Josh Hawley is good for nothing

This is just manipulation of the media. He knows he's the only one who will be named in the media coverage, so that's publicity.

His face looks like old cheese.

R1 is right. This guy will now do anything no matter how vile to get attention and try to create a movement.

His virgin ass is his only redeeming feature.

And R3 is quite correct.

Such a slappable face.

Exactly. Being the only one to vote no makes sure that he gets more attention. LOSER

Who wants to kidnap him then so the thing up the man’s butt?/sarcasm, Feds

He’s a tool of Putin

He's playing a weird game. And going all in. He's making sure we know just how many crazies there are in our country.

Politicians are such whores. They put their finger to the wind and detect what is trending. And recently it's been Trumpiness. But that could be changing.

Desantis is betting everything that he is The New Trump. But what if that fad is over?

Tom Cotton called out Hawley.

Are the bros fighting???

Who wins the showdown Cotton vs Hawley?

He's such an embarrassment to the Show Me State.

R5, came here to say precisely that. So, so slappable.

Anything to change the subject from his Capitol Girly Run.

@r12 "Who wins the showdown Cotton vs Hawley? "

It be like...

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[quote]He’s a tool of Putin

Agreed; he is an attention whore as others have aptly noted, but there are plenty of other ways to get your name trending on twitter. He's showing Putin that he's his man and wants his name at the top of the 2024 frontrunners. But the MAGAs will hate this guy with this fit body, expensive suits & pedigreed education. And Trump will mock him mercilessly (and probably has some good dirt on him too).

He has a face like a camel. I wonder if he chews his own cud. Ugly bastard.

r19 lmao at "chews his own cud".

He’s a case of ending up with the face you deserve.

Hawley is quite sissy, then writes a book about being macho.

No, he wrote a book about all the threats to his masculinity, which sounds like someone struggling with his gender identity.

"He's such an embarrassment to the Show Me State."

Missouri doesn't need Josh Hawley to show the world how embarrassing it is.

Hawley has been desperate to be president from when he was Attorney General in his state. He was hoping to rise like Obama and run after one term as Senator.

But then he ran like a bitch

I just finished a 6 part documentary on the Clinton impeachment. It outlined how the GOP transformed into the monsters they are under Newt Gingrich.

After the House impeached Clinton, Trent Lott called Tom Dashell, the R/S leaders to figure out how to hold a Senate trial that wasn’t mired in partisanship. And Trent said in an interview in the doc how he thought Clinton’s actions didn’t rise to impeachment and he was pissed the Senate had to deal with it.

It’s revolting that people like Hawley, who know damn well that Trump tried to take down the government of Jan 6, are so desperate for power that they’re happy to destroy this country simply to keep the Sen. before their name.

Oh, Miss Hawley doesn't simply want to keep the Sen before her name. She wants to add POTUS to her resume.

He’s hawt!

Whether one views Hawley hawt or not, his behavior has been despicable. He’ll do anything for power and attention and has a burning desire to be President by any means at his disposal. I’d never trust him or vote for him for anything.

Good for nothing?

Him face-down in bed with his ass in the air? I’d hit it sans lube.

As the He’s Hawt Troll, R29, I only vote on the basis of hawtness. KEPT ME FROM VOTING FOR TRUMP.

Is Erin Hawley a beard or political spouse ?

The way Joshette high-stepped those legs while running shows he’s got a wide stance whereby that cute, firm bottom is enticing to the horny observer.

I’d hit it.

Destroying NATO has been on the Republican to-do list for decades—Donald was always pushing for it. Josh probably sees this as a harmless bit of MAGA virtue signaling, like throwing the fist at the Jan. 6 rioters.

Tom Cotton is mad at Joshy.

Umm he’s hot HELLO!!! Cardinal rule of DL: if he’s hot he is worshipped no matter his views. You all are slacking.

To the earlier poster, he does, in fact, have the face of a camel. I don’t find camels hot myself.

Micromeat Hawley, looking for attention again. Must be a day that ends in "y".

He's got that massive, strong, and hot chest. Puny twig-like arms....I'll pass.

I’ve seen him in person. He’s short, factitious, aloof, and not striking in appearance.

R35 Destroying NATO has not been on the Republican’s agenda for decades. Trump and his followers are the ones who started this fairly recently and nearly all of the Republican senators with the exception of Hawley and Rand Paul who voted present voted for the expansion.

