Dane Cook Parties With Teen Girls

Yeah, that tracks.

He got engaged because he knew this story was coming out? Was he worried it would hurt his "career"?

These 'game nights' were certainly involved a weird group of people. And of course, lots of teen girls, some as young as 14.

That group photo looks like a KKK convention.

Ugh. What in the fuck.

Why does the entertainment industry have to operate this way with Bryan Singers and Dane Cooks and other men who fuck children? I don't understand it. The whole industry protects them, just like Barbara Walters did.

WHY do people work to protect this within entertainment? I can't understand it.

How very Henderson of him.

That’s gross. There’s def something creepy going on with that game night. After 20 I was not hanging out with teenagers unless they were family.

Who?

Who doesn't love teen pussy?

^ you forgot to sign your post, Jered Leto.

Just went and did a quick background check on the author of this article. As I suspected, a young, attractive white lady. Which of course means she's headed towards being a bitter old frau.

Not that I'm crazy about Dane Cook at age 50 marrying a girl twenty-seven years younger than him...trying to subtly paint a narrative that he's a predator or was grooming her is bogus too. A lot of women have a problem with this much of an age gap, and of course journalists in today's world feel it's their job to save it, so she's trying to tear down this man by insinuating something perverse.

If Dane has been dating this one girl for five years, obviously this isn't just a situation where he's seeking out younger girls because that's his type. Crazy that I have to defend straight love, but at the end of the day, he met a girl, fell in love, and proposed. Isn't that what straight people do?

R11 "Just went and did"

That made me laugh

R12 Haha. My Country roots are showing. Hate it when that happens ;)

You know what, good for him. It's literally hot wired into men's brains to want the youngest and hottest partners, so he's made it. He did what he was biologically intended to do. And her brain is wired to go for a man with skills and resources that will provide for her brood. So many of my female friends (twenty somethings) do not give a shit about looks, age, or physical fitness. They care about career, social status, money etc.

He’s gotta be as dull as a butter knife.

Imagine how shallow and dumb one has to be, to prefer the company of teens, than that of women closer to his own age

I'm an active fit and trim 58 and prefer the company of 30yo and younger, high school and college age is fine, they're the only ones I have anything in common with, guys around my age complain too much, the younger guys are more open minded and accepting of me, movies, swimming, hanging out at the park, eating out, I am way more compatible with guys 30 and younger, that's just the way it is, and they're not complaining...

You're almost 60 and the only people you have things in common with are teenagers?

Is this like the DL cliche - "I'm 58 but look 20!"

He's fucking gross. Did they bond over acne medicine?

R16=Perv Alert!

He is very popular n Tiktok. Creepy also.

Popular on TikTok? That’s probably where he and his crew get the girls from.

these days this scenario is called grooming. hosting "game nights" to select a mate or a date? This is pathetic.

r4 you've been to a lot of them, have you?

17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "Wow, who's throwing this party?"

OTHER 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "Dane Cook."

17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "WHO?!"

OTHER 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "We were told he was sort kind of comedy star for millennials."

17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "He was? Then which one is he?"

OTHER 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "I think he's one of the fat guys with white stubble over by the pool. Anyway, we're each getting a couple hundred dollars for being here, so smile and look happy!"

He’s had to disable comments on his social media accounts.

Watch the shitty Jezebel and buzzfeed article to start pouring in.

He’s a pedo with pockmarks. He met her aged 12! Her father introduced them. He basically trafficked his own child to this has been frat boy “comedian”. He should be jailed not being celebrated for being engaged to a child.

[quote] He’s a pedo with pockmarks.

Equal crimes in the eyes of Dataloungers!

that is what happened with rkelly, r26. the truth is worse than anything we hear in court.

Heteros = sick groomers

He must have a very small dick.

Who has been thinking about Dane Cook recently? He had no reason to resurface from obscurity and expose this relationship to scrutiny. He is proud of his catch and wants everyone to see his prized possession/acquisition. Now, people are connecting the dots and the shit looks grim.

What’s interesting is that that whack job who jumped off a bridge in Arizona or New Mexico, Isaac Kappy, is in one of those photos posted upthread.

He’s the psycho who was accusing Tom Hanks and Seth Greene, of being pedos.

Seth Greene is also in that photo, as is Dane Cook.

