Chris Pine has morphed into a middle aged lesbian

Still got that big doink.

Stop the lesbian bashing please

Yeah, he's covered in cat fur

I’m late 50s, and I wore practically the same outfit today, though I had sandals on. I look a little younger than him, probably 10 years younger than his age. I had my Hollister bags, and it was beautiful day of shopping.

No, he looks like a semi suburban house frau after she's dropped the kids at mother-in-law's for a shopping jaunt, taking her finds to the crossover SUV.

Next, she'll be off to Starbucks.

Lord child! Those shoes!!

It looks more like Andrew Garfield to me.

Oh, wow. He should be selling jewelry at an outdoor fair in Santa Monica.

Why is he not obsessed with looking younger than his age, like most people in Hollywood? I can't make much sense of this dude.

He looks fine. Maybe needs a haircut but he looks good.

Is he the one that did anal with Olivia Munn?

I think he's the least-interesting of the Hollywood Chrises. Except, perhaps, for Chris Kattan.

Caitlyn probably has some tips for this awkward phase.

What’s wrong with the shoes? They look like espradrilles..

That is an outfit and hairstyle for a WOMAN.

He looks like any young Californian guy. Once again DL overreacts trying to make something from nothing.

R14, nothing. DL thinks a caftan and maribou mules are more appropriate.

He looks like that for a role.

R16 not at all.

I've never even heard of him.

I just google imaged him. What's unusual is he smiles with his mouth closed. Doesn't do the AMERICAN TEETH thing. Which makes a really nice change.

Another one, thank you.

He was so damn hot, but he's not aging well. Booze and cigs.

he looks like a Brad Pitt doll that half-melted when left out in the elements

as females around his age begin to mature into full fledged hellspawn.... males have a tendency to morph into lesbians - one part midlife crisis, one part a drop in t and discovering all the free time they have when they don't have to masturbate around the clock.

Never did anything for me.

That's the Hemsworth brothers' mother.

R24 "a drop in t" What does that mean?

Those are some ugly ass shoes

I think Chris Pine actually can act unlike the other Chrises who cannot. Pine was good in Horrible Bosses 2 and Bottle Rocket.

Testosterone, r27

I really don’t think that’s Chris Pine. Maybe Rod Stewart’s son?

Carson Kressley’s lesbian twin sister?

He looks terrific!

R27, "drop-in t" is when your blue-wigged bff stops by to tell you what Chris got caught doing.

I love Chris Pine. He's smart and funny.

Did he ask to speak to the paparazzi’s MANAGER?

R11- He did ANAL alright- as a

BOTTOM getting FUCKED.

There is this horrible anti semitic theory that the Jews run hollywood but Chris Pine who has Jewish roots disproves that theory because normally you'd think that Jews would look out for each other, according to the theory but nobody seemed to care that he ruined his looks with alcohol and cigs like R22 said. "Someone" would also make him aware of having a bad taste in shoes.

Another misogynistic, lesphobic thread from the queens of Datalounge. Unless you are continuing to prime and gaslight us into believing men are women and should be allowed into our spaces, he just looks like a man. Not like any Lesbian I know.

Predictive programming...

He looks at least 10 years older than his actual age. Maybe due to drinking?

Why doesn’t he add gold anklets & gold hoops?

He dresses like a homeless junkie in his private life. I think he has mental issues.

Pajamas and flip flops in the airport!

R44 He looks like Caitlyin Jenner here

Awkward and his voice sounds like a mixture of Chris Evans' and his brothers Scott's. Is it because they are all acting their "real life personalities"?

We had a poster who said he went to Berkeley with Chris and two of his male friends hooked up with him.

r47 cis white str8 (at least at the start of their freshman year) males at Berekely are required to engage in sexual acts with the student body but they can only be the passive partner.

While cis white girls at UCB are required to alert you to they're vegan, bisexual, unique flavor of trans, their array of mental health problems, why they hate their mothers and their personal pronouns in every introduction.

Pine has Aspergers

Pine's transition is similar to when Rob Thomas, Jon Bon Jovi, Mickey York, Johnny Depp hit their 40s. Some do deransitioned by 50 but it's an inevitably that it will hit sometime in their 40s.

^ york = Rourke

He’s 41, that’s not old! He looks like he’s in his 50’s.

He’s very ugly at this point.

Are you sure that’s not Kurt Russell ?

He keeps a strict tightening regimen.

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r1 Big? You obviously didn't see "Outlaw King".

He was flaccid in cold water. I can't believe gay men of all people apparently don't know basic human male anatomy.

r56 It still wasn't big.

