Male standup comedians and physical attractiveness

My best Dry Bar discovery is Cuban-American comedian Jose Sarduy. He attended the Air Force Academy and spent 27 years in the Air Force reserves as a cargo pilot.

I recently went on a (straight) cruise and he was aboard doing shows, so I got to see him up close and talk to him a bit. He is hawt! He hit the gym at 6 AM every morning of the cruise and has an amazing body with a sculpted chest, well-defined arms, and a high-and-tight butt. The bulge looked great, but I can't say from experience just how much he is packing. Sadly, he is straight.

He's funny, too.

[quote] I can’t help but notice is how handsome / sexy most of the male standup comedians are.

OP, you need to name names or post links if you want us to reply.

My ultimate fantasy is to be spit-roasted by comedians Eric Neumann and Mark Normand. They're both straight, though.

:: sigh pathétique ::

Most male comedians are drug addicts or incels or both.

[quote] the Dry Bar channel

I don't know what that is, OP, so I googled and found this strange link.

I don't know how these two young men will survive because all the standup comedians I've ever seen rely on an obnoxious egomaniac on stage uttering witless lines, lots of foul language, and an audience of drunkards.

I don’t know about your venue, but there are a number of ones on TikTok and one of my favorites is Lucas Zelnick who’s this super privileged UES wealthy guy who went to Stanford and looks like an aryan athlete, but is really a Jew and likes to fuck around with those expectations and preconceived ideas in his standup.

And this is Lucas’ Daddy, and I don’t mean sugar daddy his actual daddy.

[quote] but is really a Jew

So is R3.

r5 They still have a lot of hilarious comedians, though.

Jeff Allen, for example...

[Quote]Sadly, he is straight.

Well, give him another beer.

Andrew Santino of the Bad Friends podcast is a hottie. He’s straight but has a healthy and open attitude towards gays and our Issues.

The only male stand-up I can think of that is objectively attractive is Joel Dommett.

R11 Andrew Santino presented hole on his podcast YouTube. Sadly it was pixelated but i imagine it was pink with coppery hairs like on his head

@ R11

Anthony Jeselnik and Michael Kosta are cute, I guess. That's about all the attractive male comedians I can think of.

Cute is always in the eye of the beholder. I have the hots for comedian Sam Morril. Another straight guy that exudes sex and is cool with gays. I'd drop to my knees in a heartbeat.

Dane Cook was cute and unfunny.

He doesn’t look like an JOSE

Agree with the above mention of Anthony Jeselnik and Michael Kosta being attractive.

But THE guy for me is Drew Michael.

Lachlan Patterson

I find this guy very attractive, especially when he has some facial hair. He always seems flirty with the hot male audience members as he does here, but says he’s not gay.

I want to fuck Joe Lycett s womanly ass

R31 He's mocking the paying audience.

"He doesn’t look like an JOSE"

You're stealing his act, R18!

I like Joe Lycett's humor, R22, but he has a disgusting mouth. I shudder every time the camera zooms in.