What most people don’t realize about Kappy, is that his girlfriend who dumped him before he went nuts on the internet, was barely out of high school herself, and he was in his late 30s or early 40s.

I’m not going to name her because she was actually a very nice girl. How she ended up with dirtbag Kappy, is beyond me. She looked like a senior in high school.

There’s nothing unusual about grown men being attracted to teen girls or younger women. It’s the nature of the biological beast, so that part I understand.

However, if you can only relate to teens or early 20s, etc., and you’re over 50, there’s something wrong going on that is beyond just being physically attracted to youth.

It reflects on stunted emotional maturity. It shows a need to have control and the upper hand, if even covertly or passively. It shines a light on a person who is profoundly non self assured, with an insecurity that cannot be overcome or even recognized. And mostly, it shows someone who either is deeply afraid of getting hurt, and incapable of being seen as who they truly are by an equal who refuses to be manipulated.

Say whatever the fuck you want about frauen or whatever. I don’t care. Screwing young pussy is WAY different than having a serious relationship with an equal. And of course, women who have their shit together won’t put up with too much shit from these emotionally stunted seniors, anyhow, which is why they end up with teenagers.

They know what’s up, and they know that their chances are better with teenagers than with well developed, well formed, emotionally mature adults.

I have a lot of respect and admiration for a lot of our youth today, but I’d rather fuck the hell out of my vibrator than to EVER even consider dating one of them. I’d rather get a root canal.

I don’t know how these guys do it.

She’ll dump him in 2-5. A sure bet, because that’s how it goes in these situations. She’ll look for a younger come up, and that’s the end of this epic love story, and Cook can go back to hosting his game nights again.

Fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

[quote] Now, people are connecting the dots and the shit looks grim.

Block that metaphor!

Look at those guys. Slubs with bad skin hanging with teenage girls.

And they’re tedious, R34.

They hang out making “bro” jokes and compete for the attention of these teeny boppers, as the day progresses into sunset, while smoking copious amounts of weed, and get schlossed on the sauce.

It’s fun to hang out with these guys when you’re really young, inexperienced, and are craving male attention as a form of validation, but the fun only lasts so long and goes so far.

Eventually, little girls grow up & if they’re bright with any sense of self awareness, they get bored AF with the whole scene and want MORE.

More of what exactly, may vary, but the first thing they do as the restlessness ensures, is project it all on the older dude they’re with, and they form a narrative against the guy, in order to get the fuck out.

I’ve witnessed this a dozen times, and I hate to admit that I did this myself.

He was 40. He was rich. He was handsome. He had everything to offer me and he wanted to control me.

The minute he proposed I ran, because deep down inside I knew we’d be miserable together in a short amount of time.

I did love him, but not enough to spend the rest of my life with him.

He married almost immediately after I took off, and made her miserable just exactly how I thought he’d make me miserable. I ran into her years later at a barbecue. She couldn’t leave him because they had to kids and she didn’t work. She had aged considerably, and we were the same age and shared the same birthday., but somehow, I looked much younger than her. Her eyes were sad. She was sad. I have her a hug and never saw her again.

I would have been set for life had I married him. But I would have been sad for life, too.

I’m glad I knew then what I still know now.

That is all.

Please excuse my typos. Oh, and good night!

It's life

Sure Jan @ R35. Meanwhile, she doesn't have to work a day in her life and you'r stuck working a dead end job in a cube farm. Aged out with no partner, no kids....lonely and miserable. And, no....you don't look better than her (LOL - the delusion is strong). She's got all the $$$ she needs to keep things tight.

R38, no she didn’t.

She got treated like shit by a maniac who micro managed her life 24/7.

But if you consider being told what to do, controlled and being watched like a hawk about spending money, or having to ask for cash every single time you or your kids need or want something, while some asshole bitches about you and the kids needing something or wanting something, then OK. Sure Jan, right back at you.

Has it ever occurred to these rich, creepy men, that some women actually like working? Why do rich men believe that they’re the answer to every young women’s dream?

So gross that people think that being financially supported by a man is the ultimate achievement for a woman. That’s where the delusion is strong, and that’s one of the primary reasons these marriages rarely ever work.

My ex is a controlling jerk who cannot hear the word ,”Mo”, too often, without becoming irate and uncomfortable.

