Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian Break Up After Nine Months

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh no! I was really pulling for these kids!

I'm shocked 😢

Kayne West.

That fool needs to stop getting the women he dates tattooed on him. She got the publicity she wanted from him, she wanted to appeal to a younger audience.

Pete seems fun and that's just what KK needed after some troubled times. It was a good run.

Was he her first white guy?

I hate this day. First Anne whatever and then hearing Kanye is on his 5th divorce lawyer and now this. I am bereft. What will Pete do with his tattoo? Wait, I don’t fucking care.

I laugh. LOL!

R5, Any tat can be turned into something else with a bit more ink. But they can remain as reminders as well.

Sydney Sweeney would be a good move for him.

[QUOTE]Pete seems fun and that's just what KK needed after some troubled times.

Yeah she had fun alright. Pete is just what the doctor ordered.

r8 Anne who and what happened?

Lisa Bonet here he comes

R9, at the rate he's going, he's just going to be one big black splotch of tattoo ink in about ten years.

r13, I love you ♥

@r11, I could watch that all day 😛

r13 Zoe Kravitz also even though she is zzzzzzzzzzz

Anne He He, R12.

I bet Pete's dance card is FULL

r18 I just got online and went straight to Datalounge and jumped on this thread. I just scrolled down and see Anne Heche. Uh Oh

r9 Especially when coupled with laser tattoo removal technology, which has gotten pretty amazing in recent years.

Isn't he, you know, like insane?

Pete is this decade’s David Spade. David Spade dated every gorgeous female in Hollywood and no one could ever figure out why.

Hopefully he will stay relatively sober. At least in that way Kim was good for him.

Heather Locklear said Spade was hung. Women do like men who make them laugh.

He is better off without Kim, 4 kids by crazy Kanye and her family is attached to her hip.

Contract expired.

He could it covered up with "I ❤️ KIMCHI".

I hate kimchi. So he could get "I hate KIMCHI" if he wanted.

Well he must be a good lay because he lasts more than just a few weeks. Good for him. He might as well tap all the whores he can. Hopefully as pictures of her big ass and he can make some money off of them.

I bet they never even had sex.

Quelle surprise. BPD strikes again.

Love is dead.

However fake, I thought it was a good pairing.

I thought sure this walking graffiti alley had announced, pre-Kim, that he was having all of his shite ink lasered off for professional convenience? SHAOLIN!!

R29 he can fuck for weeks!?!

I’m throwing a party asap!

I fear a Johnny Depp future for Pete.

Maybe she just figured out he isn't black.

Next, Pete will break up Sydney Sweeney’s engagement for a two-week fling, after which he’ll hook up with (and out) Shawn Mendes, break his heart to go off and have an affair with Anya Taylor-Jordan, and then move into Lisa Bonet’s house and get sober again.

As if he was ever “with” her.

What happened? Did he damage her back wall with his horsemeat?

R40 With her fat ass even his long dick didn't that far in.

Huge cock, funny and fame? Pete is set for life in more ways than one.

^ tall too

Machine Gun Kelly. They've probably already hooked up anyway.

Wow. 9 months. An eternity

Fuck them ALL.

I bet you Kim will try for Cory Booker next, and he’ll try for the 2024 nomination.

I can see MGK and Davidson hooking up.

“Dude, let’s have a big dick cumshot contest.”

How will we go on as civilization?

R47 Please they'd be fighting over which of them will bottom first. And, it would be that they both want to get fucked first.

Maybe he’ll move on to the lez one. Wonder if the Momager ever had a taste of him. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear she samples all her girl’s men folk.

It’s rumored Pete was the instigator

“My girl is a lawyer.”

If it was actually a real relationship, Kim has got to be the dullest person to be around you can see how men would tire of her. All she cares about is maintaining her looks and that vocal fry whiny voice would be so annoying. Once you've had sex with her a few times the excitement is over. And she seems like the type who doesn't want to get mussed up during sex and is a lazy lay.

It's weird because MGK and Megan Fox just broke up, too. Pete and MGK should just become a gay couple at this point.

Devastating where the fuck is my 3rd martini

I called it after he lost the SNL gig. He lost his cultural cache. I suspect a spiral coming and an accidental overdose.

Is Pete Davidson really hung? The one photo I saw that supposedly showed a big dick just looked like a fold in his pants. At least with John Hamm you saw his huge bulge straining against the fabric of his trousers.

