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The Daily Mail cunts off on 'smooth-faced' Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 15, 2022 4:57 PM |
Madame Xpiration Date done got fat!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 13, 2022 3:24 AM |
Who did she buy her crispy fried hair from? You know that rat's nest on her head isn't hers.
Her appearance on Fallon the other night was quite painful. Her lame sex jokes weren't funny at all. This woman hasn't one humorous bone in her skank body.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 13, 2022 3:26 AM |
There isn’t an inch of her that isn’t hideous - and it’s all her own doing: The breast and ass implants, face filler, awful wig. She doesn’t have to look this awful.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 13, 2022 3:27 AM |
Why was she dressed like a suburban skateboarder?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 13, 2022 3:27 AM |
With her hundreds of millions and endless identities and sounds the one thing Madonna has never stolen ideas from is a decent fashion stylist.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2022 3:32 AM |
NorMaddona Desmond is tragic. I can’t wait for a bitchy “sad last days” thread about her. Imagine how crazy she will look in ten more years. If she gains more weight she will have to make the jump from shopping at Hot Topic to Torrid.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 13, 2022 3:37 AM |
I am way beyond over every single woman having this long drab hippie hair. It looks dreadful on eighty percent of them.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 13, 2022 3:42 AM |
Are we seeing Honey Boo Boo's future self?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 13, 2022 3:45 AM |
[quote]I am way beyond over every single woman having this long drab hippie hair. It looks dreadful on eighty percent of them.
And they pay a FORTUNE to have this same ugly Kimberly Guilfoyle style. It looks heavy, like Mr. Theo or Mr. Hisstopher needs to get in there with a pair of thinning scissors.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 13, 2022 3:47 AM |
The long hair doesn't work with the weight gain. In so much recent footage, she's become a little No Neck creature.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 13, 2022 3:50 AM |
I really don't understand why she had those ass implants put in. She gained so much weight she would have an all-natural fat ass now anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 13, 2022 3:54 AM |
Daily Mail syntax is a genre of its own.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 13, 2022 3:56 AM |
She looks chunky, are the meds she's taking having some effects?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 13, 2022 3:58 AM |
She might be a Judy Garland. No matter the weight gain, none of it makes an ass.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 13, 2022 3:59 AM |
God thats an awful picture. I bet it kills her to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 13, 2022 5:21 AM |
I don’t think she looks too bad. What’s with the too long pants. If you trip, you’ll break a bone at your age.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 13, 2022 5:36 AM |
I can't see those shapely pins!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 13, 2022 5:41 AM |
No woman in her 60s should have that hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 13, 2022 5:41 AM |
I was hoping for “ample assets” or “peachy posterior” at the very least, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 13, 2022 5:46 AM |
Formerly sexy celebs can't win. If they try to look young, they just look bad, and get slammed for it. If they grow old naturally, and look like hags, or grandmas, they get slammed for that
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 13, 2022 1:39 PM |
[quote]Change: Madonna looked worlds away from her filtered self on Instagram (right) as she was seen at the airport (left)
You can always count on Daily Mail for this kind of hilarious backhanded compliment!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 13, 2022 1:47 PM |
pillsbury doughwoman
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 13, 2022 1:59 PM |
She’s everything she would have mocked and made fun during the Truth or Dare era. Bitch needs one real friend to tell her the truth and a new stylist asap.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2022 2:03 PM |
Her face actually looks MUCH better in those unfiltered snaps from JFK than she does in her curated filtered pictures. I know she has a lot of kids, but the woman is still incredibly wealthy. Kind of surprised that she flies commercial and goes through TSA like everyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 13, 2022 2:05 PM |
I hope she never reads this thread. It would break her.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2022 2:06 PM |
Madonna is such an OVER THE HILL SKANK she belongs on one of those reality shows like the Real Housewives Of Michigan or something similar.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 13, 2022 2:07 PM |
R25 This is hardly the only DL thread shitting on Madonna. It probably isn't even the worst one.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 13, 2022 2:10 PM |
I'd fly commercial too. I'd feel safer.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 13, 2022 2:18 PM |
Moo.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 13, 2022 2:27 PM |
She looks like Nurseferatu in white.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 13, 2022 3:03 PM |
The major airlines at JFK and LAX provide VIP escorts and private security for their celebrity passengers. I’m surprised she’s in the regular TSA line.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 13, 2022 3:12 PM |
Old gal doesn't even know where she is.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 13, 2022 3:45 PM |
R24 Maybe she flies commercial because she wants people to recognize her.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 13, 2022 8:21 PM |
^ And she might just be frugal.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 13, 2022 8:21 PM |
She's known to be a tightwad.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 13, 2022 11:37 PM |
Rollergrandma drags her underage kids to a disco to prop her up, though none of them can skate.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 15, 2022 2:15 PM |
Isn't it time for her to adopt a new persona and style? This one seems played out and stale.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 15, 2022 2:18 PM |
Now I see what Boomers meant when they said "What the FUCK happened to Joan Rivers?!?!?!"
This bitch is unrecognizable, and it's pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 15, 2022 2:26 PM |
R83 Except Joan looked better when she died at age 81, than Madonna does at 63.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 15, 2022 2:31 PM |
Sorry R38 not R83.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 15, 2022 2:32 PM |
R39 No, no she didn’t. Madonna looks ridiculous but Joan looked like she’d been dead for 10 years.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 15, 2022 2:37 PM |
At this point do you think she can be fixed? Lose the butt implants, drop 20 lbs, and for fuck’s sake get rid of that awful hair! Is she redeemable?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 15, 2022 2:40 PM |
Those ass implants must be awful for her hips and knees. Her entire center of gravity is all shifted and fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 15, 2022 3:00 PM |
Madonna has the aging botched face and old lady body she deserves. Karma is a cunt, and Madonna was a huge cunt to everyone her whole life.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 15, 2022 3:00 PM |
R41 This is a picture of Joan the night before she died. She looked better and more natural than Madonna does now.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 15, 2022 3:02 PM |
Geez, why is she so fat now?
She spent literal decades being painfully thin. Did her crazy dieting finally catch up with her or did she take Catherine Deneuve's advice and pick her face over her ass?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 15, 2022 3:03 PM |
I sat by Joan at a Broadway show and she was frightening! Her face was painful to look at. Madge is almost there and she’s 20 years younger than when I saw Joan. Can’t imagine her at 83. Like the ending of Death Becomes Her, I’m guessing.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 15, 2022 3:14 PM |
She's gotten awfully lumpy.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 15, 2022 4:44 PM |
Is she fucking her gay son?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 15, 2022 4:51 PM |
Her face has looked much better lately, not the IG shots that are filtered, but in interviews and pap shots.
I do think she could still turn it around. Condition that hair and get better extensions, remove the butt implant, not necessarily try to lose weight immediately but start back up with light weight training and go from there.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 15, 2022 4:57 PM |