Great ad catchphrases today's young adults don't know

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Don't cook tonight--call Chicken Delight!

Where's the Beef?

It’s not nice to fool mother nature.

Its Shake-n-Bake, and I helped.

Drink your juice Shelby.

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Mom, do you ever have times when you feel…you know…not so fresh?

R6 What ad used that catchphrase?

A mint ought to be cool and crisp, Howard.

Well, R9, one could argue Steel Magnolias was basically a Tropicana ad.

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

Time to re-tire.

"We will sell no wine before its time"

I've fallen and I can't get up

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing

Clap on, clap off, the Clapper!

Coffee, tee, or a flick of my bic?

R16 refer to R1

Fly the friendly skies

A little dab’ll do ya

Calgon, take me away!

I can bring home the bacon.

Fry it up in a pan.

And, never ever let you forget you're a man

Because I'm a woman

I'm Judy, Fly Me!

Hold the pickles

Hold the lettuce

Special orders won't upset us

Have it your way..

I'm a pepper

He's a pepper

She's a pepper...

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too

Be a pepper..drink Dr. Pepper

Good to the last drop

R27 I still use that catchphrase

"You're soaking in it!"

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing, good to the last drop, and you’re soaking in it all go together as a great blow job hat trick

And she told two friends, and she told two friends, and so on, and so on…

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Ring around the collar! (Those DIRTY rings....)

With a name like Smucker’s

"I'm Rula Lenska."

The quicker picker upper.

Leggo my eggo

It's one third beer. But don't drink it.

Don't squeeze the Charmin!

Give a hoot,

Don't pollute

Hey Debbie, how about I pick you up for a date?

Sure, just give me 15 minutes to shower, shampoo, and shine.

Monchichi monchichi, oh so soft and cuddly

Mr Microphone - "Hey good looking, we'll be back to pick you up later!"

🎵 Get a Hartz 90-day collar at your favorite store,

And teach a flea it's no fun to be a flea anymore.

Yo quiero taco bell

Where's the beef?

You asked for it, you got it, Toyota. That stuck in my head for a long time.

Just do it.

"Morris, din-din..."

When you care enough to send the very best.

I'd rather fight than switch.

Because I'm worth it.

Things go better with Coke.

Mother, I can do it myself!

Reach out and touch someone.

Does anybody here remember "I was an ugly teenager..." Some "countess" something-or-other. (She was no great shakes as an adult either as I recall.) It was for some kind of skin cream, I think. I can't find it anywhere.

It's 10:00...do you know where your children are?

A silly millimeter longer... 101!

Chi-chi-chi-chia!

Chi-chi-chi-chia!

I'm a Breck Girl!

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Take the Nestea Plunge!

Give it to Mikey. Yah, he won't eat it, he hates everything. Hey Mikey, he likes it!

Fill it to the rim, with Brim!

Remeember when classical pieces were made into commercials? Sugar Frosted Flakes, Sugar Frosted Flakes...This is the cereal that's popped from corn....Can't get enough of that Sugar Quisp, sugar quisp...

My balogna has a first name it's O-S.C.A.R my balogna has a second name its M.A.Y.E.R. I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I"ll say, 'coz Oscar Mayer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A.

Barry Manilow’s original career.

Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.

Gillette, the best a man can get!

ROTFL @ R32

Burnt..... Toast.....

It’s mountain grown!

They make money they old-fashioned way. They earn it.

Time to make the donuts.

Sweet dreams you can't resist...N-E-S-T-L-E-S

Creamy white...dreamy white...

Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should!!!

Call for Philip Morris!

One that confused the hell out of me when I was a kid - it was for PaperMate or Bic (can't remember)

"the pen that writes itself"

When I was about six, I had one of these pens and was super pissed off when the pen wouldn't magically do my homework for me. My parents laughed and laughed.

Like a Rock!

I could've had a V8!

Ancient Chinese Secret

Maxwell House Coffee: good to the last drop!

You can be sure if it's Westinghouse.

See the USA in your Chevrolet.

America is asking you to call.

From the land of sky blue waters....Hamm's, the beer refreshing

R56 are you thinking of the Camay ad that had some European spokeswoman. I believer her real last name was Pignatelli.

All my men wear English Leather or they wear nothing at all

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins

R80 didn’t even make it to r7.

