Luke Evans: Love me, love my crispy bacon skin! 🥓

There's so many threads on Luke, why start another one?

Omg

Yeah he needs to look after himself better, he's a good looking man but he's going to age rapidly with the amount of sun damage he's getting.

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

Who?

Fine Corinthian leather.

Slippery when wet? Can he even get wet? Seems like water would just dissipate.

Does he even work anymore

Why bother?

Did anyone finish watching the cult show he made with Nicole Kidman? I made it to the part where Michael Shannon murders a goat.

Keep watching; there's more to that.

Big dick > skin quality

R10 I barely made it to the end & was profoundly disappointed. By some miracle, it’s getting a season 2.

Is he trying to kill himself ? I don't understand. He looks one step away from Anne-on-the-stretcher

My fathers' neck looks like that, but he's 80!

I've never seen anyone vacation so much before, and he just won't shut up about it.

He used to remind me of Laurence Harvey, but now, he does indeed look like fried bacon.

OP, that insta photo shows an old link chain necklace. Luke says how 'Lush' the jewellery line is!! Boring as bat sh*t in that photo.

there's something refreshing, even nostalgic, about seeing someone be such an unashamed sun-enjoyer, we are all so neurotic about the sun these days, we forget to live our lives

R19 Yes, SO refreshing!

ok ok, perhaps there's a happy medium

He looks like my lez grandmother's girlfriend Christina. That breton bulldyke was forced to live in Nice , near my grandfather's estate, and her skin was exactly like that. These people should NEVER go in the sun.

Does he even have an acting career at this point , what was he in recently ? If I were a casting director, I wouldn't give a job to someone who so obviously doesn't care about work at all. The lord of the ring franchise must pay very well, Lee Pace has a sprawlinng estate God knows where, this one is endlessly parading his speedos and his sunburns...Surely he could score a lead part on Broaday or the westend. Beware Luky, a career is very short, but a life is very long.

interesting comment I found from under r20's linked video:

[quote] She's using Effudex and her skin has the normal reaction you would see from this treatment. On a scale of 1 to 10, this girl hardly rates a 1. The reason she looks so bad is because of the treatment she's using and her after appearance doesn't show a person with a big skin cancer problem. My dad lost both his ears, his nose, pituitary gland, both lips, eyelids unable to shut, tear ducts seared close, a chunk out of the right side of his skull and any part of his body not afflicted with sun cancer, was used to skin graft the many operations he had. A golf ball sized squamous carcinoma he didn't even seek treatment for, not long before he died. Banning tanning beds is ridiculous because, the Sun is still there and can't be banned. People need to take responsibility for themselves and listen to all the warnings that weren't there when my dad was younger. It's a sad thing to watch your father sleeping with his eyes open and weeping because his tear ducts weren't functioning,

another:

[quote]What skin cancer did she have? Basal, squamous or melanoma. Looks like she was treating her face with flourouricil for pre cancers such as actinic keratosis which is not dangerous (which is a warning for potential skin cancer). This treatment makes your skin look like this in 2 weeks. Skin heels quickly after and goes back to normal. If this was truly skin cancer she would have had moh's surgey which is cutting sections of her skin out which i don't see signs of in her photos.

Get a room guys

I see Fran Tomas is into leather.

"Luke Evans romances with a boy in Ibiza" lol

[quote] "Luke Evans romances with a boy in Ibiza"

That's no boy.

Been there, done that.

R28 I don't know what language was that, but I've clicked the shit out of every pop up question because they were blocking the pictures, so I guess I've now payed for a lifetime subscription to whatever website it is, + a monthly allowance to Zelenski

Was Luke pregnant when he was with that Turpin whore ? when did he abort ?

R19, you took the words from my heart and soul. The 🌞 is linked to euphoria. If I were a rich middle aged white man I wouldn't give 2 fucks. I'd apply my sunscreen and soak it up.

He so sexy, alpha, and masculine. I want him to be my daddy.

I love a deep tan contrasted with an alabaster ass.

Who is that at R35?

OP, who is obsessed with Luke Evans' allegedly overly tanned skin, is one of the odder DL trolls

He is definitely not relationship material. Seems like a total whore.

R36, that would be your average Aussie surf lifesaver. Dime a dozen on every beach.

Luke Evans Rocks Purple Speedo As He Gets Cozy With New Boyfriend On Ibiza Beach: Photos Luke has been vacationing with his beau of one year for a few days. See a picture of the adorable couple in Ibiza here!

He, Gavin Newsom, and Charlie Crist would make a crispy throuple.

R40 Fat bottom alert !

I hate his gold chain. He’s way too elderly to get away with that look.

His hips are so wide and low, he's weirdly shaped, and the bf has a better body, but the jaw is to near the nose, the lower part of the face is too small and squashed, you can see 20 years down the road an ugly eldergay

He looks ROUFF @R40. is he in his late 50s ? I don't think so

You're only too elderly if you have that gross wirey white chest hair.

Face as brown and wrinkly as a used up asshole

What would you rather have, tanned skin or small dick with no money?

The only acting job he could possibly get with that weathered visage is the talking tree in LOTR.

Why is he in Madrid?

He was in Ma with Octavia Spencer looking like a fkin stud. It's a pretty solid campy horror flick. Octavia sells it well.

He have a home in Madrid

49 if you got problem with Luke skin you need to go feed the migrants