As long as you never disagree with Daddy, everything is always gonna be OK.

What a joyful life that is. Especially for actual gold diggers who can successfully fake it ‘til they make it.

Straight, old men truly are some of the dumbest people out there.

She probably can’t use the bathroom without getting Dane’s permission.

Ivana Trump achieved the American dream after conniving her way out of a communist country, she had three kids, a half dozen grandchildren and still died alone. Worse of all, her ex-husband had so much contempt for the mother of his eldest children, he had her buried in a golf field in New Jersey.

Don't for one second think marrying well and defecating children out for your rich husband will be your security that you won't die alone and miserable.

[quote]The whole industry protects them, just like Barbara Walters did.

I've always hated this cunt. Always. People always treated her like she was some pioneer, but she couldn't have been a more selfish bitch. She wasn't the type to help other women. It was always about her alone succeeding. She couldn't have care less about abuse in the industry as long as she got her interviews.

cared*

Yes, because that's the norm, R41. . You're sound like an idiot......who will "die alone".

My partner’s ex coworker (late 40’s) was friends with him about 10 years ago. They would meet in Vegas to ‘party’. He was a nasty (admittedly good looking and wealthy) cokehead, and only dated much younger women. It makes me wonder if there was some sort of trafficking situation involved. He was also friends with Tommy Lee.

14-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "He's so cute and SO funny!! He's a comedian!"

NOW-19-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "He's a rich comedian and he loves me!"

NOW-24-YEAR-OLD WIFE: "The piece of shit was NEVER funny, he was NEVER hot, and HE IS FUCKING CHILDREN! I WANT A DIVORCE AND I WANT HALF OF EVERYTHING! THIS PERVERT SHOULD BE IN JAIL!"

I love dating teenagers. Go Dane!

WTF is a 'game night',' and why, if it's a common thing, are quotation marks used? Is it a night where people gather to watch some televised sports game? Or the Christian Science Monitor definition of a potluck dinner(!) where the invitees play games as entertainment (visions of cigar smoke and Oscar Madison/Felix Unger night of card playing with the boys.)

And in either case, who lets their 17-year-old daughter go to 'games night' at a famous comedian's house?

[quote]First, a “game night” is actually just a potluck dinner or dinner party with games as the entertainment. Keep that in mind as you plan this. The key is social interaction, as it would be with any dinner party with friends

everyone in the pic is a dork who thinks he is really fucking cool.

Truly, R49, but then it is an event hosted by Dane Cook.

R45 here. I just googled the guy who used to party with Dane Cook, because I was wondering what he was up to now. He was recently charged with domestic abuse for dragging his wife by the neck into the garage in front of their children. Sheesh.

They’re all control freaks.

What’s the point in having age limits if you’re gonna bitch and moan about two people of age getting together? Unless and until we have proof Dane was grooming her I see nothing technically wrong with this.

I have my questions about the feasibility if their relationship, but that’s just me being nosy and bored. In reality it’s their business.

This is one of the reasons why I roll my eyes when people scream bloody murder every time a teenager is caught sleeping with someone much older. Like the R. Kelly/Aaliyah situation. She was 15, he was 26. That’s illegal, but the truth is many people would accuse him of cradle-robbing even if she were 18 and he was 26. Just say everybody should date someone they could’ve gone to high school with and be done with it.

“Game night”, means preying upon VERY young girls.

Isaac Kappy actually, physically harmed and was witnessed, placing his hands around Paris Jackson’s throat, all because she spurned his advances.

This incident happened while Kappy was hanging out with the same exact crew, which Cook & and his now “bride to be”, &, her former, high school classmates, hanged out with, at the time of the incident.

I can authentically tell you that Kappy was a full on, predatory, piece of shit. I’m not going to go over the reasons why I know this, but please, just take my word for it. I have not one single reason to lie about what I know.

I was NEVER once, involved with this UNUSUALLY creepy crew, on a social basis.

They’re all assholes, who only attract poor girls with deep seated daddy issues, and who are just looking for a continuation of what they experienced, while growing up.

I do not blame thes young girls/very young women. It’s not their fault.

That being said, I DO blame these older dudes for targeting and literally grooming very young girls, as early as prepubescence, and/or, adolescence.

Please try to understand the following:

These MUCH older men do not end up with really young girls because that’s all they’re capable of attracting.

