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Can I give my fb a bidet as his birthday gift ?

I notice his underwears always have some yellow stains front and back. I concern about his anal hygiene. Is it an insult to give him a bidet ? I hope he wont be mad at me

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2022 10:44 PM

You have a fuck buddy with poor anal hygiene? Why the hell don't you just invite him to shower? Or better yet, find a guy who wipes his ass.

by Anonymousreply 1August 1, 2022 6:25 PM

Buying shower gel would be cheaper.

Getting another FB would be….optimal.

(Can you afford for the bidet to be plumbed in?)

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2022 6:28 PM

Underwear is already plural. There is no need for the "s"

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2022 6:30 PM

Just make certain his bathroom is capable of channeling warm water to the toilet. Otherwise, it can be quite expensive. Nobody wants a cold water spray.

by Anonymousreply 4August 1, 2022 6:38 PM

If he's the top? No fucking way. Not your problem.

If he's the bottom? It's a lovely gift that shows you care.

by Anonymousreply 5August 1, 2022 8:03 PM

No! That’s punch and delete behavior.

by Anonymousreply 6August 1, 2022 8:05 PM

Bidets have heaters for the water.

by Anonymousreply 7August 1, 2022 8:06 PM

Yellow stains in the BACK? Like from a burst sebaceous cyst on his butthole?

by Anonymousreply 8August 1, 2022 8:08 PM

Unless he's asked for one- NO.

by Anonymousreply 9August 1, 2022 8:26 PM

Can't you just talk to him about it?

by Anonymousreply 10August 1, 2022 8:36 PM

I’ll gladly take a new Toto Washlet, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11August 1, 2022 9:07 PM

OP buys the best romantic birthday gifts!

Said NO ONE, EVER.

by Anonymousreply 12August 1, 2022 9:14 PM

If someone has stains in their white underwear, it's a definite "never again" scenario. Wiping your ass correctly is not difficult. Some people are just gross.

by Anonymousreply 13August 1, 2022 9:27 PM

Why not just give him Chlamydia again like last year?

by Anonymousreply 14August 1, 2022 9:29 PM

OP is a troll you gullible dodo birds. WTF!

by Anonymousreply 15August 1, 2022 9:32 PM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 16August 1, 2022 9:36 PM

R15, surely you mean doo-doo birds....

by Anonymousreply 17August 1, 2022 9:38 PM

R17- Yes of course

by Anonymousreply 18August 1, 2022 9:41 PM

Just lick his ass more often

by Anonymousreply 19August 1, 2022 9:41 PM

Mike? Is that you? Yes please. I’d love a bidet.

by Anonymousreply 20August 1, 2022 9:42 PM

OP, it's not him, it's the guy he sees before you.

by Anonymousreply 21August 1, 2022 9:46 PM

Just give him a rimjob.

by Anonymousreply 22August 1, 2022 9:46 PM

Isn’t not giving birthday presents part of the Fuck Buddy Bill of Rights?

What’s next? Anniversary dinners? Meeting his parents?

by Anonymousreply 23August 1, 2022 10:35 PM

His hole will have no trouble tolerating the cold water blast. For $30 you can get a bidet to blast that ass.

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2022 10:44 PM
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