What do you think it is like at Mar-a-lago right now?

No one’s there at this time of year, just a skeleton staff.

And after the FBI is done with them, a few actual skeletons.

MSN has an article saying, it’s most likely one of Trumps kids or Jared who told the FBI where to look for the items.

They’re in a panic because I’m sure his lawyers are telling him that, while they can object to unsealing it, it’s unlikely it will sway the judge.

The gift shop is completely out of Tums and Rolaids...

A lot of toilets are flushing and the sewers are in danger of backing up

A lot of rich white GOP assholes are realizing they're getting fucked over by tRump too

And now he has threatened a FBI agent's children and a judge and that is just what we are aware of. What has that SOB done to make him that desperate?

Adrienne Lawrence on “The Damage Report” thought it’s Secret Service.

R7- I do too now. The FBI and Garland have very damaging evidence of a serious crime ( treason?) on Trump for him to be threatening judges and FBI agents and their family. Even the NY Mafia knew better than to cross that line. He has not only enraged them he has shown them what a danger he is to them. That they did nothing about him until now inexcusable, but at least now the people who are suppose to protect society are finally doing it. It took six long dangerous years. Yes, I am bitter.

another giant nothingburger.

Trump's trying to get out of running for POTUS without looking like a 'loser' because he knows he will lose bigly. He'll get indicted, get fined, do some community service... and say, "I tried to be your favorite two-term President but the crooked, disgraceful Democrats wouldn't let me!".

I would like to taste the delicious tears of the troll @R9.

How long before they exhume Ivana to check that casket for documents? Why else bury it on his back yard without ceremony?

Allegedly, Trump is losing his shit on Truth Social. I'm not going to wade into that toxic sewer but if someone has a troll account there, could they, please, report back?

Maybe she’s not even in there…they chucked her in the East River and filled the box with evidence.

R13- If I had an account I would . It would give me such happiness to see him flopping around in a helpless panic.

↑ Ivanka was cremated...who buries a cremated body?

FYI, the Mari-a-Largo gift shop is also out of Depends!

^ That should be Mar-a-Lardo (let's tell the truth for a change)

[quote] Ivanka was cremated...who buries a cremated body?

Ivanka is still alive, I think you mean Ivana

R19- Meh, she is dead inside.

All circuits are busy as the residents frantically call their attorneys, their children, and the Fox News switchboard...

between trips to the crapper

Most noticeably? There is KETCHUP all over EVERYTHING!

Rich old white women screaming at their Hispanic maids

a lot of crying in the fetal position...

Sort of like the Führerbunker at the Reich Chancellery in Berlin

[quote]Ivanka is still alive, I think you mean Ivana

Ivanka's basically a big empty cavity too...but you're right, she hasn't been buried on the gold course...yet

Lindsey is draped over Trumps getaway luggage in a drunken, sobbing heap, begging him to not to leave her behind!

Nothing burger,EH?

Jr. is on his knees desperately and hopelessly trying to hover up any coke that accidentally spilled on the floor

[quote] ↑ Ivanka was cremated...who buries a cremated body?

A tax cheat does, there are no tax breaks for urns on the fireplace mantel.

R26 he was holding on to them to sell to Russia. I wonder if he has already. Or bargaining.

Trump is Putin's bitch.

Law enforcement really need to declare these MAGAt nut bags for what they really are -

DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!

They need to look into Jared’s $2 billion deal with Saudi Arabia. What did Jared have or give to them that was worth that much money? I hope they get 9/11’d by the Saudis if they uncover their secret plot.

Biden needs to apply the Patriots Act on the Maggots if they keep threatening domestic terrorism and lock them up

Also, Jared was given clearance to ALL classified information because he was Dump’s “Special Advisor”. Just face it, when we put a known criminal in the White House, the American people will get screwed.

Every Costco, Walmart, and Sam's Club within a 100 mile radius is sold out of XXXXXL adult diapers! Hope Hicks is frantically trying to figure out how to use Amazon Prime to get them delivered ASAP!!!

Tee Hee!🤣

Couldn't we at least get a live video feed of the lobby at Maga-Lardo through the weekend? I want to see what's going on in there, ESPECIALLY if it's just gloomy, deserted Deadsville, tumbleweeds rolling by. I bet Donny-Shitler hasn't even returned there. Wherever he is, I'd like live audio from outside of his closed bathroom door this weekend, continual screaming and sobbing, and uninterrupted toilet flushing. Scream, Donny, SCREAM!!!!! Your scam is crumbling to dust and grease.

"Skeleton crew" now....bones are rattling...

Don't look at me, I didn't call the FBI.

All the household staff are hiding and keeping away from public areas in the house

The GOP are huddled with their newly hired criminal attorneys.

They're all on Expedia checking the prices of one way tickets to Brazil. Or Hungary.

^Check. I kept hoping that darling Garland would send his men on to Bedminster, yesterday or today, just to complete "the surprise."

I bet Dump's newest attorney, OAN babe Christina Bobb, is busy taking over Hope Hicks' shift on diaper, ketchup, and blow job patrol!

Where did they find that attorney? Through Keystone Kops?

Snitch looking very pleased with himself over telling the FBI where the secrets were hidden.

[quote] Where did they find that attorney?

She attended law school at Trump University.

Melania’s eyes have long since glazed over but every now and then she nods and says, “Yes. Fuck them.. They are cocksuckers. Yes, dear. Eat your cheeseburger.”

Just saw a clip of Laura Ingraham, of all people, interviewing Christina Bobb last evening. Bobb was terrible and even Laura had no patience for her.

Laura asked if she could say definitely that there were no nuclear-related docs and Bobb said she was pretty sure not, and Ingraham actually pressed and Bobb said something similar, at which point Ingraham was almost laughing in her face, asking if she’d actually met her client.

So Mango Mussolini found his current lawyer on OAN? What a sterling qualification.

This should be amusing.

^It's indicative of the support he has. He's got NOTHING but the stupidest mouth-breathers for supporters. No attorney will trust him to pay a bill, he's used up his credit in that regard. Think what any lender is going to say, at this point, when he's desperate to renegotiate some of those promissory note debts that are coming due soon. Hasta manana Donny-Boy, they're not giving you a dime.

Kimberly Guilfoyle is frantically stuffing the classified documents the FBI didn't find in her pussy.

With room to spare.

Christina Bobb makes Krazy Kraken Kunt Sidney Powell look like a genius.

Do you think they might have a tee-time available for early tomorrow morning?

I'd say everyone except for him is tiptoeing. He's maniacally screaming and throwing things. Half the shit he says doesn't make sense; he's rambling.

Maybe he'll have a stroke.

Jill Biden should smash a bottle against the building recommissioning the property Impetigo.

trump has to scrape the bottom of the barrel for lawyers. It's down to the crumbs.

I imagine it's much like the last two minutes of this.

Donnie Shitler is dazedly wandering from one darkened room in the palace to another, wearing his smelly velour, ketchup-stained bathrobe, blankly just staring out of the black windows into the night, and distractedly intoning to himself Elvis Presley's great hit, "We're caught in a trap!..."