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OMG I’ve been drinking water that contains dead bodies!

Los Angeleno here and 3 bodies have been found in my water supply: Lake Mead. I stopped vomiting to post this.

by Anonymousreply 83August 21, 2022 10:50 PM

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2022 1:41 AM

I mean you realize the water doesn't flow directly from Lake Mead to your home, right?

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2022 1:41 AM

You live in LA and drink tap water, you deserve what you get.

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2022 1:41 AM

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by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2022 1:44 AM

You type poor.

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2022 1:44 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2022 1:47 AM

Call me when fire comes out of your water taps.

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2022 1:47 AM

"Having said that"

Oh, dear, R4

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2022 1:49 AM

r8 ???

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2022 1:51 AM

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by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2022 1:52 AM

There have always been bodies in Lake Mead. That's one of the dump spots for Vegas mobsters.

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2022 1:53 AM

R10 Bless your heart

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2022 1:54 AM

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by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2022 1:56 AM

Is all of Central California south going to run out of water? I'm thinking of buying a condo in SLO and it just seems like it's not going to be livable for much longer.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2022 1:56 AM

R13 You forgot to use your other browser.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2022 1:57 AM

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by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2022 2:00 AM

OP - are you dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2022 2:02 AM

R16 You poor thing

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2022 2:03 AM

It's an alarming thought, R14. I've read it will be possible within the next five to ten years if conditions hold.

A lot of Californians are moving to Idaho and Montana, Texas as well.

I think I'd get out now. Who knows what will happen?

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2022 2:05 AM

R14, looks that way. Cambria, near SLO, is nearly out of water.

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2022 2:05 AM

They just found the third body!

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2022 2:06 AM

I thought they would find more.

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2022 2:06 AM

I'm sure you've had worse things in your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2022 2:07 AM

Lake is going through menopause.

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2022 2:11 AM

That's more diluted than homeopathy, don't worry.

by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2022 2:12 AM

I never drink the water from hotels. I immediately buy water. It’s the only time I break my one use plastic habit.

by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2022 2:12 AM

Op is going through menopause

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2022 2:12 AM

For a moment I thought OP was living at the Cecil.

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2022 2:13 AM

[quote]I stopped vomiting to post this.

Stopped vomiting?

This is DL.

You should be "vomiting as I type."

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2022 2:21 AM

R28, I was gonna say... it immediately reminded me of this

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by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2022 2:22 AM

Also, there are some sort of dead creature in every source of water.

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2022 2:53 AM

Water is treated to kill bacteria and viruses before it is used by humans.

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2022 3:00 AM

I Am An Involuntary Cannibal!

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2022 6:25 PM

OP, fish fuck in it.

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2022 7:18 PM

I thought MingeLord at r4 was leaving forever?

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2022 7:19 PM

I drink only distilled water.

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by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2022 7:37 PM

Relax Hon, you could have my water supply…

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by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2022 7:41 PM

You realize when you go into any ocean or lake anywhere in the world that you are swimming with corpses, right? And also human shit. Friend of mine had a shit log float passed her while jet skiing in Nevada.

by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2022 7:43 PM

After the tsunamis in southeast Asia and then a few years later in Japan, hundreds of thousands of human bodies washed out to sea. So that can of tuna you ate 10 years ago or that delicious plate of sashimi? Partly decomposed human, almost certainly.

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2022 7:56 PM

yum yum with fravol fravol

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2022 9:04 PM

everytime you suck cock you are eating skin cells and cannibalizing that cock. you cannibal jeffrey dahmer slut!

by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2022 9:06 PM

OP hasn't been back yet so I'm thinking he's dead.

by Anonymousreply 42July 27, 2022 9:08 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 43August 8, 2022 6:59 PM

Jesus fucking Christ, search the cabins!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 44August 8, 2022 8:43 PM

Bottled water is an environmental and human rights catastrophe.

by Anonymousreply 45August 8, 2022 8:47 PM

Los Angelinos are single handedly draining Lake Mead. Didn't you people ever learn the adage "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."

by Anonymousreply 46August 8, 2022 8:52 PM

Fifth set of remains

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by Anonymousreply 47August 17, 2022 2:04 PM

Hon, all kinds of things die in water all the time. And then the water travels. EVERYWHERE.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 17, 2022 2:30 PM

R46 Residential water usage in California is not the problem. It is only around 11% of California's water usage.

by Anonymousreply 49August 17, 2022 2:34 PM

OP is ignorant trash.

Los Angeles gets its drinking water from the Owens Valley and various local reservoirs. It does not draw drinking water from Lake Mead.

There was a whole goddamn movie about this subject, called "Chinatown," and starring that twat Faye Dunaway.

by Anonymousreply 50August 17, 2022 2:39 PM

OP is a disgusting piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 51August 17, 2022 2:48 PM

I have to agree that the number of remains found in Lake Mead seems low considering it's so close to Vegas.

Las Vegas will wither and die if this situation isn't resolved. How? Who knows but there is a lot of money at stake.

by Anonymousreply 52August 17, 2022 3:26 PM

Get ready for some Hep, OP! Woooo

by Anonymousreply 53August 18, 2022 2:29 AM

R50 needs an enema.

by Anonymousreply 54August 18, 2022 2:56 AM

R54 So does this town

by Anonymousreply 55August 18, 2022 3:24 AM

Ehh....just added minerals.

by Anonymousreply 56August 18, 2022 3:35 AM

You've had worse in you mouth you whore.

by Anonymousreply 57August 18, 2022 3:52 AM

[quote]stick to bottled water or filtered water OP. It's better, safer, and cleaner.

