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there is this guy who would sit behind me on the other side of the pew, then gradually migrate toward me as the service goes on.
i think he wants that d, and there is a bathhouse dt, so i can see that happens there
how do i approach this? he seems pretty religious and very ham handed with the prayers afterward
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 14, 2022 7:57 PM |
Lift your cassock. Bend over.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 14, 2022 12:41 AM |
Does your church offer a men's retreat? Those are usually pretty homoerotic.
If not, try the gym and make sure it has a sauna. make several 'executive' trips. You could likely adapt the J tradition of the mikvah to a hamfisted Christian bastardization... bapitism, renewal, born again, etc. Or argue that modern christianity is too influenced by the victorians that dabbled in the occult and their prudishness disrupted organic, paleo christianity and masculinity because of fear of homosexuality or eroticism... therefore leading to more sin.
Or again, explore the wide ranging world of various men's retreats. . . there's plenty of frou frou christian men's retreats.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 14, 2022 12:46 AM |
^ the christian "naturalism" craze of the 70s is due for a rvival, never really left european traditions.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 14, 2022 12:47 AM |
"Pastor asked me to talk to you privately.....Now unzip your pants"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 14, 2022 12:47 AM |
"Love the drag, Aunt Fran, but your purse is on fire"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 14, 2022 12:49 AM |
"Just like a prayer, I'm down on my knees, I want to take you there."
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 14, 2022 12:49 AM |
"Which altar boy do you think is the hottest?"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 14, 2022 12:50 AM |
This sounds like the plot to a gay porno.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 14, 2022 12:51 AM |
The lord does not tolerate people hooking up in his very house.
He will smite you if you continue.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 14, 2022 12:52 AM |
Catch his eye, wink, get up and go to the bathroom during the hymn just before the sermon starts. He will join you and you have a good 10-15 minutes before people start wondering. Church sex is the best!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 14, 2022 12:54 AM |
r9 If that was true, then why do confessionals come equipped with gloryholes?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 14, 2022 1:04 AM |
R11 just joined the smite list.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 14, 2022 1:07 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 14, 2022 1:08 AM |
“Pick up”, OP, not “pickup”.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 14, 2022 1:10 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 14, 2022 1:13 AM |
apparently there's a lot of cornholing at these retreats, too
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 14, 2022 1:16 AM |
r12 4:45 Waiting For God S02E01 Counselling For The Dying
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 14, 2022 1:37 AM |
A teasey-boy fan dance on the altar always gets me hard!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 14, 2022 2:00 AM |
All the hot guys in the produce section this afternoon made me praise the Lord I don't even believe in!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 14, 2022 2:48 AM |
Invite him for coffee afterwards. Let’s get to know each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 14, 2022 4:14 AM |
"how do i pickup guys from church?"
I always pull up in front of the church and beep the horn 🤔
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 14, 2022 8:36 AM |
OP, don't you know what that kneeler really is for?
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