MANY of these guys can find age appropriate partners, whom they’re genuinely physically and emotionally attracted to.

The problem is, that they’re not able to face their childhood trauma, and they usually prefer to ignore treating it, and end up pursuing and marrying, some really young girls: or women, because they simply have some really fucked up codependency issues, that they refuse to face, or just cannot overcome what is the invisible, yet very real metaphorical hurdles they face, when they themselves, were fucked over by adults, in various ways, when they were children.

Dane picked a partner whose UNTREATED and UNRECOGNIZED “issues”, match his.

He cannot make it happen with women whom either haven’t Daddy issues, or those who worked their issues out via therapy, and recognize an injured, unhealed soul, the minute they spot one.

See photographs above, posted in this thread for reference.

These are just a bunch of broken men with their own mommy issues, and male figures in their childhood, who objectified mommy, via any outlandish or immoral, unethical set of behaviors, or who were checked out of family life intentionally, which they themselves as kids, could not understand why dad checked out, yet went on to emulate dad, without any recognition or introspection, as to why that is.

They learned this from men who never respected women, and they genuinely believe that they’re making things right for their female primary figure through childhood all the way to present day, by marrying women who are the same age or close to it, of their mothers, whom they repeatedly witnessed being treated like trash by their father, and/or other men.

These guys believe they’re breaking a cycle.

They believe they will be better men than their fathers. But one must wonder the authenticity behind this line of reasoning, or desire.

Would you not want to see a young, vibrant woman, live her entire, natural life, with a man her own age?

Why rob a young woman of her own precious and necessary experiences as a young adult, who dates men her own age, until she finds the right one, and makes a deliberate decision to settle down with a man in his late 20s or early 30s?

Continued from R54, Pt. 2, of 2:

The answer to this question, is that emotionally , (maturity wise), these guys simply cannot relate to women who are their peers, AND they’re much too afraid to even attempt it.

This is where MRA/INCEL culture derives from: men who believe they are way too important or valuable, that they haven’t the time or even the justification, behind truthfully digging deep, and finding out why they CANNOT date, or even hold a solid conversation with women who are their chronological peers.

Also, fuck MANIPULATION OF ANY SORT, in ANY relationship.

He’s posted on twitter about how he’s sad Olivia died today.

Should we give him a "pass" or he needs to be cancelled?

Newsweek of all publications is inferring this relationship is suspect.

50 year old men "playing board games" with 17 year old students ?

Bitch, please.

FRAU THREAD

the language the pr rep used to announce their engagement indicates this situation stinks.

She is 23 and described as a 50 year old man's partner.

so course the next question to follow is , when did he start this relationship.

a dane cook isnt a brad pitt. chicas arent lining up to "date" a dane cook.

fire your public relations rep, Mr. Cook, they are gonna get your old crusty ass cancelled.

R60, if you have not yet learned that Frau threads are the BEST threads, then you too, are out of touch with reality.

Men in Los Angeles are some of the biggest creeps on Earth. They truly define the word sleaze.

R61, the reality is, that even someone like Pitt does not get a break in this type of situation.

Whenever ADULTS see shit like this, they stop to scratch their collective heads, and ask themselves, “Why”!

In modern times, this shit is no longer appropriate or even normal.

Say whatever the fuck you wanna say about Ben Affleck and his myriad of mistakes and mishaps:

He chose REALLY WELL repeatedly, by choosing women his own age or close to it.

Does he historically have a pattern of debauchery?

Yes.

But does he eventually see his own bullshit and chooses age appropriate partners?

Much to my chagrin, yes. He actually does. Which means he’s not an insecure dumbfuck.

Good for him!

Being insecure is not illegal.

Preferring to date younger isn't illegal. Effing minors is.

When you hear someone introduce their partner to you, how long do you think they have been together.

10 years?

These two are 23 and 50 yo, respectively. Dot dot dot.

In my opinion, no announcement of the engagement would have been a better choice.

If you’re a dumbass marrying a rich old guy is all you need.

He’s always been a gross douche bag. I’m glad he has no career now. The money doesn’t last forever. Especially when you a loser has been. Didn’t his brother or family member steal money from his cokehead pimple head?

[quote]A lot of women have a problem with this much of an age gap, and of course journalists in today's world feel it's their job to save it, so she's trying to tear down this man by insinuating something perverse.

