Social Media Thirsts for January 6 Hearings Hottie

Beautiful head of hair, Handsome man.

Forget the insurrection. I'd like to insert my erection.

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Twitter is Thirsting Over 'Clark Kent' Lookalike at January 6th Hearings, But Sorry, He's Not Single

eople on Twitter are thirsting over a mystery man who is sitting in the front row at the January 6th hearings.

A guy who is being dubbed “Clark Kent” was seen sitting behind witnesses Matthew Pottinger and Sarah Matthews during the hearings on Thursday night (July 21) at the Cannon House Office Building in Washington, D.C.

Former National Security Council member Matthew Pottinger and former Deputy White House Press Secretary Sarah Matthews both testified at the hearings.

Unfortunately for all the people thirsting over the mystery guy, we’ve learned some info that might upset you.

Journalist Yashar Ali isn’t revealing the man’s identity, but he revealed that the man is both straight and in a relationship.

“The good looking man sitting behind Pottinger is not single. That’s all I will say and that’s all you need to know!” Ali tweeted.

In a reply to Andy Cohen‘s thirst tweet, Ali said, “He’s straight and in a relationship.”

Many people are guessing that the man could be Sarah Matthews‘ boyfriend as he’s sitting right behind her. A lot of people are comparing the man’s looks to Superman’s real-life alter-ego Clark Kent and some are making jokes that he’s there to cover the hearings for the Daily Planet.

Sarah Is a lucky gal

He definitely looks like he's a member of the 'Secret City'

King

Who is he? What/whom does he do? Details, NOW!

[quote] King

His last name is not Kent?

I like to think he is Pottinger’s lovah.

Sigh

Nice glasses.

He clearly put a lot of work in to his on-stage presentation.

Nobody is "off the market" like the article says. No one that young and goodlooking is faithful.

You have issues r14 🙄

Why is Yashar Ali being taken as the expert of this guy's relationship status?

Such good looks are wasted on straight guys, as heterosexual girls don’t know how, nor care, to appreciate male beauty.

sizemeat verificatia?

R15, if you looked like that you wouldn't be fucking anyone and everyone? Get off your high SJP.

He's got a lot of under jaw fat hidden by shadow.

The most important thing is: HOW BIG IS HIS COCK?

His name is Alex Wollet.

The lust and the thirst are [italic]real[/italic].

R22 is right

Which side is he on?

He’s probably dating the blonde witness. Why else would he be there?

He's there to be noticed by all, in hopes Andy Cohen will fuck him with his midget dick.

You can have Clark Kent Look-Alike. I found Matt Pottinger kinda sexy in a USMC officer kind of way.

His authoritative, confident manner and moral outrage turned me on!

One thing is not like the other R28.

Is this his (private) Instagram?

^Yes. He's on Facebook too.

Look how pretty he is.

Ima say 'gay'.

He's nice looking but god people are so fuckin thirsty. Get laid jesus.

I can appreciate someone's looks without wanting them to be gay or available.

Exactly. Stop trying to project sexual orientations on people who don’t want them

don't label me bro

From his younger, twinkier days.

Give him a tv show

You’re very tanned, Alex.

Youngstown, OH? OMG, he comes from white trash!!! 🤮

TMZ

I'd do him.

I remember watching the hearing and seeing him and saying to myself that I bet someone will start a thread on DL about the handsome guy sitting to the right.

5 things to know about him (a couple which have already been mentioned upthread)

Sarah Matthews is 27 and Alex Wollet is 23, he is a student and she is an adult. What are they doing together, are they even together. Why was he there?

R34, are you missing a comma?

I can't rest til I see his hole.

He's a neurooncology student. He's studying to treat brain tumors, and has an NIH fellowship. He can't be all that dumb, even if he did come from Youngstown and is dating a loathsome Trump hack.

Nice

Sarah is pretty

He looks a bit too fussy/meticulous for me, but I still want to see his swimmer’s build body.

[quote]In a reply to Andy Cohen‘s thirst tweet

Jesus, he is so fucking creepy. This guy is more than half his age.

[quote] This guy is more than half his age.

As am I.

I think you mean less than half his age, dumbass

R55 = Old qween who worships straight men

[quote]He looks a bit too fussy/meticulous for me,

He's a Virgo. They're detail oriented.

R57 You’re already researching his birthdate? Wow, that’s creepy.

We hunger for more pictures!

What a viral moment

Saw this hearing on UK TV and like R44, prayed a DLer would start a thread. This guy is BEAUTIFUL.

The best guys are usually straight

Of course. There are 18 or 19 times more openly straight dudes

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Maybe he was a plant to get more eyeballs tuning in to the hearing and talking about it. People have such short attention spans these days. More eye candy, please!

Indeed

I told him that I loved him in Superman, and he farted in my face

I live in Alex's building in NW DC. 😍

We hunger for more pictures!

But WHY is he at the hearings? WHY is he seated right behind the people testifying?

Is he an insurrection supporter? MAGA?

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R71, why did you bump the thread four minutes after the last post?

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^ Because we are desperate!

There is only one possible explanation—he’s dating the blonde witness. That probably means he’s a Republican and a MAGA. Sorry girls.

I want to eat his ass

Cute kid, but he's straight.

What makes everyone assu.me hes with the female witness ?...he could have a daddy complex and with the guy. And Im sorry, just because someone says hes straight does not mean he is.

You are being disrespectful

Bi?

R78, the Asian woman is Pottinger's wife.

When does his only fans drop?

another (young) pic

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Who is his girlfriend?

He’s no Dr Mike

He's the boyfriend of Sarah Matthews, Trump's former deputy press secretary. So he's a Trumper. That's unfortunate.

It would be nice if his girlfriend seals her lips around the shaft of his cock, then bobs her head rhythmically while cupping his balls, until glorious shots of gooey goodness fill her alimentary canal.

Well if he's Republican, there's a great chance he's a closet case. Any DC bathhouse habitues on DL? Keep your eyes and your mouths open.

After viewing a number of these pictures of him now and in years past, I have to ask: is he a white person?

[quote] I have to ask: is he a white person?

What is it about his appearance that makes you ask?

R90, How do you define "white"?

He's what DL would call white-adjacent.

How do we know that he's not the secret lover of Liz Cheney?

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[quote] He's what DL would call white-adjacent.

Why would he be called that?

r96 our eldergays have standards of whiteness that rival Nazi Germany.

He walked out of the room right behind the witness. He's her boyfriend.

Did he laugh out loud when they played my video?

She's so hard and gross looking.

^Cockeyed Andy Cohen @ R100

Did someone say he went to OSU?

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^^^ Can you blame him? Not good for his medical career.

Not to mention he can't go to the baths discreetly anymore!

R97, not even rival - surpass. The lack of self-awareness with "sodomites" who think like Nazis, is hilarious

Only 5% of society is homosexual

R106 But 20% of English schoolchildren are "Non-Binary"

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