Charlie’s Angels “Angels on the Street”

So much acting talent in that photo OP!

Freddie, the pimp, wants to sample the goods before setting Kelly & Tiffany loose on the streets. Tiffany says he can’t have a freebie. She and Kelly will charge him 1k (each) for their services. Freddie doesn’t fork over two thousand dollars to fuck em. Instead he threatens them by growling “you two better be good”.

This country-looking bitch is Judy Harkins. She’s got multiple personalities. During the daytime she’s a homely music and dance instructor at her dad’s dance studio. She writes and tape records her own songs with inane lyrics that reference seeing inside of herself. Did I mention that she’s a total bitch to Charlie’s Angels?

This is a picture of two whores…. Sunny on the left AND Rose 🌹 (aka Judy Harkins) on the right.

Kinda boring..,,it needed Margo.

I just watched this episode. It’s hilarious. The Angels make no attempt to blend in undercover.

The country looking bitch hated the Angels because they wouldn’t stop asking her stupid questions (“ Did your boyfriend hit you? You’re too pretty to punch out.”) . She’s also a terrible lipsyncer and her doddering old father has no clue that his daughter is working the corner outside his school.

Freddie the pimp to Tiffany & Kelly:

I'll tell you what, you two pay off, like you say you can, and I won't slap your brains out for mouthing off. If you don't, you and me are going to tango. So you'd better not be lying.

Street whores dressed a lot better back then

Rose: [to Kelly and Tiffany about being fellow prostitutes] I just wonder how come you didn't tell me you were pros when we talked before. Kelly Garrett: Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?

Kelly Garrett: Okay, so what do we have? A woman beater we can't procecute, a victim we can't talk to, a hooker named Rose who doesn't like her, but thinks Tiff and I will do great on the street.

Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] That may be the best way to proceed, Kelly.

Tiffany Welles: You're not suggesting we 'go into business', as they say?

Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] It's exactly what I'm suggesting.

Tiffany Welles: He's not serious.

Kris Munroe: No, Charlie's right. You two better become street whores!

R6 were you impressed with Edward J Lasko’s songwriting skills with Judy Harkins song about seeing inside of herself??

My favorite scene is when they are all, Bosley included, discussing the case right out in the open in the diner, making absolutely no effort to remain undercover. WTF?

Lmfao!! 😝 r12!

Special Guest Appearance by Nick Gilder singing, "Hot Child In The City" in a nightclub.

That would have been an improvement over hearing that cunt sing about how she wishes she could see inside of me.

Kelly’s priceless dialogue as to why she won’t share whore secrets to another whore….

Does Macy’s tell Gimbel’s?

I love the diner scene when Bosley turns to Kelly and Tiff, gestures toward their outfits and says, 'I thought I ordered the chicken fingers, not the camel toe!' Cut to commercial.

I love the scene at the agency office where Tiffany does a subtle bump and grind walk to the couch.

And the scene at the music school where the supposedly sensitive and caring Kelly, Kris and Tiffany take a bet on the reason why Judy Harkins was beat up.

And the scenes of the Avery Schrieber look al like hosting a party.

R18 that subtle bump n grind walk is classic Tiff!

Kelly to Sunny (Nancy Fox): You look like you're about to jump out of your skin.

Besides the low rent, why would Judy's father open a music school on that block? Given that hookers are walking up and down that block during the daytime. I can't imagine many parents wanting to enroll their kids in a school located there. NO wonder Judy became Rose and had to turn tricks to keep the school afloat given her father's lack of practicality.

It's entirely possible the father opened the school before it became overrun with whores.

Judy looks like cousin Oliver from Brady Bunch.

R22 Judy Harkins says she and her father have run that shitty school for 2 years.

After Judy/Rose gets beat up by Freddy she lets out the famous Charlie’s Angels fake scream

I demand below the knee skirts on my tarts.

WALKING WHILE TRANS!!!

*sob*

Bad Girls!

Why don’t you like Judy Harkins?

She’s a snob,. she thinks she’s Miss Superior. She gives me a pain.

I liked this episode because it was filmed near where I worked in Culver City and its fun to see how that area looked like a complete shithole back then.

R30 we’re you ever a student at the Harkins Dance School? The only music you’ll be able to dance to is “If I Could See Inside of Me”.

If I could see inside of me what would the total be?