Talk about ADD.

[quote]Remeember when classical pieces were made into commercials?

No more Rice Krispies....

It's toasted!

Have you heard what they said there's a new kind of bread, lite diet, lite diet, lite diet

Ay, ay, ay, ay! oh, I am dee Frito Bandito. I like Fritos corn chips, I love them, I do. I want Fritos corn chips. I'll get them, from you.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, oh, I am the Frito Bandito. Give me Fritos corn chips and I'll be your friend. The Frito Bandito you must not offend.

Oh and the Frito Bandito was animated by Tex Avery and voiced by Mel Blanc

Only her hairdresser knows for sure

N-E-S-T-L-E-S -- Nestle's makes the very best ... CHOCK-lut.

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

[quote]Mother, I can do it myself!

Wrong -- it was "Mother, PLEASE! I'd rather do it MYSELF!

If I only have one life -- let me live it as a blonde!

Some of these are still in use today -- so young people might know them.

W. C. Fritos

It's Shake n Bake, and I helped.

Two...Two...Two mints in one!

Double your flavor, double your fun, with Doublemint Doublemint Doublemint gum!

Gotta have my Pops

"'Tis a manly soap.... "

"Aye.... but I like it too!"

There’s a fragrance that’s here today - and they call it - CHARLIE!!!

Your Wind Song stays on my mind!

You deserve a break today ... at McDonald's!

I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

The beer that made Milwaukee famous.

🎵🎵 I am stuck on Band-Aid brand cause Band-Aids stuck on me

You'll love it at Levitz!

Sears ... where America shops.

Come see the softer side of Sears

Let's go Krogering!

SERUTAN: It's 'natures' spelled backwards.

Cleans like a white tornado!

Circuit City: Where the streets are paved with bargains.

My wife ... I think I'll keep her.

Nothing beats a great pair of L'Eggs.

Lifts and separates.

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Butterfinger!

You'll Love the Stuff We're Made of - Pizza Hut

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Viennetta: Once Slice is Never Enough!

Make 7-Up Yours!

Citra: No Thirst is Safe

Martini and Rossi On the Rocks - Say “Ye - eh - es!”

Which twin has the Toni?

Do you remember when women couldn't vote, and certain folks weren't allowed on golf courses? Pepperidge Farm remembers!

There's a Ford in your future (the car, not the presidential candidate!)

Aren't you glad you use Dial -- don't you wish everyone did?

It's not your father's Oldsmobile.

Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

Take a bite out of Crime

Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

the Teaberry Shuffle

^^^

A silly millimeter longer . . .

A silly millimeter longer

You've come a long way, baby!

Come to where the flavor is -- come to Marlboro Country.

Zenith-The quality goes in before the name goes on.

L.S.M.F.T. - Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

There's always room for Jell-O!

The Vaseline intensive care lotion that asked which hands belonged to the mother and which hands belonged to the daughter. They also did one putting lotion on a leaf from an Autumn tree..

I want my Maypo!

Mmmmmm......Pearl Drops.

My used to be disgusted saying something about the woman sounding like she was having an orgasm.

In the lungs, Primatene opens clogged breathing tubes, relaxes bronchial spasms, restores free breathing in and out.

That's Primatene mist, the fastest relief known. Or, Primatene tablets, with the asthma relievers doctors prescribe most.

Wonder read and rolls and buns are rich in proteins and vitamins..

R15 that is still being used in LifeAlert tv commercials, unfortunately.

"Perspiration problems?"

Come Alive! Come Alive! You're in the Pepsi Generation!

WINK!

It's the *sassy* one...

"Jim never has a second cup of MY coffee."

Famously satirized in AIRPLANE!

O-Cedar makes your life easier.

"There's a Ford in your future."

Fprd has a better idea (accompanied by an image of a light bulb).

If you can find a better car, buy it.

Tina Turner for the 1989 Plymouth lineup.

Ask any mermaid you happen to see

What’s the best tuna?

Chicken of the Sea!

Timex.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

My god; this thread was like having my entire childhood and youth flash before my eyes. If I didn't know better I'd think I was dying!

The following program is brought to you in living color…on NBC!

R103 Kinda young, kinda now..... Kinda free kinda WOW! You had me YouTubing those commercials again -- what a flashback. Never realized that Bobby Short was in one, as was Mel Tormé. (Though I wouldn't have known who they were at the time.)