Because a lot of us have experienced being preyed upon by creepy, old-ass, perverted men when we were teens and want to finally speak up about the problem, you absolute dipshit.

Did we really need to see them getting engaged? Will he trade her in when she turns 25? He likes them underaged.

R65, I get what you’re technically alluding to, however, please make no mistake:

When the general public, as well as men who even support going REAL YOUNG, see these unusual pairings, they also chuckle,, because they too, innately recognize what’s up.

Don’t fool yourself into believing that it goes in any other direction.

It does not.

Even creepy men who possess “game”, recognize other creeps with “game”.

Hopefully, young women will soon begin to recognize exactly why they’re being targeted.

The truth is, it RARELY has to do with who they are, and more to do with how they unfortunately, through no fault of their own, are pulled into a web that is spun by those really fucked up, insecure men who they end up dating and sometimes, marrying.

They’re a score or an attribute to the geezers.

AKA Trophy Wives. The younger, the better.

Isn’t it interesting we NEVER hear about George Lucas and his spouse?

Hmmm. Wonder why?

Perhaps he actually married an emotional and mental peer, who genuinely loves him.

r69. No. He should have married her and after the fact shared photos of their very expensive wedding ceremony and reception.

Any career he left (not much of one) is over now. Any money he had left will be gone with the divorce

The only time Dane has ever made laugh

All women die alone. She may as well get that bag while she can, if Dane Cook in fact has any bag left.

R68 No, what you're trying to do is poison the well for women who actually find happiness because you're an aging, bitter frau who doesn't have a man.

"Marrying someone older than you" isn't the same as "preying on minors". One's illegal, the other isn't. There may be a worthwhile discussion to have about two people who have that much of an age difference and if their relationship makes practical sense, but to craft a victim narrative because it satisfies whatever victim complex you and many other women have is bullshit.

Bless your heart, dear

[quote] "Marrying someone older than you" isn't the same as "preying on minors".

R75 Actually it is here ! Dane Cook's game night was filled with young girls from 15 to 17, these were not women or "underaged" women (a stupid term from some creeps) , they were minors. He preyed on them and picked one to groom when she was barely 17.

He is 50 she is 23

When he is 60 she will be just 33

...70... 43

How long this marriage is going to last? Will she stick around to change diapers for him, or ship him to some senior care, or divorce him long before all these happened?

R78, when he's 60 she'll be far too old for him!

R79 but he is not rich enough to bag another teen!

What kind of 23 year old decides to marry a bloated 50 year old has been?

I don't see the problem here.

Some straight men are just cunts and shit, not just to females, but to all of human kind, expecting reverence in return. Their mothers must have been truly unwoke, legs spread widely waiting for a favor,

R82 I am not a fan of the creepy Erza, but people on Twitter were quick to point out how Dane Cook and Miller were treated differently by the media, Erza was branded as a groomer even though the native girl is an adult, and Dane Cook groomed a minor but he got glowing media coverage on his engagement!

Ezra has been grooming her since she was 12.

forgot to add, it fits the pattern to brand LGBT as groomers!

To be fair, Ezra appears to have mental issues and/or personality disorders, whereas Dane Cook seems like just another aging douchebro. Not that it's an excuse for Ezra's behavior but he is clearly out of control.

Good fucking luck to Cook’s fiancé. She’s gonna need it as soon as she ages out from his age preference.

It will happen. That’s not her fault. It’s his sick pathology, and she’s just too young to understand how this works.

Men like this need to be called out and shunned.

He’s a predator, and so are the straight, bisexual and gay men who support him.

I hope that by the time she comes to her senses , or gets dumped for turning 30, she has decent people around her that can he’ll guide her out of this bullshit, because it will be a devastating event for her, unless she’s just playing his ass as well, which is entirely possible.

But I doubt that’s the case. He’s way too unattractive and hasn’t enough cash to compete against other creeps who have much more money than he does.

So fucking pathetic. I feel so bad for this young lady. I genuinely do, and she has ZERO clue why a fully grown adult that she has never met, has legit concerns for her, and genuinely cares more about her safety, than her own future husband does.

Sadly, she will learn that lesson in the cruelest of ways.

Fuck this guy. What a fucking piece of shit CREEP.

