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Dollface alert! Vegetable Garden Thief!

Every gardener's nightmare is too cute to hate.

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by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2022 8:52 AM

A woodchipper and a shotgun would take care of that pest.

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2022 3:23 PM

This was a HUGE sensation in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2022 3:26 PM

One yeat i kept having newly ripr tomatoes dtolen from my garden, green peppers too, then one morning i went out to see a rabbit laying down in the garden without a care in the world ,yelling at it did no good finally raced toward it and it left. Pesky wabbit.

by Anonymousreply 3August 2, 2022 3:27 PM

Chunk is one lucky gopher!

by Anonymousreply 4August 2, 2022 3:44 PM

Yeah...it's cute. Good find, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5August 2, 2022 3:47 PM

Oh, about seven minutes a pound at 325 should do nicely.

by Anonymousreply 6August 2, 2022 3:58 PM

Dollface thread.

by Anonymousreply 7August 2, 2022 4:12 PM

[quote] newly ripr tomatoes

Ripr

Ypir

by Anonymousreply 8August 2, 2022 4:14 PM

They're not what you'd call "pretty" animals. Glad he found a friend. Wonder if that's his mate. This man might not be so cool about it if he gets a family of them.

by Anonymousreply 9August 2, 2022 4:18 PM

[quote] to see a rabbit laying down in the garden without a care in the world ,yelling at it did no good finally raced toward it and it left. Pesky wabbit.

I once had to throw my car keys at a rabbit to get his attention; he just stared at me with a look of contempt. That was during COVID & I swear that rabbit figured I'd be dead soon, so he'd just wait me out!

by Anonymousreply 10August 2, 2022 5:14 PM

"One yeat i kept having newly ripr tomatoes dtolen from my garden, green peppers too, then one morning i went out to see a rabbit laying down in the garden without a care in the world ,yelling at it did no good finally raced toward it and it left. Pesky wabbit."

I believe noted horticulturalist Al Bundy and his daughter have already solved that problem for you.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 2, 2022 5:26 PM

People who live in areas that have a lot of these don't think they're so cute. They'll not only eat you garden, but shrubs and small trees are yummy to them as well

by Anonymousreply 12August 2, 2022 5:29 PM

I once saw a rabbit snap at a magpie - you think they're bottom of the chain and total victims when it comes to animal violence, but no siree!

by Anonymousreply 13August 2, 2022 6:31 PM

I should think there are a lot of naturalists shaking their heads at OP's Mister Nice Guy.

by Anonymousreply 14August 2, 2022 6:35 PM

he does have a huge family of them now but he has made quite a bit of money off of them. He even takes them to the vet if they need it. One of them has teeth that grow so long they have to be cut off. I've enjoyed his videos over the years.

by Anonymousreply 15August 22, 2022 9:31 PM

I really don't think they're cute. And keep the fuck out of my garden, rodents!

by Anonymousreply 16August 22, 2022 9:34 PM

I've been looking at the Facebook page. All they seem to do is eat.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 22, 2022 9:38 PM

R17 You mean they're not even interested in Twister or Parcheesi? No favorite movies? Weird!

by Anonymousreply 18August 22, 2022 9:51 PM

I'm coming off the back of a recent dollface thread about a duck. That duck was upto all sorts of shit. He had a personality!

by Anonymousreply 19August 22, 2022 9:57 PM

One summer I was driving home and I saw a groundhog in the middle of my street that had been run-over. It was still alive and could lift itself on its front paws, but its hind end was crushed. I drove up to my house and grabbed a flat shovel and drove back and walloped the little guy. Once, and it was was gone. I'm a big ol' MARY! but I couldn't bear to see it suffer.

I STILL don't want them in my garden.

by Anonymousreply 20August 22, 2022 10:03 PM

Ducks have personality. I love them. They are too cute and too bratty to eat.

I don't see ducks as birds and I don't see seahorses as fish. I just can't. They are too different.

by Anonymousreply 21August 22, 2022 10:05 PM

That's so sad, but you did the right thing, R20.

by Anonymousreply 22August 22, 2022 10:10 PM

I don't think there's anything MARYish about what you did, R20 - in fact you sound pretty butch. I'd have put him out with my car, you "grabbed a flat shovel and drove back and walloped the little guy."

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2022 8:08 AM

Go ahead, make my day.

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2022 8:25 AM

R20 You did the right thing. I wonder if I would have done the same thing...

by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2022 8:52 AM
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