Rule #2

NEVER TALK BACK TO FREDDY

Tiffany: Listen, we’ve (Tiff & Kelly) always worked alone. No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles. 💉

Freddy: I wasn’t talking to you.

Tiffany: Well, I was talking to you!

Freddy: You both have got some mouth.

Kelly: We’re very good at what we do.

Freddy: (making his way to open his bedroom door) Let’s see how good you really are. This is my room.

Kelly: Are you ready to spend a thousand?

Freddy: A thousand?

Tiffany: That’s our price.

Freddy: Not for me.

Kelly: For everybody.

Freddy: I’ll tell you what… You two pay-off like you say you can. And I won’t slap your brains out for mouthing off. If you don’t, you and me are going to tango. So you better not be lyin’.

If I could see the sum of the I in me, the total total of the we. What would the total be?

I wish I was having lunch at Georgia’s. She’s nosy and would probably call my mom while I eating to tell her I was having a burger. 🍔

R12, such brilliance became increasingly common as the seasons went on, and this was Season 4. By Season 5 they were letting two-bit criminals get the best of them.

Tiffany: I can’t wait to show Freddy the $1,000 we made from not having sex with anybody!

Kelly: I know, right?! He’s so fucking stupid! Lol!!

I got this sleazy shit at K-Mart: what a fucking dump!

This is probably the trashiest episode of the whole show, except maybe next to Angels in Chains.

Imagine Sabrina in that outfit.

If Kate Jackson thought the scripts were bad when was on the show, I shudder to think what she would think of this one. It’s so lazily written and executed.

You can tell the producers gave up in season 4. There’s the Farrah Returns episode with Timothy Dalton, where Jill is supposedly meeting her Eurotrash friends at LAX, one of whom is being hounded by the paparazzi because of her Diamond. Except they’re not at LAX, they’re in the parking lot of a Lucky Supermarket (you can see the logo). And Timothy Dalton steals a necklace from some guest at a five star hotel, which is actually a Culver City Sheraton.

I liked when Tiffany tough talked the pimp. And twirling her purse while walking down the street with Kelly (who was sporting a major camel toe). This was one of the few episodes I liked her in.

“If I could take 2 cocks inside of me what would the total of it be if I took 3 in me”

I wonder why Georgia kept running that diner as she had the hots for Freddy and would have worked for him and be a better girl than bipolar Judy/Rose.

(Tiffany after 4 screwdrivers)

Listen, I’ve always turned tricks alone. No tips. No booze. No needles. No fun.

I like at the end where Tiffany strikes a fierce pose and shows some serious leg when she gets her gun out to shoot at the car Freddy is in to escape the Angels.

Shelley Hack did that every time she used the gun on the show r45. Someone needs to make a You Tube compilation of it.

Tiffany: Hey, bitch! Where’d you buy those hookerized, camel toe, hot pants from? K-Trash??

Kelly: Nope. Nolan sewed me up in em last night! I ain’t wearin’ panties so my pussy lips can be the star!

Tiffany: (twirling her red bag) Hot damn!!

Someone should do a Fanilow recut of this episode a la Zola.

Charlie's Angels parody at its most ridiculous. At that point everyone had given up. Jaclyn looked pissed.

Kelly and Tiffany reprised their hooker act on the shocking Love Boat episode where Captain Merrill Stubing replaced Freddy as their pimp.

"You bitches aren't leaving the Captain's Table without action lined up for the entire night!"

R47 = foreign fat frau

Strugglefest…

R51 get back inside your toilet.

Jaclyn Smith: You want me to wear those hot pink spandex pants sans panties on camera? Ok!

R52 made me laugh

I can watch back the first three seasons. After Kate Jackson leaves, the show really went downhill. The needed the "Smart Angel" to ground the show better. But episodes like this one are fun to watch just to ridicule.

The disgruntled Kate Jackson troll r55 couldn’t help herself.

LOL R55 I wouldn't make it through an entire episode.

R50, Expanding on your thought, how about a A Charlie's Angeles/ Love Boat/ Hawaii Five-O crossover? "You bitches aren't leaving Big Chicken's Table without action lined up for the entire night!"

Too bad Angels on the Street wasn't done season 5 for one of the Hawaii episodes. Tanya could have worn a bikini while streetwalking.

Sabrina ‘a idea of whorewear would have been slacks, a man tailored blouse, sandals and a sweater tied around the neck.

