Madonna Gets Stripped Searched By TSA

Ha! I hoped they performed a cavity search. I know that bitch has contraband inside her pussy and asshole.

They are waiting until they go through security to start taking off their belts, jackets, etc. What twats or they are not used to flying commercial.

What a lame publicity stunt. 5150 time.

I hate people like this who hold up the line because they are disorganized.

flying commercial?

Wow to sink that low.

Those Italian genes finally caught up to her. She's looking like a mafia grandma

The back rolls.

They probably think she’s got stuff hidden in that fake ass of hers.

She probably begged the TSA reps to pat her down in all her spaces.

Chunky.

Her grill probably triggered the alarm.

I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and guessing she has chronic pain. Remember when Guy Ritchie botched all she did was work out all day and she was like a bit of grizzle?

Physical trauma is no joke. Prince and Michael Jackson destroyed their bodies with intense choreography too. J Lo is heading into Madge territory with her obsession with working out and still dancing, I can't see her in her 60s slowing down.

She'd look much better with her regular ass and smaller, realistic boob implants. The face has settled OK. Get rid of the grillz. Get rid of the fake black roots, you're as grey as a mule

Tell me about it, r13!

She's going to age like Ginger Rogers...fucked up face, fat, bottle blond ponytail, wheelchair, slurring her words.

[quote]Ha! I hoped they performed a cavity search.

You'd need a professional spelunker, 6-months supplies, camping gear, abrasive protection, and specialized footwear to search her canvernous cavities.

Fortunately, thousands have been there, so I'm sure that there are signposts and graffiti to guide you along the way.

She looked good in the late 90s and 2000s. I think getting dumped by Ritchie fucked up her ego. She probably got a big shock and it made her intensely insecure.

R17 that’s priceless

DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

Is that Lourdes with them or an assistant?

Good for her for flying with the hoi polloi though. Has she ever spoken on climate issues?

I love how the people there couldn’t care less about her.

Why would they wear so much fucking jewelry in the airport when you know it’s going to set off the metal detectors?

[quote]THE hoi polloi

Oh, dear.

We're gonna need a bigger wand.

Why is she flying commercial? No one with real money flies commercial anymore with all the jet share options. Even first class sucks now on most carriers.

She's cheap.

I can't see how looking like this isn't 1000% worse than aging naturally. She def has chronic pain and probably takes some meds that bleat her. Face looks a bit like steroid bloat.

[quote]She def has chronic pain and probably takes some meds that bleat her.

Those side effects can be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Such a nasty troll. She needs to follow Heche and just DIE by the end of this calendar year.

No, bitch, we don't know who you are...

Her son was living in Portugal for a while, playing soccer.

There was an article (Daily Mail, etc.) about Madonna flying economy class to Portugal.

She still looks hot. And the hot guys who are attracted to her prove that.

I bet the TSA guy smelled his fingers in the bathroom afterwards as he rubbed one out.

Speaking of her son, I haven't seen the Rocco troll in a while. I guess he moved on to another nepotism brat.

I've seen TS girls in Grindr who look prettier.

R34 = Madge

What's a TS girl? Trans?

R38 Yeah lol. So many muscular DL guys with hot bodies will put "TS girls or fembois only." That's why 50% of Grindr now is trans chicks. Vadge looks like one but she doesn't have a dick, so no hot DL studs for her.

Thank you, R39

R12: It’s gristle, dear, now obscured by all her “curves”.

There was some confusion as to her identity. This is her passport pic.

Ugh r42 - MY EYES!!!

TSA thought she had 20 LBs of heroin hidden in her fake ass.

It’s alarming she took that long to remove her shoes,. I wish her son helped her, but he cut ahead and left her there..sad mommy.

She doesn’t even have TSA pre-check?!??

She's not fat for a grandma. She looks pretty average (size 8 or so) around the middle which is smaller than the majority of American women in her age group. She is very shortwaisted and that big butt just makes her look more so.

That tracksuit jacket she is wearing isn't flattering. I am sure she has other jackets that are stylish as well as comfortable. Maybe she doesn't care.

That's probably the first time in decades where a man has touched her all over and she didn't have to pay him.

I really don't think she knows where she is most of the time.