Seriously, where does one go after Pete Davidson?

I'm sure Kim has been studying the law so much she just doesn't have time for a man right now.

Maybe I'll try the man up into the man.

Did MGK and Megan break up too?

No, they did not break up.

He should go for that sleazy looking Julia Fox, who Kanye was hooked up with for a few months. She seems to want attention, going by her recent outfit choices, and is being with Pete should get the paps interested.

This whole thing was a showmance. Pete probably quit it because Pimp Mama Kris was trying to take over his career.

Pete + Amber Rose. He heard she gives a good finger 🖕🍑

Hope this pic of Julia Fox shows up.

This was doomed from the start because he isn’t black.

[quote]Isn't he, you know, like insane?

He's not Anne He He insane.

Perfect couple of filth

Gee I thought it would last 50 years.

Give the man his dick back now, Kim. You freakish looking bore.

Kim is the most despicable thing to come from the century

Is she a dwarf, or is he standing on something in that photo?

^ He's pivoting on his third leg

Is Florence Pugh single?

^ Pete's too young for her...

I mean Pete likes to break the internet with his relationships, relationships that make everyone say, what? why? how? I suspect he will now attempt to the date The Queen. She is currently single and you have to admit the press would go fucking insane. And, it is claimed he late husband was quite well-endowed, so it won't scare her.

Buahahaha like anybody with half a brain believed they were a real couple. Knowing the Kardashians, they likely signed on the dotted line. He's not quite her type.

Now that Pete won't be talked about on SNL and his show is on a lesser streaming service he won't be an IT boy any more.

Peacock was probably the best Lorne Michaels could do for Pete. I think a lot of Lorne's recent SNL pets/favorites like Pete and Kate McKinnon are going to end up in B/C list careers. Kate has some acting talent, but she sometimes annoyed me more than Pete on SNL with her stupid impersonations of male politicians or well known figures.

Khloe's surrogate gave birth to a boy, is Kim trying to steal her thunder or is this a distraction from it?

R80 I actually liked her Jeff Sessions, but there were too many other ones.

I bet they broke up via text message.

[quote]im breaking up with you

[quote]cool

r2i, he can comprise and put 'I ate Kimchi'

Pete is mentally ill, I don't think he'll get married. If he does, it won't end well.

Yawn. Banal and mediocre go their separate ways...

At this point neither of them are going to find a decent person to partner with, too much baggage.

Remember that the big dick story was started by Ariana Grande, who is about 5 feet tall and 80 pounds. Every dick is big to her. Unless she's a total whore.

Kim moving to the next BDE

Given that tattoo, Pete going to find another lawyer to date

R88, I’m gonna place money on your call. According to many legit sources, straight women enjoy a big cock, like gay men do. It was good publicity for both of them.

As opposed to a micropenis, of course

Pete can't keep up with her financially, which is #1 for Kim, followed by an enormous black cock. He was filler.

R93 if she is worth just half of what she claims, where is she going to find a man rich enough but stupid enough to fuck her?

She needs to find a boy toy

She needs to give her pussy a rest. Become a nun or something.

She said she was attracted to him because he gave off BDE.

Maybe she needs to consult Madonna?

I was so sure it would last.

Kim refused to settle down on Staten Island.

Why does Kum look like Amber Rose?

r11 IS THAT PETE ???

R23 Rumor has it Spade was packing.

r66 Her stomach looks weird.

[Quote] Unless she's a total whore.

Was that not obvious?

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And alcoholic Heather had the gash that needed it.

Big dicks are dime a dozen, Kim will be fine

^ I'll take a dozen... 😛

[Quote] However fake, I thought it was a good pairing.

An odd couple..

[QUOTE] Big dicks are dime a dozen

Uhh, no they’re not, R108.

[quote]MGK and Megan Fox just broke up, too.

After all those articles about their love being forever? I'm shocked!

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are still very much together. In fact they’re planning to get married soon.

I'm absolutely shocked. I thought they were they next Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman.

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^ More like Gomez and Morticia Addams 🙄

Well, now that huge dick is crawling with STDs, so….

^ 😂 He had plenty coming in

[quote]Remember that the big dick story was started by Ariana Grande, who is about 5 feet tall and 80 pounds. Every dick is big to her. Unless she's a total whore.