I never noticed back then, but the sets all look so cheap and artificial. That "diner" looks like something built for a high school play.

The interiors for that episode look like shit. Lots of $ spent on hair/makeup/clothes/stylists/actor salaries.

Cameltoe stylists don't come cheap R62!

PROSTITUTION WHORES!!!!

Camel toe wasn’t in the public lexicon as being a recognized thing in 1979

For such a prim and proper gal, Jacyn had some serious cameltoe going on.

R47 is hilarious!!!

Try going undercover as a go-go dancer, that's all *I* have to say.

Don't worry R60. Sabrina babe in a blue fringe pantsuit.

R89 that was the only sexy thing she ever wore on the show. She had to go under cover as a prostitute to wear it. Sad…

And those awful Fords that they all had to drive…

The Pinto was THE WORST

All of their cars were raggedy looking by the end of show. The Pinto is missing pieces of trim of the right side car in the final episode, Kelly’s Mustang has a rip in the seat that’s held together by electrical tape, and the Cobra is filthy with a broken front spoiler. The only one who got a new car was Bosley.

The show was still in the top 15 going into season 4, you’d think Ford would give them new cars for free publicity.

Someone as sophisticated as Shelley Hack’s portrayal of Tiffany Welles would have driven a Volvo not a fucking Pinto!!

Many a pearls were clutched the evening Angels on the Street first aired. I’ll bet the ABC switchboard was lit up like a Christmas tree.

Georgia: So where are you girls from?

Tiffany: suddenly in hooker mode) East

Georgia: New York?

I love Tiffany’s top. Hate her skirt.

I love Kelly’s pants. I hate her top.

Rule #2 Never talk back to Freddy

North.

Kelly: Does Macy’s tell Gimbel’s?

Nancy Fox played the dumb country hick football player in season 2 or 3 and played Sunny the street whore exactly the same way - a country hick street whore.

Tiffany: No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles.

What would have been interesting is if the Angels had found Jill working a corner… a stuttering, strung out mess.

Why didn’t they get Fawcett to do this?

[quote]r77 I love Tiffany’s top. Hate her skirt. I love Kelly’s pants. I hate her top.

Tiffany’s top is versatile. It does go with Kelly’s pants, but in violet.

Wow, R84 I can see into Jaclyn's uterus in that pic...

I remember reading about Jaclyn Smith’s interest in portraying Gene Tierney in a miniseries based on her autobiography. Talks broke down and we never heard about it again. Maybe she realized she would be out of her depth taking a challenging role like that.

[quote]r86 Maybe she realized she would be out of her depth

Well, not out of her VAGINAL depth. As those pants prove.

Here are the lyrics to that dumb fuck song Judy Harkins sings.

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ The sum of I and me ♪

♪ The total of the we ♪

♪ What would the total be? ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ In its entirety ♪

♪ The absolute of me ♪

♪ Would I be what I see? ♪

♪ It puzzles so ♪

♪ Where I and me will go ♪

♪ The puzzle seems to grow ♪

♪ I'm asking what ♪

♪ I must somehow know ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ The sum of I and me ♪

♪ The total of the we ♪

♪ What would the total be? ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

After Judy sings that inane song to her father one of the first things out of his mouth is “ I don't understand the words”.

Yeah, no shit. Nobody understands it. It’s Fucked up!

It's funny, they used a pic from that camel toe group photo shoot for the season 4 DVD cover, but photoshopped the camel toes out.

Freddie: You two wanna work my street, you're gonna have to learn the rules like the other girls…

Sunny (ugly ass Nancy Fox): Rule one. You tell Freddie everything. Where you been, who you worked for, if you ever been busted, if you're a user.

Freddie: Well, start talking.

Tiffany: We've got rules too.

Kelly: The first one is we don't spill our guts for the first dummy who snaps his fingers.

Georgia: Boy, you two really class-up the neighborhood.

Tiffany: Thanks.

Kelly: Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

Georgia: Where are you from, anyway?

Kelly: : East.

GEORGIA: East what?

Kelly: Just east.

Georgia: New York?

Tiffany: Right.

Georgia: What part?

Tiffany: North part.

Georgia: The Bronx?

Tiffany: Right.

Georgia: South side?

Tiffany: West side.

Georgia: You're not from New York.

Kelly: Right again.

Georgia: Closed-mouthed types?