He shops the Mrs.Roper collection.

r57 you need to learn about male anatomy.

If his dick isn't big then the size of his nuts more than make up for it. He flashed them in the movie "Stretch".

Ass of life

He’s Meh. He’s a limited actor. He’s the same in every role, like the other Chris’s.

Looks more like he's morphed into Brad Pitt.

r62 Christopher Abbott is hotter and a better actor than any of the "Chris's".

I'd suck his dick dry.

He has been going bald since around 2010. They used a hairpiece on him for Into Darkness. So he either got a good hair transplant or uses wigs.

You can see he has a wig on top in Into Darkness during some scenes.

r59 bless your heart for thinking that wasn't a body double.

r66 they all use wigs in films and tv shows, even the ones who have a full head of hair. The pap shots of Chris show he hasn't lost his hair.

r58, any man who wears a caftan--and who also has a great body and who sings musical theater--is a Datalounge hero.

[quote] There is this horrible anti semitic theory that the Jews run hollywood but Chris Pine who has Jewish roots disproves that theory because normally you'd think that Jews would look out for each other, according to the theory but nobody seemed to care that he ruined his looks with alcohol and cigs like [R22] said.

This would give my 10th-grade English teacher (who taught us how to diagram sentences) a nervous breakdown.

Your 10th grade English teacher has been dead for 40 years.

R68 not all baby. He lost his hair.

You could see the receding years ago. Now it’s full? He got good plugs

r72 look at the pap shots, his hair is fine.

r73 dear his head is shaved in that photo.

Full head of hair realness

He dressed to make macramé owls with branches and dryer lint for eyes.

Whatever. Bet he's still a hot fuck in bed.

R75 you don’t know what receding hairline means? Something else for the adults on DL to explain to a fucking moron like you? You’re a grown man. Time to get it together.

It means his dick is wider

r79 his hair has always looked the same.

[quote]you don’t know what receding hairline means? Something else for the adults on DL to explain to a fucking moron like you? You’re a grown man. Time to get it together.

God bless your heart for believing Celebitchy as gospel. Peace be with you sister.

OP No it's not a wig or at least I hope not but it doesn't look like one and he's beginning to look like William H Macy

I like to think that Zachary Quinto started the rumor of Chris Pine losing his hair. Chris cut Zach off from that ass and Zach was looking for revenge.

He himself said that the men in his family all go bald. No way that hairs not plugs.

Pap pics show it's natural.

Everyone went to shit after Covid.

Chris Pine has millions and millions of dollars r87. Covid was great to him!

[quote]He himself said that the men in his family all go bald. No way that hairs not plugs.

Not every man has the family bald gene. They say that men who don't go bald when their dad is bald usually take after their mother's side of the family. His mother may not have male pattern baldness on her side, hence the reason that his (hot) dad, CHIPS actor Robert Pine, did go bald, but Chris didn't. Because that is certainly not hair plugs or a toupee. He has always had a lush head of hair. A man's hairline when he has a buzz cut does not determine how his hair looks in the front when it grows out long. I know, because my hairline is similar to Chris's and I have long hair, and I am not even close to going bald. Stop hating on him and his hair. If you're balding, get hair plugs, buzz it or shut the fuck up.

He has a surprisingly meaty ass for such a skinny guy.

Would someone please repost the pic from the OP's post as the OP has apparently run afoul of the law.

^It was these pics

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He just needs a haircut and decent footwear is all.

Why are they wearing jeans and those shoes on a hot summer day in Los Angeles, and not shorts and sandals?

I don't think hair plugs can grow hair that long. Just look at our President and his son Hunter

Chris and Tom Hardy allegedly fucked when they did that shit movie with Reese Witherspoon.

Those rolled up jeans are Capri training wheels

I'm digging the shaggy hair, and don't have any objections to the so-called 'lesbian' attire. I usually prefer hardwood, but this Pine is fine.

R97 one of them had foreskin and the other didn't. Is this why they broke up?

DL is the only place I have ever seen a cut/uncut debate. Normal people in the real world don't really care.

R101 they debate it all the time on da streets in the US of A

^She also wants people to walk around with their umbilical cords

Alcohol seems to be common among the Chrises

I love the coastal grandma chic he's wearing.

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You've morphed into a vile gross person. Hope the rest of your life is better than now because you sound like a bitter gross person. I think you clearly have issues that need resolving. Just saying gross person

r107 = Zachary Quinto, still missing that sweet Pine cock.

Not feeling the hair.

Chris just did a podcast and seemed annoyed and like he didn't really want to be there.

Can you people stop saying "bless your heart"? It is not funny anymore. Just stop it.