Her last name is literally “Large”.

[quote]where is she going to find a man rich enough but stupid enough to fuck her?

Why do you think she and her sisters all date rappers and NBA players?

Why would anyone care about these nobodies?

I never really bought this ‘romance.’ Seemed like a publicity stunt after she split with Kanye.

It was two people fucking and having a good time. What’s so hard to believe about that, R123?

R124, I agree with you. Some good sex, along with free publicity.

Kim will bounce right back. Lorry Hill says the Kardashians have their own state of the art plastic surgery clinic in Mama's new home!

Now that, I believe, R125.

Wasn't his father Puerto Rican? Many PR's are part black. Maybe all he got form that side of the family is the big dick. I hope there was a sex tape.

I really, really want to see his dick. And I can't believe there are NO PICS of it somewhere on the internet.

He's as nutty as Kanye. He got her name branded on his chest after 3 months of dating. That is insane.

Rupert Murdoch is next on her list.

I'm half-kidding, but seriously, I think she's moving into her snag-a-billionaire phase, preferably one with a foot, or better yet, half his body, in the grave.

I don't care how much dough-ray-mee she has on her own name. The concept of Enough doesn't exist with people like her.

I'm sure this latest news will not erase the image of her as a pig.

Wasn't his father Puerto Rican?

Scott Matthew Davidson was part Italian, a firefighter and a hero 😢

Yeah PD is definitely community dick at this point, shit I'd jump on it to get back at an ex too.

They probably fucked to Kanye’s music all the time.

So he must get the pale, sickly looking skin from his mother's side. Dick courtesy of Dad, most likely.

r135 - the thought of that is a dick-wilter.

Vanity Fair said their Long Island informant claims Pete's mom and sister are happy, they didn't like Kim.

He and Miley Cyrus would make a cute couple

He's not handsome enough for Miley. She goes for prime beef.

^^^I agree. And she's a better age for him. Kim is getting a little long in the tooth. He'll likely want kids.

The Kardashian clan is nothing but manufactured life . It’s so terribly depressing .

R123 all of them are publicity stunts. Nothing is real with the KKK.

R140 interesting term for Stella Maxwell.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has her own tattooed freak she just married, maybe Pete should make a play for Khloe K. She just uses that baby daddy black dude Tristian for his sperm. Maybe she'd like some ugly, white trash sperm for a few months, 'cause that won't last either.

I think Pete was Kim's fuck you to Kanye. She picked the one person who would drive him fucking nuts.

lol

R145 would be hard to do with Kanye being gay and all....

Kanye is not gay. Jeezy.

[quote]Vanity Fair said their Long Island informant claims Pete's mom and sister are happy, they didn't like Kim.

He's from Staten Island not Long Island.

Khloe just had a surrogate baby today. Kind of shitty to overshadow her news, but that's a Kardashian thing

R148 keep telling yourself that.

R150 First world problems.

I know that Kanye is not gay. I don't have to tell myself anything.

Go outside and touch the grass, R151.

You're not well.

R152 you must be new here.

Nope

Pete looked good at the met gala, kim looked like a cheap old whore as usual

R152 = LSA frau

Pete should get with Kanye, they'd make a nice thruple.

R157 No shit, he's 28 and acts like a kid still and she already has 10 kids.

If someone I was dating branded my name on their chest at any time, let alone early in the relationship, I'd change my identity and go on the run. That's insane.

Yeah r159, that's some fucked up shit.

What is he going to do for the next girlfriend - he's running out of canvas lol. Maybe cutting of an ear or the tip of a finger would be a fitting gesture.

R161 he could get a face tattoo or shave his head and do it there.

R81 Yes, just like when she hooked up with Pete when Kourtney and Megan Fox were getting all the attention for their edgy bfs. Kim is a ghoulish pig.

Exactly, R163

We should be asking what brain-damaged fuckwit this ghoul will be draining next.

Apparently straight men (mostly black) think this grotesque plastic creature is a "bad bitch". Str8 men have awful taste.

it was a publicity contract which probably included some fucking. Strange how today's beauty standards have veered so far that having the fattest ass is considered the height of sexy.

It is so depressing to me that the Kardashian family have been terrorizing the culture since 2007. Enough! How have they managed to stay around so long???

@r166, The same guys who think this is a classy ride think Kim Kardashian is a classy girl...

