax bot attack and said she also offered to apologize to him in person but that part got edited out of the show

Diana denied being involved in the bot attack and added that she has now received death threats. She apparently has hired 24/7 security as a result! I'd say she's almost certainly not coming back next season. Let's see if she appears on WWHL after Andy's vacation is over

Was the ostentatiously, rich Diana once a hooker? A paid escort, a working trolup? Her boy toy can sing, but it doesn't sound like his balls have yet descended. I bet my 12 year old niece could kick his ass. The trick is to first pull his dorky hat down over his head and then start whaling on him.

has that narcissistic fuktard garcelle been fired yet ????

Lol they’re all narcissists but Garcelle and Crystal are tied for least-so in this cast. Hate Garcelle all you want but at least be honest about why. (It’s not her personality that bothers you, I’d wager.)

I actually think the bots were probably from a deranged housewives' superfan who is a tech whiz. I know people want to assume that Diana, Lisa or Erika did it but the real housewives franchise has some hardcore psycho viewers who get overly emotionally invested in the various shows. Something like this happened a couple years ago on the Potomac housewives. After Monique attacked Candiace, Candiace's mother's IG was flooded by bots for a week and she had to go private for a short time.

Sickening to watch Lisa use her mother's passing as a pathetic and fake show melt down.

Shut the fuck up R492! I'm doing the best I can, you cunt! I dont feel like you come from a place of love! Suck my clit!

There there, Lisa. Give yourself a break.

Don’t you mean Andy is on a three week coke bender?

If you don't like it, you can git outcha my house. Where's my Ros'e, the good one that I approved, not the other shitty one. Go back to your winery and fix this if you want me, Risa Lena to endorse it. That's right, I endorse it if I use it myself, because I'm real, a person that's down to the earth. I wanna ly down. Don't you fucking touch me, I'm Lesa Rhiana.

Lee-shu Rin-uh

Andy needed 3 weeks to help smooth the transition of giving his two kids to the same family that took his dog when that became hard.

When da fuq are we gonna see Kathy in Aspen?

They are deliberately teasing that one out. Sheesh.

R491

Stop sticking up for these evil women. Few fans are on their side and Rinna has already done business with this company.

It’s interesting how the bot attack parallels Erika’s attack on Garcelle’s poor son, and their reactions to both events similar. These women are EVIL. Bravo better step up for once.

Does Kathy say the N word?

R500 who's defending them? Given that bot attacks have happened before in the Bravo sphere, it's logical to think it's a deranged viewer doing it. I'd like there to be an investigation. Just because you don't like someone, that doesn't mean she is guilty of doing something so horrible. Diana, Erika and Lisa have all denied being involved in the bot attack. Obviously if any of them are lying she/they should be fired immediately.

I despise Diana and was the person who speculates that she uses slurs above but I somehow don't see her being the person behind the bots. She doesn't seem that bright or that motivated.

R502

But why give Diana, Erika and Rinna the benefit of the doubt when they have proven themselves to be liars and snakes already?

R503

Diana not bright or motivated? Are you following the same gossip/show? She HATES Garcelle. Also she’s been in the game for many years, and is a Hollywood heavyweight. Don’t let her accent fool you.

I would hope as mothers they wouldn't send a bot attack on a child. If the bot attack had been on Garcelle herself it'd be easier to believe 1 of them did it. Again 1 or more of them could be lying but I really don't think they'd stoop so low. If you've been on social media especially the pages that relate to the real housewives, you'll see there are some psychotic viewers out there who take these shows way too seriously. Additionally as already stated, the bot attack thing isn't new. It's already happened with the Potomac ladies. It could even be the same viewer who did it. The similarities of attacking a cast member's mother and then another cast member's son might not be a coincidence

R506

As mothers they wouldn’t even defend/protect Garcelle’s 14 year old son. That shows how terrible they are.

What if someone gave Diana the bot attack for her birthday? What if her circle is as fucked up as she is?