C’mon, I dare ya

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

I used to like this ad for a candy bar called Watchamacallit (would regularly play on Nickelodeon). The most memorable line was “Chewy, chocolately, crunchy, Hershey.”

I've been trying to find the Final Touch commercials online but no dice. I particularly remember something along the lines of this in a voiceover: "We're teasing Mrs. Moore. We've told her that we're taking the bluing agent (???) out of Final Touch Fabric Softener." Cut to man in suit randomly showing up at her door to make this announcement. She is, of course, devastated. Then, later on, she learns that it was all a hoax. She is ecstatic, and says that she's just thrilled, and "tickled to death."

Anyone remember that gem?

Take it off...take it *all* off.

"Sorry, Charlie. StarKist doesn't want tuna with good taste. StarKist wants tuna that tastes good."

R56 Princess Pignatelli?

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

In Colombia South America when Juan Valdez plants a coca tree...

he works on it for five years before it grows it's first cocaine crop...

and even when the plant is mature, he must still work on it every day

to make sure it produces the pounds of cocaine Americans need

But Juan is not growing the "easiest" cocaine in the world,

he's growing the richest

There's always time for High Point!

Tastes Great!

Less Filling!

I can't believe it's not butter.

How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Sure! POW!

Coke. It's the real thing.

[quote] All people almost universally—even small children—enjoy Working Girl.

You are a total nutjob. SMALL CHILDREN enjoy "Working Girl?" All of mankind worships it? You're crazy as a shithouse rat.

Oops! Wrong thread. That was meant for the crazy in the Working Girl thread.

It's a floor wax *and* a dessert topping!

Bring your title and your wife and we'll dicker.

The Marlboro man.

You've come a long way, baby...

Why don't you pick one up and smoke it sometime?

Kiss ass, r165.

DuPont: Better Living Through Chemistry

Alcoa Can’t Wait!

Marge!! The Ajax turned blue!

‘I may hate to cook…

But thank goodness Birds-Eye likes to.”

the quicker picker upper.

(Bounty is)

Fuck me up the ass, six to the bar.

What becomes a legend most?

“Who wears short shorts?”

“We wear short shorts!”

“If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts."

“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t…”

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline! You're not fully clean until your ZESTFULLY clean!

🎵 Fall into The Gap

R80 see R7

R137 see R116

R178 and R179 the room monitor has arrived.

R180 Bless your heart

Bet you can't eat just one!

Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat ... today! (Parodied to great effect in "Good Neighbor Sam"

AVIS: We try harder.

M'm m'm good

M'm m'm good

That's what Campbell's soups are, m'm m'm good!

"He likes it! He likes it!"

Nothin' says lovin' like something in the oven ... and Pillsbury says it best!

🎶Chock full o’ Nuts is a heavenly coffee heavenly coffee heavenly coffee

Better coffee a mllionaire’s money can’t buy

DataLounge - Gay Celebrity Gossip, Gay Politics, Gay News and Pointless Bitchery since 1995

Wickes ... surprisingly Wickes.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

I dreamed I _______________ in my Maidenform bra!

I believe in Crystal Light cause I believe in me! - Ms Linda Evans

It's not easy being Cheesy - Chester Cheetah for Cheetos

Fill it to the rim ... with Brim (coffee).

Now you see it, now you don’t.

Only from the mind of Minolta

Ring around the collar!

Yes, I see it as posted above. Please don’t call me out

If I have only one life … let me live it as a blonde.

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

OK we're in the repeat phase. I'm guilty too--and I'm OP.

Please give a re-read before you post. But keep them coming. I don't think I've created a non-sex-related thread that got to 200+.

More doctors smoke Camel than any other cigarette.

Get yourself a new pair of L'eggs.

Also from L'eggs. It's nice to have a girl around the house.

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Reach out and touch someone.

It’s the real thing.

"How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?"

Helps build strong bodies 12 ways!

"Twice as much for a nickel"

1939 for Pepsi

I prefer “youngsters” to “young adults”. It’s more fun to say.

Try it yourself.

Right now.

Say “youngsters.”

Fun, huh?

"Knock on any Norge!"

To R61, my mom hated that commercial!!

She had a nasty comment every time that commercial ran... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"... Hate me because I'm a fucking Tramp who fucks married men in the parking lot, So many comments!!