^ *can help guide her

R64 Batfleck is a terrible example and i can absolutely see him messing around with teenagers despite "choosing" to settle down with age appropriate women for good pr.

r84 Newsweek is pointing out "game nights with teens" is creepy. This does not sound like a lovematch from the description of their engagement.

[quote][R68] No, what you're trying to do is poison the well for women who actually find happiness because you're an aging, bitter frau who doesn't have a man.

This is some straight up MRA/MGTOW/incel bullshit, right here.

Are you sure you're a gay man? Because you give a little bit [bold]too[/bold] much of a fuck about this issue.

And I'm a gay woman. Frankly, I've been "poisoning the well" online since I was a teen because these types of men (read: you) have always invoked feelings of overwhelming disgust and disconcertment. Until you've experienced being followed or honked at by grown-ass men driving by you as a 13-year-old girl on your way home from fucking middle school, you can kindly bite your tongue and take several seats. We're talking about grooming minors, here. A concept I'm hardly surprised was completely lost on you.

[quote] Until you've experienced being followed or honked at by grown-ass men driving by you as a 13-year-old girl on your way home from fucking middle school,

Quite a few gay men would have welcomed that as teens R92. Where do you think the anger against women in threads like these comes from? They want the easy sex that women can attract with the snap of their fingers. That's why they revel in aging or ugly women. They either delude themselves that those same men will now give them attention or they want women to wallow in the mud with them. Simple envy.

But many gays are sociopaths and don't understand that women don't want the same things so it's hard to reason with them or get them to understand a different point of view.

R92, I’m a 51 year old gay man and had no idea how pervy straight men are with young girls until recently. My 12 year old niece came to stay with me for a week earlier in the summer, while her parents vacationed in Europe. I couldn’t believe how many grown assed men stared at her tits when we went out. Honestly, it made ME feel dirty. I also wanted to punch them in the face…she still sleeps with her baby blanket…she is a child!

I think Jessica Alba said on Good Luck Chuck, he and the male crew conned women into doing nude sex scenes that wouldn't make the film. There's about a 5 minute montage of him doing fuck scenes with countless women (that's not referring to the actual scenes in the film). Pretty sleazy.

She also said she didn't care as long as they didn't disrespect her. Cunt.

That was his abortive attempt to be a movie star and no one was interested.

R92 You know, part of your post really triggered me. You're on a board for gay men and you're presuming to lecture me about older men pursuing minors, as if I and many others here don't have firsthand knowledge of that or that I don't care. As a result, I'd written you a pretty nasty response, but I thought against it. It got my point across, but I'm not a mean person, so I'm going to do you the courtesy you didn't give me and not insult you.

The problem I have is you're crafting a convenient narrative that is, for the moment, not at all fact-based. You have two adults who decided to get married. I understand why some people would raise an eyebrow to it, but at the end of the day they're adults. Period.

See, I have compassion for men. Yes, even straight men. I have seen it happen way many times where men get ensnared in some woman's victim narrative, or more broadly, ensnared in women's jealousy, envy, bitterness, or hatred masquerading as a sex/moral panic. It's how Armie Hammer went from being a guy going through a divorce and wanting to send some dirty texts to a chick to being investigated by police for possible murder and rape all because one of the women he was talking to found out she wasn't the only one. It's how Matt Lauer lost his career because a woman he had an affair with while on the outs with his wife made up a bunch of convenient lies that nobody wanted to fact-check. Or how a thirty-two year old lesbian can go to Bill Cosby's house over and over again, get "molested" by him each time, and then after a year of asking him for money, can "credibly" claim she was a victim of his.

That's why I don't take the pearl-clutching over age differences in otherwise legal adults all that seriously. Because I know it's really about infantilizing women. Plus, in fairness to Dane Cook, I think it's way off base anyway. Here's a man who has no children and has never been married. He lost his mother and father a year apart, and his brother and sister-in-law went to prison for stealing millions of dollars from him. The man basically has no family. If he was just *into* barely legal girls, why date one for years? Why propose marriage? It's clear to me he's with her in part because he probably wants to have kids one day. So while the rest of the world would prefer him marry a 46-year-old divorcee with two teenage kids, that may not be entirely feasible for him.