This season of the show has been particularly toxic. I kind of think they need to lose Diana, Rinna, Erika, and Crystal who’ve basically brought nothing but negativity to the show. Garcelle, Sutton, Dorit, and Kyle can stay. Then cast some new women who know how to be interesting without acting like trash or playing the victim.

They need dumb cunning Rinna for filler.

Nope it was all Diana!

It wasn’t Diana who send bot ok? It was personal assistant. Personal assistant is refugee from Bosnia who make mistake, think send email to Asher, but oops buy bot instead.

You know how we baste turkey in Bosnia? We take homosexual with Rufus Wainwright aspirationses and then we make him jerk off to muscle hired from the downtown while he is penetrate the Rufus aspiring one. Then we roast turkey on side.

And we use leftovers to make baby. The end.

I wish Andy had some balls and roasted these cunts like the evil gay he is.

The fans want it and they would be thrilled.

I would love to see Erika or Rinna get so pissed they call him a cockeyed faggot and leave the stage.

I need him to ask that Bosnian whore about this bizarre pic of her sperm donor and her son. Are they both available for purchase? This looks like an outtake from her hooker catalog.

I love all of you, I really need the laughs. Seriously I Love DL!

There’s a rumor that Sutton is going to be on DWTS. Please say it’s not true! She’ll be godawful.

Lisa Rinna was the only good Housewife dancer. And yes I cried when she got booted.

I think Andy will only go so far because some of these women know more about him than they should.

Diana posting at R512 and R513 is knocking it out of the ball park!

R515 that is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. And Neil Patrick Harris comments on it that “no one is showing enough D.”

Diana is truly a farce.

I wonder if Diana Jenkins realises that the reason Elton et al hangs with her is because she pays for everything?

Sean Penn may have his various social causes but he isn’t going to spend his own cash shopping tents to Haiti.

Kyle is happy for the bot attacker being more open and honest after holding so much in.

When hangout with Eltin, my Asher disappear with him and the David then re-appeared he have glazed donut sugar juice all over lips and recording contract. He very talented.

We in Bosnia make no waste. We baste turkey and inseminate for baby at same time same stuff. It give turkey extra zing

R522's is an underrated comment.

Ash isn't a fag, he's just effete.

Speak for yourself.

Sanela desperately wants people to find her oh so very interesting. But when she’s given this immense opportunity with the housewives to finally get the validation and fame she always dreamed of, she’s a total flop. After all these years she still hasn’t cultivated an interesting personality because it’s not in her nature to have one nor intellect to fake one. Everything in life to her is simply transactional, and when you can’t buy your way in past the front hall you’re left bitter and playing the victim.

How many episodes are there left? I thought we’re supposed to get Kathy vs. everyone.

Still waiting for the Aspen episode to blow things up, I’ll be pissed if it’s a lot of nothing.

I've a bad feeling the Aspen/Kathy episode is a dud. They're working us all up with anticipation, including taking a break from screening for a week.

Coincidentally, the break from being on the air coincides with a social media “scandal” 🙄

Perhaps they don't have as much footage as usual because so many cast members were sick.

R531

Considering that drama was spearheaded by the FFF, of course it’s going to be a dud.

Kathy just called Lizzo "Precious" on WWHL and the world did not explode. Production probably delayed last week's episode to re-edit because nobody cares.

Insiders say Kathy presented Garbelle with a big cake with a burning cross on top of it. They're editing out the burning cross but keeping the cake.

R, 536. You misspell Garcelle name. You must have miscarriage now with fetus dangling from cooch.

So Rinna has been really active on social media since the Jax bullying story broke and it frankly looks a lot like deflection. She's accusing a producer of doing it plus alleging without any receipts that her horse face daughters are getting death threats as well...

I should have known you'd know where to find the bots AND the booze.

I don’t understand why the producers won’t do what they can to get LVP back. The show is definitely worse without her. If that means firing the FFF, so be it. They let Heather in OC get Noella fired. I need to see LVP, Garcelle, and Sutton together.

I want some Real Housewives Red Rover. Send Rinna to Atlanta for a season and maybe Marlo to BH.