"Chock Full o' Nuts is that heavenly coffee

Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy!"

R212 is from the gutter.

Things go better with Coca-Cola!

You got your chocolate in my peanut (penis) butter! No, YOU got your peanut (penis) butter in my chocolate!

Crisco'll do you proud -- ever tahm!

Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!

Who’s that behind those Foster Grants?

A variation: Is that [celebrity name] behind those Foster Grants?

The man in the Hathaway shirt

"And away go troubles down the drain. Roto-Rooter."

... that little ol' winemaker -- ME!

When you say 'Bud,' you've said it all

I'd like to buy the world a Coke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Hallmark - when you care enough to send the very best.

And poof! There goes perspiration.

Melts in your mouth not in your hands.

Mr Clean Mr Clean Mr Clean!

Pan Am makes the going great

Don’t worry. You’re soaking in it.

Western Airlines, the o-o-on-ly way to fly.

Anthony! Anthony!

Following on from R230: Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.

"Mother, please! I'd rather do it myself!"

r54. r94. r232

Just search on the page, bitches.

r233 Eat dirt and die, trash! I was the first one to post the CORRECT version.

I grew up in the SF Bay Area. We didn't have Prince spaghetti. But Tuesday was Red's Tamale Day!

R235, do you remember Gensler-Lee Diamonds in the SF area?

Red Lobster, for the seafood lover in you.

Oh oh oh oh what a feeling, Toyota!

[quote]do you remember Gensler-Lee Diamonds in the SF area?

Of course! Also Matthew's TV & Appliance (later "TV & Stereo City") Top of the hill, Daly City!

And

Bob Ostrow the maestro of delicatessen-land, a practical lesson in delicatessen is buy Bob Ostrow brand!

And

See Ellis Brooks today, for your Chevrolet, the corner of Bush and Van Ness

And

All of the Golden Grain opera commercials

Oh, thank heaven ... for Seven-Eleven!

This time, it’s personal

The Breakfast of Champions!

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star the big, bright, Texaco star!

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner . . ."

Kept the subjunctive alive for our generation.

Where's the beef!

"Crazy Eddie. His prices are insane!"

Quasar works-in-a-drawer.

Let your fingers do the walking ...

Hallmark...when you care enough to send the very best.

Nothin' spells lovin' like somethin' from the oven, and Pillsbury says it best.

Ivory soap...99 and 44/100s percent pure. So pure it floats!

“Put a tiger in your tank.”

r249 Both of those have already been mentioned.

And now, thanks to you, r252, we've seen them a third time. Is everything you do as well thought out as these little control queen missives?

Some folks like R252 obviously are new here and don't know how the site works. If you've previously blocked a poster their posts don't appear and so anything they posted won't turn up in a page search.

"The prettiest girl I ever saw...was sippin' Hoffman's through a straw."

Totallly tubular, rad, airhead.

Sheer Energy!

Aames Home Loan to the rescue!

Let your fingers do the walking, it's a snap!

(oops, sorry for the repeat!) - R259

Moo

Moo

Mooooooo and Oinnnnk!

If you need a better go see Cal!

Mr. Clean puts a sheen where he's been.

Carnation Milk - From Contented Cows

Don't get mad, get Glad!

"If you don't have a parachute, don't jump."

Trojan Condoms, 1993

Tasts like a mint; works like a miracle!

Certs - It's Two, two, two mints in one!

Fly the Friendly Skies of United.

They'll know you've arrived ... when you drive up in an Edsel.

My wife...I think I'll keep her.

No-body!

Starkist doesn't want tunas with good taste-

Starkist wants tunas that taste good!

Sorry Charlie!

And the mazda goes mmmmmm

"I love Bosco. That's the drink for me."

"Fahrvergnügen: It's what makes a car a Volkswagen."

Volkswagen: Make the Reich Choice.

His Master’s Voice

LSMFT: Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco.

"Feel Stronger Fast!"

"It'll get you so clean your mother won't know you" and "Binky! What are you doing in Hubert's tub!?!?"

"When you've got it, flaunt it."

Don’t cross the street in the middle in the middle in the middle of the block

“Don't leave home without it!"

"Don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight"

sorry r2

The heartbreak of psoriasis

"Say it with flowers."

Dating to 1918, one of the oldest ad slogans around.

