Armie Hammer got FAT!

Yeah. What’s he had to stress eat about?

I’d still eat him out

Getting tattoos while you’re unstable isn’t exactly a great decision. And it looks stupid.

Such a fine man. Those silly tattoos, though.

I love his wide child-bearing hips...

If he fills in the triangle on his chest with pink ink, we'll just DIE here on Datalounge!

You're so edgy, Armie! lol

I like his body type but it’s not exactly movie-star material. Doesn’t film well shirtless. Anyhow, I think his goose is cooked, career-wise. He’ll play Coley Lafoon in the He He biopic but nothing much higher profile than things like that.

R8 I think he will have a career comeback like robert down syndrome junior. It was foreshadowing..., both of them being in the news lately as friends or something. He will be back in a few years. I hope he keeps his hot dad bod.

Female flesh is very fatty. But he refuses to switch to men.

His body looks fine it just doesn't look GAY so OP rejects it.

So, who's missing lately?

That's fat?

He doesn't look fat, just not working out with a six pack. His body looks about the same as in CMBYN.

I find the ugly swim trunk much more offensive

R15 He needs to wear these types of trunks because his flaccid cock is so long

The trunks are perfect for his vibe. Louche white permatanned Caribbean lifer. C’mon, you expecting swim briefs?

R11, his body looks "fine" for an average guy... but he's an A-list movie star. Hollywood can forgive all his past transgressions, but they will not forgive him losing his looks.

[quote]Hollywood can forgive all his past transgressions, but they will not forgive him losing his looks.

Hollywood does not look for gaybod

86

Percentage of DLers who would still let him fuck them.

Still very fuckable

All you gurls go on about being hot for str8 guys, yet you criticise them for not looking GAY enough ALL THE TIME.

[quote] ’d still eat him out

As he would you.

Idiotic triangle tatts. Why? Is he about to be thrown into an Auschwitz oven?

Once again, proof that people who are not terribly bright and under stress lash out at themselves with tattoos. Insufferable.

The whole anti-Armie thing is nothing but anti-white cis male racism and prejudice. OP, go fuck your hateful self.

I can't image what it would be like to grow up rich and so good looking, then waste all the advantages in life that those would provide. He had a solid career in Hollywood and likely would have broken into the A-list eventually, given how many chances he kept getting.

I find it sad and pathetic that someone with those advantages cannot make their like a success.

Ha! That’s not fat. That’s a sexy dad bod. And I’d still let him tie me up and chew on me.

He looks delicious...

I’m confused, is he an air sign or a water sign? Why do both? Both but not all? Or are fire and earth under the trunks?

Nasty bitch.

DL will forgive him for cannibalism, but NEVER for tragic tatts and gaining 12 pounds.

Where's this proof of cannibalism? I mean, really....

The cannibalism was always vague (he discussed it over texts and DMs) but the sexual assault and privacy violation (taking x pics without consent) accusations are much more troubling. Practically speaking, I don’t enjoy his acting so his going away makes 0 difference to me. If he hurt women, I hope he gets punished for that.

He called her a tasty snack and the world went crazy.

So trashy.

Time to rewatch Call Me By Your Name

I think he's still with his wife.

I'd still hit that

[quote] I love his wide child-bearing hips...

I don't see it.

Is he really only 35? He's always looked much older.

He’s well on his way to becoming the new Brendan Fraser.

[quote] his body looks "fine" for an average guy... but he's an A-list movie star.

I hope he is less full of himself after the cannibal scandal because with a nice personality, he would actually be a pretty cute guy.

They are saying he got matching heart tattoos with two teenage BOYS.

Those designs include “an outline of the Caymans above his knee; a heart that was inked by the in-house tattoo artist at Kaia Gerber’s birthday party to match two teenage boys’; the letters ‘E.G.B.A.,’ standing for ‘Everything’s gonna be alright’; and the word ‘chaos’ because he wants his life to be chaos,” according to Vanity Fair.

For a mid-30 guy, if you don't go to gym, you'll get a beer belly sooner or later

“ with a nice personality, he would actually be a pretty cute guy.”

So would Jeffrey Dahmer.

I love how this is "fat" on DL. You can see the Adonis belt quite clearly in the picture on the left. He just appears to be leaning forward a bit.

id still let him choke me and slap me around and tie me down and pound me

I’d let him eat me in pieces while he keeps me alive

Armie can still hit it with that meaty Hammer anytime, I think he looks good and luscious, I don't care for the tattoos, but I still think he's handsome and dreamy and sexy, love the tall hairy body. ;-)

OP is a pudgy obsessed fangirl herself.