Tucker Carlson--Who is this guy (really?) and what kind of name is "Tucker"?

Funny story. His parents meant to name him Trucker, but left out the R on the birth certificate and just let it slide.

It's a typical preppy asshole name. Beware anyone with a surname for a first name. They tend to be jerks.

Russian plant

He’s so ridiculous. I’m not sure how he can work in the city and be at peace with himself. Surely, most New Yorkers despise him. But he’s making MONEY.

He knows he’s a fraud. He doesn’t care. And in a way, I can’t blame him, because what else was he going to do?

Allegedly, his own father thought he was a total loser, and figured he’d be a loser for the rest of his life. He allegedly told him something to the effect of, “Well, didn’t expect much from you, Son. So working for these frauds is better than nothing, being that I couldn’t secure you a decent job even with all of my connections “.

LMAO!

At least his father was a realist.

I call him Cucker Tarlson. He’s a complete cuckold to conservatives…He fists his ass when he sees liberals being successful or liberal causes being popular… Sometimes he remembers the times when Roger Ailes used to debase him and talk about his puny cocklet… Other times he rubs himself thinking about how terrible it was we had a black President….

Putin's little bitch.

I thought he lived in D.C. and Maine?

I prefer his nickname, "Fish Sticks"

A'hem.

Is his hair real or is it a piece?

He has potato face.

He's kinda hot if you watch his show on mute.

His brother's name is "Bucky" 🙄

Member of the "Dan White Society" 😠

I'm a member of the "Tucker Fucker Society"... No lube 😳

R7, he’s got a place in Manhattan and his family home is elsewhere. Not sure where, but he definitely has an apartment in the city.

Weird how he morphed into someone the flyover Deplorables follow. He used to be a prissy little prep school bitch in a bow tie.

He's the face of white nationalists are promoting.

Well, of course he does, r16. He's insanely wealthy and that's where Fox headquarters are. He also has a massive compound in Florida.

But I recall hearing he had lived in DC until a year or two ago when protesters tried to break into his D.C. house, so he moved his family to Maine and does the show from there in a specially made studio.

He seems very very D.C. Tucker is a recognizable type that infest the nations capital. His worldview is stuck in 1958 but he makes sure to dress it up with fancy words, a nice suit and faux intellectualism. He's a classy right winger you see, not like those K mart shopping hillbillies in Missouri!

Well he is the Sawnson Foods heir, r20. I don't know why you would expect him to be a hillbilly.

R21, do you mean Swanson foods?

So Swanson Foods is to blame for this mess?

[quote]Allegedly...

R4 Anyone can type 'allegedly' - your post proves nothing.

Allegedly, Tucker has a nice tight hole, well maintained. Allegedly . . .

Classic case of Backpfeiffengesicht.

[quote] He's a classy right winger you see, not like those K mart shopping hillbillies in Missouri!

Are you posting from the '70s?

Who is he?

He's the poster child for nepotism who owes his entire career to his father while at the same time SCREECHING that the poors need to stop being lazy and pull themselves up through hard work and sacrifice.

This video will tell you all you need to know about who this asshat is.

R16 His parents also have had a compound on Martha's Vineyard for ages, and that's why he was so appalled that the Obamas purchased property there. (doesn't feel comfortabke with African-Americans sharing the Island)

He had a place of his own there for a spell, but has since sold. His uncle still keeps a place there, but not certain if it's the Swanson side, or his dad's.

Tucker's mum left his dad and his brother to find her bliss with a Parisian artist whilst they were toddlers. Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson certainly suffers Mummy Issues, and abandonment trauma, and rightfully so; I would imagine.

He does wear a "piece", and he colours what he's left with to match. Word on the street is, his ball hair never grew in.

He has a Mitch-McConnell-like double-chin that they hide with make-up and lighting...

^ Guys like him always have a small dick. If he were poor he'd drive the biggest pick up truck in the neighborhood

Whobb be is he? A really and truly vile man spreading virulent lies and misinformation in a blatant appeal to the worst impulses of humans. He’s taken up where Rush L left off.

Speaking of Swanson, have they gone out of business? I no longer see their TV dinners in the frozen food section.

It looks like Fucker indulged, he definitely has carb-face.

R30 abandoned for reasons well known to him.

[quote](doesn't feel comfortabke with African-Americans sharing the Island)

Well, African-Americans have been a big part of Martha's Vineyard for quite a few generations now, so that's too bad for him.

Was it on DL where someone claimed Tucker hit on them in an public men's room? I'm tempted to say it was an airport bathroom and Tucker apparently used as fake name. Recall reading it years ago so the details are hazy.

R34 Before the pandemic, I was surprised to see a Swanson's truck driving around my neighborhood, making deliveries. So, as of about 2 years ago, their service with households ordering large frozen goods to be delivered by freezer truck was still operational. I was surprised as I hadn't seen this since I was a kid.

Is this the company? Schwans?

I like his show.

Yeah, you have to filter/ignore some of it, but he does cover issues that CNN and MSNBC don't.

r38 Schwan's and Swansons are not the same thing. Swansons frozen stuff is made by Conagra; their broth is made by Campbell's.

This is what a failed abortion looks like.

His mother hated him.

Thanks R41 --sorry for the confusion! At least I won't have to think of Tucker every time I see the Schwans truck in my neighborhood.

Did you know Tuck the magic Cuck got Hunter Biden to write a reference for one of kids to attend school?

These people are so fucked up.

would you ask "a crackhead" for a reference to get your kid in a school?

and if you have to ask "a crackhead" for a reference what does that say about your worth or your kid's accomplishments ?