"It's just made for you!"

"A little dab will do ya"

R290 A little search'll do ya, too.

"Crisp and clean and no caffeine"

^ oops I pasted the wrong video link. My bad.

Doublemint, Doublemint

Come on and double it

Doublemint, Doublemint

Gum

" . . . the pain reliever that doctors recommend most."

Don't take the car! You'll kiiiillllll. yourself!

"Be All You Can Be."

"Uncle Sam Wants YOU!"

"In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas . . ."

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

Curlers in your hair! Shame on you!

The closer he gets, the better you look!

The goofy game for dopey doctors!

Part of a complete breakfast!

(That breakfast includes eggs, toast, orange juice and milk...only omitting coffee and cigs!)

My wife, I think I'll keep her!

Look for the union label!

r303 That's at least the third mention ...

Taste me, taste me, come on and taste me! Take a puff and let me do my stuff!

Duck and cover!

R305---IDGAF

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

I'll be nice and get Old Spice

Strong enough for a man...but made for a woman!

Manly, yes, but I like it, too!

Mystery Date!

Are you ready for your Mystery Date?

You sunk my Battleship!!!!

King vitamin! Have breakfast with the king.

1 800 M A T T R E S -– leave off the last "S" for "Savings"!

Kinda young kinda now! Kinda free kinda wow!

Hai Karate! Be careful how you use it!

You wear it well! <---sung by a knock off Bonnie Tyler

The Jordache loooooooook!

Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.

Turtle Wax gives a hard shell finish. Turtle Wax!

Love! Love! Hooray for Love! Looove in the Afternoon!!!

Sun In! And sunlight! And you'll be blonder toniiii-iiiight!

It's not TV. It's HBO.

1.99 are you out of yo mind!

Can't remember what restaurant this was for. Could have been local to the mid Atlantic area.

Call me' nowah

"This is the cereal that's shot from guns!"

La Choy makes Chinese food swing American!!

r25, sadly HBO has become "TV".

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut…Sometimes You Don’t …Almond Joys Got Nuts, Mounds Don’t because …..

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"

It's an ad, but not one for commercial purposes: "Buckle up for safety--buckle up!" [etc. etc.]

Save on!!! Save on!!!!! Sav-on Drugstores! Sav-on Drugstores! SAVON!,!!!!!

When you’ve got the time

We’ve got the beer

Take it off

Take it all off

Marshmallow Meatballs?

Sorry… I think it’s “If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer?

Do you canoe?

His master’s voice

Hey Jerry….what’s the story?

Some women lunch at the Plaza ski in St Moritz and buy expensive furs every year.

Some just look like that.

You need a million to look like a million.

Sorry…you DON’T need a million to look like a million

NBC. In Living Color.

Everybody doesn’t like some thing, but nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee

Cigars….cigarettes…..tiparillos?

Do You Dubonnet?

The closer you shave…the more you need Noxema

Noxema medicated comfort shave

Does anyone remember the hair fads of jojoba oil and placenta? For s few years, everything had to have jojoba oil in it. Then came placenta shampoos. Honey scented shampoo was really big for a while. They used it in hair salons that catered to young people. That’s back when “natural” scents like sandlewood and patchouli were really big .

[Italic] So what, r349? This thread is about ad taglines not your few remaining placenta-scented pubes. [/Italic]

Tarryton smokers would rather fight than switch.

"You have the breathe meant, I'll have the candy mint"

Put a TicTac in your mouth and get a BANG out of life

Put a tiger in your tank

Snap, crackle, pop

Nothin says lovin like something in the oven….. (and pillsbury does it best)

N-E-S-T-L-E-S, nestle’s makes the very best….(chocolate).

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine

Good morning, good morning. The best to you each morning K-e-double L -o- double good! Kellogg’s… best to you

Sorry, I think it’s “pillsbury says it’s best”

When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s on the label, label, label….you will like it, like it, like it ….on your table, table, table.

Nooks and crannies.

Kool Aid, Kool Aid tastes great. Kool Aid, Kool Aid can’t wait

Munch, munch…..munch a bunch of Fritos….corn chips.

You get a lot to like with a ….Marlboro….filter, flavor, pack or box.

Wherever wheels are turning

No matter what the load

The name that’s known is FIRESTONE

Where the rubber meets the road