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Anne Heche is Dead to Me

Remembering Anne Heche. She'll be truly entirely dead any minute now and deserves a dedicated dead thread.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 13, 2022 7:03 PM

Sick.

by Anonymousreply 1August 12, 2022 2:30 PM

Madonna has offered a musical tribute to her dear friend, Anne…

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by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2022 2:30 PM

FUCK YOU

by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2022 2:30 PM

Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4August 12, 2022 2:31 PM

Asshole

by Anonymousreply 5August 12, 2022 2:32 PM

Don’t come on DL and jump the gun.

Pathetic. I hate you.

by Anonymousreply 6August 12, 2022 2:35 PM

What's the issue? Family pulling the plug today. Maybe have already done so. She's brain dead.

by Anonymousreply 7August 12, 2022 2:35 PM

OP needs to go back to the Trump threads and keep saying over and over again that he doesn't think Trump had any classified info because "surely he's not that stupid."

by Anonymousreply 8August 12, 2022 2:37 PM

Bitch move, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9August 12, 2022 2:39 PM

This is a Heche crime!

by Anonymousreply 10August 12, 2022 2:44 PM

Kill your self with an electric knife, OP.

Fuck this thread, and fuck you too!

by Anonymousreply 11August 12, 2022 2:44 PM

Thread should be titled "Anne Heche is BRAIN Dead to Me"

by Anonymousreply 12August 12, 2022 2:48 PM

No, it shouldn’t. This thread should be killed, along with its frau author.

by Anonymousreply 13August 12, 2022 2:53 PM

[quote]No, it shouldn’t. This thread should be killed, along with its frau author.

I have no ill will toward Ms. Heche, but black humor and "pointless bitchery" are what this site is about.

by Anonymousreply 14August 12, 2022 3:50 PM

OP here, and I'm not a Frau. I'm sorry I misstepped. I wanted to do Anne a solid because the other threads are about her final tragic reckless actions. They are harvesting her organs so Anne n'est plus. I apologize to the sensitive folks for my bad taste.

by Anonymousreply 15August 12, 2022 3:54 PM

R15 I appreciate your gallows humor.

by Anonymousreply 16August 12, 2022 4:13 PM

I'm fixing it for you, OP, with two little words at the bottom to get these cunts off your back:

[bold]Anne Heche is Dead to Me [/bold] (sic)

by Anonymousreply 17August 12, 2022 4:19 PM

Anne He He is Dead to Me Me.

by Anonymousreply 18August 12, 2022 4:22 PM

I hope she learned her lesson.

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2022 4:24 PM

You’re an idiot, r14.

The thread should be nuked because she’s not dead yet, you festering cunt.

Oh no, me poor KWAINE!

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2022 4:26 PM

She is dead. If she weren't dead, pulling the plug would be murder.

by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2022 4:28 PM

She was a compelling Vicki/Marley in Another Wolrd..RIP Anne

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2022 4:34 PM

Imagine thinking an objection to this thread is due to sensitivity about Anne Heche’s demise.

🙄

by Anonymousreply 23August 12, 2022 4:37 PM

Idiot OP.

You never pre-announce a death on DL.

OP is worse than H.

by Anonymousreply 24August 12, 2022 4:40 PM

And imagine anyone caring what another emoji cunt has to say.

What she's attempting with the inevitable passive-aggressive emoji response.

Useless and tiresome.

I never liked Anne Heche's obviously manic neediness, but I always liked her a lot more than DeGeneres. And I like DeGeneres more than the people too lazy for English here.

by Anonymousreply 25August 12, 2022 4:40 PM

But her vital organs will go on for ever and ever!!!!

by Anonymousreply 26August 12, 2022 4:42 PM

And R24 is correct.

Many posters have been cut and banned for life for declaring a death prematurely. All their posts are removed, too, and the advanced technology of the site here has prevented them from ever rejoining or posting again.

Unless it was about Tanya Roberts, Tony Dow or, in the earlier years of the DL, Samuel Clemens. Those were the mishaps of others.

by Anonymousreply 27August 12, 2022 4:45 PM

When it comes to transplants, I'll pass on the skin grafts and the liver.

by Anonymousreply 28August 12, 2022 4:45 PM

But she is dead.

by Anonymousreply 29August 12, 2022 4:48 PM

EDITOR! F & F this thread PRONTO!

by Anonymousreply 30August 12, 2022 4:49 PM

I resent comparing Anne Heche to my pussy.

She probably doesn't stink just yet.

by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2022 4:54 PM

Mmmmm.

Crackling!

by Anonymousreply 32August 12, 2022 4:55 PM

Engrish?

No, no Engrish, sorry!

by Anonymousreply 33August 12, 2022 5:04 PM

Anne Heche Is As Good As DEAD To Me!

by Anonymousreply 34August 12, 2022 5:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 35August 12, 2022 5:26 PM

OP is thirsty for WW votes!

by Anonymousreply 36August 12, 2022 5:36 PM

She's really dead

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by Anonymousreply 37August 12, 2022 6:17 PM

She put a drive-through where a drive-through ought to be.

by Anonymousreply 38August 12, 2022 6:20 PM

Anne He he is dead to me.

by Anonymousreply 39August 12, 2022 6:21 PM

The Ellen DeGeneres curse strikes again!

by Anonymousreply 40August 12, 2022 6:23 PM

Wikipedia has been updated.

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by Anonymousreply 41August 12, 2022 6:24 PM

TMZ just made it official.

by Anonymousreply 42August 12, 2022 6:33 PM

Hey! I'm not dead! Yet.

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by Anonymousreply 43August 12, 2022 8:20 PM

She is risen.

by Anonymousreply 44August 12, 2022 8:21 PM

R43 Not original, Anne.

by Anonymousreply 45August 13, 2022 2:02 AM

Is she totally dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 46August 13, 2022 4:27 PM

She's not only merely dead, she's really quite sincerely dead.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 13, 2022 7:03 PM
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