Whooooo boy, R97. Way to spin. Bill Cosby? Really? Gross pig drugged and raped many, many women. Matt Lauer? Army Hammer? THESE (proven beyond all doubt) creeps get your sympathy? LOL. Oh my sides.

Well....you tried.

[Quote] She also said she didn't care as long as they didn't disrespect her. Cunt.

Jessica is lucky that Honest Beauty didn't turn out to be shit because i never anything nice about her. The fuck is her damage?!

R95 and this is why in spite of her horrific trauma in being kidnapped when filming Flipper, I can’t use it to give Jessica Alba a pass. She’s a thoroughly horrible woman.

R97 = Paul Bettany

this is not reddit. what is up with the essay length responses?

[quote] this is not reddit. what is up with the essay length responses?

Some poster really wants us to know how much compassion he has for straight men, and how wicked and evil women are.

R98 Sympathy? No. But without the evil man/innocent woman allegory people instinctively glom onto, I don’t have a ton of sympathy for the alleged victims either. A guy being creepy isn’t good but it’s also not news. Oh wow you dealt with a fuck boy or a guy you felt came on too strong…sorry that happened to you but it’s actually nothing to write home about. That’s why all of this trauma language gets ratcheted up to 11.

R103 Please fuck off. It’s funny how so many gay men don’t see how this sex panic shit can and will affect the LGBTQAI+ community one way or another. It’s cute when women get men cancelled for being creepy. Just wait until they start accusing gay men you like, love, and/or care about of being a chicken hawk. All of a sudden this “omg he’s a predator” finger pointing won’t be so cute.

Seek help, R104.

He’s so irrelevant, the story didn’t even really catch fire.

Because it’s heterosexual, R106.

Heifer’s ass is too big.

She needs to lose the poundage before inflicting herself and her grandpappy on the world.

Junk in the trunk is all the rage. where have you been the last 20 years?

Are you kidding? Not interested in men who look like r107, "defending", Dane Cook.

Right here, r110. But I’m a Southern gay who thinks it’s unladylike, coarse, and vulgar.

A refined line is important.

Now that the smoke has cleared and Dane weathered the storm, him and his beau are coming out.

He looks so creepy these days (there was a BRIEF moment in the late 00s where he had an amazing ass, which is all I really know about him), but I can't get worked up over the age gap - they're both of age, and that's what age of consent means - she is able to make her own choices about who she wishes to sleep with.

People don't have to like it [italic]for themselves[/italic], but making a moral panic out of it is ridiculous. I suspect I know why some people do (fear that if age gaps are allowed then the husband might be this close to trading in for a younger model), but all in all people would be much better served if they just minded their business and worried only about when things are [italic]actually[/italic] problematic/illegal.

I dunno, I think R97/R104 made some good and interesting points.

I truly believe we are currently in the midst of a sex moral panic or a pedo moral panic similar to the Satanic panic of the 80s at the moment, as a society.

What has happened to his face? Yuck. And his hairpiece. I can see why he’s just doing standup. He is a joke. I’m sorry, marrying somebody that much younger than you is absolutely disgusting. He is just gross now.

I am forever astonished anew when i see current pics of him just how fast he hit the wall. Botox and wigs arent helping either. I once had a neighbor who signed off for her daughter who was 14 to marry a 40 year old. This was in the mid 70s. I just ran across the daughter a few months ago ,who is of course in her 50s now. She is STILL married to the same guy,and has had a very nice life with him. I couldnt believe he was still alive ! I remember how scandalized all the ladies in our neighborhood was when her mom signed off on her marrying him.The tongues wagged but that old bitch told them all to fuck off and mind their own business.

First Hillary Swank gets knocked up by a man and now Dane Cook is banging teenage girls. Daatlounge's Gaydar is for shit.

^Don't forget Ezra Miller grooming underage girls.

R116 she pimped out her daughter. Tongues should wag and that should have been illegal. Fucking perverts (both husband and mom)

[QUOTE] First Hillary Swank gets knocked up by a man and now Dane Cook is banging teenage girls. Daatlounge's Gaydar is for shit.

They’re probably bi.

I can't stand being around 35 years olds for too long. I'd much rather hang around someone that is 65 than someone that is 25. Young people bug the shit out of me with their speech patterns, addiction to social media and overall victim mentality. Cook is messed up in the head.

The unfunniest comedian since Bob Hope.