I’d rather drive that than your 2008 Toyota Corolla, R169.

^ What are you on about? That's MY Big Daddy Caddy

I think it was fake. "showmance"

If real, then he has herpes...stay the fuck away!

Does anyone care. This constant reporting about the happenings in the pig sty is really unnecessary.

I thought true love would last forever. This completely broke my heart

R169 No what they mean by bad bitch is that she's so desirable and would make other str8 men envy them if she was their girlfriend.

Hot tip on who Pete's next gf will be:

Yick.

@r175, I got it. The same guys who think a tricked-out Escalade is an enviable ride would think a plastic girl is someone they'd want to be with

[quote] I bet Pete's dance card is FULL

I moved to Wisconsin from the Northeast. I met two sisters. One wanted to date me. She made some comment about a "dance card". I said, What's that? She said to her sister, He's acting, It's an act. As if I would lie about not knowing what a dance card is, which I had literally never heard of. I can guess, but WTF is a dance card?

R179 needs an Eldergay to English dictionary.

Pete Davidson is truly ugly. And his body is worse. Who cares about his dick? Women like him because he does anything they say. He'll stop his life for you. Remember how quickly Kate Beckinsale dumped his needy, neurotic non existent ASS?

The Kartrashians used Pete to launch their new Hulu show. Same with Khloe's surrogate. She wasn't about to screw up her gastric bypass surgery results by getting pregnant herself. She does love Tristan Thompson's dick though. He's a good fuck. Khloe is the real size queen in the family.

Kim K gave up Reggie Bush for more fame. A woman who discards that man doesn't love anyone.

r179 she basically meant you probably can have your pick of pussy. When they talk about "dance cards" it's a reference to a 50's thing where men would ask if they could be added to a woman's "dance card" so they could dance with them sometime that evening. It prob pre-dated the 50s though.

Then it kind of changed to people who want to hook up with you as the years went on and morals became much looser.

Dance cards are not from the 1950s. Christ, read a book R182.

I always think it's strange when I see tiny, dweeby guys with big beastly women - not in the "too much woman to handle" sense, but in the "poor guy, I hope he gets enough to eat when they dine together" way.

Hey, ass-fuck at r183, did you READ my post? I clearly said:

[quote] It prob pre-dated the 50s though.

FUCK OFF, DUMBASS. Reading comprehension - do you have it?

[quote] Khloe is the real size queen in the family.

Following her vag rejuvenation you can still drive a truck through it.

oops r149 I meant Staten Island

@r185, "—I guarantee I've read a HELL of a lot more books than you."

Did you ever read a book on how the google works? 🤔

r152 you weren't posting to me but please stop that go outside and touch grass line. It is so cheezy.

r188 - i didn't FEEL like using Google, thus why I put in the proviso about it probably pre-dated the 50s. DUH.

^ So, you're lazy too

r191 YUP. I'm drinking chardonnay and relaxing on a Sunday. If I don't feel like doing a Google search, you can't make me.

I explained the concept in enough detail for the person to get the gist who asked the question. That I got the date of origination wrong is a stupidly small detail. They asked what that phraseology meant, not when it originated.

Go pick on someone else. I'm going to continue enjoying my wine. Toodle-do, shit-stained tighty whiteys.

^ Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

I'm none of those r193. Not fat, not drunk and definitely not stupid.

i find it odd that you decided to draw the line in the sand with me about such an unimportant detail. I answered the question. I didn't feel like looking up the actual dates it originated. Someone sounds like they're not having a very good day. Possibly a case of the monkey-pox and you're trying to lash out.

Would you like some wine? I didn't come here to argue w/some rando. Move along.

^ 😂 Have another bottle of wine

Handing you your ass sounds like it came from the 1950s, though. When you were in your twenties, R194.

You were only off about 200 years OFF about the Dance Cards. So learned you are!

Big asses have been coveted forever. They used to wear bustles to mimic a big ass. The 60's waif look and 90's heroin chic were anomalies. Pete is a bigger fame whore than even a Kardashian. At least they don't threaten suicide when they get dumped. He's nuts

I'm on glass #2, you idiot. Don't worry, you don't have to respond, because I've already blocked (both of) you as you're making my day kind of shitty, all over the fact you didn't read my entire post where i SAID IT PROBABLY PRE-DATED THE 50s and I didn't feel like looking it up.