There's absolutely no reason to think that, R4.

I mean, where to you think the private bottled water companies source their water? It's the exact same sources municipalities get theirs. And the FDA oversees private corp bottled water and they don't really do much (lack of funding) and leave most of it up to the corporations themselves.

On the other hand, municipalities have pretty STRINGENT oversight in their water supply - and release the oversight reports to the public.

[quote]Laboratory testing by EWG has found all sorts of nasty stuff in popular brands of bottled water – disinfection byproducts, industrial chemicals, prescription drugs and even bacteria. And unlike your local tap water utilities, which are required to test for contaminants each year and disclose the results to the public, the bottled water industry can hide the test results. Knowledge is power, and with bottled water you’ll likely know nothing about what you're drinking.

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by Anonymousreply 58August 18, 2022 8:53 AM

[quote]You aren't as smart as you think you are, OH DEAR.

Neither are you.

by Anonymousreply 59August 19, 2022 12:48 AM

Water?

Good Heavens!

by Anonymousreply 60August 19, 2022 12:52 AM

Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 61August 19, 2022 12:56 AM

R48 Miss OP didn't attend class that day.

She also doesn't realize that when she takes a dump and flushes, that same water comes back through her sink and shower.

by Anonymousreply 62August 19, 2022 12:57 AM

[quote]Los Angelinos are single handedly draining Lake Mead. Didn't you people ever learn the adage "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."

Residential use only accounts for 8% of California's water use. Agriculture and fracking are the biggest water users, with leaks (both in-home and flooded streets) following close behind. We just taught 2 weeks on water conservation to our L.A. Unified 6th graders in June, using the current usage percentages.

by Anonymousreply 63August 19, 2022 1:15 AM

They found a fifth body in Lake Mead today.

by Anonymousreply 64August 19, 2022 1:53 AM

Up to 8 bodies now

by Anonymousreply 65August 19, 2022 6:51 AM

I wondered if anyone in CA is doing large scale desalination in light of the current issues and the answer is no. 'Toilet to tap'...the extremely thorough filtration and UV sanitation process that brings recycled sewage up to human consumption standards is a thing in Orange County, though.100 million gallons a day of it. AZ and TX have legalized it but I'm unsure where of if it's being done there.

by Anonymousreply 66August 20, 2022 12:14 PM

Wasn't there a funny song about hepatitis a few years back? Learn the song, OP, because you have it now.

by Anonymousreply 67August 20, 2022 12:23 PM

Have you seen the trash who boat and party in Lake Mead? Dead bodies are the least disgusting thing that have been in that water...

by Anonymousreply 68August 20, 2022 12:29 PM

This explains why New Yorkers say that it is the NY water that gives the pizza dough that unique flavor. It's Eau de Jimmy Hoffa.

by Anonymousreply 69August 20, 2022 2:02 PM

I am so glad that my drinking water comes from an aquifer and not a river.

by Anonymousreply 70August 20, 2022 2:02 PM

I’m so glad my water comes from a plastic bottle and not an aquifer or a river. Or Lake Mead.

by Anonymousreply 71August 20, 2022 2:18 PM

[quote] I wondered if anyone in CA is doing large scale desalination in light of the current issues and the answer is no.

The answer is YES R66 but it does make very expensive drinking water and uses a lot of energy which is also in short supply.

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by Anonymousreply 72August 20, 2022 2:20 PM

For those of you who think L.A. residents are solely to blame for water waste, this is from Senator Hertzberg's weekly email, sent yesterday:

"Los Angeles-area residents set another water-conservation record in July, cutting use 11 percent, according to the LA Department of Water and Power. This beat a 9-percent reduction in June, which was also the lowest water use for any June on record."

by Anonymousreply 73August 20, 2022 5:09 PM

Now with New Improved Flavor!

by Anonymousreply 74August 20, 2022 5:32 PM

Everyone drinks water that had dead bodies in it.

by Anonymousreply 75August 20, 2022 5:38 PM

R3, LADWP wants Angelenos to drink from the tap. Plastic water bottles are an ecological disaster.

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by Anonymousreply 76August 20, 2022 6:04 PM

Comes in an assortment of delicious dead-person flavors!

*Corpse!

*Cadaver!

*Stiff!

*and now, delicious new Carcass!

by Anonymousreply 77August 20, 2022 8:24 PM

R77, and coming soon: Dust!

by Anonymousreply 78August 21, 2022 12:55 AM

[quote][R3], LADWP wants Angelenos to drink from the tap. Plastic water bottles are an ecological disaster.

What will they say when there is no more drinking water?

by Anonymousreply 79August 21, 2022 1:07 AM

Duhh Lake mead is right out of Vegas what do you expect virgin water.

by Anonymousreply 80August 21, 2022 1:29 AM

R79, we will be drinking purified recycled water.

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by Anonymousreply 81August 21, 2022 1:33 AM

[quote]we will be drinking p̶u̶r̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ putrified recycled water.

by Anonymousreply 82August 21, 2022 10:49 PM

OMG I’ve been drinking semen that contains dead bodies! BILLIONS OF THEM!

by Anonymousreply 83August 21, 2022 10:50 PM
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