Can't act worth a tinker's fart but I'd hit that and then come back for seconds!
How old?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 26, 2022 6:01 PM |
OP, Datalounge tradition requires you to state the age of anyone you wish Happy Birthday to.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2022 6:03 PM |
Always thought of UK actors having impeccable resumes and tons of stage training.
Until Jason Statham.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 26, 2022 6:08 PM |
[quote]How old?
55
I think he's a former diver? Like Tom Daley
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 26, 2022 6:11 PM |
Wasn't he in "Spy" with Melissa McCarthy? I thought he was pretty good in that - very funny comedy.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2022 6:13 PM |
Is he gay? Pings to me!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2022 6:32 PM |
Wow, 55 years of juicy beefy man meat.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 26, 2022 6:46 PM |
Jason Statham anecdote : Back in the day (late 90's) I was a student and a waiter in a trendy teeny-tiny restaurant in London, UK. One day ,after the marathon, a bunch of runners come in right at the closing hour. We apologize, but they are very nice and they please please ask to have some food because they're KNACKERED, say they'll be happy with chips at the bar, no plates or cuttlery required, so we oblige. one of the blokes is a very handsome baldie in sports gear, very friendy and fit, he's smiling at me a lot. They finish their chips in 15 min profusely thank us all, and off they go...manager comes to see me, "did you recognize him ? that was Jason Statham " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME ! OF FUCKING COURSE ! I don't know why I didn't know him. Maybe because he was my size, and kind of chiseled featured. On screen he looks massive, he's not. Very Handsome, nice guy. I'll always love him because of that evening
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 26, 2022 6:58 PM |
[quote] he's smiling at me a lot....
That's a big tease, R9. Did you leave something out of the story?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 26, 2022 7:01 PM |
R10, no but I was supposedly super attractive back in the day, people were stopping me on the steets to say how beautiful I was, I was kind of used to have people doing that. I just thought he was very firendly. Which he probably was Sigh...looking at me now, you'd think I was chewed, swallowed and shat by an elephant, and then run over by a truck
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 26, 2022 7:05 PM |
He's not an actor, he's an attractor.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 26, 2022 7:08 PM |
He's good at what he does, the shark movie was swell. I've never seen him much but he was good in the guy ritchie movie that I saw, and apparently excellent in the spy movie, with the obnoxious untalented lardass who kept me away
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 26, 2022 7:10 PM |
This is that part R9 left out.....
.... he's smiling at me a lot. They finish their chips in 15 min profusely thank us all, and off they go... but Statham stays behind, and his smile turns into a lusty leer. He tears off his sports gear, revealing 10 inches of thick pulsating manhood. He then grabs me with his bulging arms and throws me on the counter, crushing the chips that remained, and he then starts KNACKERING me hard, non-stop, as I screamed FUCK ME !!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 26, 2022 7:22 PM |
OMG if he was within 10 feet of me I would have sucked him until his head caved in
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 26, 2022 7:25 PM |
R15 I wish, but no..He's not a movie star I fucked...
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 26, 2022 7:29 PM |
[quote]mmmm
oh wow, that's from a music video for The Shamen. I used to love them in the 90's
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 26, 2022 7:36 PM |
I want him inside me quite deeply.
And I'll take him oiled up.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 27, 2022 3:55 AM |