R535, the re-edit idea is interesting. It seems like Kathy is still in the bravo fold and is not concerned that she’s going to get tarred and feathered by the remaining episodes. I wonder if she threatened to sue, they agreed to cut/minimize the story, and then as a gesture of good faith she did WWHL.

So this toxic go nowhere season is still on for being going nowhere then?

The Daily Beast weighs in. What a mess, and not a Pretty one.

No one wants LVP back R540. Go watch Vanderpump rules.

You know who Bravo should bring back? Nobody.

I want Kim back, just to see the drama between her, Kyle and Kathy. I would love it if Kim and Kathy teamed up against Kyle to portray her as the evil sister.

Kathy: Well Kyle, Kim is telling the truth. You and Mauricio really did steal her house.

It will be probably just Diana and Rinna that go. People are invested in seeing what happens with Erica’s legal issues. Dorit and Crystal may be boring, but they are relatively harmless and I could picture them staying another year.

Or… Bravo could totally retool it and only a couple stay but the rest are replaced with younger influencer types to bring in the younger audiences. It is Hollywood after all.

Diana is definitely gone. She’s been a complete disaster. One of the worst one and dones (possibly THE worst) the franchise has ever seen. I would have thought Rinna would survive, but after this last week I’m not so sure. Erika is staying because the show wants to see her collapse play out. Dorit is probably on the line, producers will wait to see what happens at the reunion. Garcelle, Sutton, and Crystal (and Kathy unless Aspen proves to be reputation ending for her, although she doesn’t seem terribly worried) will all be back. Does anyone really give a fuck what happens to Kyle? I’ve read that Brandi is coming back. Hm.

Nicole Richie would be a perfect fit for the show, but she runs with an A-list crowd and they would talk her out of doing the show.

Nicole Richie would be great. I was also thinking Sarah Michelle Gellar might be a good addition although she just signed onto that Teen Wolf spin-off and probably doesn't need the work right now. I wonder if Leslie Grossman would ever do it? She's a Housewives fan, hilarious, and seems game for anything.

Busy Phillips maybe? If that Girls5eva show isn't renewed again (I do not like that show btw)

I wonder if Rinna sees her second act unravelling?

It seems so

remember several years ago when Carnie Wilson tried getting on but they just gave her a cameo and she was advertising her "miniature desserts" line? lol I think that was the year Lisa Rinna said Kim was "near death" and the nutty Eden Sassoon was on. I wonder why Bravo didn't give her another shot. She was fucking nuts and would have surely given some creative storyline content moments

Andy likes the mean ones. The bullies. That’s why.

I love Nicole Richie, I find her hysterically funny. She’d be a great addition to the show, maybe replacing Diana—not Rinna, or I’m out!

R555, have they ever had a fat housewife? Or was Carnie briefly svelte when she was pushing her sweets?

R558 not on BH but on NJ, Caroline Manzo was up and down with her weight, fat in some seasons. In OC, both Jeanna Keough and Shannon Beador went through fat seasons too.

Yeah OC has some bigger girls (snoozes Emily and the other one) currently, too. Oh and Shannon is at her best when she's fat. But BH seems to like women whose hunger makes them mean.

Garcelle and Erika are the "biggest" BH housewives they've ever had

Everyone on this show looks big next to Rinna & Dorit.

Wow.

Well she needs to complete with all Mauricio’s mistresses over the years. Of course she’s had lots of work done.

Kyles ex must of had to put a bag over her head to fuque her... truly ugly inside and out

Mackenzie Phillips should join RHOBH.

Diana has now sent cease & desist letters to multiple blogs and other places that have written about her. It'll be interesting to see if they follow or ignore it. We'll see if she's willing to go to court or not

Diana’s cease & desists pertain to the sex trafficking rumors, which were published a decade ago. So why is she only threatening to sue now? And why did she go on TV, knowing those rumors were out there and would definitely come to light? Makes me think there’s something far worse she’s even more worried about coming out.

She herself addressed the rumors in camera on the show. How can she send c&d's for what she said?

Erika wins $5 million in lawsuit, declared innocent of wrongdoing.