Revised script compliments of the Now Voyager fake dialogue troll…

Georgia: Boy, you two really trash up the neighborhood.

Tiffany: (to Kelly) Wow. What a fuckin’ bitch!

Kelly: (to Tiffany) Like we care what some greasy waitress thinks. She probably suck cocks under the table for cash.

Georgia: Where are you bitches from, anyway?

Kelly: East.

Georgia: East what?

Tiffany: East Compton.

Georgia: New York?

Tiffany: Duh! Your brain must be fried to a crisp like that nasty-ass chicken you serve.

Georgia: You two ain’t from New York!

Kelly: Right again, Einstein!

Georgia: Closed-mouthed stuck up whores!

Georgia: Boy, you two really trash up the neighborhood.

Tiffany: Eat my pussy!

Kelly: Yeah! Suck our cunts for $1,000! Lol!

Georgia: Where are you whores from?

Kelly: B.F.E.

Georgia: B.F.E.?

Tiffany: Bum Fuck Egypt, you greasy thing!

Georgia: Two smart ass whores with camel toe issues.

Tiffany: You’ll think camel toe when I pull your beef curtains down half past your knees.

Kelly: Yeah, half past a monkey’s ass! Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA

R94 sounds like the guy who voiced the Jiz vids

I bet Kelly didn’t have Lume deodorant

[quote]r90 It's funny, they used a pic from that camel toe group photo shoot for the season 4 DVD cover, but photoshopped the camel toes out.

They also flipped the image, so now I’m on the far right. The last one you see.

Coincidence? Fuck them!

Cheryl Ladd sucks cocks for a dime!!

Their asses must have been mad sweaty in those pants.

[quote] All of their cars were raggedy looking by the end of show. The Pinto is missing pieces of trim of the right side car in the final episode, Kelly’s Mustang has a rip in the seat that’s held together by electrical tape, and the Cobra is filthy with a broken front

This is probably the closest the show ever came to demonstrating “continuity”.

I swear I could hear Shelley Hack mumble “piece of shit” after she got out of a tan version of the Pinto in an 1980 episode.

I wonder if anyone calls Ms. Hack “Shell.”

It’s a valid question.

What do you call those pink pants? We called them spandex pants and I never saw anyone wesr thrm in real life

Those camel toe togs we love so much could be made from a stretch satin, or some other fabric cut on the bias. Or not. Fabrics are complicated - there’s a million kinds of fibers and blends.

Clothes don’t always have to have spandex or Lycra in them to appear elastic. Sandy’s similar pants from GREASE were actually from the 1950s, made from sharkskin (a particular weave of fabric.) I don’t think they had elasticized clothing then.

Hmmm… I guess there was. One site states:

[quote] Early rubberized threads were sewn into sleeves and bodices as early as 1800. However, this was not widespread. The first elastics were not as strong as modern elastics and were unreliable. In 1820 the British inventor Thomas Hancock patented a more durable product used for gloves, suspenders, shoes, and stockings. But it was not until 1900 that the type of elastic we know today came into full use.

Dialogue revised by DL's beloved North troll:

Georgia: Boy, you two really class-up the neighborhood.

Tiffany: Thanks.

Kelly: Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

Georgia: Where are you from, anyway?

Kelly: : North.

GEORGIA: North what?

Kelly: Just North.

Georgia: New York?

Tiffany: North.

Georgia: What part?

Tiffany: North part.

Georgia: The Bronx?

Tiffany: North.

Georgia: South side of North?

Tiffany: North side.

Kate was the only Angel who could pull off the Angels ever going undercover because she's the only one who had any training; she went to the American Academy of Dramatic Acts.

All the others were just pretty faces.

Jaclyn is the most beautiful woman I think I've ever seen. Cheryl did the impossible -- making CA better when she replaced Farrah Fawcett-Majors. I am a HUGE Kate fan but I actually liked what Shelley Hack brought to the table. Sophisticated and down-to-earth; not an easy combination to achieve.

I would have believed Julie/Tanya as an ex-cop more than any other Angel; why they made her a model is beyond me. John Forsythe must have been, Oh, new copy! for that third season opening. She never really got off the ground. Her appearance on Carson made her look almost disinterested in being an Angel.

