Cute Brit Twink beheaded by Helicopter rotar!

What was on his iPod?

They rented two choppers to fly them in from Mykonos to Spata? They must be loaded.

Also, it's rotor, not rotar. You made the same mistake twice in both threads, OP.

[quote] What was on his iPod?

Can't Get You Outta My Head - Kylie Minogue

Cuts Life A Knife - Bryan Adams

Over My Head - Fleetwood Mac

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

Blade Runner Main Theme

He could've played Aaron Carter in Mother May I Sleep With Brother?: The Aaron Carter Story.

Are you gonna eat that?

He sacrificed for it, but what an unforgettable selfie!

Another case of prop hypnosis?

That's how Katey Segal's father died. Terrible.

It seems like it was the rear rotor, which spins vertically, so instead I think the poor guy's head got pureed instead of lopped off. Still sad as hell though.

I wasn't anywhere nearby.

I've never been on a helicopter, but fuck that shit. I'm 6'4" and I don't care how stupid I look, my ass is either staying inside until everything is dead still or I'm fucking CRAWLING off.

Oh that horrible.

He ran back to the helicopter and he was speaking on his phone. Nobody knows why. A selfie with the blades still turning. Doesn't make sense. Maybe the person he was talking to knows something. Wasn't there recently a girl who fell off a boat and was killed by the propeller? These are impossibly gruesome deaths.

Ugh. Chubby or not, that's still a terrible way to go.

"SOUP'S ON"!! CHUNKY TOMATO SOUP WITH NOODLES!!

I've been on helicopters twice (I find them terrifying btw) but what I don't for the life of me understand is why they don't load them first then start up the rotors.

R17, some of the coverage seemed to suggest that if the pilot and crew are found responsible and negligent, it will be precisely because they let the passengers disembark without having ensured the propellers were first turned off. The rotors should have been off and they weren’t.

But then again I’m poor. I have no idea what the protocols are when it comes to leisure helicopters.

Why don’t they grate those things, like they do the blades of a fan?

His parents were apparently in the following helicopter which, with the news, was diverted to another heliport to avoid them seeing the tragic scene of their son’s death.

Heads up!

That's the thing, helicopters are absolute death traps even if you are NOT a simpleton.

And, with his death, the average IQ of the human race just went up.

What was on his iPod? R1 pt2

Eyes Without a Face-Billy Idol Pretty FLY for a White Guy- Offspring I Can't Wait To See My Baby's Face- Dusty Springfield Don't Turn Around- Ace of Base Lookin' Out for Number 1-Bachman–Turner Overdrive The First Cut is the Deepest- Rod Stewart Flying without Wings (or a head)- Westlife

Eyes Without a Face-Billy Idol.

Pretty FLY for a White Guy- Offspring.

I Can't Wait To See My Baby's Face- Dusty Springfield.

Don't Turn Around- Ace of Base.

Lookin' Out for Number 1-Bachman–Turner Overdrive.

The First Cut is the Deepest- Rod Stewart.

Flying without Wings (or a head)- Westlife.

I empathize.

omg, R26! I recently finally watched "6 Feet Under" so of course had to re-read the Dan Motherfuck thread. It was gold, Jerry! Gold!

What a horrible tragedy.

I can't even imagine....

Mykonos? How boring and cliché. I go to Greece once a year but I avoid such party islands.

Who is Dan Motherfuck?

Look everyone, stay calm.

Don't lose your heads about this!

Whoops...

"Mykonos? How boring and cliché. I go to Greece once a year but I avoid such party islands."

You need to go to Mykonos at least once. The town is cute but the island is ugly as fuck.

[quote] Ugh. Chubby or not, that's still a terrible way to go.

Wait, so is he a cute twink or chubby?

Don't worry guys, he's alright, a bit embarrassed but enjoying his holiday!

Heard he's now trying to get a gig on TV's "Ghosts."

Has he got an agent? This could be the making of him. So many script options, the sky's the limit!

Helicopters, eh? Ammirite?

R30 Dan is only the subject of one of the most irreverent threads ever!

R38 Poor guys, headless and circumcised. That's no life for a hot young thing.

Herro!

Will the parents be claiming his Darwin award?

The First Time Ever I Sawed Your Face (Off) - Roberta Flack

There was a running joke on 30 Rock about a character played by Jon Hamm - very good looking but dumb as a rock. He lost a hand waving at someone while standing too close to a helicopter 🚁 ✋ 🩸.

You need to be on your toes if you go to Greece. It's a third world country in how they operate. I've been there a few times on vacation and I love it, but they are very slow.

Like Gigi Hadid, my hotel room was also robbed and the most they could do was just shrug. Lots of crime against tourists and the local authorities don't care.

On the plus side, Greece really is the ideal location for a dude with no head. And if he has abs like the piece of ass in this sculpture, well.....jackpot!

That's also how Vic Morrow died when the helicopter rotor killed him and 2 little kids back when they were making the Twilight Zone movie. I saw the actual accident video long ago and that blade took Morrow's head off like it was an apple on a stick.

^ Best way to go, although it looks gruesome it didn't hurt a bit and there was no suffering

R47- That reminds of an article I read about beheadings and the debate on if a person who has been beheaded remains conscious and aware for a few seconds after their head is separated from their body.

Randall is back from the dead? How dumb is this? The man was killed in an auto accident!

- So he wasn't killed. He was maimed. We give him reconstructive surgery.

What are you talking about? The guy was decapitated! I looked it up. He was on his way to the Yukon in a pink convertible to see his brother who was an ex-con named Francis...when a tractor-trailer came along and decapitated him.

You know what that means? He doesn't have a head!

How am I supposed to write for a guy that doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?