Josh is a pussy !

Josh has a pussy

Josh does not want pussy.

…then Josh would pass on Lady Lindzebelle, reputed.to have awesome lady pussy.

does josh hawley fuck erin hawley?

Josh has read all your comments and has been working out....bigger chest and arms.

He's ugly as hell. Inside and outside. What a mutt.

Closetcase Tom Cotton and his 9 inch cock will annihilate closetcase Hawley's orifices.

He has a goober face...

Hawley v. Cotton: Slap Fight of the Dweebs

Josh Hawley's pecs

Josh, on the run, prancing across the Capitol hallway as a hot moment.

R53, he's wearing a push-up bra, dear.

R53: selecting the perfect accompaniment to balsamic lamb ribs with baby greens.

Hawley, Cotton, Rubio, and Rand, don’t mess around with Lindzebelle.

But Grassley,……

Cotton is setting himself up as the equally mendacious and authoritarian, but less crazy, alternative to Hawley. He's betting that Harvard/Harvard > Stanford/Yale among the base.

He sounds like a cunt.

Let's talk about a truly hawt Senator, my boo Jon Ossoff. Hawt inside and out!

Oh bless.

Is that what they're teaching them at Stanford now?

How did this cretin graduate from university?

R61 Gavin Newsom hair doesn't look great on Newsom. It looks ridiculous on Hawley.

Tom Cotton is so angry with Hawley, he won't ride the double-ended dildo with him anymore.

They dildo their bussies with separate dildos while they watch Putin porn now.

Hawley & Cotton lost any cuteness they once had. Major wrinkles, receding hairlines, and weathered complexions are evident. The good part is that they remain slim enough.

I need to nurse on those, R53.

Nothing comes out of them except Putin's tainted oil and silicone...

Joshie's tits are as fake as Melania's. Look at his scrawny arms and legs--he doesn't work out.

He looks like a fag.

R53 wearing a smooth satin & lace bra for men? Matching panties?

If not for the unnatural nose he would be hawt. I guess he had an unnecessary nose job at a relatively young age. Which goes to a question about his mental stability and heterosexuality more than anything else he's done.

He has a tiny, hideous nose. Plus, he's horribly aging. Many men, at his age, start to grow into their handsomeness. Not this one. His rage and hate, makes him uglier than he already is.

I would love to rim him.

Why not rim me instead, R74? I have a decent nose, I also went to Stanford, and I'm not a right-wing closet case.

R75 I’m guessing you look more like Bernie Sanders.

CAN ANYONE/SOMEONE please investigate him asap...

A person doesn't go from law school degree to lawyer to attorney general of a state to senator of that state in a very short time span without some MAJOR dark money and "contributors" backing him....

Hawley is another Republican asshole who wholeheartedly supports Putin and his dictatorial ways, but hasn't bothered to lift a finger to help his Russian buddy now that said buddy has his ass in a sling, and flailing about for somebody, anybody to help him out.

Perhaps Josh does have sex appeal to plenty of observers. That helped get him elected as a U.S. Senator from Missouri. On the other hand, he encouraged the insurrection, has been an election denier, supports anti-democracy initiatives and other extreme right-wing views, and voted pro-Russia in regard to Ukraine matters. He’s highly ambitious and not in a good way.

He’s no my idea of a dreamy hook-up.

^not, last sentence. Add the t.

R79.. he is also EXTREMELY CALCULATING... notice every single time when he is making a speech in congress on the podium instead of looking down at his fellow congress men and women about whatever he is talking about, he ALWAYS ALWAYS looks straight at the camera, never at those who are actually in the audience. THIS CANNOT BE ACCIDENTAL!..

R74 he smells like baby powder down there.

Does he have any ladybugs down there?

I would love to see him flex his arms and chest! I would oil up his mighty pecs and biceps!

The prancing gazelle wants to be President. He thinks his looks serve as a big asset. His behavior on Jan. O6 dooms that ambition. Pics and video exposed him in real time.

Erin Hawley’s husband, Josh Hawley is GAY.

Funny that he got that Kansas City nosejob and titty implants and neglected that awful "jawline".

I think his pecs look fake, too. The rest of his muscle tone is negligible.

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