However, can I recommend you visit the Positivity thread? I haven't checked it out myself, but I feel the need to direct you to it.

[quote]Khloe just had a surrogate baby today. Kind of shitty to overshadow her news, but that's a Kardashian thing

R150. Khloe is white trash like the rest of the Kardashians. She had a baby with someone who cheated on her. She wants nothing to do with him. She just wanted another baby so her first kid would have a playmate. The family is disgusting. I thought they would go away after a few years, but they've managed to hand around, still have followers and ruin the culture with their narcissistic, oversharing bullshit.

Do the Kardashians do anything to give back to the world like helping the homeless, donating money to help those abusing drugs, helping teens stay in school, helping to save the environment, etc.? Anything? They're pigs including the mother Kardashian, father, Robert Kardashian, who defended the murderer OJ Simpson, and the famewhore Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner for doing nothing to stop this behavior by the family.

Only on Dl would some queen get pissy about when dance cards originated. You crazy cunt.

r198....

Gurls, gurls- you're both annoying cunts!

^ You ought to know

r202 and r200 that's why I tapped out. I didn't come on here to get into some stupid pissing match over such an inane detail. I apologize I engaged for that long. Much more interested in other threads that I'm participating in. I just don't take kindly to someone being so venomous over the stupidest detail. Sorry, everyone!

^ "Don't worry, you don't have to respond, because I've already blocked (both of)"

😂 I can't tell if you're drunker than you are stupid

You're the venomous one, R204. How many days have you been drinking?

^ He's only had 2 glasses offither 🥴

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^^^ Kind of funny to see Cindy and Rande panicking.

Kardashians get involved with controversial guys and then exploit the troubled men for the TV drama. Kim is OLD enough to know better than to get involved with Pete Davidson.

Nothing funny about the look on Cindy Crawford's face at all, R209. She looks very fucking worried.

[quote]Nothing funny about the look on Cindy Crawford's face at all, R209. She looks very fucking worried.

She must be worried. She doesn't look nearly as young as she does in her most recent Meaningful Beauty infomercial. Did all of those melons in the south of France suddenly go bad?

Pete threatened to kill himself by eating Cindy’s melon cream.

It's kind of annoying how Pete is straight up nuts, but it's all aw shucks, ain't he a scamp? It's not, to use one of Kim's favorite words, cute.

R204 Oh. I read that as topped out'.

[Quote] Ariana had the locks to the apartment changed when he was out doing something.

Ariana is no prize either. Always the tackiest taste in men e.g Mac, Pete, Dylan, Weeknd, Jim and now Dullton. Dan Schneider really fucked her up.

Pete will be fine.

Colin Jost

[quote]Pete will be fine.

Great! Because he certainly wasn't fine before he started dating Kim!

Kim heals her men then sets them free! She's a humanitarian.

Not to worry, the rituals animating Pete will get him through this.

[...]

Davidson has a bit in his stand up act that his penis is average and that Grande made that comment so that everyone he fucked after her would be disappointed by his dick. He says she's an evil genius.

Also, someone who had sex with Davidson said he's basically impotent given the drugs he's on. She described jacking him off was like pulling taffy.

[quote] What will Pete do with his tattoo?

How about, "WHINE FOREVER"?

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^ I don't even get it 🥴

KK said Pete ,or his peter, "was exhausting".

The real reason, Pete's contract was up!

I've been participating in this thread since it started, I now actually care less about these two then when the thread started

R227, me too. I can pinpoint it to "pulling taffy"

My apologies fellows, I'm the one who posted the original query about dance cards R179. I'm the one who should have just used Google. I had no idea.

Even I wouldn't Gronk Davidson.

The reports about Peter Davidson's huge cock have been greatly exaggerated.

GREATLY!

I find Pete Davidson totally repulsive. Just never liked him or his look.

Pete Davidson's calves resemble a teenage girls wrists. He's grotesque from head to toe.

Kim never loved that. But I don't think she just used him either. She was already getting the Van Jones dick when she met Pete. That's the conundrum about her. And I don't fucking care. She's a calculating moron and Pete's a very lucky casualty of 9/11 and the Kardashian. He's talentless.

I agree that he’s gross but of course I am very attracted to him because I seem to have a weird disorder of getting hot for repulsive men. I think I need therapy

[quote] Pete will be fine.