She didn't win $5M; the lawsuit was for $5M and she was found not to be the person they should be suing. She wasn't given a check for $5M.

Kyle has had a complete face transplant. Without makeup there must be scars all over her “face.”

Erika is still a bitch.

Shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.

This time, in Aspen.

Diana jumped the shark this week. She looked more than ever like a petty Eurotrash asshole picking an already-resolved fight with Sutton on the most vulgar terms.

This show is unwatchable...how do grown women behave like that. Treating poor Sutton like they did.

Sanel ais greasy cunt. She need a coach class ticket back to Bosnia and she should take EJG major cunt #2 with her...

In Bosnia, if you hide miscarriage, you cant having feelings, unless you a cunt.

In Bosnia we bleed all year long but we have more fun blaming blood from pussy on Sutton. It national joke here.

In Bosnia we us blood from lost fetus to cast spell on Sutton.

Jesus this is getting dark. How can these idiots think the right strategy is to bully fan favorites Garcelle and Sutton.

Erika goes Pazuzu on Crystal next week.

I wonder that Diana doesn’t realised her behaviour is undoing any good done my her charity work.

Is anything on this show real anymore? Time to show Kathy using the N word.

Such a wit, such a cad!

Rinna calls Sutton Slutton.

Please let it be true that Rinna is fired.

You'd think Rinna and Hamlin would've long ago started their own production company so they could create projects (money) for themselves. I hope she does get fired, if only to see what she'll get up to next. We know it won't be cleaning those kitchen floors.

When will they notice the MAIN reason these embarrassing brawls break out is because of Kyle?

Sutton and Erika wouldn’t be friends, but they would get along fine at events, they way Sutton and Crystal now do, without Kyle starting fights.

Imagine if anyone else behaving the way Kyle did at Dorit’s dinner, screaming across the table encouraging Rinna to have a go at Sutton, with Melissa Etheridge waiting in the wings?

Dorit laughed it off when Kyle got up to dance with her. And Rinna did when she realised Kyle started the fight. It’s humiliating that they’re willing to look so weak to placate Kyle and her trashy behaviour.

I’d love to see Garcelle get the center diamond and Kyle pushed to the side next season.

The last five minutes of this show were painful to watch. WTF is wrong with Diana? That had to be the most poorly constructed and poorly performed diatribe on this show. Diana thinks she's cool/tough but she is an amateur on this show. Who treats another person like that? This show has zero entertainment value.

The entertainment is in the trashing of the show. It's a ridiculous, embarrassing show and sometimes it's hard to look away from a train wreck.

Yeah, if all 3 of Diane, Rina and Kyle come back next season I am tapping out. at least 2 of them must go.

also, I don't think a woman who has fairly valid looking child sex trafficking claims against her and a woman who has legal accusations of being part if stealing millions from widows and orphans should be cackling like hyenas and calling anyone a cunt.

Rinna going through her mom's stuff was peak phoney. First thing out a little ceramic bouquet, Rinna oohing and aahing about how she'd always wanted it bought her time to make up a fake history for it; "oh, she always had that on her desk".

It's kinda sad that Rinna had to mourn her mom and work to keep her spot on this show at the same time. It's really hurt her performance this season. No People's Choice Award for her, that's for sure.

It was interesting watching Krystal get visibly uncomfortable watching Diana and Erika. I can see her shifting sides if only because of how badly she'll look by association to those evil hags.

Have to say I'm going to miss all of the In Bosnia shenanigans.

I'd like them to keep Diana on but I can't see her staying. She's too stiff and not as unstable as the others. Her interactions are cold apart from the start of this episode with Garcelle.

Sutton's silver Dolce & Gabbana puffer jacket for near 4k is the height of tacky. She really is mutton dressed up as lamb.

New thread to continue this train wreck.

Sutton dressed as lamb

Diana seemed coked at Aspen on the first night, rubbing her nose, agitated and OTT reactions to their discussion.

And she was lip-licking again (at least she was at Garcelle’s earlier in the ep.)