Job Suggestions for Madison Cawthorn

Walmart greeter.

kill himself

Only Nazi Fans website developer

Cum dump?

Fisting pig?

Bukake porn?

Hypocritical evangelical closet case minister... He's a natural

If Miss Madison would learn to suck cock, he could run a "GLORYHOLE BUSINESS".

Gays need more gloryholes in Merica...She could pay off her debts. I would fuck her mouth, cum on his hair!!

Cousin Stephen's pimp

Blanche Hudson impersonator.

Grifter

People like Madison Cawthorn always end up just fine. Don't worry about Maddie.

He'll be dead before the year is out.

Bed pan changer on a geriatric hospital floor.

[quote] Should he start "an" Onlyfans for handi-capable people?

lol. On a related note, I wouldn't be surprised if women who have fetishes for paraplegic men crush on him. They are called devotees and there are also men who have attractions to paraplegic women.

Go-go dancer.

Oh, wait...

He has like less than a year of Bible college? What can he do ? At least Cousin Stephen has a BA from Western Carolina University. And he was a greeter at Chick fil la. Advocate/speaker for the NRA is his best bet. Lobbyist is out because everyone in Congress hates him and he's embroiled in multiple ethics complaints.

Talk about burning your bridges.

Crash test dummy. He is absolutely qualified. It's right there on his resume under "Experience."

He could suck the farts out of the seats in the movie theater between shows

He just got his ass fired from the only job for which he was even remotely qualified: blowhard gasbag.

R2 is the correct answer.

He could let people play with his ass for a nominal fee.

[quote] He could let people play with his ass for a nominal fee.

He has no ass.

CockyBoys' first gimp

Star of "high concept" scenes for Disruptive Films

Raceplay bottom bitch for Harlem Hookups

Cocksucker

Men's room attendant.

Chimney sweep.

A sideshow attraction at county fairs?

Professional parasailor. The landings might be a bit tough, but oh well.

Mar-a-Lago golf cart

Speed bump.

Door stop.

DJ for ballroom at Mar-a-Lago. Boss Donald directs Madison to play this Rolling Stones song as Miss Lindz is asked to come on stage to be introduced to the donor crowd.

Anal gloryhole worker. No pain!

"Blow"

Rolling cocktail cart.

Orgy towel boy

If he went to work at Mar-a-Largo in any mid-level capacity in which Trump had to meet with him even occasionally he wouldn't last a full year. Cause Trump has no empathy, hates lovers, and is uncomfortable around the handicapped.

"Get rid of him, I hate seeing the gimp loser around here."

^ hates losers

Madison joins Diamond & Silk on Mike Lindell’s media network.

I think his account would be an If Only Fans, since it’s doubtful that certain things work

Lap dog sitter, the small dogs can sit and curl up in his lap, cats too...

Spokesmodel

Door stop.

He should put his fist 👊🏻 up his asshole.

Paper weight

Above Ground Pool Boy

Translator for Handicapable Special Olympics Bi-athletes.

Anal Inspector of Young Male Probably Bi-athletes

R29 owns this thread

R16 response was DL perfection

Fox anchor

Money and Diaper Launderer.

Door stop.

Previz Reference-Animation Model for the character of "Joe" on Family Guy.

Cast member in the remake of Freaks. Mads can really fill out a tux.

Lauren bobert knows all the good spots😉everyone has their kinks.

The thing that sucks is that he probably will land some cushy gig on some Fox show.

Regardless of political ideology, Maddie will still be one of the most telegenic ’anchors’ - should he go down that route - of *any* networks, right or left

^ Yep, no matter what the crime, guys that look like Maddie usually land on their feet... Oh, wait

HALF as tux R53.

Toilet bowl cleaner

No only fans with That hairy booty trail

Return to college. Actually work at it. And develop maturity.

He lost. Find a new direction. He has faded from the news.

He’s disabled. The DL sexual fantasies about him are half delusional.

" The DL sexual fantasies about him are half delusional. "...

And mostly a joke, lighten-up

Bus boy at Chick Filet and bukkake chairperson at Bro-Filet.

I actually do have a few suggestions, which I'd be happy to discuss with him over drinks. Have him call my real estate office!

Cover the couch cushions.

Doombuggy in the Haunted Mansion.

The snag with him being an anchor is he's illiterate.

^ That never stopped any other news anchor 🙄

A ship anchor. Preferably on the Titanic.

An anchor needs to read a teleprompter at least in a half-ass way. Even bad ones need to read and hear the briefs and talking points. I am doubtful Madison is willing to do the prep time and educate himself on certain issues.

Intern for Marjorie Greene.

He'll be busy counting his House of Rep's pension which I'm sure will be substantial even for his short stay. He needs to keep up pushing iron to maintain his huge, strong, sexy chest and arms.

Members of Congress are eligible for pension at age 62 - 80% of their salary. But this is only after 5 years of service.

A one time senator is eligible - but Maddy is out as he only served two years......unless he gets elected again some time down the road.....

Thank you, R73, for making my day!

How about a job as a target for soldiers practicing using rocket launchers?

Human chair.

Why does he have such deep crows' feet and bags under his eyes at his age?

R2D2 at fan conventions.

First Lady in the Lindseybelle Graham Adminstration!

Thank you R73...that makes me glad.

Calligrapher

Bump on a log.

Quite literally.

Casket demonstrator?

Dead weight in a downhill toboggan.

Home plate.

Fisting top. His hands still work. Call me, Maddie!

Door to door legless moron in a wheelbarrow pushed around by an exasperated Cousin Stephen.

He doesn't have the gravitas to be an adult diaper spokesperson like me!

Send him out as a rolling chip n' dip set with the guac, salsa, sour cream and Tostitos on his head.

You work up an appetite at those GOP coke-fueled orgies, no?

Now that we have race-blind casting, give him singing lessons and cast him as Porgy!

Ventriloquist's dummy

Be handsome

Be dickless

Muscle/Strong man from the waist up

Sunday School Teacher

Soft Fudge Maker

Podcast is the way to go

Joe Rogan, watch out! There’s a new kid I town

He has nothing of relevance to say. So, it's perfect.

[quote]Now that we have race-blind casting, give him singing lessons and cast him as Porgy!

I am totally on board with this!

[quote] Podcast is the way to go

Will someone write scripts for him, or, as he's functionally illiterate, just draw pictures?

Stand up comedy.

Oh wait...

Miss Marsha Blackburn’s hairdresser. She needs one.

Cunt

Hair product spokesperson for L'Oreal....

He can star as Ado Annie in the road company of Woklahoma!

New model for those Tena Twist commercials.

Tollbooth operator.

Hairy fecal incontinence pouch informercial spokesperson. Cousin Stephen will be his sidekick.

Nazi Whore

Human Toilet Paper

R21 I would watch any of those

R90 He could introduce "There's a Wheelchair Leaving Soon for Cape Coral"

He's left DC already

Third Base.

Well, I hear there’s a job for him at the pillow factory. I mean after Mike takes over the RNC. He’s gonna need someone to step in for him.

Firearm instructor

Ski instructor.

Side table.

Lawn jockey.

Begger on the street with a tin cup?

Wedding Performer/Entertainer with Mom

^ Dear Lord, what did I just watch? I wish a sinkhole would open and suck them all down to hell.

Disability Gay Porn Star ?