That's hard to tell with the SNL Curse.

Any pics of Pete’s peter

What I can't figure out about the success of the the Kardashians is why? I've seen the occasional episode of their shows over the years and while reality tv isn't my thing, I can understand why people watch most of the shows. But, the Kardashians are just boring people with very little personality. I can totally understand why people watch those Duck Commander people or the Real Housewives, because they are actually entertaining people. But, the Kardashians are like Colin Robinson on What We Do in the Shadows, energy vampires.

R237 People watch to feel better about themselves. They watch fat fucks, or hillbillies, or big-assed Armenian WHORES, and say "Hey, I may be a loser, but at least I'm not THAT bad!"

Same reason people slow down to look at a car crash. It beats looking at the road and eating at Wendy's again.

R238 Yeah but the fat fucks and hillbillies, given shows, at least have personalities that make them entertaining. The big assed whores don't. And, they aren't actually making porn on the episodes so why watch them?

I agree R237. And they seem brain-damaged when they speak.

The KarTrashains are the biggest scam going in the US, these empty whores along with Drumpf brainwashing his MAGAt base. It's extremely similar.

Drumpf and this shallow uninteresting family of braindead Armenian whores are basically one and the same. The KarTrashians and Drumpf so easily duped a certain portion of illiterate easily distracted Americans.

People need to focus on their own lives not care one iota about this reality show trash. I suppose a certain segment of people live vicariously through these people and their trashy lives?

As someone above stated, others watch this trash because it makes them feel better about their own miserable lives. People watch this garbage and say, "These people have everything, but they are still miserable, they're always fighting, have terrible love lives. Guess money isn't everything?"

They are all boring except for Khloe, she had to develop a personality because she wasn't the prettiest.

Doesn't it feel like the arrangement ended early?

I thought they would stick it out until his new show premiered and he had a chance to appear on her show.

He’ll have a new girl by the time his show premieres, R243. It will make for better publicity.

Any starlet who wants publicity will try to hook up with Pete now.

[quote]Any starlet who wants publicity will try to hook up with Pete now.

There are still starlets in 2022?

She really liked him because he treated her well and was fun. But she was not attracted to him because he treated her well and physically wasn’t her type. I’ll bet he was in 7th heaven with her but knowing the shoe was going to drop soon enough.

R247 how did you manage to post that bullshit with a straight face? 7th Heaven 🤣🤣🤣

She's boring as shit. I bet he was excited to be the funniest guy in the room. Can Kim laugh tho? She seems autistic

R249 ha, she does seem autistic.

Ugh, her lazy botox eye. And I bet she made Pete wear those glasses to the event because of his butthole eyes. She probably bullied him for his aesthetic.

[quote]Can Kim laugh tho?

She can, but doesn’t as it may cause smile/ laugh lines.

Pete has to be bigger than average. There is no way that Kim isn’t a size queen.

How wonderful is all these people would expire from unknown causes.

Kum is so dull and looks deformed due to plastic surgery. Why men still think she's so hit is bizarre.

Men think she's hot because she'll do anal on the first date, and probably can suck a watermelon through a garden hose.

R249, trauma induced by her mother that made her dead inside. Kris Jenner is literally evil

EmRata is divorcing. She's going to want to a piece of the meat.

After finally seeing Tommy Lee's boat pictures, she should go out with him if she is a size queen. Yes he is married but it would be fun to see those two messes together.

Hopefully me!

ugh r258 she is as shallow as Kim

R259 Pam was more like Marilyn than Kim will ever be.

R259 that was so unnecessary on Tommy's part 🤢

She publicly stated that she was interested in him because he gave off BDE. If he weren’t big, I doubt she’d have stayed around as long as she did.

You don't need Tommy Lee, Petey Davidson or any other OLD white boy to find good BIG dick. Big black dick is everywhere and the Kardashian ladies all like black. (Kourtney - not so much) Pete Davidson is the UGLIEST man that Kim has ever dated. He must have some dick - those rumors can't lie - but she was never serious about spending her very adult 42 year old life with that ugly teenage nutjob. She did find him some cool shoes and taught him to cover up his antidepressant/seroquel eyes. He's all the better for having known her pussy. It's 42.

Kim has a whole new body though. She looks good in her robotic anime way.