I never got Farrah. Her returns were lackluster. She barely acknowledged Tiffany was in the room. Charlie's Angels producers never really tried to make the show interesting or tracked much. Kelly mentioned a niece once and she's an orphan. Why did we never meet Tiffany's dad who knew Charlie? Who were Kelly's parents? Did Kris and Jill have a brother? I wish we could have seen Sabrina come back after having her baby.

It would have been cool if Spelling had incorporated some of the Angels characters into Dynasty.

Morgan Hess not available? Alexis could hire an Angel. Alexis: "Miss Welles, I didn't hire you to investigate my ex-husband -- I hired you to sleep with him!"

[quote]r107 I never got Farrah. Her returns were lackluster.

Those appearances were so disappointing. The bloom was off and she gave NOTHING.

[quote] I wish we could have seen Sabrina come back after having her baby.

The very productive Sabrina probably had quintuplets, so her hands were full.

The good ole days when things were so simple.

Yeah like prostitution rings, pimp on prostitute violence, multiple personality disorder, drug use.

Farrah didn't want to come back but had to because she lost the lawsuit they filed against her. She did not want to be there, at all. Things were even tense between her, Kate and Jaclyn and they had been close during season 1. Eventually they befriend her again though. Cheryl Ladd didn't seem to want to bad mouth her, but said Farrah wasn't very warm towards her.

Yeah yeah yeah we’ve heard that shit for over 40 years now, r111. That is not the focus of this specific CA thread.

Pretty women...walking down the street...pretty women...

R94, that was as funny as the pandemic. Remeber the pandemic? And how funny it was?

R94 is hilarious 😆 😂

You greasy thing!

Pimps are beating up young music teachers?

Seems like a waste of their time, but ok.

Has Irishman Ron O’Neal weighed in?

R71- Kate and Doug Lawrence drove CRAPPY Fords on Family.

R90- They all have that Olivia Newton John as Sandy - after she turned into a WHORE - in Grease look.

R120 well it was a pop culture phenomenon around the same time

I would never wear such whorish garb as those stretch pants.

Sheena is not an upscale name.

Nor is Tanya.

Neither is TIFFANY

I would like r94 to reimagine the dialogue from Angel on the Line. Im guessing Margo said some nasty shit.

R94 had me rollin

[quote]r123 Sheena is not an upscale name

[quote]r125 Neither is TIFFANY

How about you kindly [italic]eat shit?

W&W, r128!

Tiffany: Eat my pussy!

Kelly: Yeah! Suck our cunts for $1,000! Lol!

That busboy at r128 is MARYing all over the place at the GLAMOUR of it all!

Tiffany: Fuck you, ya fucking fuck!

Kelly:Yeah! What that skank said! I bet you don't wash down there!

Old Lady: I just asked for directions.

R132 I like off the cuff stuff like that.

Tiffany: I can’t wait to show Freddy the $1,000 we made from not having sex with anybody!

Kelly: I know, right?! He’s so fucking stupid! Lol!!

Shelly’s tiny waste ( not compliment ) matched her tiny hips . No sexy figure Jacqueline has a well proportioned slight curvy body that is off the hook attractive

Where in the hell was Sally Storm for this episode? Get her ass back on that bus that took her back to small town nowhere u.s.a. and get her back to hooker lane asap!..

There was Donna Summer’s “Bad Girls” being played from a boombox during the scene of Tiffany and Kelly twirling their purses in the air, street walking.

Isn’t Jaclyn Smith a Republican whore? Like Cheryl Ladd?

I have no fucking idea. I’m not obsessed with polit.

Politics

Jaclyn’s husband is a Republican - he ran as one for some elected office, can’t remember which. He lost.

If Jaclyn is a Republican, she’s Ford/Bush/Romney type of Republican.

She’s too ladylike to support Trump.

Cheryl Ladd is another story.

Shelley Hack is democrat

Surely Hack looks like she has a fourteen inch waist.

Good Lord, somebody give that woman a bag of M&M's with peanuts.

Georgia: Boy, you two really trash up the neighborhood.

Tiffany: Eat my pussy!

Kelly: Yeah! Suck our cunts for $1,000! Lol!

Georgia: Where are you whores from?

Kelly: B.F.E.

Georgia: B.F.E.?

Tiffany: Bum Fuck Egypt, you greasy thing!

Georgia: Two smart ass whores with camel toe issues.

Tiffany: You’ll think camel toe when I pull your beef curtains down half past your knees.

