Swamp ass

Stop wearing thong underwear, OP.

Here bidet, gone tomorrow.

How about washing every day? Works wonders.

I found some great articles on that website, OP! Thanks!

I have tried and failed to drain the swamp.

It's like the secrets of the universe are being unlocked for me!

I don't know if this works for women, but for men: you take Chlorophyll supplements 3x a day to reduce all over odor and you take Bromelain supplements if you want your cum to smell sweet.

This is what Keto men take to get rid of that Keto sweat smell (bleccchhh).

Lisa Lampanelli on her HBO special pointed to her

VAG and called it her STINK box 📦.

Thank me later

Say no to synthetic fabrics

Ugh I hate boxer shorts like the ones at R9. They offer absolutely no support whatsoever for your junk and you flop all over the place when you walk. Hard pass.

Certainly no one’s butt or privates smell like a swamp.

C’mon!

We’re not living in the 1800s. Everyone has soap, running water and a towel. Everyone showers or bathes regularly. If you don’t, you’re gross and Lumi won’t help you much.

[quote] Certainly no one’s butt or privates smell like a swamp.

I beg to differ.

Trump probably has to shit in the tub, then hose-down his massive crack.

Thanks for that image, r14.

I don't know about swamp stench but there are definitely smelly asses. This might sound obvious but please spend a good minute scrubbing that region with a cloth and soap.

A few years ago, I had a conversation about proper cleaning with a guy I was seeing. I was shocked when he told me he had never washed his feet in his life. He said they get clean just from being in the shower. He was 44 years old.

I use African black soap in my ass because it’s natural and I’m not afraid of chemicals in there.

[quote] I don't know about swamp stench but there are definitely smelly asses. This might sound obvious but please spend a good minute scrubbing that region with a cloth and soap.

Not a problem with which I am familiar.

@r11, Would you mind posting a video of you taking a walk commando?

Thank you 😛

If you are working in the heat, showering and drying is important, but a day after that pleasant yeast scent wafts, your ass crack starts itching and the sack gets in on the act.

Then, you rubdown your ass, crack, and balls with athlete’s foot lotion. You have an obligation to warn if your junk is coated in anti fungal cream.

Swamp Ass; also known as... [bold]"Momma's mussy is wet."[/bold]

Talcum powder used take care of this problem.

r23 Or as Ogden Nash so eloquently put it: "A bit of talcum is always walcum."

Talcum powder causes cancer.

Cancer is preferable to a nasty case of Swamp ass, r25

What about a swampy front hole?

R26 buy some Lume old ass!

I wear Linen and wash daily, r28. I do not suffer from this particular malady.

You might consider Lume, though.

Sorry I’m late to this thread!

R30.I hope you were preoccupied with shopping for deodorant at Lumedeodorant.com.

The Lume bitch is now demonstrating with her hands how to apply Lume inside your ass cheeks. I cannot believe how gross of a tv commercial it is.

I bet her cunt and ass REEK!

I smell lesbitrain

I smell advertising.

What is Swamp ass please. No pics thanks.

Hi R36. There's a link to Dictionary.com's listing of "Swamp Ass" at R22

But it looks like there's also a pic. Oh well, whacha gonna do?