- They froze the head, put it back on in a precedent-setting two-day operation…Use your imagination.

- He doesn't have a head!

Never mind. I will work this out myself. I want you to help me understand making Celeste Montana's mother. Did Celeste have her when she was five, six, seven? When?

- Guess what. You'll work it out. You're a writer.

- What is this horseshit? I'm Montana's mother? Never! And you!

- Oh, no, no, no.

- I can't believe you'd write this.

- I didn't. He did it!

- And you! And you!

- I was under orders.

So was Hitler! I don't mean Hitler. I mean the other guy.

- Hess.

- Eichmann.

Eichmann! Thank you. Eichmann. That's you. Rod Randall comes back from Vienna? I fall in love with him? And Montana turns out to be my daughter? How in the name of God is that possible?

- We haven't figured that out, but the dark secret's been torturing you.

David, you can't turn me into a grandmother. I still have my looks.

- I think the romance with Rod balances that.

- Who plays him?

- He's an actor's actor.

Oh, no, no.

You're not gonna stick me with that John Farbstein again... with the yellow teeth and the long nose hair. I'm not getting in bed with him.

Some people I don't get in bed with.

Brain matter, R1.

"Best way to go, although it looks gruesome it didn't hurt a bit and there was no suffering"

Ugh no thanks. You remain aware for sometime after decapitation.

@r48, No, a beheading is like turning out a light, once the connections are severed the lights go out instantly. This wasn't even a beheading, more like a ground beefing

Jesus! Was he ok?

@r51, "You remain aware for sometime after decapitation. "

😂

Hence Marie Antoinette's famous last words as her head was lying in the basket... "No fucking cake for you!"

Head Like a Hole by NIN

But has anyone asked the helicopter how it feels?

^ Yes, he feels awful and even diverted the helicopter carrying his parents away so that they wouldn't see it. I do hope I didn't spoil your lame attempt at snark 😒

Pearl clutcher at R57! Don't worry dear, head over to the thread on 'Unusual or Creative Ways to Masturbate'. You'll feel more at home there.

^ Meghan Markle will be the next Queen of what's left of the pathetic British Empire... Ha ha! Foolish old frau

Whilst? Shove it up your ass, OP.

Wiat R46, how the fuck did you see the Morrow vid? I'm pretty sure Jennifer Jason Leigh got custody of it and it remains in a safe in her bank or something. Did you also see the Christine Chubbuck video? Seriously, what is your connection?

That's a very tragic story. Why would he go running back to the helicopter with the rotor still running? OMG.

Helicopters are terrifying. No thanks.

^ He was a dumb kid who wanted a selfie with a helicopter and thought he was smarter than everyone else. I feel bad for his family, but if it wasn't the helicopter he would have gotten his dick stuck in a toaster or something

I have learned, through personal experience, it's much smarter to simply drive.

Dick in a toaster? Send that little gem over to the 'Unusual or Creative Ways to Masturbate' thread.

Maybe, he didn't read my father's wikipedia entry.

How fucking stupid ARE you R61? The Morrow footage was public within days of the incident.

Here's a better angle for you R61.

the kid thought he gave great head. 😂😆😱🤪

R47 How do you know?

R46 Video or it didn't happen

Even if you are wealty thats what happens when you walk into a spinning blade. It's called natural consequences. We need more of it.

Nevermind R46

Partying in Mykonos?

At least his beheading saved him from the agony of contracting monkey pox!

Yes the family sounds very wealthy. Don't in movies or TV shows people leave helicopters while the rotors are still turning which is why they always rush out with lowered heads? Getting on or off a helicopter on top of the Pan Am building must have been something. At least until metal fatigue set in and the copter fell on its side with the propellers still going. Don't know if anyone died.

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Sister likes to pout in sultry selfies like the deceased bro. Lovely family, parents should feel very proud.

Wealthy people who charter private jets blaming the help and refusing to take responsibility for their own actions.

Quelle surprise.

R40 Lindsay's dance moves are more tragic than the helicopter accident.

According to his sister nobody told him you don't run towards a turning propeller.

R80, then definitely a worthy winner of the Darwin Award

O well. At least her strapless gowns will look stunning. That tranny minx.

Hopefully the head didn't go to waste and some hunky Greek policeman used it as a fleshlight. It's what the twink would have wanted

[quote]How boring and cliché

Oh, dear!

[quote]You remain aware for sometime after decapitation.

But apparently not aware of the difference between some time and sometime.

R67, r68, in neither of those videos do you see Morrow’s head come off “like it was an apple on a stick” as that other poster alleged.

[quote] Whilst? Shove it up your ass, OP.

What’s the problem, shit-for-brains R60?

What’s your point R86? My post was in response to that idiot R61.

E! Entertainment host Jason Kennedy's wife walked into a spinning helicopter propeller and LIVED!

a blond walks into a helicopter propeller...

He was sort of cute, so I care about his loss.

Lenny & the Squigtones - The Creature Without a Head

There was a TV commentator in Cleveland back in the 60s and 70s named Dorothy Fuldheim...interesting old battle axe of a woman, who walked off a plane onto the tarmac and promptly into the still spinning propeller, which hit her under her arm, picked her up and tossed her a few feet. It was winter, and she was wearing a heavy coat, which probably saved at least her arm. She was back on the air the next night. Kept reporting until she was 92.

What a mess that must have been.

I'm R61, jerk at R88 and I was asking how you have seen the video you described, I fucking knew there was no video of his head popping off, or rather maybe there is but no one has seen it, that was my point. Hyperbolic much?

It's too bad he got his head cut off, but being a Brit at least his foreskin was never chopped off.

Whilst! Whilst!

How horrible he got his head cut off but not his foreskin.