How do you reheat a delivery burger that arrives cold

Stick it up your ass.

1) open the bun. Put both sides under the broiler with the bun down and the meat and topping up. If you consider this "taking it apart" then fuck you, then

2) just nuke it and eat it.

3) You're a disgusting lazy fat whore who orders in burgers.

Lol r1

Lol r2

Now that the sissy bitches are out of the way

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Well, the rest of the stuff is room temp and the burger part is hot, so you're going to have to take it apart.

WHY DID THE SISSIES GET OUT OF THE WAY? I AM JUST IDLY ASKING.

BLESS,

if you want to nuke it, wrap the entire thing in wax paper and only do it for a short time. It will keep the bread moist and it gets hot very fast.

You message the app you ordered on, complaining it arrived cold, and demand a hot replacement.

In this instance, hot = 20-45, toned, neat beard, up for anything.

Toaster oven? Does anyone still have those?

OP,

Hold the tomatoes and lettuce; serve the bun on the side; and hold the patty between your knees.

Just eat it cold/room temperature. Who cares?

Put the whole thing in the fucking microwave for a minute. If it doesn’t come out to your liking in terms of texture, sogginess, etc., then get off your fat fucking ass and go to a restaurant and order in. You’re welcome.

I’m extremely fit. Unlike you, chubby ancient bottom.

Fast phood is mostly water. It's nearly impossible to rehydrate it back moist 'n fluffy.

I put the whole thing in the oven for a few minutes at 350F. I order cheeseburgers, so I just look to see whether the cheese has remelted. The lettuce wilts a little, but so what. Using the microwave makes the buns mushy.

Your bunz are mushy.

I've found that most burgers heat up just fine in the microwave, except for 5 Guys, which falls apart. And yes there are still toaster ovens. Mine can toast, bake, broil, or air fry.

I hope you resolve this catastrophic problem and get to eat a cheeseburger exactly to your liking.

If it has lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles you are fucked trying to reheat it without taking it apart.

Delivery burgers rarely arrive really hot, and, anyway, I like a cocktail before my delivery dinner, so pretty much everything has to be reheated. I also get to-go from Five Guys, Shake Shack, etc., from time to time to take home, and that has to be reheated, too. (See above re cocktail.)

I'm with R15, except that I order without lettuce. If it comes anyway, I take the lettuce off. Take the top of the bun off (yes, you have to do this), lay it inside-up and heat both parts on a tray in the oven or toaster over at 350 for 5 minutes or so until the top half is a bit crisp. You could put a slice of cheese - or a second slice if you got a cheeseburger - on the burger and heat until it thoroughly melts. If you have lettuce in the house, you could put a nice, fresh, crisp piece of lettuce on the burger after it's heated. That will perk it up, as will a slice of fresh tomato.

No matter what you do, it will not be as good as a burger you make yourself or get at a restaurant table. Just accept that, and remember that condiments are your friends. Lots of ketchup, mayo, sriracha, Thousand Island dressing, blue cheese dressing, honey mustard or any other strongly flavored condiment will help disguise the inevitably mediocre quality of the burger and bun. Not every dish has to be perfect. Sometimes convenience comes first.

Eat it cold and it will have fewer calories!

[quote]I’m extremely fit

Well if you say so, it must be true.

What a burn, Don Rickles

You throw a Karen-like hissy fit. First, throw the burger at the driver and then scream I’m calling the police. After you slam your door, you reach into the freezer, pull out a frozen half-gallon of ice cream, and put in the micro for a minute or two to soften it. Then you plop into your recliner, grab a spoon for the melted dessert treat and watch the Hallmark channel. You wonder why your life isn’t like this movie. Just another Tuesday in Karenville.

Drop it in your deep fryer until it's crispy brown on both sides. Yum!

[quote] Toaster oven? Does anyone still have those?

Convection oven.

Heating burgers is a hassle. You have to remove the bun and toppings. Pre-heat convection oven to 425 degrees. Meat and cheese on piece of foil and put in in oven for 4 minutes.

[quote] I've found that most burgers heat up just fine in the microwave, except for 5 Guys, which falls apart.

Shake Shack and Lucky's Famous Burgers do not fare well in a microwave.

[quote] Heating burgers is a hassle. You have to remove the bun and toppings. Pre-heat convection oven to 425 degrees. Meat and cheese on piece of foil and put in in oven for 4 minutes.

Oh, and fries can be reheated at the same time.

Are you stupid stubborn or both. Get off your ass and get the godam thing at the burger store and shove it quickly in yur face.Quit whining for a second wile shoving or you will choke. gezuzz! first world crybaby. Get a hobby.

R24, Ice cream in the microwave for a minute or two? You’ll wind up with a puddle of God knows what.

Ice cream needs about 10 seconds or less to just take the edge off, and then it will soften by itself pretty quickly

Foil wrap, toss in 350° oven, 10-15mins.

I had to do this tonight with a carryout burger after some jackass sideswiped my car, and it took 2 hours for the whole insurance-and-cops rigamarole.

Anyway, this worked pretty well, but it won't satisfy OP, and yet somehow I do not care:

I heated the oven to 300F, and separated out the meat from the buns, placing them all flat on the sheet and putting them in the oven for about 7 minutes. I left the veggies off and just put them on a plate as I re-heated everything else. Took the meat and buns out and put it all back together. The buns did well enough but I should have left them in a little longer.

I also put the fries on the same sheet. Probably should have used some Pam or something because they did stick a little.

The Philly my partner got warmed up on the same sheet but without separating the meat from the roll.

R32, you type fat.

Take the patty out and sous vide for four hours at 105 degrees,

🍔 Just eat the freaking thing, you ungrateful, whiney bastard.

That new fangled gadget called the [bold] AIR FRYER

Put it in a boiling bag and hold it in a water bath at 170 degrees for two hours.

I have the same problem with my Extra Crispy from KFC.

I barely get started on the 100 Piece Family Reunion Bucket, and after my eleventh piece it's already barely warm.

Stupid thread.

Take it apart

😂 Next time, order a HOT dog.

You find the nearest tree and take an ax and chop it into small pieces. Then build a big ass fire. Wrap burger in tin foil and place within the piled wood. Dose with gasoline and ignite! Roast for 5 mins. Reach in with bare hands and remove from fire. Unwrap and eat. Also, don't go swimming until30 minutes after.

R38: Sorry, Janet. Nice try, but this is not the same problem at all. Fried chicken is delicious at any temp - warm, room T or cold from the fridge.

That's not true of burgers. And burgers can be successfully reheated - the subject of this very thread - although with considerable loss of quality. There is no way to reheat fried chicken without ruining the coating, which we all know is the real reason we eat fried chicken.

You pop that fried chicken in an air fryer for a minute or less, and its just as crispy as when it was first made.

[quote] Get a hobby.

Said the jerk who scolded someone for not eating cold food like he does!

Use the microwave like everyone else......

Eat half of it and then show up at the burger place and demand they remake it. When the manager gives you pushback, shove the container at her and waddle out as fast as you can. You’ll sure have showed her!!

Bread reheating in the microwave - you must put some source of moisture in the microwave or else the bread dries out.

My trick is a small glass of water in the back. Works great, and you can reheat a whole sandwich at the same time in like 40 seconds.

Is that so-called "burger" of yours made of anything in particular, OP, you fat cow?

Just watch out for ghetto employees with personality disorders.

Take it apart and cover it in Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, gummi worms and Hot Cheetos then smash it in a waffle iron on high until you smell burning then cover it in whipped cream, ramen spice packets and hot dogs it will come out sooo amazing. I saw it on TikTok.