Jordan Morello

He certainly has his charms.

Wow, he's definitely hot as hell, OP.

That smile and that body!

To be his age and look like that. The world is at his feet. I hope he does something with his life. Going to law school would be a great move for him. Looking like that he could really cash in.

He would need intense voice training to have a lawyer voice.

I'd rather that guy Bruno who worked out but then sat on the couch and got fat. I think there was a thread on him but it had a stupid title.

Speedos and butt

The second view is more intimate

I was already following him on Instagram, but I don't remember seeing him there before.

Physically beautiful, but anyone who speaks with food in their mouth needs to be destroyed.

I have him on gram but he seems so boring

The soft fabric of these underpants caress his assets.

R9 "have him on gram"

Let's don't

They don't make 'em any hotter or stupider.

Looking at some of the pics you guys have posted . . . Jesus, he really is just flat fucking perfection and beautiful!

Sweet Christ, he's hot as all fuck!!!!!!

LOVE his smile and his feets!!!!!!

So he’s a “social media star.” Oh.

He's fat and old.

Penises, Ist of June, page 36.

Who's teeth is he wearing?

Definitely has gay voice.

He was on Love Island but only lasted a few episodes.

Son of Johnathon Schaech?

he's hot. Is he Italian?

is he in FL?

trashy

LPSG has a big thread about him, and there are some nice pics of his ass in the thread. But the consensus overall is that his dick is probably small.

He’s a hot bro with not much going on upstairs. He’s my type.

Cute face but I don't like what he did to his eye brows.

So is he really straight?

He's was pegged as a gay guy the whole time he was on Love Island by LSA.

i love reading the pathetic commenters on the channels of people who only exist to be hot. they all try to pretend they're there for another reason.

[quote]showed up in my YouTube feed

LOL - you say that as if you're shocked, shocked I tell you, that his videos showed up in your feed. You do realize that the much ballyhooed youtube "algorithm" makes its selections based on your previousely viewed videos, right?

There is a reason such videos "show up" in your feed.

Sorry Jordan. Hot body, but it doesn't compensate for the shrieking and sheer stupidity.

There's a sale going on at Shorty's, Jordan's apparel line, hurry!!

Jordan Morello has one the best asses on the internet.

You can't look at him and not wa t to fuck the shit outta him

R34- I can. He's far too MOOSED out for me.

I prefer slim guys with natural bodies.

He reminds of that other Italian American himbo, ItsQCP.

He reminds of that other Italian American himbo, ItsQCP.

To DL, my 2 granddaughters, Adelaide and Mary Alice tell me "Totes Adorbs' is sooo 5 yrs ago.and they call me a dork. This Jordan guy is "Totally adorables".

He seems super nice and friendly and has a sense of humor. Not extremely intelligent but very pleasant to be around.

He's irritating.

According to this Q&A, he has ADHD, anxiety and Tourettes and got into bodybuilding to build up his self-esteem. That explains his rapid-fire speech and hyperactive nature. Tale as old as time, so many bodybuilders and hot Instamodels were ugly ducklings with low self-esteem who became hot and thus put their entire self-worth on looking good. But at the same time, they are friendly and nice because they can understand being at the bottom of the social ladder.

Loud with overly big choppers. A solid B-.

He's taking a mental health break, what do you guys say to him?

He's gotten more religious and showing less skin over the past few months. He does have a huge following among gay men, and he knows it.

“I workout”

How do you have time to workout when you don’t even have time to get a job?

So sad what happened to his sister Lorna.

R44 common sense would cause you to be able to put two and two together and see how the events in your quote correlate with each other.

He is now more religious and shows less skin because he is so aware of his gay following.

r46 what happened to his sister? He really seems like a sweet guy from his Instagram.

Why did he change his clothing brand?

I didn't want to see him make breakfast. I'd rather he film himself in bed rubbing a few out for us.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SISTER? Raped? DEAD? RAPED DEAD?

Is he bi?

R40 They're ALL irritating.

R36, Gianluca Conte could play Luigi Mangione in the inevitable Netflix miniseries about the killing.

He’s incredibly annoying.

I've followed him on Instagram for a few years now. He's beautiful. I may not want to have a conversation with him about the "linguistic turn" or revisionist historiography, but he's charming nonetheless.

And I've made a few of his recipes. They're pretty good.

couldn't even get thru one of his other videos... totally boring, dumb and stupid... and he ain't even all *that*🤣

His but is still beautiful.

Well, he's gorgeous!!

So he's a father now?

All the links are gone. Must have scrubbed his history.