Kelly: Yeah, half past a monkey’s ass! Lol

—Now Voyager fake dialogue troll

No Booze

No Coffee

No Coke Zero

No Crystal Light

What do they see when I start to pee and there is a bee buzzing by me do they want to flee?

Those are some awfully clean, glam looking streetwalkers. The reality is skinny chicks with flip flops covered in meth sores.

R148 that’s why they charge $1,000 each!

This thread is so fucking enjoyable!!

R146 I give my stamp of fake approval to that!! 😆 😆

Original Tiffany quote: No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles. 💉

R146 fake quote:

No Booze

No Coffee

No Coke Zero

No Crystal Light 🤣 😝 😆

Psssst…

Rose 🌹 is really Judy Harkins.

Georgia: Where are you whores from?

Kelly: B.F.E.

Georgia: B.F.E.?

Tiffany: Bum Fuck Egypt, you greasy thing!

I love that the marker for being streetwalkers in the OP's photo was just wearing bright colors made of shiny fabric.

I also love Tiffany's elaborate hairdo.

[quote] The reality is skinny chicks with flip flops covered in meth sores.

Was meth a big thing in the late 1970s? I don't remember it being that big until later.

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ The sum of I and me ♪

♪ The total of the we ♪

♪ What would the total be? ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ In its entirety ♪

♪ The absolute of me ♪

♪ Would I be what I see? ♪

♪ It puzzles so ♪

♪ Where I and me will go ♪

♪ The puzzle seems to grow ♪

♪ I'm asking what ♪

♪ I must somehow know ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ The sum of I and me ♪

♪ The total of the we ♪

♪ What would the total be? ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ If I could see ♪

Sunny: Rule one. You tell Freddy everything. Where you been, who you worked for, if you ever been busted, if you're a user.

Freddy: Well, start talking.

Tiffany: We've got rules too.

Kelly: The first one is we don't spill our guts for the first dummy who snaps his fingers.

Tiffany: No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles. 💉

I’m suddenly all juiced up to rewatch this thoroughly engaging episode of CA. Cue “Bad Girls” by Donna Summer. Toot toot ah beep beep.

R155 in 1979-1980 it was likely heroin and coke. Maybe some crack.

I remember a random line Jaclyn Smith said in one episode: "Listen Sweetums, you better enjoy it- you better lap it up like cream- cause it's not gonna last". It sounded laughable and totally non-threatening coming from our favorite Kmart mannequin.

R161 I love that. I love you.❤️

Judy Harkins looks strikingly like Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch all grown up, after transitioning.

R161 that, my friend, is one hell of a line. Lol

I hate Nancy Fox.

Rule 2: Never talk back to Freddy.

I just enrolled at Harkins music conservatory.

I’m placing a to-go order at Georgia’s hot dogs and hamburgers in a few. What do you want?

I’m ordering one of Georgia’s famous Grease burgers. She is trying to capitalize off of the recent hit movie Grease by naming it that.

I tell you what... do not eat at Georgia's! gave me the trots.

This is Sunny - whore

This is Rose aka Judy Harkin - whore / music teacher

Kelly and Tiffany telling pimp, Freddy, they work as a team and charge $1,000 a pop. One of the best lines was delivered by Tiffany “No ties, no busts, no booze, no needles”.

I called her pussy "Bootsie Gumdrop."

Because it was sticky and smelled like a diabetic foot.

Talkin’ shop

Kelly is not loose-lipped, at least her mouth isn’t. She mumbles the line “Does Macy’s tell Gimbels” in response as to why she isn’t revealing prostitution secrets with rival Rose 🌹

^^^^

R84 That's an unfortunate photo. All that photoshopping the camel toe from the photo for the DVD cover is making it look like Jaclyn is tucking, not sure which is worse.

^meant R90s photo

[Quote] No Booze

No Coffee

No Coke Zero

No Crystal Light

That is Tiffany Welles speak if I ever hear it.

I would love to dress up and hit the streets of my town.

I wanted to bump this thing again because it’s the first day of the month of August.

Shits n grins.

Nasty WHORES!

I don't let my daughter watch this TRASH!

[Quote] If I could see the sum of the I in me, the total total of the we. What would the total be

WTF? Judy Harkins was the world’s worst songwriter.

I’m singing if I could see

If I could reach my hand inside of me what would the total sum of my fingers be.