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Brag About Stupid Things That Don't Really Matter But Are True

I'll start.

I have over 45,000 WW votes.

The only thing I find worth bragging about is that I have never clicked a WW on any of my own posts. It would never occur to me to do so except that I see a lot of posts here that always show up with one WW at the moment they are posted.

What's a dumb and meaningless thing you are proud of and maybe should actually be a little embarrassed about, like wasting enough time on a message board to accumulate tens of thousands of upvotes?

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2022 1:14 AM

Honey.... you spend too much of your life here. Really. It's a little concerning.

But good for you, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2022 3:54 PM

Welcome to the flames and freaks you just invited your way

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2022 3:57 PM

I've been here over 12 years I have no idea what the icons WW or ff mean.

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2022 4:54 PM

I am proud of my fine nostrils. It's true. They are neat and chiseled, not showing vast expanse nasal canal. No hairs protrude and the smell function works very well.

I also have exceptional hearing. Some very high fiddle tones can give me a headache but when that happens I leave the room.

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2022 4:58 PM

The interior of my car is usually clean.

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2022 6:07 PM

My library books are returned on time.

by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2022 6:11 PM

I always take my grocery cart back to the corral.

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2022 9:40 PM

I have great beefy hairy legs, but only a select few get to see them.

by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2022 9:49 PM

I have never asked to speak to the manager.

by Anonymousreply 9August 13, 2022 11:44 PM

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 [italic] Best Thread Ever !

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2022 12:00 AM

Pinnochio, this is the emoji for you 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2022 12:02 AM

45000 WWs from 50000 posts are not something to write home about, OP dear.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2022 12:40 AM

[quote]I've been here over 12 years I have no idea what the icons WW or ff mean.

WW is if you need to go to Weight Watchers. FF is if you need to be shipped off to a Fat Farm, Rose…

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2022 12:49 AM

I tipped the cable guy 100 bucks the other day and it made his day.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2022 12:54 AM

I quit smoking upon 1st try. No relapses, nothing. I always said they day I decide to quit I would do so succesfully and I was right.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2022 1:00 AM

I've never seen an animated Disney movie.

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2022 1:14 AM
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