Shortly before they broke up Ugly Pete announced to the world in an interview that he couldn't wait to be a dad. A 41-year-old long in the tooth gf with four kids already was not what he wanted long term. I thought, "Yeah, they're done." Within the next year he'll knock up some young thing in her early twenties.

(R255) Her allure is the fact she automatically spreads her legs wide open for any passing male.

If you think the Spears boys have something to say, wait until the next generation of K kids grow up. Dream the daughter of Black Chyna and Rob will have seen a lot of shit. North is already sassy.

Pete doesn't need a bag over his head, he needs a hazmat suit with a dick hole.

R268, I don't think the K kids will be saying much because they are already a part of the family biz. Particularly, the girls.

Writing bitter books are for the kids that have no other way to make money.

When will this trashy family of no-talent grifters finally fade away?

R271 Good question.

[quote] they aren't actually making porn on the episodes so why watch them?

Not a Kardashians watcher, but I did see an episode from years ago on which Kourtney delivered her own child. As in reached down and pulled the kid out of her body. It remains one on the most amazing and badass things I've seen on reality tv.

Any Davidson dick pics?

He's so ugly to me and not funny at all. I know so many straight women who find him attractive though. He's been with Kum Kartrashian, Kate Beckinsale and Ariana Grande.

How in the hell does this freak snag these women?

Can’t wait to see who each hook up with next

^ Kum - rapper or NBA player. Pete - teen TikTok'er.

I hope she turned him gay.

If Kim K and Pete Davidson died in a fiery car crash.....

Kanye would have to learn the names of his children.

SKIMS.

Pete and Martha. She likes young dick and they are friends.

[quote]Can’t wait to see who each hook up with next

To each his own, but I can't think of anything I care less about than whom Kim Kardashian is going to hook up with next.

But yet you post.

Dating an old whore like Kim was a mistake.

Here is Pete doing a gay porno. She is so hot.

[QUOTE] I hope she turned him gay.

I think he’s already bisexual.

So Kim broke it off when Pete got her kids’ initials tattooed on his neck.

It wasn't the brand of her own initials?

[quote]Here is Pete doing a gay porno. She is so hot.

That guy looks NOTHING like Pete.

R289 But you look like a perfectly blind dark brown turd, fuckhead.

Can you imagine if your little brother, friend or coworker acted like this? How is he celebrated? He's going to jump out a window.

[quote]So Kim broke it off when Pete got her kids’ initials tattooed on his neck.

Who knew that Kim Kardashian could exhibit sound judgment?

He and Kaley Cuoco look chummy on set, they both have had messed up love lives it would be interesting if they got together

Kaley already has a new boyfriend, "the love of my life". She's one of those women rhat can't be without a man.

That doesn’t mean Pete isn’t banging her.

She's not a WHORE!

How many times has Kaley been married?!

Twice, and the second husband's father was a billionaire. Plus, she was with Johnny Galecki for 2 years.

I would suck Galecki dry.

Me too, before he got fat.

R297 not enough.

R171,R172 They won’t. Kris literally, somehow, struck a deal to essentially own the tabloid media.

R287 Kim broke it off when she effectively took away Megan Fox and Kourtney’s attention they were getting by being hot women who date faux-grungy edgy white boys. You think she was gonna let them have all the shine? Come on. I doubt Kim even has sex at this stage of her life. Why believe anything this empty vessel parrots? God, I fucking hate it here.

Just read Joe Pesci is going to play Pete's grandfather in his new series and Edie Falco is in it too.

ironic, but she prob bored with his dumb ass, he seems stoopid as fuk, all them icky tatts, yikkes.

Almost feel sory for the dumbo. He cant even hold a conversation. If not for his cock he be sellin pizza....

R303 maybe Kim needs to step her game up and start posing on toilets like Kourtney and Megan.

Kim looks like Camille Cosby in OPs pic

Lol, OP's pic - he's so fucking ugly. And look at her tight little rubber face! It looks like he's alone and they've photoshopped her into it.

Something made Lorne Michaels hire Pete for SNL. I doubt it was his cock size.

Didn't he audition by doing an impression of Adam Sandler, doing one of his nearly identical schticky characters, all of which have the same lame voice. Lorne is so discerning.

HIs dumb ass SMILE mAKES ME puke

Pete's father died 21 years ago tomorrow. Be nice!

R313 = Rudy Giuliani, America's Mayor

R314 = Mighty Joe Biden